Malewife Mysta Makes A Home Cooked Meal For Vox
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Күн бұрынmysta meets vox in real life to show how much his skills in the kitchen have improved since luxiem first began. how much has he improved from "thinking fried rice is putting raw rice in a pan" in these five months?
vox shinji chair pose art: / 1527978787341672448
original stream: • HANDCAM COOKING w/Vox ...
featured talents:
Mysta Rian [NIJISANJI EN] - / mystarias-nijisanjien
Vox Akuma [NIJISANJI EN] - / @voxakuma
#mystalive #voxpopulive #mystaworldwide
@WhoAskedHomie 2 жыл бұрын
Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.
@rawanfouda9609 2 жыл бұрын
it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol
@toawing Жыл бұрын
Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings
@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Жыл бұрын
@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams
@retarded_1 Жыл бұрын
It's a horror movie in its self
@mike56769 Жыл бұрын
Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all
@hvnnybee 2 жыл бұрын
My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀
@yourmortalenemy5710 2 жыл бұрын
same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭
@HSantrie 2 жыл бұрын
My latin ass feel that pain too.
@makolite Жыл бұрын
i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave
@ballsitch4608 Жыл бұрын
Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀
@RiRei-12 Жыл бұрын
Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀
@Overpepperedeggs 2 жыл бұрын
Vox unleashing his inner Gordon
@typicallyusual6984 Жыл бұрын
Rightfully so. Vox is all of us watching this
@Ionlyeatchipzeveryday Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@Daffodils_over_roses Жыл бұрын
As he should
@angelinakang4014 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad he did
@andy-zb4dd 2 жыл бұрын
when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears
@ethandgp3097 Жыл бұрын
oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe
@RiRei-12 Жыл бұрын
I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀
@offxialsky1298 Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭
@xarin42 Жыл бұрын
@@offxialsky1298 *the water with a bit of rice powder in it
@Fueledbystardust Жыл бұрын
Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?
@celceusiguess 2 жыл бұрын
I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed
@nevembra9850 2 жыл бұрын
He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom
@parkchimmin7913 Жыл бұрын
He mined past the bedrock
@oak.. 6 ай бұрын
He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.
@jimmehsaint 6 ай бұрын
ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE
@user-hw6ls4rh7m 2 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes
@moonshiro Жыл бұрын
Vox and everyone who watched...
@FR0ZENxTUNA 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on
@xAllebell 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD
@sealchan9997 Жыл бұрын
OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS
@averychaco8831 Жыл бұрын
"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" I'M HOLLERING THAT DID NOT AGE WELL
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂
@evanmay Жыл бұрын
noooo 💀💀
@Rams_404_ Жыл бұрын
It truly didn't.
@hvnnybee Жыл бұрын
The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀
@mizzbumblebee90 Жыл бұрын
IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
@charatome Жыл бұрын
10:00 “I would make this for her majesty!” “well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end” guys he did it
@notsominty7923 Жыл бұрын
I knew he was suspicious 🧐
@parkchimmin7913 Жыл бұрын
🤨
@Haexy 6 ай бұрын
Fr…
@oak.. 6 ай бұрын
Hmmm...
@patrickloureiro351 2 жыл бұрын
4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.
@chunchunmaya Жыл бұрын
Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping
@the_3sisters_gacha350 Жыл бұрын
6:50 too
@the_3sisters_gacha350 Жыл бұрын
8:25 too :'D
@gojoseyelash6174 Жыл бұрын
10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 *Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!
@angelinakang4014 Жыл бұрын
🚔🚔🚔
@blookester6583 Жыл бұрын
9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice
@typicallyusual6984 Жыл бұрын
Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes
@soopFPS 2 жыл бұрын
why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf
@ksan874 Жыл бұрын
His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying
@a13m34 Жыл бұрын
His British init?
@ohichan_ Жыл бұрын
IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao
@waneys Жыл бұрын
the mad lad did it…he finally gave his food to the queen …
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
Lmao!!
@ayaannair2447 Жыл бұрын
As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this
@nuggetka Жыл бұрын
Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...
@zeecolson6838 Жыл бұрын
A professional Asian tho
@fatfr0g570 Жыл бұрын
I read this in Steven He's voice
@meerahseyhtmento7363 Жыл бұрын
as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.
@entialwolf9296 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well
@toawing 2 жыл бұрын
Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener
@lancetheking7524 2 жыл бұрын
"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything
@kkoseii 2 жыл бұрын
Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.
@sgunky 10 ай бұрын
began crying for other reasons. holy shit.
@horneebonk964 2 жыл бұрын
The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.
@sheeper_beeper 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end. edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN
@Shanti_Town Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO 💀💀
@_magic_moonlight_8757 Жыл бұрын
2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that
@sheeper_beeper Жыл бұрын
@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao
@monalleysa Жыл бұрын
maybe he did feed this to the queen
@milk2272 Жыл бұрын
BYE💀
@okbutjikook-8061 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂
@skzelys1851 2 жыл бұрын
2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you
@kaxewdisco3594 2 жыл бұрын
A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!
@happymagician1699 2 жыл бұрын
And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.
@hayyeh7795 Жыл бұрын
In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean
@kaxewdisco3594 Жыл бұрын
@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...
@zaza1998ful 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂
@almondtovfu5672 Жыл бұрын
Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔
@RedStella28 Жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes. I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS
@pandesalpamore 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *watches peacefully* Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*
@collectordilf Жыл бұрын
i scream 😫✨
@moonslay.arts_ Жыл бұрын
This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭
@okyberliana6733 Жыл бұрын
Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time
@krimsxnk 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he's got the knife agression level of Filipino mums/grandmas but that was it, truly terrifying-
@kaneshirokane5410 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD
@honeyworksvocabts1571 Жыл бұрын
Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
Was looking for a comment like this 😂
@kaneshirokane5410 Жыл бұрын
@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently
@kismetsu Жыл бұрын
Was just thinking this
@johnnysalery7383 2 жыл бұрын
Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao 11/10 Cooking Stream
@AyaDragonheart Жыл бұрын
i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂
@1diotZ0N3 6 ай бұрын
why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅
@Shanti_Town Жыл бұрын
I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀
@mitsve06 2 жыл бұрын
chat was crying this entire time LMAO
@nurfitrialviani3117 Ай бұрын
"Tap it gently okay?" *Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*
@tsurifisher 2 жыл бұрын
Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes
@laniakeasupercluster4848 10 ай бұрын
Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡
@-Ayato-Yuri- 10 ай бұрын
Same😭
@aini8545 9 ай бұрын
Me too 😭
@ClereinSi-dn7tu Жыл бұрын
As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤
@peerless_shrimp Жыл бұрын
"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence
@Sabmarine956 2 жыл бұрын
When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.
@proudgirlkisser Жыл бұрын
I genuinely died throughout this whole video. If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill
@kz4volu 2 жыл бұрын
i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..
@everydaydreamer1 Жыл бұрын
10:04 this did not age well 😂
@Laetu 2 жыл бұрын
4:57 that silence was so LOUD.
@Windy2468 8 ай бұрын
and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy
@Ksdhfvbiusdfu5323 5 ай бұрын
This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂
@rezmez-ft2hm 5 ай бұрын
same
@Jaewing 2 жыл бұрын
vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord
@Akiru_kun 5 ай бұрын
I miss Mysta😭😭🧡🧡
@Ash-gv1xb 2 жыл бұрын
Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭
@Mewfin- 2 жыл бұрын
this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking
@koikanekazen3894 Жыл бұрын
When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂
@ironpaladinshiritako7304 Жыл бұрын
As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.
@ironpaladinshiritako7304 Жыл бұрын
Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.
@sabrinasantosg Жыл бұрын
Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.
@bloodrose5796 Жыл бұрын
Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂
@--49--51-- Жыл бұрын
My coping mechanism rn
@moonpie999 Жыл бұрын
I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief
@auroraassassin1582 2 жыл бұрын
My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well.... It's already a flex compared to this
@sakuraara127 Жыл бұрын
9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...
@scrapkingkeita3825 Жыл бұрын
"I would make this for her Majesty" Wow, Mysta actually did it
@trix7689 Жыл бұрын
Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂
@fionacoin5329 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@satanicpanic4565 Жыл бұрын
The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot
@gasterrific 2 жыл бұрын
my filipino ass just instinctively commentated the same way as vox was trying to teach him how to wash the rice properly i'm in tears
@KuronoKengou Жыл бұрын
10:05 oh no....
@veronicaorsmth Жыл бұрын
never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.
@akuji9683 2 жыл бұрын
Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”
@hanaWare Жыл бұрын
"i would make this for Her Majesty" that explains a lot about recent events
@XTLucid 2 жыл бұрын
its actually a really good gordon impression
@oguubear 2 жыл бұрын
Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.
@Shanti_Town Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@SalviAlmighty 9 ай бұрын
The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta. I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being
@tally-kun 2 жыл бұрын
mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out
@zainabalsoofi6369 Жыл бұрын
So thats why the queen died
@nurfitrialviani3117 Ай бұрын
The silence when he chop the cucumbers!😂😔
@janaedurant1628 2 жыл бұрын
I'm enraged like I'm speechless rn dude when he put the black pepper my dude to tell you I almost punched my tablet is an understatement
@astolfo5273 2 жыл бұрын
I love the hand holding at the end
@by.jyamae 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all
@almondtovfu5672 2 жыл бұрын
Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.
@penelop_e 2 жыл бұрын
Im not gordon ramsey level good at cooking but i can and this is the most painful thing I've watched so far.. vox i admire you for enduring that.. still love you tho mysta 😅😅😅
@areyoulostbabygorilla1511 Жыл бұрын
The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭
@sfthiyori Жыл бұрын
maybe he did give that food to the queen..
@luki2584 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit he killed her
@yumekitsune1127 Жыл бұрын
10:00 well now we know what happened to her--
@jinetics1529 2 жыл бұрын
I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef
@Ezra_.. 2 жыл бұрын
mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭
@deadman20023 Жыл бұрын
now we know how the queen died.
@ChronicalV Жыл бұрын
When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much
@athenz1110 2 жыл бұрын
Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg
@starduststriker8792 2 жыл бұрын
well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao
@cartoonkenj2209 2 жыл бұрын
British moment
@frost94 Жыл бұрын
I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao
@kolourfulneco Жыл бұрын
Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!
@athenz1110 Жыл бұрын
@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO
@lynx7283 9 ай бұрын
10:04 this didnt age very well 😂😂
@Slushy916 9 ай бұрын
Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....
@user-cp4bp3rv4v Жыл бұрын
"I'd make this for Her Majesty" "Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end" now we know-
@britasmrva5483 Жыл бұрын
He foreshadowed it-
@keira8664 Жыл бұрын
The queen died from my stash cooking and fox sounds like Gordon Ramsay ok bye
@ronjastevelind6802 8 ай бұрын
Mysta makes me so happy😂❤
@whos.nia15 Жыл бұрын
Vox reminds me of gordan ramsey💀💀
@Smratboy Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.
@pindymint Жыл бұрын
OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER
@SadAres Жыл бұрын
10:00 The queen died 3 months later.
@smolboii Жыл бұрын
Mysta's cooking killed the queen confirmed
@suziq6303 Жыл бұрын
10:00 *Well.*
@ncypark8766 2 жыл бұрын
it makes me wonder how mysta is even part filipino when he cant even cook rice HSDGFSJSKJDFGJ I AM IN P A I N
@yu.tanaka3322 Жыл бұрын
9:59 well...
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