that was the most homoerotic sourdough bread recipe ive ever seen

My bread didn’t turn out because I was lacking the sexual tension.

This video is making me think "Mario Kart" was the safe word

No one: ... the pan in the oven overnight: have you guys finished preheating me

this feels intimate, i shouldn't be watching this edit: 2 years later i keep getting reminded i posted this comment, someone even dmed me thru twitter that they found my comment 😭

“Pick it up like a baby” *picks it up gently then violently slams it on the counter* Hmm I see.

This really gives, "made with love" a whole new meaning.

"look into my eyes." did anybody else hear the sound of hundreds of pens hitting the paper as people started writing fanfiction?

Could you imagine being their girlfriends. Nervously sweating over the possible affair that happens whenever they meet up.

"I watch for the plot"

Josh: "You can go deeper." Babish: Hand starts shaking.

His skin was damp with perspiration. He did not know if it was the heat from the oven or... something else. He tried his best to ignore the thought, to forget why he was so bothered. Something he hadn’t been aware of was blossoming, and its existence shook him to the core. He washed his hands as he cleaned off the sticky residue that covered him like a stain, marking him for what he had participated in. He breathed in deep, exhaling slowly as he attempted to collect himself before going back into the room where it happened. He did not know how he was going to face the camera, but he knew that he could not keep the group waiting. He dabbed his face with the towel, and walked back out. There he was, laying there, his silky curves facing him. Andrew could not look at him without the feeling swelling in him. He gulped loudly, then stepped forward. “I can do this, just keep your composure,” he told himself. He looked upon the table he lay, and came to terms with what he had done. He placed his hands on him, and with a simple motion, he began kneading. Relaxing, he looked up, and with a newfound composure, he admitted the awful truth to himself: he was hungry, and he had eaten some of the dough.

The "was it good for you" coupled with Babish holding a cigarette destroyed me haha.

Sexual tension aside, this is the most serious I’ve ever seen Josh

Never realized how tall Joshua was until he was standing next to Babish lol

This video inspired me to become an artisan baker and I just finished my apprenticeship. I had always been intimidated by baking because no one baked in my house growing up but now I spend 10 hours a day baking bread everyday and it's beautiful. Thanks guys. ❤

"You want to grab it like a baby" *slaps it down on the countertop* Ah, I see you mean the Ice Age baby.

This collab ended up being more bromantic than I could've ever imagined

“If I’m one gram off, you can flagellate me” Wow, this video took a turn and we aren’t even five minutes in

Jess and Kate were 100% watching behind the camera and trying to contain their laughter

"Grab underneath like a baby-" _Slams onto table_ "Yeah, that's it right there!"

Feel like this was the longest intro into a gay porno that never eventuated. I've never been so disappointed as a straight man.

worried dad: SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? WHAT IS THAT SOUND? me: *im making sourdough bread*

The timing of this video debuting at the end of Feb 2020 was sheer genius and sheer dumb luck. Love it! Thanks, gents.

“Go play Mario kart” Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

23:51 “How can you tell how good bread is without tasting it? Not the smell, not the look, but the sound of the crust. Listen.” Collette knows what she’s talking about

Love that I had to pause the video when my mom walked in

A year later and I’ll still watch this not even wanting to make sourdough 😂 They are just my 2 very favorite men on KZfaq and having them together 🤯 perfection

When I was in Culinary school, we had a sourdough starter that was our class pet that we named Jerry and we had to feed him every day until we killed him to use as dough for pizza.

You can tell they didn't actually play mario cart because they were still talking to each other when they came back.

My favorite part of this video is that they are both "the dad"', doing the work, and "the son" holding the dad's tools.

I've learnt more from KZfaq than any home economics course in school. Kinda crazy how far I've come in just the last year from watching Andrew and Joshua's videos. Thank you internet.

I just watched two men *barely* managing to not make out for 25 minutes. It was exhilarating.

Never thought the best cooking crossover in YT history would be so... s e n s u a l .

Josh teaching Andrew is probably the best tutorial I could hope for. Andrew makes very small but significant mistakes and is honest about them, and Josh gently corrects and brings it to the level necessary to make it almost perfect. A very interesting dynamic, and a very helpful look into dough.

Baked this bread earlier this evening. After killing my starter once and watching this video about 100 times I did it and it was delicious! Well worth the hours of proofing, fermenting, stretching, watching, waiting. So proud of my little loaves! If you're thinking it's too complicated or don't have all the necessary tools, I stored my dough in big tupperware containers instead of those little baskets and scored them with a plain old sharp knife. 10/10 will bake again (if I can keep my starter alive)

"But do you know what *isn't* Basic? B - R O L L."

Firstly, i didnt understand what the comment section meant about there being so much sexual tension. I mean, theyre just two men making sourdough.... But now that ive watched the video, it kinda made sense. Somethings blooming and its definitely not the yeast.

24:34 I love how Josh puts salt on his buttered piece before trying it. He knows what's up.

This show was clearly unscripted and I am thoroughly satisfied with the performance from both our kitchen compadres

Joshua just got a whole lot taller than I thought he was in my head.

Thanks for having me man! Also the banana in Mario Kart is overpowered. There I said it.

I like the fact that after spending an afternoon with Andy, Joshua went from wearing a smart watch to wearing a regular watch

The two most flirtatious cooks I know of, in a video together! Just missing Brad.

Part 2 of this video is probably on another website...

Marvel: We have the greatest crossover in history Binging with Babish: Hold my tiny whisk

i made this sourdough with my own starter that I made from scratch for the first time these past two days. I didn’t score deeply enough, so they came out looking a bit silly, but the texture and taste were still intact. Easily the best loaves of bread I’ve ever made. A delightful open crumb with a soft texture and a crunchy crust. I baked mine on a pizza stone (i don’t have a dutch oven) so the browning time was a bit different. Still a great result. I was initially a bit hesitant on sourdough bread because I don’t really like the “sour” flavor. But this had a nice, light yet complex flavor.

This is a brilliant video. Having never made sourdough (or any kind of bread really) before I managed to bake an amazing loaf by following the instructions!!! Totally pleased 😃

This should hsve been a valentine's special.

Like I'm an adult now, but I feel too young to watch this...

Would pay a lot of money for a cooking show of these two. Just wonderful ❤️

Fabulous help here. I'm determined to master this amazing bread technique, so watching loads of videos. This one is really excellent and shows just how 'wet' the dough needs to be, which is quite scary for beginners.

I really can’t tell if they’re attracted to or intimidated by one one another

Me: is it just me or...? The entire comments section: No. No it is not.

I saw this video for the first time last week and I was hooked, I made 4 sourdough breads ,they came out excellent, I liked all the explanations you guys are such a professionals !!!!!!!

It's really helpful to watch someone new to it to be taught! Seeing someone who knows exactly what they're doing assist in improving someone's technique is so much more helpful than watching a master alone.

"grab it like a baby" *smacks it against the table*

"That's perfect, it doesn't have to be perfect" That was a pretty solid, hard-hitting line. I'm gonna use that.

This was a level up from what I have been making. I was a little nervous because the texture was so different. It turned out perfectly and was delicious. A real artisan loaf for me. And your voices are in my head forever and I chuckle each time I think of this vid. Thanks guys! You make it so fun!!

Awesome, I’ve done his recipe of sourdough so many many times. Family favorite here❤️ love his channel so much!

Two bros, making sourdough, half a foot apart 'cause they're not gay This is the collab to end all collabs! That bread looks divine

The most intensely sexual baking vid I've ever seen. "Yeah, you can go deeper" 😂

The bromance we never knew we needed, but the one we always knew we deserved.

Thank you so much guys! An excellent collab 👌

Josh: "You drop it in and then you're dead." Babbish: *actively trying not to giggle too hard*

I'm starting to think that "playing mario kart" is a euphemism for..... something else

I tried this recipe after difficulty with my first sourdough bread attempt. Best bread ever!!! Thanks so much for sharing it :D

Dude! I made sourdough for the first time for Thanksgiving yesterday. My loaves were perfect! Thank you guys for this video.

I bear no grudge against my local bakery charging $7 for a loaf when seeing how much work is involved.

Weird flex: "My oven goes quite a bit hotter than that."

Thank you very much. I hate it that doesn't have a love or super like option. And it's a pleasure to see almost six million people have watched it. Great to see that so many people are aware of and appreciate the beauty of authentic food.

My Bluetooth headphones made that beeping noise so I ended up hearing “thank you for coming to (beep)”

The music when babish is alone: "Sit back relax and watch this guy cook some food, and maybe learn how to do it yourself" The music when someone else is on the show: "Hey everybody it's pARTY TIME"

Josh: You can’t be afraid of the bread Claire: THE BREAD CAN SENSE FEAR

for some reason Babish, in my head, is as tall as possible so to see that Joshua is taller than him is very weird to my eyes

You guys make an amazing team! More Josh and Babish in the future please!

“The Dough can Smell Fear.” -Claire Saffitz

Babish: I love having complex dishes made from very few very simple ingredients Also Babish: *spends $200 on ingredients making a milkshake*

That's the exact same way I've been making sourdough. I love that combo cooker. Best investment you can make on a piece of cast-iron followed by the 12" skillet.

When that first bread came out of the oven looking so frekkin fine I almost cried. 🥰

This is a completely different experience when you’re only listening to the video and you let your imagination run wild

I'm screaming because Josh is on here. He's such a good teacher on his channel and I'm so excited to see this collab

Lol you can tell their dynamic was a lot chiller after 5 hours of Mario Kart

Surely one of my favorite episodes.

Me: *a celiac who can’t eat bread, watching a 25 minute video about how to make bread* Me: fascinating

"grab underneath like a baby" proceeds to slap against the table

when two men get together the maturity and intellect drops considerably. HAHAHA this video was great!

My two favorite KZfaq Kitchen Gods, together.... making greatness.

The way they talk to each other makes me feel like I shouldn't be watching this.

Why am i watching two hipsters make sourdough at 5AM

That was a badass video. I learned a lot. I grew up in California and live in Florida now. We don't have SF sourdough bread here. She gave me three large dutch ovens for Christmas so I just need to get the proof baskets and I am ready to rock this. Thanks again for the video👍

The detailed explanations are so helpful

As their eyes met, the only thing separating their love for food was a cold piece of iron. They was electricity in the air. They could not restrain themselves. Their eyes locked. Their hands wanting to touch. They knew this was meant to be. The lights turned off and then, sourdough was made.

Honestly this video is porn on a completely new level...I don’t just want to make bread right now, I want someone like you guys in my kitchen making bread with me. This is quality content, right here.

Hi Guys, thank you for the detailed instructions and processes that help me a lot to make sour dough bread first time ever in my life!

This makes me so happyyy🥲my two favorite chefs🤗

It's like seeing both of my favorite internet daddies at the same time

“Start by preheating the oven for 36 hours”

It was really nice to see you two have so much fun.

My grandmother has more than 100 years old leaven. She inherited it from her grandmother. Although the method to make a leaven is a bit different. The base is water and flour of course. You start with 30g of flour and 30g of water, then let it sit for 24 hours. Then you add the same amount from everything to the mixture and repeat this process for 5-6 days, twice a day with a 12 hour resting period. It is called feeding. When it's done, you can use it the same way as you guys did. However, you have to feed the leaven constantly to keep it alive. When the leaven is older, you have to feed it less. But for instance, when you take out of it, it needs a little bit more love.