actual what the fucc

Coming back to this after Sonic 2 is so insane

The movie has come so, so far since this video. My *GOD.* Redemption arc of the century.

"Sonic is thicker than oatmeal!" I have no words to describe how bad the redesign is .... Just... wow...

Sonic really hasn't skipped leg day, goddamn

Oh... Boom's redesigns are looking great right now.

Fandom: Oh my god what did they do to sonic? Sam: HE'S GOT AN ASS

2:26 The sheer horror in his tone right there gets me every time.

I normally defend the “bad” Sonic games and stuff, but this.... this I cannot defend, this is unacceptable. This is unfair to us as Sonic fans.

Sonic Man from 06 looks better from this shit

At Mr.Pasquale's channel i thought the *thicc* part was edited.

Came back after watching the Sonic 2 trailer; and it literally feels like yesterday when this poster, and more importantly, this legendary video were both released! SUPER happy that they changed the design, otherwise… this… would’ve been the full movie… 4:11 this will forever be engraved in my brain, but in a good way.

The fanmade live action Sonic looks better than this 😭😭

I wish this were a joke...I prefer the Sonic Fan Film design over this....and that's saying something...

So glad I witnessed this iconic moment when it happened

5:56 “Did they make Sonic a fish!?” Gets me every god damn time!! 😂😂🤣🤣

IT LOOKS SCARIER THAN SONIC.EXE!!!

This is literally a human cosplaying as Sonic. xD

I have never in my life have I ever laughed so much. Your rant was beautiful especially when you compared his thickness to bowl of oatmeal. Even now I'm having trouble writing this as I am in a constant bombardment of laughing fits. God bless you

I'm here for the one year anniversary

Why couldn't he have had cartoony proportions with realistic textures? Detective Pikachu did it! And people love it! (Most of it... but still!)

*WHY IS HE SO THICC?*

This is nuts coming back to this 4 years later.

A wise man once said: "he is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"

It’s so ugly. His proportions are off, and he seems too much like Sonic Man from ‘06. Imagine other characters, like Silver, Rouge or Vector in this style. The only character that could work in this style is Omega, as he’s a robot. I really hope that’s a placeholder, maybe Paramount will change his design based on this reaction?

We're in the wrong timeline.

This poster started one of the highest grossing video game movie franchises of all time. Most of us thought it would flop and join the pantheon of bad video game movies. But, thanks to an amazing eleventh hour decision, we’re standing on the precipice of the first video game movie trilogy (in recent memory.) Cheers, Paramount and Sega. Good luck with Sonic 3.

We NEED a petition to give the movie rights to Disney, They got Sonic right and he was just in their movies for A FEW SECONDS.

*Knuckles Voice* oh no

Can everyone please apologise to Boom Sonic now?

We come a long way from this

I come back to this vid occasionally for a good laugh at this masterpiece 😂🤣🤣 this will never get old, Sam.

I'm actually so confused and speechless! All i can say is good luck on your final exams Sam. Edit: *sigh* I just!... whats wrong with the unleashed opening animation huh! Why couldn't you take notes. I dont know if i Should keep an open mind or just close the book once and for all.

I TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!! My hopes are that they’ll fix it during the year. EVEN SEGA DID NOT APPROVE OF THIS DESIGN!!!

Been 5 yrs since it was 8 in the morning.

"Nintendo would never do this to Mario" Super Mario Bros (1993). They did.

I'm laughing so hard. The rage

Sonic Man finally gets his well deserved shine

Who else is here after watching his reaction to the new trailer featuring his new design?

The main problems I have with the design is that Sonic's hands and feet are small, that he has no gloves, and his iconic shoes are completely gone. I have no idea what the eyes look like entirely, but I have a feeling no true Sonic fan is really going to fully appreciate it. Sonic's visual design is more recognizable to me than even the fact that he has super speed, which is why he's my favorite cartoon character of all time. Sega has made the same mistake by having someone else mess up the fundamentals of the Sonic the Hedgehog series just like they did when they outsourced and let Big Red Button develop Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric, and anyone dedicated to the series should know how terrible that game turned out, which made Sonic 06 look like a masterpiece.

Jesus man. I've watched this video 3 times and it gets even funnier with each rewatch.

Honestly SEGA made a big mistake for allowing Paramount to make this, and SEGA did not like the model at all and still signed was wrong.

I’ve never laughed so hard at sonic material. I was also disappointed when I saw the poster and this vid made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this video!!

'They wouldn't do this shit to Mario' Illumination and Mario 35th: We'd like to have a word with you.

Don’t blame Sega. This was all Paramount’s doing. Even Sega apparently wasn’t happy with how Sonic ended up looking.

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

When humanwashing goes wrong, poor Sonic he deserved better. This might be the last thing sonic will be in, I thought Sonic boom was bad, Sonic is about to be done. RIP Sonic The Hedgehog.

Sonic Fans: Is this how you get your sick kicks? SEGA: What? It's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS

I cringe at what they would do with the female sonic characters. If Sonic is thic, then my gosh....

I think sega is trolling us, this or they want to make the sonic fanbase to shrink even more...

Hi, I'm from the future! Would you believe me if I told you they _changed_ the design and that the movie is breaking records as a major hit at the box office? It's true! Nah but really, what a journey this has been. I had to come back to this just to see how far we've come. It's finally past 8 in the morning, Sam.

And now, we had a smash hit and a sequel on the way. No matter how far you’ve come, never forget how you started

Just remember Sega doesn't approve of this

*_God has left the server_* But for real though, the literal only things recognizable about Sonic himself are his quills and the colors of his shoes. Everything else about him is _300% Not Okay_

Months later your reaction is still hilarious

i love how the sheer hell of the design caused sam's brain to break and make him think they made sonic a fish for five seconds

Sonic looks like a failed experiment in area 51 and broke out

Fish from Spongebob”MY EYES MY EYEEESSSS”!!!!!!!!

If the shoes are gonna be different, at least make them like the SA2 Soap shoes, because that way, they're both shoes that actually exist, and shoes that sonic has actually worn in a game

Sam's reaction to the old Ugly Sonic design will NEVER get old!🤣 Especially after we've seen Sonic Movie 2.

All they had to do was copy and paste the Unleashed design or the 06 hd design, instead they pretty much put out a toddler in a sonic Halloween costume , very annoyed.

This movie was brought to you by IGN “because sonic was never good”

10:10 a few years later a Mario movie gets announced and Chris Pratt is playing him

Legendary moments for Sam fans 0:04

Ew. Just... ew.

They couldn't take notes from Who Frames Roger Rabbit, huh?

The original design: *H E L L* redesign: a gift from the heavens

Now the old design is back

I preferred the doodle design over this to be honest.....

"From the producer of The Fast and The Furious"

rewatching due to the movie 3 hype, this video is actually iconic man its so funny

“They wouldn’t do this to Mario” Do you know about that infamous live action Mario movie?

3:32 Fun fact: Sega is not even part of the production of the movie

EVERYONE IS HATE THIS, IT'S A HEDGEHOG, NOT A HUMAN!!WHAT ARE U DOING PARAMOUNT!!!!

weird to think that all of this happened 2 years ago, it feels like it was yesterday

Who would’ve thought that we would all love the Sonic movie 11 months later

I’m done with sonic my hearts broken. My childhood hero is destroyed. I had so much faith. But his eyes and his body I’m just done

when that sonic fan film looks better than the real deal

i swear out of all videos this is the best on how hilarious it is

Three years later, we have the trailer for Sonic Movie 2. :)

Can we message Tim Miller please.... like can we make this stop?

Teenage mutant mach speed hedgehog

ill never forget the morning i woke up to this

9:33 i laughed so hard xD

Why can't Sonic have a fully animated movie? Seriously. Especially after seeing him in the new Wreck It Ralph movie. Sonic deserves a fully animated movie. NOT THIS FILTH! Smh.

I like the sonic boom designs then this!

Just one second in and this video birthed out the greatest running joke on this guy’s channel.

CinemaCon Sonic 3 trailer and looking back is so hilarious xD

at least we got that upcoming nazo film

That 1 dislike is from a guy who loved the poster?

This is one of my favorite videos in the Internet

it's weird that this poster is 2 years old now

They are ruining my childhood. They are ruining my favorite video game character of all time. They giving Sonic a bad reputation.

The shoes shouldve been white straps not laces.

3:43 throwback memory to when we were all like this

"THIS BOY IS AS THICK AS A BOWL OF OATMEAL!" 😂😂😂

Yo sam you look more stressed on this sonic movie that you exam lol

Sonic Boom × Sonic Unleashed werewolf × Mass Effect 3 glitches × the real world

Then: 8 in the morning Now: 9 in the morning

Re-watching this video after seeing the actual movie. God I forgot that this is what we were dealing with xD