Something's Burning S2 E13: Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes

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Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

Жыл бұрын

Something's Burning S2 E13: Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf
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VEGAN MEATLOAF
Onion
Carrots
Celery
Garlic
Chickpeas
Breadcrumbs
Flaxseed
Nutritional yeast
Soy sauce
Ketchup
1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash
2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil
3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine
4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min
5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping
6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min
SESAME KALE
Chopped kale
Toasted sesame oil
Garlic powder
Salt
Red pepper flakes
Sesame seeds
1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale
2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min
3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve
MASHED CAULIFLOWER
Cauliflower
Garlic
Almond Milk
Salt and pepper
1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min
2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth
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@Alex-jq5ft
@Alex-jq5ft Жыл бұрын
I love Pete so much. Most of his jokes got talked over and he totally doesn't seem to care, then that gentle conversation with Bert was so.. real and kind.
@Leviajohnson
@Leviajohnson Жыл бұрын
It’s about goddamn time. Pete is one of my all time favorites and I’ve always wondered how he and Bert would get along. Keep it crispy.
@nexxtpens
@nexxtpens Жыл бұрын
Another one
@vinnieb977
@vinnieb977 Жыл бұрын
i've been waiting for this crossover for YEARS!
@HelloImTuneli
@HelloImTuneli Жыл бұрын
@@vinnieb977 Bert doing You Made It Weird is a great episode, so if you like their combination you should check it out! Them making up lyrics to pop songs is the funniest thing
@hurleyp6
@hurleyp6 Жыл бұрын
I'd recommend their podcasts together. Super funny and flow/gel really well
@SuperBrentendo89
@SuperBrentendo89 Жыл бұрын
It makes me happy/excited when I see him being included by other comedians in things haha
@sean78745
@sean78745 Жыл бұрын
Petes videos from his "failed" talk show on TBS have gone so viral they literally have over 100s of millions of views. Just brilliance! Especially badman!
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Жыл бұрын
Petes veganism explains why he's shaped like a woman.
@simmonslucas
@simmonslucas Жыл бұрын
He didn't fail, they failed him. His show was so great
@MrZomBie775
@MrZomBie775 Жыл бұрын
​@@simmonslucas True, that show was so ahead of it's time. Pete should revive it and make it a KZfaq sketch show and it would do amazing.
@johlwallace8294
@johlwallace8294 Жыл бұрын
Who?
@Donovan00
@Donovan00 11 ай бұрын
And Ex-man😂😂
@Kyonikov
@Kyonikov Жыл бұрын
“Wife or Dog” is a fantastic game to play with old friends, give as little info as possible 😂 almost halfway through, giggling the whole time so far! Thanks Bert and crew!
@Mikephx528
@Mikephx528 Жыл бұрын
My favorite show by far. Get so happy when I see it pop up! Get DANNY BROWN on!!!!
@sidinator3000
@sidinator3000 Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@UppingDowners
@UppingDowners Жыл бұрын
I’m sooo down for that but who would be the second guess !?
@Mikephx528
@Mikephx528 Жыл бұрын
@@UppingDowners Ryan Sickler for the second guest!
@Illmatic973
@Illmatic973 Жыл бұрын
Jonathan is the king of impressions. His Vince Vaughn is out of control.
@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139
@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 Жыл бұрын
Will Sasso has entered the chat
@marikaharrison341
@marikaharrison341 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this one! The three of you played off of each other delightfully. I walked away from the screen so I could only hear the ending. The three way belly bump was the best even with just audio!!! Thank you for making these!
@MYkeyS
@MYkeyS Жыл бұрын
holy shitt....Jonathan's Vince Vaughn impersonation was too spot on...
@renesanchez3072
@renesanchez3072 Жыл бұрын
Pete and Bert riffing with Johnathan supplying impressions. An hour of comedy gold.
@flukeskywokker
@flukeskywokker Жыл бұрын
So glad I know about this 45 hours in advance, now I can plan my Friday around this youtube video!
@invaderjimm8422
@invaderjimm8422 Жыл бұрын
Pete always brings such a strange (but always positive) energy to everything. He really picked the perfect name for his own podcast. Great Ep boys, keep it burnin baby!
@glenngansert3674
@glenngansert3674 Жыл бұрын
Pete is so funny while being wise and Bert is like a kid at a his own birthday party crying about the other kids getting party favors
@Shane_McCoy
@Shane_McCoy 9 ай бұрын
Bert I’m going to love you forever and watch you forever don’t burn yourself out. I’ll always be here watching when you post anything along with millions of others. Take it easy and enjoy the small things. Cheers to you uncle Bert 🎉
@randallwyant7238
@randallwyant7238 Жыл бұрын
I've watched Jonathan on Adam Ray's podcast like 3 or 4 times, like crying laughing everytime. I can't believe I just realized he was the kitchen help from 2 broke girls. I have heard him talk about it before and it didn't register I guess. Love him, he's fucking hilarious. Great episode 👏
@freebird6591
@freebird6591 Жыл бұрын
Ah damn thats where I've seen him.
@daverothchild1
@daverothchild1 Жыл бұрын
I knew this ep would be great with Pete as a guest. Three minutes in and all 3 of them are perfectly hilarious.
@raisingradicals5564
@raisingradicals5564 Жыл бұрын
"An aging man briefly considering opening a can of water with a can opener... thats already opened." 😂
@crziq7884
@crziq7884 Жыл бұрын
Getting an ad for the machine movie was so cool while watching this
@chaselepard
@chaselepard Жыл бұрын
I've been a huge fan of the pete and bert pairing since they sang kesha together in 2013!
@larrygraham4875
@larrygraham4875 Жыл бұрын
Didnt catch that one
@xanderthurteen
@xanderthurteen Жыл бұрын
@@larrygraham4875 such a great ep of his pod!!
@leehegehege
@leehegehege Жыл бұрын
Bert is a great human. Nice to see you are taking care of your health💞🌱Looks like you guys are having a good time cooking together!💞🌱Bless you
@CODBOSZ
@CODBOSZ Жыл бұрын
That dad, dog/wife bit is great 😂😂😂
@john.ellmaker
@john.ellmaker Жыл бұрын
Badman still remains the most quoted material between my close friends, even above Anchorman. Just laughing thinking about it. Can’t wait to see Brett in mpls tmrw night!
@nxcess9046
@nxcess9046 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Fishy!! Noooooooo!
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 Жыл бұрын
In an order that might surprise you.
@RevengeAvenger
@RevengeAvenger Жыл бұрын
When one of my friends take off their glasses, we all freak out like he just disappeared. If we're at a bar... People think we're crazy. We try to show them but we get peppersprayed
@mikeschneider9462
@mikeschneider9462 Жыл бұрын
"Like David Blane pulling up a fish" current favorite line from this one.
@alexnuehring4121
@alexnuehring4121 Жыл бұрын
From 7:48 to 8:48 is podcast gold.
@alexnuehring4121
@alexnuehring4121 Жыл бұрын
It's more like 7:48 to 10:25 🤣
@quentinbrown8866
@quentinbrown8866 Жыл бұрын
Crying... when bert said wait you can put them down? Was gold this episode was amazing
@paigevansice2990
@paigevansice2990 6 ай бұрын
The only thing better than this episode was the vegan meatloaf. Thanks, dudes! Love you, Pete!!
@Lukeynuts123
@Lukeynuts123 Жыл бұрын
It’s funny that for me it went to an ad for 65 right before Jonathan did his Adam driver impression. 😂
@steven_dillon
@steven_dillon Жыл бұрын
Jonathan explained the unlocking I think I can do that impression perfectly... I grew up watching stand up loving to imitate the comedians or do voices like bobby or Elmo or Kermit.... You just mess around while you're bored and you hear it and go omfg I think I can actually do that.... Practice is an understatement
@Agu85
@Agu85 Жыл бұрын
Johnathan Kite is hilarious! I love me some 'Oleg'
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Жыл бұрын
My wife and I saw your special in FT myers Florida, I can’t wait to see your movie 🍿 THE MACHINE!!! @AMC theaters. I want a bert kreischer popcorn bucket!!
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Жыл бұрын
Amc to the moon!! Shorts r fkd!!
@soundpilot55
@soundpilot55 Жыл бұрын
Picking his nose and ears like a real chef
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
And he never bathes.
@Walrus286
@Walrus286 Жыл бұрын
Skanks said they recorded their episode like 5 months ago at this point.
@RhysRyzyn
@RhysRyzyn 10 ай бұрын
Just blew over how awesome that Vince vaughn impression was
@Ceb207
@Ceb207 Жыл бұрын
I think Pete was onto a major issue with recent comedy. Over saturation is gonna lead to burnout faster of ticket sales VS the comics that tour less heavily, their tickets are in higher demand.
@KeithFox
@KeithFox Ай бұрын
Jonathan Kite looks legit like the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs character.
@Thaddius0
@Thaddius0 Жыл бұрын
how long do they bank these? just curious when the LOS episode will release before i forget
@dannydropshot9588
@dannydropshot9588 Жыл бұрын
I wanna watch the LoS one soooo bad 🤣
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Жыл бұрын
That was great. Pete is a national treasure.
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Жыл бұрын
National Treasure has absolutely lost it's meaning.
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Жыл бұрын
@@timkinley1779 who cares, it's just an expression that nobody uses anymore, grandpa
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Жыл бұрын
@@hettel_visual So why the over-exaggeration?
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Жыл бұрын
@@timkinley1779 why are you being a language Nazi. Go away
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Жыл бұрын
@@hettel_visual Just so there is no confusion, this is me saying Pete isn't a national treasure and you're an idiot for saying it.
@markg.3171
@markg.3171 Жыл бұрын
I would suggest always starting with the base of French cuissine: maripoix (2:1:1 parts of onion celery and carrot) adding some herbs and poaching it to get the savor and flavor and smell etc
@emmieschweitzer6550
@emmieschweitzer6550 Жыл бұрын
Please I am begging you, do this with your dad and daughters. You know, like the escape room. Love from MN!!
@hamstu84
@hamstu84 Жыл бұрын
This episode is so awesome!! The clash of personalities. So amazing 😂🎉
@Josh-ie4hb
@Josh-ie4hb Жыл бұрын
Bert’s excitement about Narhwals being real always shocks me but doesn’t because it is Bert.
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Ugh, why am I not surprised.
@williamclinton2289
@williamclinton2289 Жыл бұрын
Love Peters pod, and Jonathan on the about last night podcast with Adam Ray is always funny AF
@IUP8907
@IUP8907 Ай бұрын
I hope you're all happy and healthy! I was typing out a comment that wasn't postive and realized that doesn't benefit anyone. Cheers! 🍻
@patrickhugheshd
@patrickhugheshd Жыл бұрын
Love the somethins burnin series!! Need some more episodes
@thebenforever
@thebenforever Жыл бұрын
That frozen soup metaphor was gold.
@Blackwaterjack
@Blackwaterjack Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Pete's on
@xGODSNINJAx
@xGODSNINJAx Жыл бұрын
great episode!
@jducat8623
@jducat8623 Жыл бұрын
50:18 ish when Bert is trying to close the cabinets... lmao
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 Жыл бұрын
It’s nice to see that Stewart from Big Bang Theory is doing well
@truebabyben
@truebabyben Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@supafun33
@supafun33 Жыл бұрын
I had flashbacks to Pete's podcast with guest Josh Ruben where they did Jason Bateman and Tony Robbins impressions, and it was one of the funniest things I ever heard. Actually it was two episodes. And they did Jeff Bridges too. Pete is McDonalds! I only know Jonathan from 2 Broke Girls but I have seen his stand-up and he's very funny!
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Жыл бұрын
I saw your movie premiere both my wife and I we’re acting like gitty lil school girls omg omg omg, we both thought your acting was on point. You inspire me Bert!
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Жыл бұрын
Eww
@gavinrush4995
@gavinrush4995 Жыл бұрын
@@lamashtu3449 go take your hormone replacement therapy
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Жыл бұрын
@@gavinrush4995 that’s an ironic insult considering Bert’s fans are all fat, soft middle aged men with low testosterone
@freebird6591
@freebird6591 Жыл бұрын
@@lamashtu3449 *aww
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Жыл бұрын
@@freebird6591 no
@alexavery3720
@alexavery3720 Жыл бұрын
Bert idea: A “something’s burning” pop up tour. 🤔
@leviathannephilim7769
@leviathannephilim7769 Жыл бұрын
Let's go baby *LIVE FROM THE 956 RGV SOUTH TX*
@karldomogalla2058
@karldomogalla2058 Жыл бұрын
Bert being surprised that narwhals exist? No surprise. Pete not knowing that blew my mind.
@garrydobson2626
@garrydobson2626 8 ай бұрын
The Adams apple theory is on point. Makes me wonder
@WilliamHawkins-ju5ud
@WilliamHawkins-ju5ud Жыл бұрын
Everyone in the lofi community they are so kind and they send warm messages
@armyaj
@armyaj Жыл бұрын
Lol there was a part at 43:45 where pete sounds like the nerdy kid with glasses in Big Mouth lmao
@brandonbritton7266
@brandonbritton7266 Жыл бұрын
The Best 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@CashusBG
@CashusBG 10 ай бұрын
Bert!! you'll never be forgotten. You're here forever 💚
@Heywoodjablowme420
@Heywoodjablowme420 Жыл бұрын
Omg I had no idea it was Oleg! That's awesome...lol also love Pete!
@SupTim1
@SupTim1 Жыл бұрын
Im not watching next anymore b/c I can't leave the video playing. I have to keep touching my phone every 3 minutes to skip ads
@jesseraymiller7381
@jesseraymiller7381 Жыл бұрын
Best one so far!!!
@joshuaroach1834
@joshuaroach1834 Жыл бұрын
It is literally Friday night in Clemson South Carolina and I’m drunk!
@benzoindigo1109
@benzoindigo1109 Жыл бұрын
My last name is also Roach and I’m from Murrells Inlet SC. Big ups homie!
@kennethhowell1591
@kennethhowell1591 Жыл бұрын
Pete has the BEST laugh.
@aepage3165
@aepage3165 Жыл бұрын
I don't love potatoes, but why the heck would you sub out potatoes? They are keeping people going!
@pezzshnitsol
@pezzshnitsol Жыл бұрын
When looking for inspiration on how to end a Something's Burning look back at what Greg Fitzsimmons did. Forcing yourself to throwup the food that Bert just made is hilarious
@JeanBaptisteIrvin
@JeanBaptisteIrvin Жыл бұрын
This was great!
@tripppyy
@tripppyy Жыл бұрын
After the new trailer I think The Machine is going to do so great the flood gates will open for other comics to do fun passion projects.
@tsedubgyatso
@tsedubgyatso Жыл бұрын
One can only hope. I for one would like to see a world war 2 Buddy comedy with Mark Normand Sam Morril Joe List Shane Gillis and they rescue Ari , you can have a sequel in the pacific theater with Santino Chris disteffano and Theo Von as pows with Bobby Lee as a Japanese guard who befriends them
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 Жыл бұрын
Comedy movies are fucking back, baby! Yes!
@gotmecuz6917
@gotmecuz6917 9 ай бұрын
Is it me or Jonathan kite looks like Phineas Flynn from the side . Google it and let me know 😂
@charlesraycooley
@charlesraycooley Жыл бұрын
I'm only about 5 minutes in I better hear this god damn Tom Hanks impression... the suspense is killing me.
@StoneyMeyerhoeffer
@StoneyMeyerhoeffer Жыл бұрын
3:29 It's Mel Tillis. And Hee Haw was the shit.
@zg9445
@zg9445 Жыл бұрын
Jonathan is correct: Ronnie Wood plays guitar with the Rolling Stones. Legend! 🎸 🤘
@swiftdog49er51
@swiftdog49er51 11 ай бұрын
Pete is so right,😂😂😂. Do more please!!!!
@AdamRasmussenAstronaut
@AdamRasmussenAstronaut Жыл бұрын
I love Pete so fucking much. That man entertains just sitting there suckin' on a can of water.
@zachSS199
@zachSS199 Жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes tellin Bert how it is, Bert doesn’t want to hear it.
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 Жыл бұрын
Shocker
@MayorMcCheese2000
@MayorMcCheese2000 Жыл бұрын
soooooo Pete might high key be the best friend Bert could ever ask for... He needs friends like that, he's got too many people trying to use him or not giving a shit that he might be going off the rails at times.
@DrBojanglez105
@DrBojanglez105 Жыл бұрын
I have a friend that suffered a brain injury and developed a stutter. When joking around with him, he did a thick NY accent and didn’t stutter.
@davidchapman5139
@davidchapman5139 Жыл бұрын
Well worth the wait ,, amazing guests
@JFFNNS
@JFFNNS Жыл бұрын
I believe Bert was talking about Mel Tillis that stuttered not Mel Torme lol
@Hutchinstein
@Hutchinstein Жыл бұрын
Pete is the man! Professor X, Batman, Street Fighter red tape. Pure laughter from my heart
@michaeledward2518
@michaeledward2518 Жыл бұрын
i used to have a narwhale tusk about 5 feet long ...... love from hamilton ontario canada
@MrAnd3rson
@MrAnd3rson Жыл бұрын
First glance I thought that was a Swazi on his hat 😂😂😂
@paddocksproject
@paddocksproject Жыл бұрын
The irony in this episode is Pete trying to convince Bert to relax on one of the only cases in his life where he delays gratification (making money off his touring now).
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Жыл бұрын
Bert talks about Xanax in every single show, but claims he rarely takes it. Ok.
@baschoen23
@baschoen23 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I was thinking the exact same thing about the wine in Serbia 🤣 The wine in Serbia stays finely in the spine
@motelbobby4104
@motelbobby4104 Жыл бұрын
Get the beers, Pierce!
@DavidLiotta
@DavidLiotta Жыл бұрын
Yessss Pete’s the best
@Bluecrabsandsushi
@Bluecrabsandsushi Жыл бұрын
incredible Adam Driver. Incredible.
@DogsCatsSnacks
@DogsCatsSnacks Жыл бұрын
Damn...the Adam Driver impression 🙀
@DxeDrakine
@DxeDrakine Жыл бұрын
I like all the homage to Rick Glassman's podcast quirks (: Hoorah
@Datsyzerberg
@Datsyzerberg Жыл бұрын
I love John kite
@je__.
@je__. 9 ай бұрын
good episode 😂😂😂
@AndrewSmith-pc8eq
@AndrewSmith-pc8eq Жыл бұрын
15 minutes in before he happens to mention he was Oleg on 2 Broke Girls! Driving me nuts, where I knew him from!
@DannyDeVitois79
@DannyDeVitois79 Жыл бұрын
It’s the Utensil ! All hail the Appliance !
@noalmonds6993
@noalmonds6993 Жыл бұрын
The guy talking about proper english said, that that and have had. Real proper guy.
@tomg4655
@tomg4655 11 ай бұрын
31:00 Pete is about to smell his own armpits.... lmfao
@sappermills
@sappermills Жыл бұрын
Drinkin Bros needs more Kite!
@RexTangle
@RexTangle Жыл бұрын
Delightful.
@bilk1234
@bilk1234 Жыл бұрын
If you’re in my town and I’m off, I’ll be there. This year or 10 from now. Unless you arnt funny 🤷🏻‍♂️. Love you bert
@wilholland5988
@wilholland5988 Жыл бұрын
Nice new watch bert
@ChuckHedden
@ChuckHedden Жыл бұрын
beautiful just beautiful.
@evansooper8928
@evansooper8928 Жыл бұрын
Kite is the man
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