Sorry this might have been a bit of an overreaction but I like to be as real as I can with you guys

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Useless Farm

Useless Farm

Ай бұрын

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@SamGainesinGboro
@SamGainesinGboro Ай бұрын
“Karen, be nice!” Hoo boy … 😂😂😂
@rockdocandlittlebird5974
@rockdocandlittlebird5974 Ай бұрын
I instantly replied "Karen doesn't do nice."
@kc1863
@kc1863 Ай бұрын
The world is insane....your videos allow us a break from the crazy. Keep up the good work and thanks for the laughs ❤
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 Ай бұрын
what's insane is that THIS is considered sane and our lives not so much LOL
@ritastojanvic9344
@ritastojanvic9344 Ай бұрын
I look forward to these videos everyday! Makes me laugh/smile. Thank you Amanda!! Keep doing what you’re doing! ❤️
@lolee50
@lolee50 Ай бұрын
Your not chaotic at all I don’t know what I would do if I had an emu wanting to peck my face in at every turn lol. Your impressive and strong ❤❤
@theoldschooldiva374
@theoldschooldiva374 Ай бұрын
Amen! 😂🙏🏿
@stylisticdave
@stylisticdave Ай бұрын
Karen was such a spot on name choice
@WNCBlueRidgeBlondie1
@WNCBlueRidgeBlondie1 Ай бұрын
LOL that is what I was thinking.
@MsAubrey
@MsAubrey Ай бұрын
Happy birthday to Stanley! The most beautiful emu in the world!❤
@cindyloo056
@cindyloo056 Ай бұрын
Your sense of humour is absolutely refreshing ❤❤❤
@lms1068
@lms1068 Ай бұрын
Crazy doesn't run in my family, it gallops. Glad to see its alive and well across the hemisphere 😂
@tishjanuary7379
@tishjanuary7379 Ай бұрын
Hope Stanley had a wonderful birthday 🎉 ❤️
@suzieqmac2.0
@suzieqmac2.0 Ай бұрын
So I hear there's a heatwave going on at the east coast. For any parents of chickens, I have a neat little trick that we here in hot hot hot Texas use. I get some of the aluminum feeders or even aluminum disposable pans, put a brick or a large rock in it, and fill with water to just above the brick/rock. They will eventually get in it to cool off. Took mine about 2 days a few summers ago to understand that it was there for them to stand on the brick, and since chickens cool through their feet, this works wonders. I have 4 pans out all summer. The only negative is that the water has to be changed every day because they just poo where they stand! This may not be the first time I posted this in Amanda's comments, but my understanding is that this summer is unusually hot for a lot of people and animals.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
That's kind of you!
@pigeoness22
@pigeoness22 Ай бұрын
Nice of you, really hope this helps people and chickens.
@cremebrulee4759
@cremebrulee4759 Ай бұрын
Thank you!! I have never heard of that.
@GrlyPrincess
@GrlyPrincess Ай бұрын
Thank you for this info.
@lindayoung58
@lindayoung58 Ай бұрын
This sounds like a cooking method - 'simmered chick'n in a pan (aluminum and disposable for easy clean up) .... OK, I'm sorry -I'm old and too hot with dark humor!😇
@jeannebrumbaugh7969
@jeannebrumbaugh7969 Ай бұрын
I truly love and appreciate your videos.....they are gifts I treasure! I can't thank you enough for sharing your farm and family with us. ❤
@micheleamisonfellezs293
@micheleamisonfellezs293 Ай бұрын
LoL... I think Karen was a mosquito in her last life....... You are an angel and joy to see every single day!
@rockdocandlittlebird5974
@rockdocandlittlebird5974 Ай бұрын
Oh, it's not so bad in the looney bin. We get free jello.
@Arkymom
@Arkymom Ай бұрын
And ice cream
@Kayessee
@Kayessee Ай бұрын
Only at snack time
@11Christys11
@11Christys11 Ай бұрын
And grippy socks! Love the grippy 🧦
@SkitSkat674
@SkitSkat674 Ай бұрын
Make it pudding and I'm in.😂
@jandavis1523
@jandavis1523 Ай бұрын
That Karen - she’s just mad you didn’t get her a present. Happy Birthday Dear Sweet Stanley!!! ❤
@firewaterbydesign
@firewaterbydesign Ай бұрын
*As Jimmy Buffet once so divinely put it, "If we were NOT crazy 🤪 we would go insane!!!"* 💕🤪
@AallthewaytoZ2
@AallthewaytoZ2 Ай бұрын
Amanda your videos and the way you care for the animals is amazing.
@AallthewaytoZ2
@AallthewaytoZ2 Ай бұрын
As an aside, I've noticed that if anyone does something good or raises the mood or gives joy they are attacked by malevolent people. It is increasingly noticeable now. Your channel is wonderful and so is Michael.
@AallthewaytoZ2
@AallthewaytoZ2 Ай бұрын
Doug though...
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
​@AallthewaytoZ2 it's one of the things that I love most about her channel .... that we don't run into that here. People making jokes and supporting each other's jokes and just enjoying the fun.
@Arkymom
@Arkymom Ай бұрын
Be a Curtis. Screw it. Eat the barn.
@lorrainevassallo8168
@lorrainevassallo8168 Ай бұрын
So, did Stanley play "Happy Birthday to Me" on his piano? He really seemed to be quite a gifted pianist in one of your recent videos. A true Renaissance Emu /Man.
@debbiecovey6116
@debbiecovey6116 Ай бұрын
If so we gotta hear it
@beckyfoster4471
@beckyfoster4471 Ай бұрын
You are too special and we need more people like you ❤️. Your love for your fur/feather babies is more than anyone could ask for, even Miss Karen 😂.
@susaneckert6279
@susaneckert6279 Ай бұрын
Awe, I tee hee hee and giggle along with everyone. Your videos brighten my days. Thank you for sharing your witty personality and your lovely, albeit useless, 😉farm with us. ❤
@MCSilver
@MCSilver Ай бұрын
I love your energy! Definitely a unique sense of humor matched with environment. 😊
@yvetteparsons8671
@yvetteparsons8671 Ай бұрын
You're not insane. Your job is to stop everyone from becoming insane! Thank-you!!!
@kathleenelliott4916
@kathleenelliott4916 Ай бұрын
Happy birthday Stanley and kudos to you for putting up with that Karen. That birds behaviour is simply unacceptable and murderous
@CursedCassandra-wk6vq
@CursedCassandra-wk6vq Ай бұрын
Girl, you make my day everyday❤😂🎉
@ginamcdonald7854
@ginamcdonald7854 Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday sweet Stanley!!!❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉
@user-tg6cj6cu9d
@user-tg6cj6cu9d Ай бұрын
Amanda, you are absolutely wonderful. You do such a great job on these presentations. I love seeing the new ones. There’s always something new usually never old material. You are smart and beautiful too.
@TaisinViper
@TaisinViper Ай бұрын
You're totally insane but that's why we love you and Karen
@kathymarshall220
@kathymarshall220 Ай бұрын
You never should’ve gotten Karen that 23&me kit… she’s really taken the dino dna traces and made it her whole personality 😂
@franktower9006
@franktower9006 Ай бұрын
This is probably the one time that something sounds a lot more fitting and accurate in German than in English. FIESER VOGEL!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Our expression "dirty bird" is usually an expression used to avoid saying bad things. Totally appropriate here
@Sitchinite420
@Sitchinite420 Ай бұрын
Perspective is everything. I think it’s insane how people work in a cubicle and spend 2-3 hours just driving to work. I’d rather be around animals. There’s no judgment whatsoever with them, they’re a mirror for the love you give them, just magnified. Have you ever actually seen someone who’s insane? You are far from it. People tend to use the insults that hurt them to hurt others. So the insane insult was actually given to them. Insanely happy would be the only true use of that word in your life. 😘
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Stanley! ❤ And if your mommy is insane I’m happy to be in the same class right beside her.
@dooglebee
@dooglebee Ай бұрын
"Karen, be nice." Oh, our dear, sweet, Amanda. You have no idea how insane you sound. 😆😘❤️
@jannazepp5161
@jannazepp5161 Ай бұрын
All the best people are insane. It’s definitely a compliment. ❤
@laurakusa1180
@laurakusa1180 Ай бұрын
Insanity, for me, is a great place and I love to visit, it's the real world that drives me crazy and that's the one I'm stuck in full-time.
@bennettjill36
@bennettjill36 Ай бұрын
You are perfection ❤ Please keep on being you. 😊
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 Ай бұрын
I think it's wild that if you didn't protect yourself those things would likely kill you just for fun.
@yippee8570
@yippee8570 Ай бұрын
I was just wondering what Karen would do if she thought she could get away with it
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
​@@yippee8570we've seen her foot go up. She would do what they do
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 Yep, the foot is the tip of the spear and then the beak once there's not as much chance of having your eyes gouged out (trying to think like a velocoraptor)
@Fred100089
@Fred100089 Ай бұрын
I think I’d live in that ostrich costume 24/7!😅
@audreykayu
@audreykayu Ай бұрын
I love your videos ! I break out laughing & my husband asks it it that useless farm again? & I say can't you tell & show him how funny & fun you are ! Thank You, your what I need at the end of my day
@susandorward2293
@susandorward2293 Ай бұрын
I love your humor, you make me laugh😅
@JeremyWins
@JeremyWins Ай бұрын
Sane or insane, we love you and your uaeless farm! ❤
@rondathiesen9317
@rondathiesen9317 Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday emus! 🎉❤
@andreevaillancourt2177
@andreevaillancourt2177 Ай бұрын
Your animals all seem to love a good pool party. 😊
@christinaphx
@christinaphx Ай бұрын
You, family and animals well fed and clean. No signs of abuse. Everyone is happy and clothed. The animals go to school. No truancy. A+. As opposed to living in the city, wearing a bulletproof vest everywhere you go. Being angry and sick all the time. Where's my sanity trial? What rules are being broken? Being a fun human isn't illegal yet. Thanks for sharing!
@Irosicndosjnf
@Irosicndosjnf Ай бұрын
I like the dry satire
@Tristana.Keauna
@Tristana.Keauna Ай бұрын
all of this seems perfectly reasonable to me. Especially that hat!
@Marie-mi1oq
@Marie-mi1oq Ай бұрын
Love your personality and love your videos!!! You're awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should just keep scrolling!
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb Ай бұрын
Some people mistake genius for insanity. I'm not some people.
@rosem6604
@rosem6604 Ай бұрын
Karen: "Don't tell me how to treat my husband!". Happy bday, Stanley!
@cheyfedu
@cheyfedu Ай бұрын
Happy birthday Stanley you are the most well-behaved email I’ve ever seen!❤️
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Don't you just hate autocorrect? 😅
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
Yay for the bigger pool! Now they can both be in there together. Dawwww 😊
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb Ай бұрын
Some bubbles, a few candles, and the next thing you know Janet and Glenn 2n's will be wearing t-shirts that say "Big Brother" and "Big Sister"
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
@@EDog-ti7jb lol yes! 😆
@Shell_Michelle
@Shell_Michelle Ай бұрын
@@EDog-ti7jb Maybe Stanely can serenade Karen with his piano 🎹 while she takes a much needed relaxing bubble bath. 🫧 🛀
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
​@@EDog-ti7jb😂
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb Ай бұрын
@Shell_Michelle Stanley nicknamed his piano "panty remuver". If this barn is rockin, don't bother knockin.
@PatriciaHain-uw8vx
@PatriciaHain-uw8vx Ай бұрын
You're the most sane person I'm aware of🤗
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew Ай бұрын
Hey Amanda 🌻🍃”Happy Birthday Stanley “🎉🥳🥰🫶🎂🎁🎈you look so Fancy 🌴🌊☀️🌈🌺✌️💚😎
@freedom1028
@freedom1028 Ай бұрын
You are loved and hilarious. Moucho respecto!
@cremebrulee4759
@cremebrulee4759 Ай бұрын
I think you are incredibly brave and am amazing animal lover. Karen is scary as hell.
@mountainwoodcamp1638
@mountainwoodcamp1638 Ай бұрын
We love you Just the Way You Are
@Spike-ck5tj
@Spike-ck5tj Ай бұрын
Looking sharp Stanley. Did you lose your swimming trunks or did you take the phrase "birthday suit" literally?
@suzystone244
@suzystone244 Ай бұрын
You...DAHLINK.....are FABULOUS. So are critters... In USELESS AWESOMNESS❤
@spikeoramathon
@spikeoramathon Ай бұрын
Birthday? wouldn't that be "hatchday?" But insane, maybe, but the good kind. My husband and I love you and all your critters!
@rudypoo421
@rudypoo421 Ай бұрын
I love how one emu lets you dress him up, and the other one spends all her time thinking of ways to murder you in your sleep!
@vikimanwarren2493
@vikimanwarren2493 Ай бұрын
Do your emus use the pool when your not around? Mine only use it when I'm filling it and spraying them. As soon as the hose gets turned off they walk away from their pool and won't use it again!
@danperry3116
@danperry3116 Ай бұрын
Happy birthday Stanley!
@123456wasp
@123456wasp 27 күн бұрын
Fun farm! 🍺😎👍
@SilentK61636
@SilentK61636 Ай бұрын
I love you so much. ❤
@vbhall3407
@vbhall3407 Ай бұрын
Yes insane..insanely beautiful ..
@Summit2012
@Summit2012 12 күн бұрын
Insane? Insanely beautiful!
@NightHawke
@NightHawke Ай бұрын
I think a good a good video editor could have a field day doing a supercut of Karen's exploits set to the tune "Here She Comes," sung by Bonnie Tyler from the soundtrack of Giorgio Moroder's edit of "Metropolis." It occurred to me as she got out of the pool! 😁
@RicharFarr
@RicharFarr Ай бұрын
Great response!!!
@cheyfedu
@cheyfedu Ай бұрын
Keep doing what you’re doing Amanda! Sounds like Karen and this person who made the comment need to keep each other company. The two Karen’s 😂
@frontier9142
@frontier9142 Ай бұрын
To answer the question are you insane? Yes, but that's why we love you. ❤
@emilschwartz4304
@emilschwartz4304 Ай бұрын
Your a very beautiful young lady ❤️
@Marandimom
@Marandimom Ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Stanley
@wizzyno1566
@wizzyno1566 Ай бұрын
😂❤️
@AlanDarden-ys4uw
@AlanDarden-ys4uw 18 күн бұрын
You are perfect 😍
@BeaHapi
@BeaHapi Ай бұрын
♥️🥰🌹🙏🏼
@roytherocketparsons9096
@roytherocketparsons9096 Ай бұрын
I always love an emu birthday party unless Karen is attending
@bethphillips9693
@bethphillips9693 Ай бұрын
I love you
@justsomeguy6474
@justsomeguy6474 Ай бұрын
No Karen, that isn't how the birthday bumps work!
@robertkeith1597
@robertkeith1597 Ай бұрын
no worries. ur totally normal
@williamobryan682
@williamobryan682 Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤
@youtubeobserverz
@youtubeobserverz Ай бұрын
Amanda: We KNOW you're a Person too! That's why we're staging an intervention (when we get enough people plus the cost of tickets to fly to Canada...) and SAVE YOU!!! 🥰 Not much of a Birthday Party: no party favors, no invites for your loyal viewers, not pinata to swing at (LOADED WITH CANDY!!), but Hey, You're a Cheap-O... 🤣 And don't forget the Crime Scene tape to surround Karen!
@iv2sab512
@iv2sab512 28 күн бұрын
I like the way Karen interrupted her bath to attack you! So cute!
@pauljohnstone8989
@pauljohnstone8989 Ай бұрын
Love ya'll ❤❤❤
@stacieball977
@stacieball977 Ай бұрын
Actually, your videos demonstrate how to deal with the insanity that’s around you with humor. Your patience and caring and understanding of those with special needs but have burned bridges with every mental health practitioner is s gift. Especially with the one I will call K for privacy reasons. K obviously hears military choppers coming for her at random times, mostly just when she sees Amanda…whom K is sure must have summoned them. And Stanley loves modeling fashion and is not averse to cross-dressing…probably in an effort to keep Karen away. He knows how much she hates that. It goes on and on…each resident on the farm has its own handbook. Girl, I hope you have helpers who just don’t want to be on camera! I would volunteer in a heartbeat if I weren’t way down here in Texas! 😕
@stacieball977
@stacieball977 Ай бұрын
Whoops I said I would protect K’s privacy, but I slipped and named names. 😣 Please don’t tell her! I have nightmares about Karen! 😱
@beautifullybroken5721
@beautifullybroken5721 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@glennllewellyn7369
@glennllewellyn7369 Ай бұрын
You’re fine. It’s Glenn’s secret conversations with Michael I’m worried about.
@evelynbrooks8558
@evelynbrooks8558 Ай бұрын
I’m really beginning to think that’s just Karen’s odd and aggressive (passionate) way of saying “I love you”. 😂 seriously, I think you really are her person.
@a1fixitguy309
@a1fixitguy309 Ай бұрын
Put on the turkey suit and show janet and stanley how it's done....but don't show brad!!
@lindayoung58
@lindayoung58 Ай бұрын
It's Stanley's pool!! Karen doesn't even like water unless it is in a Lake of Fire and Brimstone. As for your sanity Karen is pecking it away- but that's okay....
@SkitSkat674
@SkitSkat674 Ай бұрын
That Karen.🙄 Bet she'd give a tyrannosaurus rex a run for his money.
@Nscladystillwatersrundeep6369
@Nscladystillwatersrundeep6369 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@blackletter2591
@blackletter2591 Ай бұрын
Karen had quite a sweet little bounce in her step as she headed to you after the pool. That noise she makes tho - sounds like a travelling blockage in the sink drain, after somebody put too many tea leaves down ther..
@jennyballentine158
@jennyballentine158 Ай бұрын
I’m envious of that life.
@emmett.francis7894
@emmett.francis7894 Ай бұрын
Karen's heart really wasnt in it...too hot.
@ryanbrown5214
@ryanbrown5214 Ай бұрын
You’re just Canadian! That there says it all!
@janetcallanan7020
@janetcallanan7020 Ай бұрын
Personally I'm more than a little chaotic sometimes sometimes I'm like Karen want to snap my beak at everyone other times I might want to wander around resting my brain cells with the wind whistling through my ears and hair like Michael
@luv2luv720
@luv2luv720 Ай бұрын
When she was getting out of the pool the 2nd time, i swear i heard her saying, "Who are you recording Bit--" bleeeeeep
@titanican2731
@titanican2731 22 күн бұрын
Have you tried a squirt bottle therapy on Karen? It works on Cats 🤷‍♀️
@firetakesall8000
@firetakesall8000 Ай бұрын
They got a new pool!
@SweetUniverse
@SweetUniverse Ай бұрын
I have a feeling any rumors of "crazy" were started by (you know) 🤫🤫
@discoveringthetruth2875
@discoveringthetruth2875 Ай бұрын
Only Karen would get out of the pool on a blistering hot day to just be a Karen 🤣
@user-dg7sy8cz3b
@user-dg7sy8cz3b Ай бұрын
Karen holds the insanity title. How dare you people! HOW DARE YOU?! 😁
@jlm517rocks
@jlm517rocks Ай бұрын
how many fam can say , 'my emu's ______' with ease...as for karen...without her, stan would not stand out...
@oatmeal5671
@oatmeal5671 Ай бұрын
Amanda your hair is fabulous 😂 call the shampoo companies rt away you gotta make commercials😅pls bring Karen too ✨💫💞🎉lol
@waliddz8256
@waliddz8256 Ай бұрын
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