Paulie explains how purgatory works to Chris this is from season 2
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@timothyaldrich24157 жыл бұрын
This is Paulie trying to convince himself he's not going to hell
@zamp69696 жыл бұрын
Timothy Aldrich pretty much
@anyviolet6 жыл бұрын
exactly
@joemckim11835 жыл бұрын
@@anyviolet 6000 years, that's like a few days here. Paulie can do that standing on his head.
@-RunninNGunnin-5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. He says these things only so that he could get sleep at night. That's one awesome thing I noticed about Sopranos and its characters. Every time they commit to some bad actions they always try to talk like it was nothing. They kinda try to justify themselves that the things they do are not "that bad" and they always point the good things that happen due to their crimes.
@Chloe-ge7vv5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The same way Tony said hell wasn't a place for Chris and people like him to Melfi.
@YungM.D.5 жыл бұрын
I love how he breaks down the afterlife into a math problem
@quafog4 жыл бұрын
Hahah "you add them together, and that's your sentence" simple as that😂
@MaxNiu4 жыл бұрын
Scott Steiner ovah heah
@joemckim11833 жыл бұрын
@@quafog It's never been debated.
@gregduva94113 жыл бұрын
Solve for x.
@yugatrasclart44393 жыл бұрын
@Sam Negasi that's nothing compared to eternity
@kooj222 жыл бұрын
Cheers to those 6,000 years, Paulie. RIP legend
@robosoldier11 Жыл бұрын
That’s right the actor did pass away. I do hope he ended up alright.
@jerm812311 ай бұрын
that’s like a couple of days here
@leaderofthebunch-deadbeat77169 ай бұрын
Now he only has 5,999 years to go, but I'm sure it will only feel like a few minutes to him
@Marksman_126 ай бұрын
@@leaderofthebunch-deadbeat7716 Not exactly the right words but I hope your intent is to pay your condolences.
@DCI-Frank-Burnside3 жыл бұрын
Vito arrives in purgatory with a 6000 year sentence. After a while, he figures he must have done 100 years. Looks at his watch--ten minutes!!!
@1994firestar3 жыл бұрын
Look at the angle of the flames xD
@joredmusic74613 жыл бұрын
@@1994firestar 🤣
@jd76343 жыл бұрын
"Treat yourself...ok now look...FUCK ME!"
@krisla82112 жыл бұрын
@@jd7634 😂😂😂😂
@RonanTOC2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@matthoostal22683 жыл бұрын
Phil Leotardo is in heaven telling everyone how he did 20 years in purgatory.
@questadam28793 жыл бұрын
Was there a radd-ee-tor and tissues ?
@arempy58363 жыл бұрын
"20,000s years I was in the can"
@paulevans60663 жыл бұрын
And not a fucking peep!
@justaboutbi3 жыл бұрын
He wanted wings. He compromised he had thighs.
@bmac90903 жыл бұрын
I wanted to go to Heaven. I compromised I went to Purgatory.
@U2m23 жыл бұрын
Paulies hell is an eternity of carmine not knowing who he is
@mikemcgrath61502 жыл бұрын
And nothing to eat but ketchup packs.
@one0hwon514 Жыл бұрын
And Vito betraying him.
@mariedanyeris2811 Жыл бұрын
And someone else getting the hest punchlines in jokes
@Cinderella121 Жыл бұрын
@@one0hwon514 and getting stabbed in the heart
@allaware1971 Жыл бұрын
Paulie Is already in purgatory.
@REALDEALRIPTV12 жыл бұрын
"Hell is hot, that's never been disputed by anyone". - Paulie Walnuts
@ScootyPuffSr73 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Paulie and his goofy takes on spiritual matters but it seemed like a recurring theme on the show was that Paulie respected the complexity of the Universe. And he was humble about his place in it. I think that it's meant to be the main reason he survives through the end.
@doniellestenson35023 жыл бұрын
Tony ridiculed Paulie for his vision of the Holy Mother.However Paulie never wavered.He just kept sun bathing at Satriales.
@illyrian99762 жыл бұрын
@@radioactivehalfrhyme You can be humble and still a horrible person. No one will say that Paulie was anything close to a good guy, but he knew that there are things he doesn't understand which are greater than him. Tony always thaught that he was the greatest and smartest guy in the room (even though he hated himself). In that way Paulie is a much more humble guy than Tony ever was.
@benriffle1042 жыл бұрын
Shit, Paulie might be correct about all this spiritual shit on the show. It's pretty clear the supernatural is real in the Sopranos universe.
@hisholiness45372 жыл бұрын
@@radioactivehalfrhyme Paulie was humble. Look up the scene where Chris asks him about his arc. Gives a much better talk than any of the other guys ever could
@THEgnoj2 жыл бұрын
Lols you must be pretty dumb if you think Paulie is a humble guy
@johnlewisbrooks3 жыл бұрын
Paulie had the best lines in the series. Him and Chris are practically a sitcom lol.
@rayrenz35992 жыл бұрын
I would have definitely watched a spin off show called Chris And Paulie. Just Paulie and Chris doing side things in the sopranos universe like dead drops and errands. It would have been hilarious lol
@CaptainTrips560 Жыл бұрын
Ditto w/ Bobby & Junior.
@ryanmichael12985 ай бұрын
@@CaptainTrips560 And Murf
@CaptainTrips5605 ай бұрын
@@ryanmichael1298 who is Murf again? It’s been about a year since I watched the show all the way through
@magallanesagustin49523 ай бұрын
Along with Junior.
@young29mob10 жыл бұрын
Paulie is my favorite character lol "6000 years in eternity terms is nothin, I can do that standing on my head, it's like a couple of days here"
@Capcoor6 жыл бұрын
young29mob It is said that in the afterlife, a thousand years is but a day.
@MrStephenRGilman3 жыл бұрын
I think they got that from a George Carlin routine.
@lolmanittakesguts3 жыл бұрын
@@Capcoor In the before life, billions of years was too fast to even be perceived. The eternity after this will go by even quicker than that.
@joshshrum27643 жыл бұрын
He is my 2nd favorite character in the show neck in neck with Junior, but my favorite character has to be Tony, sure he’s the main character, but he still has a ton of great substance.
@capncake8837 Жыл бұрын
@@Capcoor Yeah, but it’s still a thousand years. I doubt it’s gonna go by quickly.
@nuisanceabatementvehicle1604 жыл бұрын
Paulie has a incredible grasp of what he assumes is due process in the afterlife.
@rlope00115 жыл бұрын
hahahaha- In my opinion, one of Paulie's greatest scenes! He's so scared of going to hell he has to rationalize Chrissy's near death experience...priceless.
@CobraRedstone2 жыл бұрын
If he was actually scared he wouldn't be living the life he was. He was just coping.
@PlgDctr2 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about Paulie's goofy take here, but I think it was quite wise and wholesome what he did. By trying to comfort himself, he also somewhat comforted Chris, who was in a very bad place at the moment and could use any emotional support he could get.
@timnaughton91810 жыл бұрын
hell is hot! that's never been disputed by anybody! hahahahaha!!
@chess14589 жыл бұрын
LMAO.....My favorite part....the heat woulda been the first thing you noticed....haha
@anyviolet6 жыл бұрын
lol two words: Dante Alighieri
@nicksm79804 жыл бұрын
@Justin, Dante was from the north of Italy. I 'ate da Nort!
@nuckymancini70134 жыл бұрын
IKR the heat DEFINITELY wpuldve been the 1st thing hedve noticed
@samirul2233 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrStrawberryfields43 жыл бұрын
"The shinebox woulda been the first thing you noticed. That's never been disputed by anybody!"
@questadam28793 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Tommy D.
@HayastAnFedayi4 жыл бұрын
Paulie needs a Czechoslovakian interior decorator to show him how to properly tidy up Chrissy’s room
@questadam28793 жыл бұрын
Watch it Comrade.
@chefboiardeeznutz98813 жыл бұрын
I bet he wiped chrissys ass bare handed before he got an answer about the afterlife
@felipepineda15852 жыл бұрын
But not that same one from before. His house looked like shit!
@thesleekgreek3 жыл бұрын
Phil leotardo at heavens gates: I did 20,000 years in purgatory - and this is the thanks I get!
@basedbattledroid35072 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Tony Sirico, hope you made it through Purgatory by now
@seansmith6255 Жыл бұрын
I love how paulie is all the sudden an expert on purgatory Coming up with mortal sin x 50 + venial sin x 25=sentence out of nowhere
@k.anderson5039 Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t his mom the nun?
@nahuelmat2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to the afterlife and the guy in charge of where you get to go is Paulie Walnuts, you take a walk with him as he explains how many years you gotta spend in purgatory, says it's nothing compared to the years he did in the can!
@James-vc1kc Жыл бұрын
Definitely Paulie’s best scene. All the details about Paulie rationalizing not going to hell overlook the fact he INTENTIONALLY woke up Christopher to have this conversation
@bobbyfirmansyah858010 ай бұрын
Dont you see He just tidying up the place
@kevinsembrot95662 жыл бұрын
Hits a little harder today… RIP to the legend
@RUdigitized3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Paulie a real biblical theologian
@YingGuoRen6 ай бұрын
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Italian Catholics had superstitions like this lol.
@derekborba26442 жыл бұрын
Love how Paulie figures it all out to make himself feel better lol.
@michaelcoletta4547 Жыл бұрын
Christopher too... he was trying to get the idea of being hellbound out of Chrissy's head.
@Leviathan98713 жыл бұрын
"Hell it hot. That's never been disputed by anybody."
@mikeybennett95162 жыл бұрын
6,000 years starting today. RIP Tony Sirico
@Scootero Жыл бұрын
Well said.
@Marksman_126 ай бұрын
I think you mean to pay your condolences but the way you put it is not right, it is foul. Please correct it.
@Mundanesoup43 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I love it when Chris is like oh yea I forgot about purgatory lol
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj1786 жыл бұрын
Jesus, he spouts this nonsense with such authority.
@Capcoor6 жыл бұрын
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Often wrong, but never in doubt.
@factsandtruth99174 жыл бұрын
@@tdawg713 lmao good one, but your Democrats are no better. If you think Obama was better than Bush, or Republicans are better than Democrats. You're just as a big a fucking idiot as Paulie while trying to speak with more authority.
@bigktx13394 жыл бұрын
Facts and Truth what does this have to do with politics and democrats you moron? You’re probably one of those delusional religious people like Paulie
@antatomik3 жыл бұрын
@@bigktx1339 Hey man sorry for the late comment hope you are well but i want to reply this. So which delusional religious people is Paulie part of, the ones that care for people and want people to enjoy this life as much as the next? or Is he of those who say they are religious but don't give a crap about anyone and try to hide their bad from themselves?
@jsilva48473 жыл бұрын
@@antatomik Watch the show. It's a pretty easy question.
@n.b.86167 жыл бұрын
"was it hot?" "yeaaahhh i dont know....whaat the fuc"
@j9NCIAPA2 жыл бұрын
Paulie will finally find out if he was right. Rest in Peace Paulie.
@themanwiththeplan7282 жыл бұрын
And now he can finally rest in peace, RIP Tony Sirico
@fro_e Жыл бұрын
"Yeah... I dunno... what the fuck..." Love his delivery.
@anastasia-wj2bv7 жыл бұрын
purgatory - a little detour on the road to paradise
@agapegr5 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how funny this scene is... He is hilarious...love him
@howardmctroy33032 жыл бұрын
This hits a bit different now that Tony Sirico has checked out.
@andrewmartin94696 жыл бұрын
And 6000 years is nothin in eternutty toyms. I can do that standin on my head .The way Paulie says that haha
@levy95952 жыл бұрын
"Ts like a coupla days heah"
@misham2563 Жыл бұрын
Love Paulies logic on this whole matter. Seems he has it all figured out.
@bufordmaddogtannen5164 Жыл бұрын
Remember the scene with the psychic? Pauly is fucked. 😳
@rohamtavakkoli75623 жыл бұрын
1:50 Jesus is like what's with the accounting down there????
@spike86422 жыл бұрын
He’s making a little detour in purgatory right now
@CaptainTrips560 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this is that Paulie’s math means he thinks he’s only committed an absolute maximum of 120 mortal sins, even if he hasn’t committed any venial sins
@capncake8837 Жыл бұрын
He also assumes that math determines how long you spend in Purgatory and not, y’know, how long it takes for you to be redeemed.
@quackaholicsanonymous7210 Жыл бұрын
What I love about this, he explains it to him, then later when he is sleeping, "YOU'RE DRAGGING ME TO HELL ! YOU'RE DRAGGING ME TO HELL!" Paulie was the best character on the show. I really hated to hear of Sirico's passing.
@sixstringfretter11 жыл бұрын
Alright...I think I got it. Watch for horns or goat bumps, pay attention to the heat (hell is hot) and the time (three o'clock is suspect) 50 years for major sins, 25 for minors. 6000 years eternity = 48 hours real time. Time passes quicker if your standing on your head. When waking up a gunshot victim, pretend your tidying up the place. It helps ease them into conscientiousness. Ok...got it. Pauli is genius.
@ps_omni5 ай бұрын
What I love is that Paulie is more afraid than christoper that he needed to rationalize to christoper to put himself at ease
@moose34262 жыл бұрын
God bless you Pauline. I guess the 6,000 years starts today
@GenosGlory8 жыл бұрын
you been slacking off on me and you left me unprotected. you never going to see another dime from me.
@payasotriste2 жыл бұрын
RIP Tony Sirico, you absolute legend!
@remrec0815 жыл бұрын
The man is a living philosopher.
@franksoul4 жыл бұрын
You went to purgatory my friend. Sopranos was epic.
@dannythomas4173 жыл бұрын
Better than the entire second half of Game of Thrones.
@lj32343 жыл бұрын
@@dannythomas417 can’t really compare the two but yes
@archkull2 жыл бұрын
@@dannythomas417 Most things are better than the entire second half of Game of Thrones
@jazzyjazz37072 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Paulie is still baffled by that tree a clock thing
@slayinputangg10 жыл бұрын
pauly actually thinks he's going to 'paradise'? lol...
@Invincible-Under-the-Sun9 жыл бұрын
Robb actually thought he was going to take out Tywin?
@MrCoconut2128 жыл бұрын
+Hideo Kojima He could've if he wasn't so fucking dumb. Did he really thought Freys won't turn on him after he planned to go North with all his forces and leave them all alone for his enemies to butcher?
@Invincible-Under-the-Sun8 жыл бұрын
Coconut212 No he didn't Tywin had the numbers, the money and the hardest castles to infiltrate. If you read the books, you'll know Robb's whole campaign relied on Renly and Stannis. Once Stannis was defeated at the battle of the blackwater Robb wanted to compromise, but Tywin wasn't going to let it happen and Robb wasn't going to let Tywin strip his titles and lands. It was tragic seeing Robb from Cats POV. there was no chance. I recommend you to read AWOIAF and the actually ASOIAF books. You might change your mind about Tywin, I actually see him as tragic character in the books.
@MrCoconut2128 жыл бұрын
Hideo Kojima I read all of them + Dunk and Egg and the history one. Well, he could've taken Tywin out if Edmure would've let Lannister forces through and didn't stop them until message about besieged King's Landing arrived. Robb was unlucky, but he was stupid to marry Westerling girl too. Without that, maybe, Freys wouldn't have turned against him.
@charliemoody33186 жыл бұрын
Why not
@darkoanton59 жыл бұрын
Paulie and Archie Bunker had the best lines on TV.
@trevmac83629 жыл бұрын
*Absolutely*
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
Stifle yourself!
@windshieldraindrops82282 жыл бұрын
Paulie is an epitome of hope : still hopes to go paradise
@calbassas872 жыл бұрын
RIP big guy. Hope you’re not doing your time in poigatory
@JRiggz10899912 жыл бұрын
greatest scene ever..."tidying up??"
@duarte214010 ай бұрын
I like how he either severely miscalculated how many sins he commited or he is just terrible at maths
@cradle6522 жыл бұрын
The greatest philosophical treatise on afterlife.
@SAOrules4 жыл бұрын
“Hell is hot. That’s never been disputed by nobody!”
@manolis.7997 жыл бұрын
Interestingly in Dante's Inferno, the floor of Hell is frozen over
@MasterManto5 жыл бұрын
It's a very interesting view that Dante took. Hell is seen as a fiery landscape with lava and ash and sulfur in many depictions, both religiously and culturally. It's excruciatingly hot and painful. However, Dante's view is that the lowest level of Hell, as you said, is completely frozen, and the reason why is that it's the farthest from the light, from God's warmth and comfort.
@mikehunt36884 жыл бұрын
I liked his fourth circle, where he saw many clergymen, even some popes
@SATMathReview12343 жыл бұрын
@@mikehunt3688 John Chysostom patriarch of Constantinople said the road to hell is paved with the skulls of priests, with the skulls of bishops and abbots lighting the path
@davidesguario97292 жыл бұрын
@@MasterManto it’s also because the lowest circle of Hell is reserved for traitors, whose heart is as cold as ice
@MasterManto Жыл бұрын
@@davidesguario9729 Very true
@tuggspeadman7612 жыл бұрын
Even under the influence of a ton of morphine Chris knew Paulie was full of s*** when he said just trying to tidy up the place.
@Koba-rr6oz2 жыл бұрын
He's in the big shinebox in the sky.
9 жыл бұрын
"....or buds for horns?" LMAO.
@EricTheActor8054 жыл бұрын
@Ra HoWa Buds
@EricTheActor8054 жыл бұрын
@Ra HoWa "Did anyone there have horns or buds for horns, those goat bumps?"
@nuckymancini70134 жыл бұрын
No, it was just. @big Irish goon in old fashioned clothes
@ogreman-lll-9572 жыл бұрын
Rip Paulie.
@RSaRKAN14 жыл бұрын
I can do that standing on my head lolll best line in the whole sopranos epilogue.
@nathanielhellerstein58712 жыл бұрын
And for that brag, that's just what he does.
@raccooneyes20993 жыл бұрын
i could listen to paulie's wisdom all day.
@armandoperez52813 жыл бұрын
“just tryna tidy up the place” lmfao a hospital room
@zamp69696 жыл бұрын
The heat would have been the first thing you noticed 😂
@nuckymancini70134 жыл бұрын
That's never been disputed by anybody
@ciarankeane31152 жыл бұрын
RIP Paulie
@GordiansKnotHere5 ай бұрын
F*cking guy can barely read a book but he's giving Chris the basic formula breakdown for Purgatory sentencing... Beautiful!
@dominykascyras44703 жыл бұрын
"Forgot all about Purgatory...."
@handsomehanson46573 жыл бұрын
"6000 thousands years is nothing in eternity terms, I can do that standing on my shinebox"
@Medici37515 жыл бұрын
LOL - "you went to purgatory my friend!"
@bagelboy42342 жыл бұрын
I get a kick out of Christopher giving Pauli a clear indicator that he was in hell (Dickie kept losing and suffered the same horrible fate repeatedly) and Pauli keeps digging for an excuse for why he’s going to purgatory instead.
@MaloneysDigest6 жыл бұрын
6000 days, just a couple of days in the can! 😂
@TheShoxsta0113 жыл бұрын
"I was just cleaning the room" *Rattles the bed*
@merkloe26352 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell ya. I’m still baffled by this tree o clock thing” - 🤟
@TheSeraphrim Жыл бұрын
Lol
@theentertainmentbargainbin70442 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace my man. Enjoy your 6000 years.
@davidstemmler18364 жыл бұрын
If Paulie ends up in heaven, who goes to hell?
@archkull2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is many forms of christanity say purgatory involves some form of fire lmfao
@tim98452 жыл бұрын
RIP PAULIE WALNUTS
@SleimanSam4 жыл бұрын
Paulie Walnuts Math & Scott Steiner Math are a gift to humanity.
@BeeHatGuy3 жыл бұрын
He's right about Christopher being in purgatory. Otherwise, how else was Mikey Palmice rolling dice with the Romans & Irishmen, and also able to follow Paulie to a psychic?
@bendu82822 жыл бұрын
Yep
@anthonypiranio740911 ай бұрын
Good point
@questadam28792 жыл бұрын
I know this was fiction but right now I hope Tony Sirico A.K.A "Paulie Walnuts" Gaultieri has a one way ticket to Heaven. Rest in Peace Wing Head. Eh Eh.
@sixstringfretter12 жыл бұрын
Let me make sure I got this right. Mortal Sin x 50 + venial sin x 25 = Purgatory sentence. And 6000 eternity years = 2 days normal time. Purgatory has no heat, and nobody there has horns or goat bumps. The Irish run the place, they have a dress code and the card games are fixed. Got it.
@JOEYP197013 жыл бұрын
It's a real close race as to who my favorite sopranos actors are,either Paulie or Uncle Junior-----both crack me up!
@KellerCRD6 жыл бұрын
It's too bad they never speak to eachother in the whole series
@markblackmore5213 жыл бұрын
“...a little detour on the way to paradise”.
@codeallnight56514 Жыл бұрын
Paulie saying he could do 6000 years standing on his head 😂
@claywest9528 Жыл бұрын
Love it how Paulie has a souls time in Purgatory worked out like a prison sentence. 6,000 years? An easy stretch of time! Compared to eternity.
@SteamGrace9 ай бұрын
Paulie would rather spend 6000 years in purgatory than spend 30 years or so repenting in life.
@jabscha70514 жыл бұрын
The modern Thomas Aquinas
@user-dk9hl5ez9k4 жыл бұрын
God could let Paulie off just for being a positive fella
@AMomentInTimeProductions3 жыл бұрын
Jesus said you do not enter the kingdom f heaven by your good works, doesn't happen
@dr.fabritziovanmong19564 жыл бұрын
That was prison psychology classic!
@hflugleman83552 жыл бұрын
RIP
@EchoBoomer198714 жыл бұрын
Paulie and Tony are like father figures to Chrissy.
@johnrodden82733 жыл бұрын
if you were his dad I was his dutch uncle! maybe I didn't do right by him
@bluemoonheaven56005 жыл бұрын
Ah Paulie... got bad news for you !
@melissapenrod15 жыл бұрын
I love the way Paulie figures up the "sentence".
@arturczerwinski26163 жыл бұрын
Purgatory is 100 times worse for Carmine, as there is no Paulie there.
@indigoali56124 жыл бұрын
It’s like when you have a nightmare about a current situation in your life, they say sleep is the cousin of death, but his dream is closer to a NDE
@josiahcone75063 жыл бұрын
"Tidy up?" Even in that state he knew Paulie was full of shit lmao
@ItsVersiah Жыл бұрын
I love how paulie does what he does but gives the impression he’s scared of living in hell for eternity.