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Out of all people I'd expect to see

The hydra is beyond any one person’s power… we must all click report at the exact same time to truly eradicate this beast 🥹🥹 Also helo meat :>

This will forver the William Antonio I. Our universe

tfw meatcanyon

Not really

yeah

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Well there’s one they he got wrong. Reporting them does nothing.

@@vincere4591 maybe but it at least feels like it does because they get hidden from your screen for a while

KZfaq: "How could we possibly ever filter out these messages, which are all repeated dozens if not *hundreds* of times on the same video? And we don't have the manpower ourselves, so we'd have to implement a system that, for example, automatically flags comments for review by the content creator themselves. But that's unacceptable, since stifling free speech at the hands of a poorly-tuned algorithm would be completely unethical." also KZfaq: "Our automatic content-scanning bot couldn't help but notice that your 86-minute video maybe contains 1.6 seconds of a 17th-century piano solo, which 26 different companies have claimed the copywrite to. So, hopefully you weren't planning to be compensated for the last five weeks of recording and editing. If you disagree, then please feel free to file a counter-claim, and our support staff may respond within 5 to 8 business nevers."

@@CheshireCad "5 to 8 business nevers" Holy Hell I'm quoting this forever

@@EonTheAien Honestly dissapointed how I haven’t heard of something like this sooner

Yeah KZfaq shorts is hurting a lot of youtubers along with bots causing drama. Seriously making companies nearly bankrupt could teach them a lesson to stop being so careless about their consumers.

@@yahyathegamer7499 Thing is, we're not their consumers. We're their product.

Wise words, chibi dinosaur.

Thanks! My co-producer came up with the idea and I brought it to life!

Yeah, it's actually clever and really spoopy :D

@@m4ri0.mp4 Rather appropriate for the Halloween season.

@@h0m3st4r ye

@@TerminalMontage Such a creative person 👏👏

It’s equal parts security breach blob, equal parts Pibby glitch

Might want to check out the pacman one then

Even more than the PAC-man ghosts?!

Oh yeah for sure

@@diamondproductions9308 I was about to say that the pacman video was way more terrifying

Spamton?

We need more BIG SHOTS in the comments

@@SPAMTON249oh heya spamton

Even Spamton is above impersonation

Those bots really do spam a ton

No shut up

Yes

Finally some comment who was worthy for once

My content is better than Terminal Montage!! (Legit, Not Clickbait, Not A Bot, Very Emotional) 🤣👌💯 Edit: Oh my gosh! The replies about my one simple joke are absolutely hilarious! 😂

@@PT_926 speak of the devil

@@1slimeyfella. I think its a joke

@@pabloherranz1795 nah, we know these are bots for sure

@@PT_926 this account doesn’t even have content lol

they're not stalling. they just don't care. they only care about content matching and not being sued by big fat megacorporations.

*Needed

It’s been an obnoxious problem for years

I don't think they ever cared. Same comments, fresh accounts, all advertising something. How can you not tell they're bots? They don't care

The issue is how do you stop people from creating new free accounts? It is why cheating/hacking is more common in F2P games then paid games. Unless we come up with some grand solution more will just pop up. The solution is make it paid... then we run into an issue where nothing will be free.

"If we had the command codes we could shut them down, the entire swarm"

@@comandercarnis But since their cryptographic protocols use poly-phasic entangled waveforms, Cracking a code set would take half a century.

@@Nathan_Morgan_ This makes me think of the replicators from stargate

@@RewEmberwind these are from a game called Horizon Zero Dawn

@@Nathan_Morgan_ "At best, we've got 16 months. Not exactly what you'd call a survival option. There are no survival options. The destruction of a biosphere is not the sort of apocalypse you can wait out in a fallout shelter or space station. "

I HATE THOSE!

ye

It looks like the blob from security breach

Now me and my many other twisted metal creations of myself will no longer be virgins.

@@evanbrown4083 yea

Agree

Congratulations you have received a pipe bomb in your mail box

This happen to me 3 times lol

My channel is better than terminal montage lol😂😂😂 I’m joking

The text to speech voice added to the creepy factor. It's almost like the Dead Internet Theory.

@@2kool4u38 you better be

Speaking of which, here's a personal experience of mine with this spam bots: I was tempted once by this spam bots. I mean I knew it's obviously a fake/scam, or at least *very* skeptical of it being one. But the temptation of a free gift and the curiosity got the better of me, so tempted, I checked it out for a bit. At least I didn't offer it anything, so *I think* I'm safe, hopefully.

I had an encounter with one on a Markiplier vid a month or two ago

@@davidallen5142 SMG4 SMG4 videos are infected too

Absolutely

But they draw goofy memes instead.

Or an entire trilogy.

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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ngl a bunch of simple minded drones pooling their intelligence and processors into one system is kinda a scary thought like most "ai goes rogue" only focus on just the one ai that has a million bodies how about a million ais that are conjoined into one

True, We need a bigger one

and an autoclicker

Agree

Ye.. True👍

Nah we need KZfaq employees with sense in their minds

set up a query to check for undesignated repeated phrases and have it send back a batch of users. easy.

Make a NEW bot that can kill those bots TERRIBLY well! -basically The Terminator 2 plot.-

Make rotom do it, duh

I use the bots to destroy the bots

That is painful

Thanks!

@@TerminalMontage i think your every video is masterpiece we will help you and happy halloween

wait, he makes cute stuff? All I've ever seen from this channel is the stuff of nightmares O.O

@@TerminalMontage Kirbo for Halloween????

hello you have been selected to be a winner text me and win your prize-100000 dollars i mean 1000000 dollars! just text me and sa- me:oh another one of those bots i'll just AYYAHHHHH bot:ouch! wait im a bot i can just reload me:what do i do! oh wait... shows the bot the normal are you a bot? *bot dies Da end :D

Literally, apparently

I agree. It does feel weird to me though.

So he's Jeremy °>°a...

We need something about Jeremy

Whos Jeremy

@@MrLachapell in case you’re being serious right now, Jeremy is the name of the guy running this channel, and who for this video decided to animate himself trying to defeat the hordes of bots that have been impersonating him all over the place

Finally, it's here the robot apocalypse XDDDDD

If this is how it's turning out then might as well just make the robots peaceful

@@NotASpyReally you scared me scout, also you look sus 🤨

@@gdud3420 Oh I'M sus ?? well you have a robot emoji in your name 👀

I’d honestly prefer terminator instead of this crap

Me too. I have a feeling that we may be running into the dreaded Spam Bot(s) again in the next two weeks.

I like to think the owners of those bots are just edgy 13 year olds who convinced themselves that they're funny when in reality they're just an asshole

Well, third-place behind Susan Whatchamacallit trying to tell us what to think and KZfaq ads.

@@PeterDivine Susan Wenimechainthesama

@@WhimsicalLittledawg tumajarbisaun

And 6th if you add in Copyright trolls, Family Channels/Animal Rescue and Kiddie Creeps (There's SO MANY)

That’s more of a PSA than a special lol

huggbees what the

Now you just gotta send 5 bucks for the shipment cost to me in bitcoin and I'll send you the prize!

You

Gone, like the wind... And your bank account information...

Oh no. I'm so sorry bro. By clicking that Username, You've contracted Spam-Bot-ticulitus. RIP Huggbees (The Dawn of Time - 2022)

Lol

No kidding! xD

Help me please

Pac-Man and now this

"genuinely terrifying" is a bit of a reach but yeah

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin 💀

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin thats a little anti climatic

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin imagine

@@AllenMZim Well there isn’t a link or anything so…

@@rrrbomber_og-dagoat.rockin ☠️

The sad part is, the report button doesn't work in reality. Report an offensive comment, and it will be gone in a day. Report spam bots, and they'll stay around forever, no matter how many people report the comment. You can just randomly pick one of spambot accounts, add it to your tab and see how long it stays around. Spoiler: it stays around *forever.* I've checked over 5 different types of bot accounts for over 4 years, and they're all still up. The only one that changed was the sub-farming bot type account that got sold to some no-name influencer.

Look again, it's hydra-ing

@@TechBlade9000 so what you are saying is we need to kill them with fire.

That was both epic and terrifying. You perfectly portrayed how spam bots work. Love it.

@@bilinasmini3480 - You WOULD love it, seeing as you ARE one.

@@mokarokas-1727 we're all robots, we just don't know it 🤖

@@mokarokas-1727 it's funny you say that, I scrolled down and found that exact comment the spam bot posted, but from a real person.

Plot twist - TerminalMontage is also a bot

Honestly, I’d watch that. Who knows, it might be like Interface

i mean you cant forget the pacman episode

guess it’s gone

oh yeah u dont have to tell us lumpy / meat canyon watchers that

@@Random-Gods i honestly just watched it withot seeing thr thumbnail,I thought that it was some meteoroid stuff lol

It's finally here!

@@thewatcherinthecloud Too late. Your going to the shadow realm. (Also joking. Pretty funny joke dude lol)

@Epic 🐦🆙️

@@thewatcherinthecloud you almost got me lolol

@@thewatcherinthecloud Like any real bot, I’ll reply with that certain f word. Fax.

IKR

because youtube doesnt care, they still make money, thats all that matters to them

@@DiamondPanda207 that's what being a monopoly does to a company. Thank god for extensions

@@logicaltips4107 Wdym

I feel like something genuinely bad (like losing data or money) would have to happen to KZfaq for them to push out an update to fix the damn website.

I actually managed to grab one of their IP addresses and location

To be fair though… why? I see people say this, but, I see spam bots everywhere anyway. If I interact with them, they’re there, if I don’t, they’re there. It doesn’t feel like it makes any difference at all, so why not have a little bit of fun with a comment that makes fun of them every once in a while?

It's a war we cannot win, it's just another infinite battle against technology...as the future will become...

@@pixerpinecone i say ignore em cause I wanna see a reply to the original comment not some phony bot

@@pixerpinecone If you interact with them comments containing them are sorted higher by the comment section, so there is a slightly higher chance they will actually trick someone before they are removed

uh?

@@jeremymoisesrodriguezramir919 lmao

"Where's my Sableye!?"

Alas, spambots don't have souls to fear god with.

​@@SephirothRyu Just like corporations.

@@brainbomb. Nah, corporations are more like warlocks. They consume souls for power and profit.

It might just be me but it reminds me of the weird spaghetti Freddy bot in one of the endings of FNAF Security Breach

​@@gothamsangel That's what I was thinking.

He didn't make them into that abomination, that's what they really are. They always were.

@@gothamsangel I'll get the fork

this is golden lol

Its very sad really

My guess is that KZfaq doesn't give a care

KZfaq is too busy figuring out how many unskippable ads they can cram into a minute-long video.

@@Tarkus_H dude, I swear, the other day I thought I got 3 ads in a row before a video

I know other content creators that have the same problems and KZfaq just don´t care.

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Reporting those spambots actually doesn't do anything. Either the report system is entirely broken, or KZfaq is actively protecting bots. KZfaqrs have to run the anti-bot scripts written by the community to mass-delete the spambot comments on the videos by themselves. It's awful.

@@PT_926 Nice [nothing] bro

@@LordDragox412 Wait, what? That's *STUPID!*

oh yeah, remember when there were lots of bots making fun of people for DYING?? those are the bots that sicken me the most

I swear if I find the person that made those bots, I won’t hurt them, I’m just gonna beat them until they can’t breathe no more

@@AltKaxREAL I wish they go to heaven only to be slaughtered by technoblade 👑

@@viktorrodriguez5660 I think if i found the person behind the bots i would give them one million bowser slaps

@@AltKaxREAL there is a special place in hell for the people who made those bots

This just shows how as long as costumers are not being scammed directly in the platform they dont care because “what they gonna do sue us 😂😂😂?”

That reminds me of those shady companies that sell shirts, that have bots which are programmed to notify them everytime someone comments "I'd love to have that on a shirt!" or anything of that sort in any publication. Usually people comment things like that under posts with art or photos, so these bots just steal the artwork, print it on a plain shirt, and put it out for sale on the Internet it without the oblivious artist's permission.

​@@MegaOlavo as long as little timmys keep getting scammed then enraged parents will sue, its the law of the universe there is always going to be one parent trying to sue a platform because their child got scammed. (also i understand that a sarcastic tone can not be carried over the internet, so take this as a joke)

The dead internet theory is real

There's another like: "Let us appreciate the work she puts into these videos" or something close to that, but the thing is, it was a 'he' and not a 'she'

bots try to recognize video context challenge (impossible)

The worst ones is the attention grabbers they just ask very rude stuff about this video and that's not even how you get subs it's gives hate

And the dangerous bot is the telegram

Then don’t watch fnaf, it’ll give you ptsd if you’re terrified of animatronics

FNAF is trash and nothing but cheap jumpscares

@@protojack2899 yep. unless the animatronic is No.1 Crate. scariest thing in all existence, that one.

@@ZyroidX tbh fnaf used to be good

@@ZyroidX yeah, modern FNAF sucks but no. The jump scares aren't the point

everyone notices the spam bots its just they don't want to do anything about it.

@@pforgottonsoul aftr a while It gets anmoying and there no piong since news One comes up evry second

he's been pinning comments the whole time

@@pforgottonsoul Nah, it's more like they don't have any means to stop them beside obvious reporting, but since spam bots usually polllute every comment, content creators gave up. So unless KZfaq directly does something about it, Spam bots situation will never stop

@@pforgottonsoul they want to but there's no way to stop them. Unfortunately if KZfaq fixes them they'll probably go the dislike route and just remove comments altogether. Say your goodbyes.

That’s a haha funny

A spambot trying to scam another spambot

E

To be fair, he did make a Splatoon animation where the Inkling finds out she and her entire civilization grinded up clams (that are related to the Inklings) to make the city. Mass genocide for a greater good. The clams were alive, but still.

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The big bot guy is just the blob from fnaf, it even has the same anatomy

Ikr? His PAC-man video is Terrifying!

@@stressedinmotion which is what makes this funnier to me

Luigi’s Mansion was great, too!

At this point I believe KZfaq just... Doesn't really care about their community as much as before and the only way to make them do... ANYTHING, is to 1.literally beg them to do something (which won't work half the time) 2.cause such a massive uproar that KZfaq is force to take action and 3. "attack" their big fav youtubers (aka protest with a popular KZfaqr that KZfaq DOES listen somewhat pray they do something) All of this have one thing in common and that is that it happens outside the platform, seriously THE Corpo behind KZfaq just cares about making money and popularity at this point.

I would upvote this, but it's at the funny number. [EDIT]: Someone added a like to get it to 70. Imma hit the thumbs-up button now.

@@kennyholmes5196 I really don't understand people like you, why don't you like comments when they're at 69 likes? Someone else is going to anyway so you might as well; no point in not liking just because it's at 69 likes.

@@Nyx_Goddess_of_Night_46 you can tell what kind of person they are just by the fact they said "upvote" instead of "like"

We don't want one, itll traumatize me

@@gamer-bp6ig Not always. Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit aren't mutually exclusive, and neither is KZfaq with any of them. Or any other social media site, for that matter.

Look upon further deep into it my child It's amazing

They are silly, that's exactly why you SHOULD watch them XD

Kirbo forgives you. 😁

@@1Thunderfire yay

Oh but how silly they are

Oh, they can implement it. The problem is, they don't want to, because just like on Twitter, bots = profit for the corporation. Shareholders don't care if the users are real or not - as long as the number grows bigger, they're happier and are willing to give Google more money.

It’s stupid for a bot to reply on this video wait-

@@Durtle. here's the thing They did anyways:/

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