Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)

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Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the worlds best space warcrime simulator! Stellaris! Stellaris is a space 4x grand strategy game where players must expand, explore, exploit and exterminate! We will be playing as the british empire that has flown off into space and begins to prepare a grand tea crusade which 100% will not result in something similar to rimworld organ harvesting or space war crimes! All will be fine! Are you Tired of your neighbours complaining about your workers not having any rights? Why not surround their planets with an energy shield so strong they can never complain again. This game has it all from bio engineering to devouring swarms of locusts that intend to eat the galaxy. So let us become the end game crisis that is the british empire and meme conquest our way across the universe!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
Ai Description: In this video, we take on the role of the British Empire in the new strategy game, Stellaris, live on Twitch!
We quickly find out that something could go VERY wrong in this live playthrough of Space Warcrime Simulator, as we scramble to build an empire and save the day! Hogwarts Legacy
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Title: Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)
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@varjutantsija5607 Жыл бұрын

i can already hear spiff say it.. "Marriage is a perfectly balanced-" 😂

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

How To Exploit Payroll Tax By Marrying Your Intern

@dmitrirudder4878 Жыл бұрын

His vows better read like a video intro

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

They do the looped arm toast with Perfectly Balanced Mugs of Yorkshire Tea

@ElodieHiras Жыл бұрын

Seriously, they should patch out that infinite money exploit that involves going into marriage planning to divorce from day 1.

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

Mango telling the story of using Spiff as a meat shield just had me like "oh yes, they're perfect for each other"

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

Two videos go up a month after Spiff and Mango's wedding Spiff: "TAX WRITE OFF ARE PERFECTLY BALANCED : GET MARRIED for INFINITE MONEY?" Mango: "I drowned my husband on our honeymoon trying to get away from jellyfish, AITA?"

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

A Fannigram hey? I do love a fanni...

@joseandreas7265 Жыл бұрын

@@spicyreyes te as t m

@Freakinkat Жыл бұрын

I was like looking through the comments and I'm like what's a Mango 😗then I heard the Mango and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh, that's a the Mango, omg little spiffs!!! Oh snap

@iraf.official 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

"I can be the source of everything!" Spiff forgetting to be British for a second

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

"I can't believe you've taken everything I've done and claimed it for your own" Mango ALSO forgetting Spiff is British

@IsfetSolaris Жыл бұрын

@@spicyreyes timestamp?

@mushroomkingwolfie Жыл бұрын

Thank you for naming an armada after me spiff! I feel so honored! I will forever remember this as the day I, King Wolfie, was in a Spiffing Brit stream!

@Roketsune Жыл бұрын

I like wolfies!

@mushroomkingwolfie Жыл бұрын

@@Roketsune I like kitsune! Lol ❤️

@Roketsune Жыл бұрын

@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

@Roketsune Жыл бұрын

@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

@miisgi9641 Жыл бұрын

Mango's reactions make it clear that her assistance in a Crusader Kings stream needs to happen.

@RobBCactive Жыл бұрын

Perhaps the Spiff should wait till after the wedding before exposure to CK :)

@iraf.official 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@adamthestonerful Жыл бұрын

Thank you mango for taking over the spiffing Brits channel.

@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын

‎E

@mattd6931 Жыл бұрын

There's really nothing more British, than discovering something as a guest, and then taking over it completely.

@DodgyDaveGTX Жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE nothing more British than a pint down the pub & a couple good E's

@SerunaXI Жыл бұрын

Spiff: This is Mango, one of my interns. Mango: Intern? Spiff: Also my Fiance. Oh, so she's a paid intern.

@beesly01 Жыл бұрын

Naught point 5 pence per month.

@OctEddie Жыл бұрын

I also like the idea of Mango playing a game that Spiff narrates the actions of.

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

I had the concept of Spiff and Mango playing a multi-player game where he has to exploit it to make Mango win, instead of himself Like that co op game of Civ where Spiff and another player were taking turns nuking cities, but Spiff actively has to make Mango win ...bonus points if he doesn't tell her that's the goal ....DOUBLE bonus if she's actively trying to lose

@stewartknoll2338 Жыл бұрын

This needs to be a thing

@Chaotic_Fragment Жыл бұрын

Britain when someone gives them spaceships and tea: Why stop at a planet when there’s a solar system? _But why stop at a solar system when there’s a galaxy?_ *But why stop at a galaxy when there’s a universe?* *_But why stop at a universe when there’s the multiverse?_*

@markmalocha3303 Жыл бұрын

But then they come across their multiversal British counterparts, who use robots extensively and have outright banned tea. Multiversal war ensues.

@sintanan469 Жыл бұрын

4:38 Wait a minute... A lost colony, meaning they aren't part of the original empire... highly xenophobic... highly militaristic... Spiff is playing Space America!

@4ththedoctor204 Жыл бұрын

i was so disappointed to see a stream starting as i was walking out the door this morning, and was immediately rewarded as i started watching. being the gov i hope i will not forsake the power gifted upon myself by the great and powerful Spiff. ALL HAIL SPIFF. may he bring tea to the heathens of the universe.

@4ththedoctor204 Жыл бұрын

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! rip

@stewartknoll2338 Жыл бұрын

35 minutes for peach to go from "make aliens friends" to "murder the aliens"

@lisasteel6817 Жыл бұрын

Every game Spiff plays turns into a war crimes simulator.

@ThorwindMaxamus Жыл бұрын

Your not wrong :p

@noahely3014 Жыл бұрын

When I saw the boats and the fort my mind instantly went ohhhh it's pirate 101

@Clasteau Жыл бұрын

CONGRATS to you and Mango, Spiff. Over the moon happy for you two.

@NikolaiManning Жыл бұрын

Mango comes back while Spiff is ranting about tea and colonization... This is normal.

@ataperecorder Жыл бұрын

love seeing mango in more videos/streams! ❤

@blainethompson6510 Жыл бұрын

Hello missed the live stream life happens Mango congrats on the upcoming nuptials Your treasure planet ships are hilarious and amazing 👍

@spicyreyes Жыл бұрын

Spiff and the Intergalatic Tea-Farers

@IsfetSolaris Жыл бұрын

You two have such a good dynamic (I suppose you are partners) please do more videos together!

@jaredcrary Жыл бұрын

I only caught a cursory glance at the models for the ships and bases, but they look like the models from treasure planet: battle at procyon. That was a blast from the past lmao

@JelaniWood Жыл бұрын

Ah so your Space Brits plythrough went like most of mine go. You get boxed in and are on the Defensive more or less the entire game even when on Offense. I actually named mine "The Spiffing Brits" in your honor, Sir.

@davidhorvath226 Жыл бұрын

Hello spiff, i just want to say thank you for your content, you dont know but your vids and your voice is the only thing that comfort me and able to make me sleep, i have struggles with life now and its a great help, i love your humor and everything.. so thanks for it even if you never reply i felt that i have to say thanks :)

@mustlovedragons8047 Жыл бұрын

Loving the Treasure Planet shipset!

@fynnskywalker Жыл бұрын

I love that the first word of the stream is our lord and saviour Georgie

@gustavosantos106 Жыл бұрын

Congratulations, charming couple!

@Osma777 Жыл бұрын

Finding a lovely Mango who is capable of putting up with The Spiffing Brit is clearly an exploit, and shows that Romance is perfectly balanced. Well done Spiff, you've done it again. (Please remember that this is Romance, not Project Zomboid (Which I just watched), so murdering her is counter-indicated for the eventual win scenario in this game.)

@robertcartledge826 Жыл бұрын

The custom models remind me of the animated movie based on treasure island, "treasure planet" I think Spiff would enjoy that since it has a very strong tea drinking Brittish vibe :D

@achingbach2904 Жыл бұрын

I agree.

@mrbluea23 Жыл бұрын

You are 1 lucky guy, your fiancé is a Chaos God

@Ihatetechnology 8 ай бұрын

"If they don't drink tea, how can I trust them. Plasma round to the head." Imperium of Tea

@OctEddie Жыл бұрын

This makes me want to play Stellaris again…especially seeing I can just automate the planets.

@Nightchade Жыл бұрын

Your girl came ready to go full Ordo Xenos on this game. 0-savage in less than an hour, bravo. 🤣

@auseawesome9112 Жыл бұрын

Very fun stream, tea will overtake all!

@daviniusb6798 11 ай бұрын

I love your streams with Mango, please keep her happy so she keeps beeing the voice of chat!

@MrThomasCWest Жыл бұрын

If I had the funds, I was going to open a tea shop near a hospital and call it Casual Teas.

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

I was just going to open a tea emporium for Spiff, but the mods on the discord told me no. :(

@sodabox2008 Жыл бұрын

Stayin' Alive = Bee Gees I Will Survive = Gloria Gaynor

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

"Geeeeees" - _The Spiffing Brit_

@tranceightseven Жыл бұрын

I hail from Texas. I fell asleep with you tube randomly chugging along and woke up to this. Strange world, great tea…

@ststclair Жыл бұрын

I forgot how much I miss the Weekly Domestic!

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

I didn't. RIP

@dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Жыл бұрын

Spiff, I just wanted you to know that whenever I play stellaris I use many mods but I always have 2 specific mods enabled, those mods are the perfectly balanced spiffing brit advisor voice, which puts you in all my games and I just love hearing your voice whenever something happens, and the mod which changes the food icon to tea, because i also love tea, sadly i cant get yorkshire tea gold IRL in australia cause i dont think they sell it here but if i could i would be drinking it everytime i play stellaris, i drink a different brand of tea each time instead. P.S you're my favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that, I stopped watching youtube for over a year except whenever a new one of your videos popped up in my notifications I always had to watch it. I have never paid money to a youtuber before but I think once I get a job again I will pay for a sub for you, also congrats on getting married, I'm happy things are going good for you. And i wish you the best in your future. thank you.

@c6q3a24 Жыл бұрын

I'm also in Aus, and I buy my Yorkshire Tea Gold from Coles, but they are sometimes out of stock. It's very nice.

@dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Жыл бұрын

@@c6q3a24 oh really? that must be it. i will have another look. thanks.

@c6q3a24 Жыл бұрын

@@dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Yep!. They only sell it in the 100 box, but I keep them in a plastic container just to make sure they stay fresh.

@lisasteel6817 Жыл бұрын

I found Yorkshire tea at Woolies. Joy to all.

@Jadriam Жыл бұрын

So if i manage a race of tea powered robots will I be spared as fellow tea consumers, or destroyed to harvest my delicious Yorkshire Tea bloodfuel?

@shrapnelite Жыл бұрын

what if the robots use tea as a lubricant?

@TDurden527 Жыл бұрын

First time I've ever watched TSB play a game straight and the Humans declare war on him and his F a couple hours into the game that's it.

@gravewatcher6690 Жыл бұрын

I love stellaris! When i first got the game, I made a faction called British empire and every world I captured was appropriately named BRITISH COLONY.

@johnsexton4352 Жыл бұрын

Mango is adorable and I think you two should do more streams together

@NATEBRO16 Жыл бұрын

Will this stream have an edited release put out? Struggle to watch the longer videos, but I like your stellaris content

@lololoershadow374 3 ай бұрын

I keep being held hostage by Spiffing Brits videos, when ever I fall asleep with youtube on autoplay, I wake up to one of these streams.

@MalfunctionNeo Жыл бұрын

All glory to the extra tea-restrials.

@Knutorius 5 ай бұрын

This video should really be called : "The Spiff & Mango Show", the Stellaris episode

@trolly4233 Жыл бұрын

was waiting for a video on this game

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

It has been a while.

@AmierAzzeal Жыл бұрын

Mechanical Robots can use Tea as fuel. Especially yorkshire tea gold. It provides them with +100% efficency in resource output and gives them a 50% boost to research.

@XENO051 Жыл бұрын

Spiff I want to personally thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea and I want you to know I recently had a blood transfusion and I am now running on 100% Yorkshire Tea Gold in my veins. I think I have an addiction and I dont want to stop.

@GreyKingZero Жыл бұрын

I'm just glad this co-op between Spiff and Mango happened, everything else is a bonus.

@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын

This thing is like a cult with all this 'tea' screaming in the chat section

@quinnwilson9671 Жыл бұрын

congrats on engagement 🎉

@ViciousMink Жыл бұрын

*blinks* There's a Treasure Planet mod for Stellaris! Awesome! XD

@locktock9 Жыл бұрын

Sail ships, sooooo Treasure planet! an awesome film, space boats were awesome in that film

@pin1093 Жыл бұрын

Spiffs people basically summarize the Imperium of man 40k

@j.bbailey6275 Жыл бұрын

Awesome duo love content

@trevortorres3676 Жыл бұрын

Mango should become the best at 5D chess with multiverse time travel.

@mightydestroyer1020 Жыл бұрын

The black hole never sets on the British empire

@chubbybubby8360 Жыл бұрын

Congrats! Hope you guys live long happy lives together 🎉 1:57

@Trivial_Whim Жыл бұрын

Never heard of Lego Masters, but do live somewhere where you can order 24/7 pancakes, so I think I’ve won here.

@theinternetstolemysoul9624 Жыл бұрын

Does mango have a channel? Followed spiff for a good while but first time hearing of mango, she's great.

@benjii_boi Жыл бұрын

more Mango content pls you two are adorable together

@TDurden527 Жыл бұрын

Yes please . . . us fans wish to track the perfectly balanced marriage exploit . . . er I mean domestic tranquility😁

@Dragongaga 6 ай бұрын

2:49:00 To be fair, the devs were pretty thorough with patching ui exploits, so I don't even know how you'd go about exploiting the game nowadays

@Rox_and_Wheatley Жыл бұрын

OMG CONGRATS Brit!

@theonepristinemonk5528 Жыл бұрын

I always say, cant go wrong with a Stellaris war crime!

@theonepristinemonk5528 Жыл бұрын

oooo someone else is a war criminal!

@aulvinduergard9952 Жыл бұрын

Space Britannia wasn't British enough to withstand real Britannia. 😢😭

@GuaptamusPrime Жыл бұрын

Spif-tastic!

@neillindgren8992 Жыл бұрын

The RNG gods really didn’t like you today. Lack of planets was unlucky, to be sure, but having the advanced Earth humans turn out to be fanatic purifiers was really an improbable turn of the worst luck possible. Oof!

@Roketsune Жыл бұрын

Why is Spiff married to a tropical fruit that apparently also is capable of speech?

@Sonar90 Жыл бұрын

Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon assets in Stellaris. I've seen it all...

@matts436 Жыл бұрын

Mango you need to be on live more. It just seems like spiff has more fun with you on

@nymbattheeternal1279 7 ай бұрын

Spiff x Mango ship name = Mango Tea.

@mirabellablack6234 Жыл бұрын

I heard WARCRIMES

@gilgamsht4684 Жыл бұрын

Mango is so precious oh my goodness I wish you two a happy marriage with lots of tea 🥺

@Channeldyhb Жыл бұрын

the tension is palpable

@masondaniel8624 Жыл бұрын

Mango what happened to y’alls podcast? It was interesting love this format though!

@Oblithian Жыл бұрын

All I think about now, is how M4ng0's role as pirate captain was ruined in the JingleJam Rust RP. hahaha

@TheInsanitor Жыл бұрын

Mango is great fun! She should participate be in more videos... While you're busy doing some background setup, she can tell Zippy stories! :D

@beldurnik21 Жыл бұрын

Question: victorian's sent by queen Elizabeth.

@MrShowbags Жыл бұрын

41:13 Someone gonna tell poor Mango that Jellyfish are such simple creatures that they could hardly recognize that they even exist. They dont have a brain, heart or respritory system, they cant think and all of their behaivor are automatic reflexes. They wouldn't understand what pain is and could hardly tell the difference between being dead or alive anyway so she should stop beating herself up for it unless she feels guilty for all the grass shes walked on before as that has just about as much sentience as a jellyfish!

@JessWLStuart Жыл бұрын

I really hope this mod is available on the Steam workshop!

@Karrik478 Жыл бұрын

If anyone finds it and knows it's name then let me know.

@jonnybb Жыл бұрын

Dominatrix military? Sign me up.

@tom23rd Жыл бұрын

That's New Joisey. Like noisey, because NJians, even Florida ex-pats of NJ like me say it like that.

@BJL2142 Жыл бұрын

Spiff play rift breaker? 🥺 Yorkshire tea!

@mattd6931 Жыл бұрын

Wait, is the emblem for the Space Britania empire a symbolic representation of a White Rose? Will we see a new war of the roses, in space?

@dmitrirudder4878 Жыл бұрын

If it's white, I'd say the Yorkists have it

@mattd6931 Жыл бұрын

@@dmitrirudder4878 At least until the Space Tudors come along.

@Maybeabandaid9 10 ай бұрын

This man, has people writing lore about his future marriage in here. Perfectly balanced.

@istvanbarta Жыл бұрын

Spiff, did you try Rogue AI Simulator?

@3044Smike Жыл бұрын

are... are those *Treasure Planet* ship models?!? Imma need a link please spiff

@algernonbunburyy7731 Жыл бұрын

I am just visiting this comment-section to tell you about the best brewage on this lovely planet. It is Cof- Ha good one right? No it is TEA, PRAY TO THE TEAGODSEVERYONE