Something’s Burning S1 E5: Red Rocks Prequel with Dan Soder, Big Jay Oakerson, and me!

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Bert Kreischer

9 ай бұрын

Something’s Burning S1 E5: If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters.
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WAWA-INSPIRED FRITTERS
1. Fritters
INGREDIENTS:
Bread flour
Instant yeast
Granulated sugar
Fine sea salt
Whole milk, warmed
Pure vanilla extract
Large egg yolks
Unsalted butter, at room temperature
Sweet-tart baking apples, such as Honeycrisp or Pink Lady, peeled, cored, and cut into 1/2-inch chunks
Granulated sugar
Ground cinnamon
Vegetable oil, for frying
STEPS:
1. In a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, stir together the bread
flour, instant yeast, sugar, and sea salt.
2. Add warm milk, vanilla, and egg yolks; mix until smooth.
3. Add remaining flour and butter; mix until dough is soft and smooth.
4. Cover the bowl with plastic and let rise for an hour.
5. While it’s rising, melt unsalted butter in skillet
6. Add chopped apples; sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon, and sea salt.
7. Cook until tender and the liquid is a syrupy glaze (about 10 min)
8. Allow to cool completely.
9. Roll out dough to ½” thick
10. Spread apple mixture onto ½ the dough; fold over other half to cover
apples.
11. Cut the dough into ½” strips, then into ½” pieces in cross pattern
12. Scoop up the pieces and rearrange, cutting again in a cross pattern
13. Form dough into a 12” x 3” log; sprinkle with flour and slice into 12 pieces.
14. Coat baking sheet with flour; transfer fritters, smashing pieces of dough together and press into each one into a flat round.
15. Let them rise until puffy, about 20 min.
16.Fry in 2” of hot oil, about 2 min per side.
17. Remove and drain; allow to cool slightly before glazing
2. Glaze
INGREDIENTS:
Powdered sugar
Pure maple syrup
Pure vanilla extract
Warm water
STEPS:
1. Sift powdered sugar into a bowl.
2. Add maple syrup and vanilla; stir until smooth.
3. Add enough water to form a loose glaze.
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@twistedfocus
@twistedfocus 9 ай бұрын
Good to see Dan with his best friend, Blue Jay Oakerson.
@campmastatv
@campmastatv 9 ай бұрын
Probably my favorite part of the Regz so far was watching Joe trying to out pun Luis.
@Fnkwav
@Fnkwav 9 ай бұрын
Dudeeeeeee
@kalikiter1
@kalikiter1 9 ай бұрын
Bobby in a haunted house: “…dude?…”
@christopherkendrex8075
@christopherkendrex8075 9 ай бұрын
Hahaha great callback
@CrakerzANDcl1tz
@CrakerzANDcl1tz 9 ай бұрын
Still laughing at this 😂
@Fa113n94
@Fa113n94 9 ай бұрын
I hope Dan and Big j just do a podcast together at some point even a couple episodes a month would bring me so much joy the bonfire is just not the same.
@1ltcolphoto
@1ltcolphoto 9 ай бұрын
Listen to Dan's episode on Neal Brennan's Blocks podcast. It's a pretty deep dive on why he left.
@productofapathy
@productofapathy 9 ай бұрын
He's said that big jay is going to be the first guest on his podcast when it premieres in November.
@kl6mmidia949
@kl6mmidia949 9 ай бұрын
I hate that Dan is gonna do his own podcast too, makes you wonder what happened between jay and Dan
@Fa113n94
@Fa113n94 9 ай бұрын
@@kl6mmidia949 basically have to have a podcast as a comedian now days
@juantaste8603
@juantaste8603 5 ай бұрын
Big J is not a funny person
@jeffframe587
@jeffframe587 9 ай бұрын
For a second I was like "damn, Bert looks better"...then I realized I watched this like 3 years ago 😂😂
@cereal_thinker
@cereal_thinker 9 ай бұрын
Loool
@F-Los
@F-Los 9 ай бұрын
Dan's original hairline. Dead give away
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 9 ай бұрын
Jays gloves set the clock to old days.
@TedSheckler
@TedSheckler 9 ай бұрын
Gah damn it. Fooled by the reload again. I was thinking damn, Ozempix Jay looking pretty good 🤦‍♂️
@Dannyryan73
@Dannyryan73 9 ай бұрын
Oh sh*ttttt good call
@tommyz1463
@tommyz1463 9 ай бұрын
The thing I relate to most so far is Burt's heavy breathing while rolling out the dough
@Vrir16
@Vrir16 9 ай бұрын
Ugh, I just came here to say how much it bothers me to hear lol
@rcstarz5206
@rcstarz5206 9 ай бұрын
The deep routed friendship and chemistry between Dan and Big J is ridiculous ... Bring back the fire for reals! Please we miss you two riffin off each other. The instinctual behaviour traits of Dan and J are unrivaled.
@DJBIGWiLLiE
@DJBIGWiLLiE 9 ай бұрын
When he said “form the bonfire” i shed a tear.
@colenoah5974
@colenoah5974 9 ай бұрын
great quote from big jay "you have to believe in yourself. the world follows"
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 4 ай бұрын
Up it's true though, You make a decision you just decide what you're gonna do and from that point on.The universe.Gets out of your way, all you have to do is believe in yourself and manifest it
@Grizzly_Biscuit
@Grizzly_Biscuit 9 ай бұрын
Bert attempting Gordon's scrambled eggs goes exactly how you would expect 😂
@matthewhill7311
@matthewhill7311 9 ай бұрын
looked like diarrhea@@JayMac
@commanderjonson2610
@commanderjonson2610 9 ай бұрын
@@JayMaclol its scrambled eggs 😅
@harrymothowl8923
@harrymothowl8923 9 ай бұрын
@@commanderjonson2610believe it or not a lot of people suck at making scrambled eggs they either undercook them or overcook them or don’t move them around enough to get that fluffiness
@bpizzle420
@bpizzle420 9 ай бұрын
@@harrymothowl8923 truth, an old gf of mine was just terrible at cooking anything, her scrambled eggs were an atrocious sin.
@BEEFBRSKT
@BEEFBRSKT 9 ай бұрын
​​@@JayMache didn't...Ramsey uses creme fresh
@MREpicIpodApps
@MREpicIpodApps 9 ай бұрын
Bert: cooks meal Also bert: openly coughs directly onto all of it before serving
@benjaminrobinson2522
@benjaminrobinson2522 9 ай бұрын
Was just getting into podcasts when this originally aired. Enjoyed this. Then saw Dan Soder on the This is not happening show. Been a fan ever since. Loves this duo for bon fire! Crackle crackle.
@eriksand9262
@eriksand9262 9 ай бұрын
2 of the funniest comedians and this episode isn't even an hour long?!?! At least Big Jay didn't get edited out of most of it like in The Cabin episode. 😂
@4pfbill325
@4pfbill325 9 ай бұрын
Dan crushing sodas and cheese what a legend
@Aiur
@Aiur 9 ай бұрын
The burntfire
@skyscreek
@skyscreek 9 ай бұрын
This was a much needed dose of the old bonfire. 💔
@BillyBats773
@BillyBats773 9 ай бұрын
The best combo in the game. Crackle crackle 🔥
@DirtyTroll24
@DirtyTroll24 9 ай бұрын
Nothing better than a whole episode of Bert stepping on jokes.
@jakesmall3454
@jakesmall3454 9 ай бұрын
Man I love Big Jay and soder together. I’ve just recently started to dig in to the Bonfire and I wish I started earlier
@maliciousrift9068
@maliciousrift9068 9 ай бұрын
The Jim Cummings episode of The Bonfire will never be beaten by any radio show
@anthonysendelback5616
@anthonysendelback5616 9 ай бұрын
Bonfire reunion is always welcome! Thanks Bert, love the movie btw!
@undlim
@undlim 9 ай бұрын
50:34 Bert swinging an edged weapon towards Big Jay just like Luis J Gomez would do on Skanks.
@littlemac844
@littlemac844 9 ай бұрын
This Is old. Bummer. Was looking forward to a new one with these two. Crackle Crackle!!!
@bussruss
@bussruss 9 ай бұрын
keep these coming bert i really look forward to these in the week
@RedBernie
@RedBernie 9 ай бұрын
Hell yea, best episode from this season
@erikmcarthur6077
@erikmcarthur6077 9 ай бұрын
My new favorite quote "Do you think the fire is keeping it hot?" -Bert The Machine Kershner
@DefyTheTyrant
@DefyTheTyrant 9 ай бұрын
Looking good and slim Bert! Go Noles and rock out!
@tanyadouglas5241
@tanyadouglas5241 9 ай бұрын
OLD EPISODE.. Idk why they keep reposting these
@vicjames3256
@vicjames3256 9 ай бұрын
​@@tanyadouglas5241 They're reposting them here cause he finally got access/ownership to this OG season of Something's Burning. It used to be owned by All Things Comedy. So now they're releasing 1 new episode one week, then 1 old episode the next week.
@tanyadouglas5241
@tanyadouglas5241 9 ай бұрын
@@vicjames3256 Ooh Thanks for the clarification ☺️
@renee1sutton
@renee1sutton 9 ай бұрын
Jay is just the most charming man on earth
@1Capnjazz
@1Capnjazz 9 ай бұрын
I never clicked on anything so fast. I love blue Jay Oakerson and Dan soder
@davepeezy7525
@davepeezy7525 9 ай бұрын
This guy gets it. The REGZ!!!!!!!!
@twistedfocus
@twistedfocus 9 ай бұрын
Ah, you beat me to it! 🎉
@PJ_LTW
@PJ_LTW 9 ай бұрын
Somewhere in the world right now.. Joe List is still trying to think of a better one.
@incredible5587
@incredible5587 2 ай бұрын
i cant help it but laughing my but off watching 3 men sharing a single serving of scrambled eggs.
@phenotypealpha
@phenotypealpha 9 ай бұрын
I think Bert might have mistakenly used active yeast instead of nutritional yeast as a Parmesan substitute, which might explain his upset stomach. 😂😂
@sprthhfk
@sprthhfk 9 ай бұрын
Pissed that I missed these guys at Red Rocks. Crackle Crackle 4 eva
@paydn202
@paydn202 9 ай бұрын
cant get through ANYTHING with the name "bert kreischer" without a weezing loud incoherent laugh for no reason lol
@treybrown3798
@treybrown3798 9 ай бұрын
Don't try and convince me this is new I watched this 5 times when it came out
@michaelk5333
@michaelk5333 9 ай бұрын
Thanks Bert! Great choice
@brandonjdean
@brandonjdean 9 ай бұрын
have them back on and make them a meal successfully
@davidjacquez965
@davidjacquez965 9 ай бұрын
🎶 Bonfire Boys are back in town. The boys are back. The boys are back.🎵
@kalebclevenger3478
@kalebclevenger3478 9 ай бұрын
I got really excited cause I thought it was already uploaded 😭😥
@CertifiedSkank
@CertifiedSkank 9 ай бұрын
Yup
@alexanderthesk8160
@alexanderthesk8160 9 ай бұрын
28:00 Soder in Buffalo Bill voice - "...cause again these are two different women."😆 😂🤣
@melodymccullough5262
@melodymccullough5262 9 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the Housekeeper, cleaning that kitchen. 🤣 I'm sure that she gets paid well... Cause Bert's respectable like that.
@no_nosestill_close8010
@no_nosestill_close8010 9 ай бұрын
13:22 13mins in Bert just now mentioning what they’re cooking 😂
@justinwatkins438
@justinwatkins438 9 ай бұрын
Sweet. An actual somethings burning 🔥
@rugbyboy9964
@rugbyboy9964 9 ай бұрын
Wow...The episode that got me into east coast comedy. I cant believe I used to listen to tigerbelly exclusively.
@kalikiter1
@kalikiter1 9 ай бұрын
Check out “the regz” podcast and old ykwd episodes that have Bobby Kelly, Soder, Joe list and Luis j Gomez. That’s peak east coast comedy.
@anthonycontreras5003
@anthonycontreras5003 9 ай бұрын
I miss Dan on the Bonfire
@Dylan4Molloy
@Dylan4Molloy 7 ай бұрын
Can someone send the clip making Gordon’s scrambled egg to him to review and then maybe get him on the show because that would for sure be entertaining watching Bert making a beef wellington in front of him 😂
@ArtsyFartsyLovers
@ArtsyFartsyLovers 9 ай бұрын
Lol raw dough Soder, great episode Guys, Love You All
@jbyrd2789
@jbyrd2789 9 ай бұрын
First season or first book or first movies of a series is always the best. So sit back and have classic classy drink and enjoy. ☺️
@TheEvilWithinKevin
@TheEvilWithinKevin 9 ай бұрын
"It's not bad when it's cooked" 😂😂😂
@Oshop3
@Oshop3 4 ай бұрын
One thing that makes comedy funny is not laughing at something that’s not funny. Burt is like a laugh track machine.. good vibes but also this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion 😂😂😂
@jssjoar2790
@jssjoar2790 9 ай бұрын
Legends😂 Love from Norway ❤
@RJ-ix4co
@RJ-ix4co 9 ай бұрын
These older episodes were the best! Had me cracking up.
@JayMac
@JayMac 9 ай бұрын
Jay says "they have heroin problems" when the first once looks like a straight up opiate dump was perfect LMAO
@jaredgreenwald3072
@jaredgreenwald3072 9 ай бұрын
Told my friend Dan's buffalo bill skin suit joke and he was on the floor.. so funny
@sailorjerry411
@sailorjerry411 7 ай бұрын
Welcome to Somethins Burning featuring Bert's labored breathing lol
@brokenradiators5507
@brokenradiators5507 9 ай бұрын
Great guest combo!!
@jonw8697
@jonw8697 20 күн бұрын
soder and jay.. 2 of my faves.
@baxxmo
@baxxmo 9 ай бұрын
Needed the buds back together )’:
@Mike-bh9vs
@Mike-bh9vs 9 ай бұрын
Best ep yet. Blue Jay & Toucan Soder are always hilarious
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 8 ай бұрын
Watching Bert's denial in action, while he is completely ruining Ramsay's scrambled eggs is a worrying look into his refusal of reality 😂😂
@patderose1618
@patderose1618 9 ай бұрын
bert really jeb bushed that beat to the ground bit
@jamesmanriquez3493
@jamesmanriquez3493 9 ай бұрын
drinking crush on its own is wild
@micahv4280
@micahv4280 9 ай бұрын
Crackle crackle🔥🔥🔥the bois are back in town
@jakecoop562
@jakecoop562 9 ай бұрын
Oil just on from the start. Lol
@Choscura
@Choscura 9 ай бұрын
I hate that I have to remind myself that a fake version of a livestream is a problem with youtube trying to censor things inappropriately, and not the content creators being hacky.
@sarahpelosi4213
@sarahpelosi4213 9 ай бұрын
Haven't seen the fingerless gloves in a while. He's bringing em back! 😊👌❤️
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 9 ай бұрын
Unfortunately this was like 3 years ago. He hasn't broken out the fingerless in quite a while.
@bennyboogenheimer4553
@bennyboogenheimer4553 9 ай бұрын
Boys, Double Meat, Double Cheese Cheltenham at Lee's Hoagie House extra juice. Nothing better.❤
@jaytee7363
@jaytee7363 9 ай бұрын
Soder and big j❤😢 I miss it. Dan come back to us! Crackle crackle
@jaredgreenwald3072
@jaredgreenwald3072 7 ай бұрын
I still make scrambled eggs the way I saw in this episode.. and I gotta say.. they're really good
@blklrd7932
@blklrd7932 9 ай бұрын
Sweet sweet memories of the Bad Boys of Sirius. Crackle Crackle
@michaelpacinus242
@michaelpacinus242 7 ай бұрын
Love how Bert didn’t know Dan left The Bonfie. Crackle crackle. EDIT: 40:32 Jay, close the damn fridge
@OftLieN
@OftLieN 9 ай бұрын
Talking about Bonfire with Jay and Real Dan, in present tense, hurts my soul.
@muyspicypepper8258
@muyspicypepper8258 9 ай бұрын
That first fritter came out and all I could think was YOU WERE MY BOTHER, ANAKIN
@alexmcmahon1808
@alexmcmahon1808 9 ай бұрын
Jay looking great
@markietownsend6186
@markietownsend6186 9 ай бұрын
Anyone over 40 and younger than Bert looks at him like WTF you be doing mane.....but then it's ok I didn't die 😆
@ryanmcclendon3309
@ryanmcclendon3309 9 ай бұрын
Pull it off,and temper it. ♾️ That wooden spoon was just a handle when he was done with them eggs..😂
@V0S1N0
@V0S1N0 Ай бұрын
Kum n Go should have a hot bar with tea and coffee so that they can call that the Nut n Leaf section.
@JohnnyaGoGo11
@JohnnyaGoGo11 9 ай бұрын
Damn me for not noticing this was season one. I heard Mueller report and instantly thought I was in the matrix lol.
@tabletemail-rh6pe
@tabletemail-rh6pe 9 ай бұрын
Very on brand 😂 🔥
@tornado649
@tornado649 9 ай бұрын
"A pulley system" i dunno but that made me laugh😅
@Jr0ck77
@Jr0ck77 9 ай бұрын
Danny Sodes with the QOTSA hoodie 🔥
@oneofus6924
@oneofus6924 9 ай бұрын
my two favorite dudes
@BozoBuckets96
@BozoBuckets96 9 ай бұрын
Only Bert could simultaneously burn something and not cook it
@Chris4641
@Chris4641 9 ай бұрын
I love Bert trying to hype himself up at 13:08
@codyyoumans4402
@codyyoumans4402 9 ай бұрын
The best guess somethings burning has ever had
@F-Los
@F-Los 9 ай бұрын
Damn I love these boys
@zipvisuals8713
@zipvisuals8713 9 ай бұрын
This one is very heavy on Burt’s deep breathing 🤣
@tazman323
@tazman323 9 ай бұрын
Love Soder so much dude
@Tplantsurvivor17
@Tplantsurvivor17 9 ай бұрын
Off topic. You Killed on Kimmel. 💯💯💯 Love you Brother. PS. The Machine was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤ Thank you !!!
@DeyDeyxFRAT
@DeyDeyxFRAT 9 ай бұрын
love this show
@beckyadams714
@beckyadams714 8 ай бұрын
They are the most amazing Alpha fritters, I’ve ever had in my life. I would say it’s changed my life.
@ShizZzyV
@ShizZzyV 7 ай бұрын
Ayy the Delco shout out!
@eamonkelley3811
@eamonkelley3811 7 ай бұрын
Bert coughing and sweating over the uncooked dough fritters..yea they're definitely getting sick
@mattyisinSD
@mattyisinSD 9 ай бұрын
RIP the troc indeed... went to so many ska and punk shows there in high school
@HigherPrime8
@HigherPrime8 9 ай бұрын
Little does Jay know, 22LR Shooting competitions are fun as fuck! I am an actual 22 competition shooter lol
@NotSoFast71
@NotSoFast71 9 ай бұрын
Dear Bert: USE A THERMOMETER WHEN DEEP FRYING FOOD. You never have the right temperature.
@jorony
@jorony 9 ай бұрын
Crackle Crackle doggies 😂
@Raging_Boomer
@Raging_Boomer 9 ай бұрын
Man I wish Bert planned a 3 course meal to cook! I could watch these guys for hours.
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 9 ай бұрын
Soder is a champion and a dreamer
@andrewcavasos1449
@andrewcavasos1449 9 ай бұрын
Bert has become a better chef fs 😂
@VioletTheCamaro
@VioletTheCamaro 9 ай бұрын
Bert with the eggs do it in a sauce pan and add a spoonful of sour cream.
@sharktopusbeaktooth146
@sharktopusbeaktooth146 9 ай бұрын
In tears laughing the whole time 😂😂😂 fucking hilarious!
@brokenradiators5507
@brokenradiators5507 9 ай бұрын
They should've listened to Rachel about lowering the oil temperature. The outside was browning so fast that the insides didn't get a chance to cook. At that temp you would burn the shit out of the outside before the insides are done
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