This is literally the first time I've ever seen a game uncrash.

You know it's bad if the level says "COPE"

It’s my wedding. My spouse slips the ring onto my finger after we say our vows. The universe collapses

Shoutouts to Craig. Absolute Goat.

You know me and my friends had a similar Don Cheadle joke except it was actually everyone in the universe being slowly replaced by Don Cheadle in real life, to the point one of my friends and I started calling each other Don Cheadle. Turns out he like actually didn't know my name and just called me Don Cheadle to cover up that fact.

Don't you just hate it when you collect one ring and the entire universe starts to collapse on itself.

So an ad played when salty said that harambe was a fictional character so I was left stunned for 15 seconds going “did this man fucking say that harambe was a fictional character”

the jesus stuck in the air bit makes me imagine god coming down like a gmod admin with a physgun and moving jesus just like a gmod character

When your game is so corrupted the corruption gets corrupted and it reverts back to normal

13:54 WHY DIDNT HE EVEN MENTION THAT IT LITERALLY SAID "sonic has passed" AFTER SONIC DIVES INTO A LARGE PIT OF WATER??

Shoutout to Craig he’s the real one keeping this channel alive

Next Video: Sonic but everytime you collect a ring, sonic leaves. He just leaves.

I can’t believe you left out when that guy told you about his death anxiety and you said he had ligma

7:13 Salty reveals too much & starts backtracking after his FBI agent issues him a warning through his brain chip

7:04 Dude. You think that's bad? I also share my birthday on that same day, but it gets worse. I was there at the Cincinnati Zoo the *same day* it happened. It was a birthday trip. I visited every enclosure. ...Except the gorillas. I could've stopped it. I could've done something to stop that boy from falling in and prevent Harambe's death, but the foolish teen I was then simply didn't feel compelled to visit the gorillas. My life hasn't known peace since that day. God help me.

12:30 "Sonic coped so hard that he *fucking died* "

Just as Sonic cannot escape the depression, Salty cannot escape the pain and torment of playing funny version of game.

That looks so painful to play

"Today I eat breakfast, *with a twist."*

19:05 i love the fact that as salty gets annoyed with this sonic looks mad too

man, season two of salty friendlocke is looking good so far.

1:13 Well this aged greatly

I'm glad an Ad happens right as the Home Depot theme does. Because that means, statistically, at least one person watching this will get a Home Depot ad at that point.

you know shit is bad when the game itself tells you to "cope"

I cant believe the part where salty restarted the game on accident because the kill sonic button was next to the reset button wasnt left in

That first donation is a message from a better time.

14:24 Sonic performs a Backwards Long Jump and fucking dies

That Peter Griffin fortnite comment was pretty on the nose

"EGIK" Salty: E J I K

I don't know why but that "I pressa de bowton" just broke me

I’m just imagining night of the living pharmacists but instead of Doofenshmirtz it’s just Don Cheadle

My favorite part of the bible was when jesus got all the chaos emeralds

One day Salty will play so many of these “Collect a ring and (X) thing happens” that he’ll avoid any and all rings on a normal Sonic playthrough

Every time Salty said “Kirchow” at 18:07 I died laughing and could not stop

2:20 DAMMIT EGGMAN'S TRYING TO DRAIN THE LAKES OF GREEN HILL

Rip blockington the III 2021-2021 you will be missed

Turns out the Peter Griffin skin got added first

Being glitch frozen in the air with the words COPE under you is poetically hilarious

Bro predicted peter in fortnite

Guess every ring is a phantom ruby.

You finally got that Peter fortnite skin salty

I hate this but at 11:42 when salty did the sonic laugh it lined up with Sonics glitchy movements

Sonic Decides to break the fabric of reality as you know it with funny man Saltydkdan

18:38 "Man, the level's getting so fcked up!" It's called "Scrap Brain Zone" for a reason.

When Salty started yelling "gay baby jail!" when trapped in Marble Zone, I got confused and wondered if he was talking about himself or Sonic

1:12 *PETER GRIFFIN’S IN NOW* *THE MEME IS REAL*

1:20 oh god IT HAPPENED

I DARE Salty to Combine this with the "Swaping to a different sonic game" code. that can ONLY result in chaos, which, if you know salty, is what he's here to provide us.

17:43 me going down the closed slide at the park

18:45 how food gets digested

4:27 I mean, they probably also didn't expect their hidden "Fun is infinite" message to terrify players either, but...yeah

Salty.......... the May 15th Gang got their wish. This was posted on May 15th.

I only watch the sponsorships for the Run gameplay Edit: Also mad props for playing skater guy, he's a pain imo

1:13 that aged like fine whine

1:11 the fact Peter came before-

1:14 At this point, a Petter Griffin skin can be possible

7:55 i need a full version of this so bad

12:12 Watching Sonic 1 uncrash itself.

3:58 i love this part "HMMM SOUP" litteraly 1 second later ""Fusgia tried to swim in lava"

7:35 Actually, with the technology available at the time, it would've been much more expensive, if not impossible, to have faked shooting a gorilla than it would have been to actually do it.

"You're next, Salty." "You bastard....DDEEO!"

4:49 welcome to gay baby jail . Simpleflips would be pleased

y'all can we talk about how the dono at 14:12 was from DFHJLNEGIK5

Craig's such an inspiration, dude even has his own list.

8:23 Top ten saddest deaths of all time

damn the game really just turned itself tf back on 12:20

And 2 years later, he got Peter Griffin in Fortnite. The question has successfully been answered.

i like how you can see the unused lights in Star Light Zone at this time 15:39

1:11 curious how now we actually DO have a answer to that question

This is what it feels like to play a classic sonic game for the first time.

"With a twist" is now the new intro starter we gonna be expecting from funny salt boy

it happened, peter griffin is in fortnite

You know it's bad when the corruption makes a Jojo reference

Probably my favorite moment of this whole video 12:44

1:10 this somehow aged like wine oh my fucking god

19:22 holy shit Sans is Jeff

15:21 why did this make me its break into laughter

3:32 sonic has no clipped into the backrooms

4:21 It's confirmed, salty is a sociopath

1:11 Jesus christ, I guess the peter griffin skin won, lmao

1:11 the prophecy came true

The legends say Craig never came back. But some believe that if enough people keep his legacy alive by subscribing, he may one day return...

9:28 apply your mark

4:04 this is based

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY

It is with much sorrow that I am to inform you that a Peter Griffin skin came before a JoJo skin in Fortnite. We are truly living in the darkest timeline

LMAO at 10:03 just completely lost composure loooooooooooooool

4:42 that timer just reset itself.

6:55 Oh you funny saltman

1:11 a man from the future, a man who warned before the day of reckoning

13:43 I wanted this phrase to end in "Number 3" so bad. 😂

19:40 Is that Dio from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Stardust Crusaders

0:49 "Will I be able to beat the most janked up version of Sonic 1 ever?" Isn't that just Sonic 1?

2:06 "Green Hill's looking alot more like Blue Hill right about now"

Now do this _and_ get all six Chaos Emeralds. After all, you need 50 rings to get into a given special stage... Feel free to take a break each time you complete all the levels, of course

13:09 Neo takes the orange pill and wins the 2016 election

17:35 The monitors broke and gave him additional rings.

19:37 had me rolling for no reason and it was 3:07AM when I was watching this.

*"Sonic coped so hard that he f+cking died"* ~Salty

11:12 Cope.