The reason Little Carmine survived so long was because nobody could tell what the hell he was saying half the time.

As a fan of quippy malapropisms I have to give this montage standing ovulations

“Penisary contact with her Volvo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is 100% the best line in the Sopranos

"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this" Probably the funniest bit here.

"if your enemy is of caloric temperament, spread dysentery among his ranks." - sun tazoo

"Revenge is better served by cold cuts" - Quasimodo

"Much like a child, a film has many parents" How did he deliver his lines with a straight face? 🤣

That Lil Carmine monologue about "Louis the whatever" is one of the funniest moments of the show ever

The best one has to be Chrissie’s “create a little dysentery among the ranks”

Sun TaZoo, you know, the Chinese Prince Matchabelli. These are simply gold.

Should have added the clip when Adrianna tells Chrissy her uterus was damaged during a past abortion and he replies: “Both of them?” 😂😂😂

As a huge Soprano fan and not a native English speaker, I've used some of these in real life without knowing they were wrong. When I realized it I also realized this show was even better than I thought.

"Law and Order: The SUV" gets me every time 😂😂

I love the confused looks on everybody's faces everytime Carmine Jr says something

Always love the confidence little Carmine when he says "the something" as if that's enough to know what he's talking about

"Prostate with grief" always gets me lmao

I love saying “I was prostate with grief” whenever I can fit it in.

“Law and Order - the SUV” 😂😂😂

I love how when Tony tells Bobby "Nostradamus, and Notre Dame, is two different things completely" Bobby kinda shrugs like he doesn't really believe him...😆

“Captain Teebs” “Who’s he?” “A captain who owns luxury hotels”

"You're at the precipice of an enormous crossroad." The best of mixed metaphors!

“You’re at the precipice of an enormous crossroads,” is my favorite. No one could spout mixed metaphors better than little Carmine. 😄

Little Carmine’s verbal gaffes were some of the funniest. His vibe was simultaneously so sincere yet so incredibly dumb.

Love Little Carmine The way he said “debacle” was insane 😂

Watching this I feel like I’m getting dumber by the monument

Little Carmine never had the makings of a Varsity linguist.

That Peeps tomb stone and Tony’s reaction gets me every time. 5:19 😂🤣😂

One of my favorites is Tony’s “…with Vito passing and all that that entrails…”

Carmine was simply perfectly executed by that actor.

"There's no stigmata these days" absolutely killed me loooool. The straight face Carmine had when he said it too.

It's been a while since I've laughed for thirty minutes non-stop. Thank you for making this awesome constipation.

I still love the part with Paulie and the dinosaurs. Not only does he need to be corrected about the meteor, he then says “they’re all meat eaters” with a dismissive hand wave as if he’s right about that too. That gets me every time!

Little Carmine was THE funniest of all the characters. His self imposed genius showed no bounds and he constantly impressed himself with his uneducated wisdom..

"Hyperbolic chamber". Tony must have been in the room while AJ was watching DBZ

"It's better to talk and appear stupid than to remain silent and eliminate all doubt" -Prince Maggio Billy

"Nine pictures under my subspecies" Lmao. Fucking hell that kills me every time.

I never caught those times Tony was exposed to a new term and tried to use it later. Those are some really nice details.

Little Carmine is wise AF but no one understands him. He's very allegorical.

If you meet a guy who mispronounces “Sun Tzu” and “Machiavelli” without misquoting them, you’re dealing with a dangerous man 😂

Revenge is like a pound of cold cuts best served with a gallon of gold. -Sun Tazoo

The Sopranos will go down as one of the great comedies.

“Took off like a bat on a hill” lmao

The look on every single face in the “not sit down” when Little Carmine said..”A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold.” Everyone was looking around like WTF?

Little Carmine may be the most unintentionally funny character in TV history 😅😅😅

I love how they're SO confident in their use of words. No one bats an eye, and still understands what they're trying to say. 😆😅🤣

Why am I not surprised that Little Carmine is in most of these.

Also, thank you for the excellent presentation. No added music, no unnecessary edits. Just presentation that speaks for itself. Brilliant; thanks.

5:23 "Ehhh, he's dyslexic" I burst out laughing at that line when I first watched this show, so good.

"My cousin Tony, they shot his face off.. AND I WAS PROSTATE WITH GRIEF!!"

“Keep your eye on the tiger”

This is amazing! Didn’t realize how often they worked this into the script. Thanks!

Heart worming to see Furio grew up watching Lamb Chop reruns in Italy

Despite relatively short airtime, Little Carmine wins this competition handily.

The shrink: Un amour fou, as the French call it. Tony in the next scene: Look, it's over. We had our mo-fo or whatever.

I watched this series very closely and caught a lot of these malaprops. But I missed many of them. They go by so quickly and are so well written.

The “cathode tube” line never fails to make me burst out laughing I’m spite of the horrid circumstances in which Tony brings it up.

"Dysentary AMONGST THE RANKS. " LAW AND ORDER THE SUV"?!. CLASSIC.

The way JT looks at Little Carmine after he says “sub-species” lol

This show is an absolute gold. Never fails to entertain. Everytime little carmine speaks, the look on their faces becomes priceless.

I love how this show didn’t try to hide the fact that we’re dealing with knuckle-dragging savages.

The compilation, it even outshone Versailles

"Like a pebble in a lake. Even the fish feel it." Tony's face. 🤣🤣🤣

Paulie trying to lay wisdom on Tony B, an actual smart guy, is gold.

“A pint of Blood cost more than a gallon of gold” Then the look on Butchy’s Face 🤣🤣

"Revenge is like serving cold cuts" still one of my favourite lines

"Mass asstizized" 🤣 I still laugh my ass off to that nearly 15 years later.

The best thing about these is the terrific responses of other actors and actresses when they react to what is said

This is by far one of my favorite montages. Thank you, Nick Spears. You've made the world a better place.

"I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister. Du something. He built this chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even outshone Versailles, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons" Lights cigar.

Hannibal Lecture 😂

Who ever wrote the stricts for these characters is a comedic genius.

"Penisary contact with her Volvo...", just slays me. I keep my TV on for company and the Sopranos is a favorite. I can't count the times I've rewound and paid attention. Tony's accent inflection, pronunciation and especially the look on his face! Brilliant! And Melfi's response:. You're asking for details I can't share. Both so serious! My next favorite line is Tony's response to her question regarding a prostate exam. "I don't let anyone wave a finger in my face". I'm laughing right now!". Blindsided by comedy!

“Psychiatry and cunnilingus have brought us to this!” My favorite line of the entire series.

Also in the “let the past be bygones” scene little carmine says “for whatever reason certain events have expired”

2 things; From a backstory perspective, all these guys would’ve been raised by non-native speakers and Carmine was likely an autodidact. Their linguistic entanglements meant they had to go to work before they finished their educations. I was raised by a mom non-native speaker and she constantly “malapropiszed” all over the place!

Carmella being excited about Tony seeing a therapist always cracks me up

As an electronics guy "Piss into a cathode tube" will always be my fav lol.

People still say the sopranos isn't a comedy..

The confidence in Chris’s “Law and Order: the SUV”

I never caught that as many times I've watched this show Chris : "law & order, the SUV" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"eyeball witness" this is just comedy without the laugh track.

"this alteration you had with him, you're at the precipice Tony of an enormous crossroad" That's made me laugh heartily

Lil Carmine talking about King Louis is hilarious every time.

It's amazing how many of these you don't even notice even after watching the show multiple times. This is truly the greatest show ever it has so much depth it's insane

“F***ing albacore around my neck” gets me every time.

I can only imagine the writers rolling on the floor with laughter as they throw these little tidbits in. Brilliant!!

4:09 “hyperbolic chamber” Tony wearing the head gown was too much 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for putting this together! Truly one of the best 10 mins on KZfaq. Just more evidence on why this was the greatest show ever.

Thanks for this mellifluous video, very allegorical. You managed to capture the sticking post of their respective bottom lines

You forgot two good ones: Tony: "The Reverend Rodney King Jr. said, why can't we all just get along" Christopher: "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a$$hole hit him with an apple"

Little Carmine had to have the last word - he was the king of these 😂

What a video. Really helps me with certain issues that expired in my life of late.

Absolutly perfect! well done for putting this together 👍👍👏👏

I think what makes this even more funny is that the actors sell the lines so convincingly, my brain wants to think the vocabulary is legit.

“Hannibal lecture” lmao

A subtle part of what made this show so good and so well written- just pure gold.

Like a pebble in the lake even the borkos feel it

"and the propane"....the writers must have been laughing their asses off coming up with that line.

16 Czechoslovakians disliked this video. And 10 who were with the vipers..

Great compilation! Hilarious as hell!

“We’re having cake later…. Carvel” probably the creepiest scene ever. Like a mouse pissin on cotton