True Story About Living with Smurfs

True Story About Living with Smurfs - SOUTH PARK

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In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.
"Dances With Smurfs" S13
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@southpark 2 жыл бұрын

Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

@jonathanjollimore7156 2 жыл бұрын

So in the writing room meth?acid?shrooms?speed balls?Pot mix with crack? Just how fucking high are you guys when you write South Park JK

@Kmakmizzle 2 жыл бұрын

Let me guess ...HE killed them for their Smurf Berries

@Pyrochemik007 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanjollimore7156 lately they just need to look in news for good content

@ShmoofWB 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, budday! I just clicked your link at it's not available, friend. What's the big idea, guy?

@billcipher.. Жыл бұрын

Isn't heifty the only one who fell in love with smurfette

@evab100official 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman’s Wendy impression is the best.

@MasterFarh 2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by impression? You're telling me that that's not the real Wendy?!

@choolimba6704 2 жыл бұрын

That’s not cartman being Wendy, that IS wendy

@xr55 2 жыл бұрын

You can say that again. 😂

@superstan3290 2 жыл бұрын

I was dying he sounds like an old lady with diabetes

@sabreejohnson1551 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, cartman really knows how to intimate people.

@cornfritterjones5349 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman’s production values are incredible!

@bohdankuziv2707 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, forget Hollywood, watch Cartmans stuff!

@whoknowswhocares885 2 жыл бұрын

How do morning announcements have such a huge budget.

@Eric.T.Cartman 2 жыл бұрын

@@whoknowswhocares885 Well, I don’t know how she fixed it, but my mom did an excellent job…

@mikitz 2 жыл бұрын

His Christmas special was even better, though.

@pucakuro 2 жыл бұрын

Odds are he actually found smurfs and massacred them for his video

@alphaghoul 2 жыл бұрын

So in universe did he find actual Smurfs, befriend them, and then kill them all?

@theloudstarkirby4203 2 жыл бұрын

Yes he did . he did that just to make a movie

@spiritedsample2274 2 жыл бұрын

no, it's all fake lol

@mrbacchus6127 2 жыл бұрын

No he is a master filmmaker

@rockycuro7737 2 жыл бұрын

I think it was just a bumch of animated smurfs, the camera angles were too specific for it to have been real.

@doom6199 2 жыл бұрын

Wym he kill them? It's obvious wendy kill them all.

@jeepneygang 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman has a hell of a budget

@notgeezbto 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@alexacosta3655 2 жыл бұрын

I mean he said it himself smurf berries are very expensive

@brandr7964 2 ай бұрын

Think those where smurfs and he killed them, thank god

@LimerickWarrior1 2 жыл бұрын

He's right though, look outside and you won't find any smurfs. Screw you Wendy Testaburger ........

@user-tv4ov5jc5z 2 жыл бұрын

Booo wendy booooo

@choolimba6704 2 жыл бұрын

Booooo Wendy

@Demoflower411 2 жыл бұрын

Booo, Wendy.

@levistinefeld1809 2 жыл бұрын

Boooooo wendy testaburger

@sabreejohnson1551 2 жыл бұрын

Boo wendy

@dancingthief3501 2 жыл бұрын

Let’s remember Cartman actually killed the Smurfs to recreate his insanity

@blord6888 2 жыл бұрын

No that was Wendy

@sslime4649 2 жыл бұрын

You've been told!

@ddegn 2 жыл бұрын

@@blord6888 I hate to break it to you but that was Cartman dressed in drag (again). I wonder how Carman managed to rent so many bulldozers?

@Tripepdipep 2 жыл бұрын

@@ddegn Thosse bulldozers were probably cartman as well

@Biggusdickus721 2 жыл бұрын

@@ddegn oh really? You don’t say

@jarnodatema 2 жыл бұрын

I love how “Wendy” brought like a dozen bulldozers to destroy a town so small you could probably wreck it with a shopping cart

@DustinMoore2024 8 сағат бұрын

This scene had me crying 😂😂😂😂

@BugsyFoga 2 жыл бұрын

Dang, I can’t believe Wendy would do something so horrible.

@TslilTapiro 2 жыл бұрын

oh hey it's the guy that gave caddicarus the george of the jungle video game

@sabreejohnson1551 2 жыл бұрын

Unbelievable!

@logoseven3365 2 жыл бұрын

Well, you saw it with your own eyes.

@snakezlair6671 2 жыл бұрын

@Shannon Watson You missed the joke poor child

@davejay6855 2 жыл бұрын

@Shannon Watson Cartman was the one wearing blueface, Wendy was the one wearing purple. Watch again. So weird how fat Wendy got in this episode.

@shawnmcdaniel6255 2 жыл бұрын

Gargamel saw this and thought "Damn, why didn't I just get a bulldozer?"

@canonacocinematic 2 жыл бұрын

Gargamel was a plant by Cartman and Wendy to distract the Smurfs from their plan

@corvetcoyote443 2 жыл бұрын

Spot on!

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

@@canonacocinematic Of course it was made by Cartman. Gargamel is an antisemitic caricature.

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

And then Kyle's like: Dude, what are you?! Who wrote this guy?! Mom! Dad! There's an antisemitic caricature!

@vaneo1385 2 жыл бұрын

"What happened to my skeeeewww" LMAO

@sunexxxqqbubbles3544 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah what happened to his skeeeewwww

@155chipmunkz 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I love his voice.

@MEDEBERable 2 жыл бұрын

😂 Butters crying is cute 😂

@Nilremh 2 жыл бұрын

"With all those smurf berries I can power the skeeww for an entire year!"

@Y4M4_ST4RS 2 жыл бұрын

I love how butters is the only one who is actually entertained

@sophieadams4155 2 жыл бұрын

It seems like he thought it was real

@InternetMameluq 2 жыл бұрын

Are you not entertained?

@akhile9316 2 жыл бұрын

@@sophieadams4155 It was real!

@mr.x2567 10 ай бұрын

He’s got physical head trauma so that doesn’t surprise me

@Alexander-hi8bo 9 ай бұрын

There’s 2 ways you could look at this scene 1. Cartman was somehow able to get the budget for this presumedly through nefarious means. 2. Cartman actually found a Smurf village and befriended them just to murder them all on camera.

@gigachad-kk1jj 5 ай бұрын

Knowing cartman, it's probably the second one

@hastyhillfarmand4x480 5 ай бұрын

@rynobehnke8289 3 ай бұрын

I mean we at least know that Butters has the craftsmanship to create perfect construction paper models and Cartman loves to use cheap Mexican labor. So on a realistic note properly 1. For a "joke" reasoning 2.

@jkjk42898 3 күн бұрын

Knowing Cartman, He likely found the village.

@MissLippy-fy6bj 2 күн бұрын

Smurfberries are worth a lot of money!

@baffledbrandon3132 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe James Cameron stole this plot for his shitty Avatar movie.

@grantorino2325 2 жыл бұрын

*rimshot*

@stijnvanwetten2411 2 жыл бұрын

Dances with wolves, Avatar, Last Samurai, Dances with the Smurfs.. its al the same plot, only names and places are changed.

@rileywelsh8973 2 жыл бұрын

@@stijnvanwetten2411 and pochahantas

@leonardomattarmonteiro2824 2 жыл бұрын

🤜🏼🤛🏼

@eleanorhogan8643 2 жыл бұрын

He wrote Titanic which is a another terrible film, Avator was even worse, a cheap rip-off of Pochontas, Ferngully, a book I red, badly acted and call those dragons and horses? Bah humbug I have blind freinds who can do better, I could do better blindfolded. Avatar is for losers and not even nerdy or geeky, just lame, cheap trash even worse than Star Trek and that is saying a lot.

@luise.perezv.8702 2 жыл бұрын

The best about this is that all that happened in a few hours, yet you can clearly see that several days passed in the Smurf town 😂

@deeya 2 жыл бұрын

It was Dances with Wolves/Ferngully with at-the-time Next Gen CGI. The story was nothing to shout about. The balls of James Cameron in making not only delayed sequels, but multiple simultaneous ones... that guy is extremely high on himself. That being said, people always said, don't count out Cameron, he always brings it. So we'll see how well these sequels play out. Sequels for which he let The Terminator franchise crash and burn twice (Genisys and Dark Fate - he let people trash them whilst also promoting for them) for.

@blob5907 2 жыл бұрын

gee I sure hooe somebody got fired for that blunder

@johnnymcblaze 2 жыл бұрын

@@deeya I prefer Terminator Salvation, myself.

@olliefoxx7165 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the production quality was great but the script had holes in it. "Dances with Smurfs" 3/5

@Demoflower411 2 жыл бұрын

"SACK MAH FAT TEETS!"

@MissLippy-fy6bj 2 күн бұрын

She's out of control I tell ya. Good thing Cartman wrestled control of the mourning announcements so she would be ousted.

@JoJoFan87 2 жыл бұрын

I was so heavily invested in *Dances with Smurfs* that I totally forgot that Wendy in the video was actually Cartman killing all the Smurfs including the one he loved Smurfette. 🤣

@gabrielstirling3207 2 жыл бұрын

Got to love how serious Butters takes it.

@BokanProductions 9 ай бұрын

Along with Ike, Casey Miller, and a bunch of other kids.

@edra2005 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman befriending the smurfs and then killing them is the most cartman thing ever

@jmpattillo 2 жыл бұрын

I’d forgotten how much Matt and Trey hated Avatar

@ColonelGreen 2 жыл бұрын

This was actually released before _Avatar_ came out.

@tylermcneeley3136 2 жыл бұрын

Can you blame them, it's garbage

@officialflikz 2 жыл бұрын

@@ColonelGreen one month before, haha, they called it

@xXLunatikxXlul 2 жыл бұрын

@@ColonelGreen if I'm not mistaken they premiered the movie first, so, Matt and Trey could have been to the premiere.

@jmpattillo 2 жыл бұрын

@@tylermcneeley3136 the effects were eye candy for the time, but the movie was awful

@sabreejohnson1551 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, i didn't realize how much wendy hated the smurfs. She screwed up big time. Unbelievable.

@BEE-oz7yd Жыл бұрын

You think you know a person... smh

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised they never made Kyle or Tolkien show hate for the Smurfs in this. If you know what I mean.

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

I hate the Smurfs too. Those twerps are evil.

@4stringz. 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Butters is so moved by the film

@furonbrainiac6634 2 жыл бұрын

Loved how Wendy appropriated Cartman's story and managed not only to turn it on him but sell the story rights to James Cameron and make a tidy profit from it.

@rodelreyes9839 2 жыл бұрын

I JUST LOVE BUTTERS...HE IS SO CUTE WHEN HE CRIED THAT WAY..😄👌

@skeletontoes7692 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who doesn't empathize with Butters is more or less a monster.

@rodelreyes9839 2 жыл бұрын

@@skeletontoes7692 SHUT UP.....

@scottianson5133 2 жыл бұрын

Pure, innocent Butters.

@jaypee9575 2 жыл бұрын

@@skeletontoes7692 Butter's is made out to be the idiot who gets manipulated into believing the lies being told. I don't think I'd be bragging about empathizing with him here.

@jerryhenson3916 2 жыл бұрын

2:50 "What happened to mah skeeeewwww?"

@jasminemaruk2889 2 жыл бұрын

I love how butters is the only one taking it seriously 🤣

@georgemccartney8906 2 жыл бұрын

2:11, Fuck that's brutal, the way her mouth continues moving implies she remained alive for a few seconds after being decapitated

@woody-probably8331 2 жыл бұрын

Butters bawling his eyes out at the end of the story 😭 🤣

@A_A_K_123 2 жыл бұрын

I never fully trusted Wendy. Look what she did. No more smurfs and no more smurf berries in our cereal. I feel Butters' pain.

@DPK365 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman is wearing blue face....he would have been cancelled by the Smurf culture. This is how you know this is a bullshit story LOL

@Klaaism 2 жыл бұрын

Wendy killed them all, so they can't.

@gghelis 2 жыл бұрын

@@Klaaism Someone else would, twitter is still around.

@morbidsearch 4 ай бұрын

@@gghelis This comment aged like milk

@marquisbean651 Жыл бұрын

2:37 Poor Butters.

@EppiBoy 2 жыл бұрын

"What happened to my skeeeeewl?"

@stillwarhead 2 жыл бұрын

“These are the morning announcements “🤣

@chasformer3091 2 жыл бұрын

Gargamel is jealous, and pissed.

@bakanani8040 2 жыл бұрын

Those who cannot believe he could kill smurfette, remember he killed his own father and step mother and fed them to his half brother and still cried only because his father was a ginger, a community he hates. 😂

@Platzhalterxy 2 жыл бұрын

Id cry too when my father was a ginger

@Justin-pe9cl 2 жыл бұрын

1. Not a community. 2. This is worse.

@rdgurule 2 жыл бұрын

Of course Butters is the only one crying.

@stee8345 2 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen...I love South Park.

@sabreejohnson1551 2 жыл бұрын

"What happened to my skeeeeew?!" - Cartman

@bobkaiser8782 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman has some serious production skills.

@kitkatkruncher22 2 жыл бұрын

Did you not see his Dogg the hall monitor video

@Justin-pe9cl 2 жыл бұрын

And cans.

@gerardomacias7370 Жыл бұрын

1:10 Kyle is asking the real question.

@profblack 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he just glosses over the fact that this all happened in less than a day.

@mikewright7964 2 жыл бұрын

0:51 love that facepalm by Kyle

@mustafasalman7147 2 жыл бұрын

Knowing how he treats his girlfriend in season 21 makes me feel weird since he treats Smurffete so nicely

@producedbykhireyakeem4340 2 жыл бұрын

They're toxic lol

@mustafasalman7147 2 жыл бұрын

@@producedbykhireyakeem4340 exactly

@305backup 2 жыл бұрын

He only treated heidi badly because she wouldnt be obedient like Alexa.

@ErmacRulez1 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone else except Butters feeling bored. Kenny though: 👀📖

@offmidsmc Жыл бұрын

2:08 is nostalgia for me. I saw that as a little kid

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

It makes me smile. The Smurfs are evil and I’ve always dreamed of murdering them.

@Cure_Hana 2 жыл бұрын

0:52 Kyle is just so freaking done. 🤣

@himhim3344 2 жыл бұрын

The class at 0:52😂😂😂😂😂

@shrekwazowski3836 2 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside, I felt bad for Cartman when Wendy killed all of The Smurfs. Poor Cartman

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!

@davcharley5001 2 жыл бұрын

0:52 Butters is the only 1 amazed by one of Cartman's shenanigans 🤯🤯🤯 2:38 Butters is the only 1 crying about the Smurfs' demise 😭😭😭

@miriamkorver1443 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: the original Belgian smurfs didn't pick smurfberries. They picked salsaparilla, which was censored by the Americans because of the association with alcohol.

@originLa 2 жыл бұрын

poor Butters is heartbroken :(

@szybkiwojtas7895 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, Wendy would make a great duo with Gargamel.

@ratzfatz6880 2 жыл бұрын

I often wondered why it is always peace and smurfberries in the village. Smurfette is the only woman there among the many of other smurfs. They would have been at each others throat a long time ago just to get their hands an Smurfette. Wouldn't be a nice sight - everywhere smoke, blood and little, blue corpses. But than I realized why Smurf Village hasn't already been plunged into total war. Smurfette offers herself to the entire village. She alone holds the whole village together. She's the best of them all.

@Justin-pe9cl 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they reproduce normally.

@Demoflower411 2 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD! WENDY KILLED THE SMURFS!

@ThomasBoom563 2 жыл бұрын

oh no

@channelwarrior861 2 жыл бұрын

South Park meets the Smurfs meets Avatar

@SymGenie 2 жыл бұрын

Butters sobbing 😆

@takeshiasahi5494 2 жыл бұрын

I respect Butters and Windy for respecting art 0:52

@thelonewolf7443 2 жыл бұрын

I guess Eric finally found out… how to reach these keeds 😂

@ComicalRealm 2 жыл бұрын

If Cartman tried to kiss that Smurfette he would swallow her by accident

@JimmyBergman7 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus is God 🦁

@shawnmcdaniel6255 2 жыл бұрын

Considering his appetite, perhaps on purpose.

@mattnorton102 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman doesn't swallow anything by accident.

@DennisR99 2 жыл бұрын

2:37 We miss Bradley.

@Joey7Z7Horror Жыл бұрын

I love how Wendy isn’t even mad about her representation, she’s just as tired as everyone else watching

@TheGodlikeDragon 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman literally killed all the smurfs just to slander and falsely accuse Wendy

@Kingbarthon 2 жыл бұрын

*scott tenorman had entered the chat*

@nickennis4294 2 жыл бұрын

Dances with Smurfs had me dead

@joshcook5434 2 жыл бұрын

And the fact butters believes him, despite all the shit cartman has done

@habibputra1flag Жыл бұрын

1:39 - out of my way

@cihloun 2 жыл бұрын

i want to buy "Dances with Smurfs" I NEED IT

@JimmyBergman7 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus is God 🦁

@RoughMoon24 2 жыл бұрын

Same!!!

@craigusselman546 2 жыл бұрын

I want the whole film!

@tobiasandersen5846 2 жыл бұрын

Butters "woah" is just so Golden With the rest of the class falling a sleep

@catalinacurio 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t be blue Cartman, we got you buddy.

@pazsince8180 2 жыл бұрын

Unattainable smurf Berries 🤣 CARTMAN comes up with some wild shit LMAOFF

@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын

0:37 The way his gut is hanging here is hilarious to me

@hiblackie2340 2 жыл бұрын

Butters is such a loyal fan 😂

@williamhumes7332 Жыл бұрын

James Cartman's Dances With Smurfs 2: The Way of Chocolate Salty Balls.

@dirt_mcgirk 2 жыл бұрын

Butters crying made me crack

@jordon1141 2 жыл бұрын

Butters crying literally breaks my heart

@TyPhenirW0LF 2 жыл бұрын

Gargamel plotted against the Smurfs for years... But Cartman killed them in an afternoon to slander Wendy.

@Spinatpirat 2 жыл бұрын

I smurfed more smurfberries any smurf has ever smurfed.

@JacquesHsu 2 жыл бұрын

This must be Cartman’s best impersonation. 😆

@michael-qn7eu Жыл бұрын

0:15 saul goodman

@turkeybeard2010 2 жыл бұрын

1:17 By picking more smurf berries than any smurf had ever smurfed before.

@alfredoalcantar8691 2 жыл бұрын

Smurf lives matter 😂

@lulzalfest 2 жыл бұрын

as much as police lives matter.

@johnschmidt1262 2 жыл бұрын

It's stuff like this that I can't ever believe Cartman being unsuccessful. It seems like whatever he sets his mind to he can almost always succeed.

@jmuz9528 Жыл бұрын

This is the Avatar we deserved.

@Rodan16 2 жыл бұрын

These are the morning announcements!?

@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman has a bright future in politics. Bright for him. The rest of the world will sink into darkness

@jackfavvv0280 2 жыл бұрын

I loved how Wendy simply just went along with this to 1 up Cartman.

@corvetcoyote443 2 жыл бұрын

Cartman as Wendy had me rolling 😆😂👍

@goodguycwyzz4768 2 жыл бұрын

Knowing Cartman, I’m 100% the Smurf’s were real and he gained their trust then killed them all to shot on Wendy

@jkjk42898 3 күн бұрын

Likely.

@jordannicholson8751 2 жыл бұрын

This is why Butters is my favorite.

@choolimba6704 2 жыл бұрын

This is why favorite is my butters

@williamgalindo2899 2 жыл бұрын

Me to 😊

@grantorino2325 2 жыл бұрын

Butters, we *Smurf* you.

@rodelreyes9839 2 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE...☝

@ericdpeerik3928 2 жыл бұрын

You're all smurfed in the smurf, my smurfs 😐

@eyadh258 2 жыл бұрын

I remember butters in this episode, the students want answers🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@GenerationX1984 2 жыл бұрын

This is some dark humor. I feel kind of guilty of laughing so hard. 😆

@SleepyReptile 2 жыл бұрын

Quick Question, did Cartman manage to make a film or did he legitimately find and then kill all the Smurfs? Hey it's Cartman could be both for all we know

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. Hahahahaha!!

@Violence-Escalated Жыл бұрын

Assume the second option

@elisabeth5995 Жыл бұрын

@@Violence-Escalated Hey, just saying, I rewrote the Smurfs and made the Smurfs evil. I just wanted someone to respond to what I’m saying because nobody did.