Wait, are Jabzy looking for new voice actors? Because I sound like a phone operator!
@elgamerico6 жыл бұрын
Kooba Leebray !!
@matheuroux51346 жыл бұрын
It's funny how the Aztecs were essentially conquered by Cortez *personally* , the Spanish didn't even want him to.
@Jx-kj9fs6 жыл бұрын
Matheu Roux yea like the east india company, just without the whole mutiny
@bulletbill11046 жыл бұрын
Matheu Roux Cortez was a true chad
@matheuroux51346 жыл бұрын
BulletBill110 the original Chad
@Mateo-oq7ui6 жыл бұрын
The virgin "contact and trade" vs the chad "conquer and convert"
@donquixote63536 жыл бұрын
Matheu Roux aztecs
@baradinvaros71596 жыл бұрын
Fun story: the Tlaxcalans signed a treaty with Spain which granted them autonomy over their territories and kept their government in place in exchange of acknowleging the king of Spain as their ruler as a recompense for helping topple the aztecs. The spanish respected the treaty for 300 years, until Mexico declared independence. Except maybe the English-Portuguese alliance I can't remember an accord that lasted so long.
@Pedrosa25416 жыл бұрын
It isn't truth, Tlaxcalans was ruled as any other part of the province of New Spain, which means that the previous indegenous held lands were given to spanish officials, who as owner of the lands could freely rule and demand taxes from the said natives. The txlacalan council itself was dissolved by a governador soon after the conquest.
@WiggaMachiavelli4 жыл бұрын
@@Pedrosa2541 Lying rebel.
@derniercaesar53193 жыл бұрын
@@Pedrosa2541 Following the Spanish Conquest, Tlaxcala was divided into four fiefdoms (señoríos) by the Spanish corregidor Gómez de Santillán in 1545 (26 years after the Conquest). These fiefdoms were Ocotelolco, Quiahuiztlan, Tepeticpac, and Tizatlan. At this time, four great houses or lineages emerged and claimed hereditary rights to each fiefdom and created fictitious genealogies extending back into the pre-Columbian era to justify their claims. During the colonial period, the Tlaxcalan people were regarded as being of higher status and received better treatment compared to the other indigenous peoples of New Spain. Source: Catholic encyclopedia
@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e77613 жыл бұрын
@@derniercaesar5319 The Spanish did not respect their treaty, in fact Tlaxcala was one of the first to rebel because they abandoned most of it in the 1600s.
@goodaimshield11152 жыл бұрын
@@Pedrosa2541 No. And actually, it was frobidden to sell native land to Spaniards, they had what is known as Repubica de Indios.
@bacoda586 жыл бұрын
Cortez AND his native allies defeated the Aztecs. His "allies" had lived for generations having their sons captured and used in their DAILY human sacrifices. That's the part of the story that never seems to find the light of day.
@einsatzgruppencommander11846 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is generally the case overwhelmingly in much of European Colonial history. There weren't (often) grand armies of white men marching through the Americas, Africa, or India conquering vest swaths of territory. Usually the natives hated each other just as much as anyone else, and had their own internal conflicts. The help of the Europeans just allowed the other groups that had previously been suppressed by the dominant one to rise up and conquer them. The idea that the Spanish somehow conquered all of South America and much of North America was small armies of a few hundred or thousand guys is insane. The overwhelming majority of the natives were killed by disease, and most of those killed in combat we're at the hands of their native enemies. The Europeans were often just master managers and leaders. The same strategy has been in place since the time of the Romans.
@1685Violin6 жыл бұрын
_That's the part of the story that never seems to find the light of day._ No, that is often taught in schools and what you said about human sacrifices done by the Spanish was untrue. The Spanish hate human sacrifice and they ended human sacrifice throughout the Spanish colonies. You said this just to promote an anti-white narrative while missing the overall historical context. Edit: Disregard the whole comment as I actually misread the OP's comment.
@einsatzgruppencommander11846 жыл бұрын
*+Louis XIV (aka 1685Violin)* I think you misread the comments. We were both explaining how the Spanish *stopped the Aztecs* from committing human sacrifice. Not that they were doing it themselves
@1685Violin6 жыл бұрын
Oh. Sorry. I must have misinterpreted the OP. I think I should withdraw my comment.
@bacoda586 жыл бұрын
Actually......the Aztec population was way to extensive for Cortez, or the Spanish for that matter, to "enslave and work to death". The Aztec civ was decimated by disease for which they had no defense as far as immunology. The Spanish ,on the other hand were the carriers of the pestilence for which they were immune. Black slaves appeared because they were readily available due to the attacking, murdering and capturing of of black people by other black people. As they had done, if the Egyptian Hieroglyphs are to be believed, for thousands of years before Spain became a nation. Hmmm. so you planned to compare ritual slaughter of as many as hundreds a day with the effects of the Spanish on the collapse of the Aztec Empire??????? Let me guess....the Gate keepers declared you a history professor to match all the college entrants we have that cannot read or write properly.
@theknightofbadassness3016 жыл бұрын
Jabzy's had a sex change.
@nicholaswhyte94426 жыл бұрын
thats so brave.
@Toetalwar6 жыл бұрын
and a race change
@TripleMpro2216 жыл бұрын
Battle of Otumba 1520: More than 100.000 aztecs vs 530 spanish and 800 txalcatecas allies. Impossible victory, its quite fascinating story.
@docslastname27116 жыл бұрын
TripleMpro221 its also exaggerated.
@TripleMpro2216 жыл бұрын
Khadar Knowledge It's what is known to date. Of course, we dont have reliable sources but this is what we know.
@Mateo-oq7ui6 жыл бұрын
The Spanish had the high ground and cannons, but yeah, it was tactics that won the day.
@dexterzplace55536 жыл бұрын
lol pretty sure it was over 1,000 years of technological advantages that won that day XD
@TripleMpro2216 жыл бұрын
DexterzPlace They won because of tactics. They had spears and horses so they hold on and in a run they killed the aztec commander.
@soralb63686 жыл бұрын
Another great nearly 5 minutes long 3 minute history from Jabzy. Glad you are back.
@alex0x7d286 жыл бұрын
Nice to see the 3 minute history back.
@Jackson-sv6dz6 жыл бұрын
Glad your back to this content I missed it
@peterjongsma27546 жыл бұрын
James Joyce:"History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake."
@nathzoo5 жыл бұрын
who else watching this for an assignment
@deathlarsen75022 жыл бұрын
you in escuela publica?
@matthewmann89696 жыл бұрын
If not for the other tribes siding with the Conquistodors then I doubt the Spanish would have conquered so easily
@TropaSoy_9 ай бұрын
A mexicans worst enemy is another mexican
@kiDkiDkiD126 жыл бұрын
Love this series. To 100k we go!
@spiritedrenee98956 жыл бұрын
All I can remember from the Aztecs are their brutal mythology.
@ABTheFrozenHeart6 жыл бұрын
Too bad, they have such rich history of kings and conquests like any european kingdom
@ABTheFrozenHeart4 жыл бұрын
@@blasco3245 yes, really :P
@ABTheFrozenHeart4 жыл бұрын
@@blasco3245 yes, you can, cause size doesnt matter, but history and complexity does. Besides, the existence was less than 200 years, not 100. Still, all the history surrounding the Anahuac basin is as much important for the mexica before theeir arrival as Rome history to most european kingdoms
@sergioislas3234 жыл бұрын
Fuck you
@martinmarquez.6693 жыл бұрын
@@blasco3245 yet with so little time they build a huge city bigger with tons of history and did great things on astronomy and architecture plus natural medicine and acueductos. Reminds me of usa a few hundred years and so powerful and big. Let's not forget that mexican culture is one of the strongest in the world.
@jonhanson89256 жыл бұрын
New Jabzy video? Awesome!
@KAG-sc7cc5 жыл бұрын
Very cool info
@liddz4346 жыл бұрын
Poor buggers were just minding their own business until the spanish divided and conquered them and introduced biological warfare.
@artoruvidal27935 жыл бұрын
Wrong The Aztec were too brutal against other tribes which is why those tribes allied with the Spanish
@goodaimshield11155 жыл бұрын
Spanish didn't introduced biological warfare because they didn't know what the hell was that. Just like the Vikings didn't discover America because even though it is very possible they arrived to its coast, they didn't know shit about it nor told anyone about it, adn didn't try to know what actually had just happened and where exactly they had arrived to. In both cases, the results were accidental. You can nor make warfare unaware of being making warfare. Their own business were capturing other tribes' citizens and sacrificing them, and later on eating them, yummy. Spanish didn't devided anyone, they took advantage of the already division, or should I say, utter hatred for the mexica desplayed by some tribes.
@Juan-qu4oj Жыл бұрын
The Spanish didn’t “divide” them. Many other tribes hated the Aztecs for their brutal human sacrifice so the Spanish were their saviors
@dr.history35676 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@saranobutt6 жыл бұрын
The fact that there were so few Europeans that conquered so many people is incredible.
@g-rexsaurus7946 жыл бұрын
Good diplomacy and ability to seize on opportunities allowed the Conquistadores to ally with the enemy of the Aztecs and march on Tenochtitlan.
@wonderfulcaeserz87106 жыл бұрын
well, small pox conquered Aztec for us
@MrAttacker96 жыл бұрын
Disease is a hell of a mother
@cnnnpc43516 жыл бұрын
It is reflective of a barbarian nature not incredible
@Jx-kj9fs6 жыл бұрын
Soundwave 47 i know but thats the whole point of how a tiny group of people defeated a much larger force
@Baller474 Жыл бұрын
Mexico City was built on lake by Aztecs. Then Spanish destroyed it and built it again
@notaugustus20766 жыл бұрын
I do not know who did the voiceacting in this video, but I have to say that you have an beautiful voice. Could lisen to it if it only repeated vines. Chears.
@OneMinuteHistoryChannel6 жыл бұрын
That's our Estela... check her out on some of our other videos.
@deathlarsen75022 жыл бұрын
creeper
@idk-dg8kn3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This war had the highest death rates in a war.
@SR-jr5nh2 жыл бұрын
It didn't, not even close You don't know shit about history if you are serious about that
@elcaballerodelasplagas3583 Жыл бұрын
Ding dong the wrong bell
@theporkiestpie84166 жыл бұрын
Nice video, could you do one on the Cambodian Genocide?
@ekmalsukarno23026 жыл бұрын
Hey Jabzy, can you please make some 3 Minute History videos on the Indonesian National Revolution, the Malayan Emergency and the Indonesia-Malaysia Confrontation? Thanks.
@sheng88065 жыл бұрын
This video isnt very specific but is good enough
@leakycheese6 жыл бұрын
Great episode and collaboration! I’m glad you toned down the depictions of small pox *shudders*
@bulletbill11046 жыл бұрын
You sound different, Jabzy. Do you have a cold or something?
@pedro_navarro4 жыл бұрын
You sound like a nazi...
@JeremiahAranez3 жыл бұрын
@@pedro_navarro what the heck
@pedro_navarro3 жыл бұрын
@@JeremiahAranez 4:34 "las epidemias demostrarían ser su mayor aliado" "pudiendo matar al 75% de la población indígena". Estos porcentajes están tergiversados. El 75% de la población indígena no murió en epidemias, EMIGRÓ. Los censos que recogen estos descensos de población reflejan que se produjeron despoblamientos probablemente por desarraigo cultural o para huir de las epidemias, pero los notarios no justificaron jamás esos despoblamientos con muertes directas producto de las epidemias. Este vídeo es leyenda negra antiespañola producida por la extrema derecha anglosajona para borrar la lengua española de los EEUU.
@deathlarsen75022 жыл бұрын
she was tawking in Spanglish
@drsalma3003 Жыл бұрын
Howow so good i love ur spahahaenflong
@michaelmilburn9116 жыл бұрын
I love these
@thedreamsoldierful4 жыл бұрын
Can you do a spanish conquest of the mayans?
@erwingalgo21966 жыл бұрын
do a review of the cristero war of 1926 to 1929.
@dannyformello3245 жыл бұрын
Please do conquest of the inca
@sluecortez26636 жыл бұрын
Thx for the video im proud to be mexican
@Tennis9320006 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video about Mohamed Ali of Egypt?
@storyfrontier3 күн бұрын
3 Minute History told in 4 minutes and 55 seconds
@NovelPond6 жыл бұрын
wow jabzy did you enter puberty xD
@rockycassiano47565 жыл бұрын
4:55 minutes. Very PC. Spanish Conquest in 30 seconds. Spain comes to the New World to find the most evolved civilization practising human sacrificing and a God-King monarchy similar to the Pharaohs of Egypt back in 2000 BC. Since most of victims of the Aztecs human sacrificing were not Aztecs, non-Aztecs joined Cortes to end this blood thirsty civilization. History has the number of non-Aztecs helping Cortes at over 20,000. These immigrants from Spain brought disease, unintentional, to the New World. Like today, uncontrolled emigration is dangerous.
@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e77613 жыл бұрын
Buh-Based and redpilled.
@rockycassiano47563 жыл бұрын
@@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Do trolls get paid?
@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e77613 жыл бұрын
@@rockycassiano4756 Only if you work for Biden. Can't say the pay is good though, senile old fart keeps forgetting to pay his employees.
@jsilva48473 жыл бұрын
Dumbest thing I read in a while.
@goodaimshield11152 жыл бұрын
Funny, since there were extremelly few Spaniards in Mexico for the first 200 years.
@naughtyboyplayz6561 Жыл бұрын
Here bc our history teacher told us to watch this for my upcoming history test
@rocknrollkid906 жыл бұрын
Could you review, "Colombian Conflict (1964-present)?"
@coyotebones1131 Жыл бұрын
Hey Montezuma was a good dude for not letting that idolatry go on. Took it to heart 🔥
@g-rexsaurus7946 жыл бұрын
Why does Cortez look like Charles V?
@deiongoldsmith5156 жыл бұрын
Aztecs? Ppl or my professor use the term Mexica (maa-she-kuh) but this is cool
@elcaballerodelasplagas3583 Жыл бұрын
@Jay Kemme it was the anglo académics that called them "Aztecs" for the first time, such term makes reference to the mystical land of "Aztlan" from where the Mexica people supposedly came from
@johncapri21976 жыл бұрын
Who else was caught of guard with the different voice?
@alexalexandrov77676 жыл бұрын
Can you do the Mexican revolution??
@blitzkrieg29286 жыл бұрын
Jabzy! You went full rule63
@Peter-rn5kl6 жыл бұрын
that was unexpected
@lawlesslearning2 ай бұрын
Awesome video but that was fully 4:55 not 3 minutes... Just saying. I want my 2 minutes back LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@QuentinofVirginia6 жыл бұрын
go go femjabzy
@droideca886 жыл бұрын
Punished Todd buy skyrim again
@QuentinofVirginia6 жыл бұрын
excuse me, don't you mean skyrim AND fallout 4?
@CharcoolDev3 жыл бұрын
Cortrs is a cool guy :)
@John_Jim6 жыл бұрын
Heey, it's back! But you should really come up with a new name for this segment
@sxeett_2 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of the song in the background
@sydneywessinger88576 жыл бұрын
And the name of the city he seized in the Maya territory?
@Bushmansmeg6 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeeeeeew, I can actually hear the voice
@robertpeters31176 жыл бұрын
Do you know what happened to the aztecs after being exiled from tenochtitlan? They were all executed in the most gruesome ways possible in a blasphemous way to their gods. It's said that la malinche herself(who was set to be sacrificed to the rain god tlaloc like her mother was), personally executed the high priest. She had the tlaxcala allies retrieve an intact alter to the god mixcoatl. And lay the high priest down on it in front of all the remaining aztecs. She promised him an honorable death where he could join his friends in the aztec after life. She lied. As she cut open his chest, She pierced the heart with her dagger and showed it to the priest and the remaining aztecs. This abhorred the crowd. Because in aztec culture any sacrifice that results in damaging the heart was seen as an insult to the gods. The heart and blood were to be given to the gods as an offering. But the rest of the body to the aztecs to feast on. Not only that she returned the damaged heart to the body and let not one drop of blood touch the alter, denying the gods the blood they so craved. A final insult to the aztecs and their gods. After that the rogue aztecs were hunted down and killed. They could be easily identified by their great height. About equal to Europeans. The tlaxcala were all short and they had a saying. The azteca look down upon tlaxcala, but the espana look down on the azteca.
@SrRurik5 жыл бұрын
But Waluigi looks down upon them all
@goodaimshield11155 жыл бұрын
Emmmm, nope. The mexica "nobility" (those who were not macihualtin) was still very alive. So was a good part of the civil population, though they were very decimated. Some of those mexica nobles had actually opposed Spanish rule and fought againt them, but most were still granted titles. Many married Spanairds, and the descendants of Moctezuma and Cuauhtémoc were granted some privilages over any other native noble, including the Tlaxcallans, who were Spaniards' allies and cherished friends. At least 1/4 of Spanish nobility and high class privilaged people are of mexica descendant, particularly of Moctezuma's eldes daughter and youngest son, and most of them settled in my hometown and some live in a friggin castle 15 minutes from town, so don't give me that crap. So.... I really don't know were did you get all that from, but the mexica were not anihilated. Most died due to diseases, many were killed by Spaniards and their allies in the war, some died of hunger during the seige to Tenochtitlan.... but there was not a plan of massive extermination of the mexica, quite the opposite, Spaniards wouldn't stop sending native emissaries to the mexica praying them to please surrender and stop the war. But it was no use, the mexica were a proud people, and they fought till the very end, that's why their population was so decimated. But the survivors were not hunted down at all, on the contrary, they were very high regarded by Spaniards and Spain's king himself, for their bravery, and their skills, and the empire-like rule they had over other tribes, plus the complex city they had built adn their complex and sophisticated system of tributes. So they were not despised by the Spaniards, not at all. Far from that, their nobles got the highest of honours. By the way, Tlaxcallans and Mexica probably looked very similar, not only had they the same culture and society, to the point it is sometimes very difficult to tell appart the nuances of the practices between both nations, but they most probably had very similar genetic origins. They were very very alike, and that's why they clashed so much. Though many other tribes didn't get along with the mexica either XD
@km09.2 жыл бұрын
You know nothing stop spreading lies
@barryirlandi42172 жыл бұрын
We want Jabzy!!!! Where has he gone?!!??
@Califresh21Ай бұрын
Indigenous blood still livin
@thesusposter486 жыл бұрын
ye boi
@seanhartnett796 жыл бұрын
Who is this new narrator?
@citylightsish6 жыл бұрын
Moreeeeee
@colonelmustang32024 жыл бұрын
umm those native allies were there when they tried to first escape they weren't that outnumbered
@ColdGski2 жыл бұрын
some stinky bogan sent me here for school #freebilly
@sydneywessinger88576 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the states that surround the Aztec empire, and later rallied against the Aztecs with Cortes? I couldn't make it out in the video. Sorry.
@goodaimshield11155 жыл бұрын
There were many others too.
@TN-gr1xh Жыл бұрын
I insist that all my Aztec and proto-Mexican names be pronounced in Spanish.
@doctordef3242 жыл бұрын
The Spanish stabbed montezuma in the back after the people threw rocks at them.... Tell the TRUTH..
@tomassmith15192 жыл бұрын
Just a theory
@doctordef3242 жыл бұрын
@@tomassmith1519 What's a theory? The rock throwing or stabbing in the back?🤔
@tomassmith15192 жыл бұрын
@@doctordef324 both. Most historians say he died just because of the rocks. Others say othrr things
@doctordef3242 жыл бұрын
@@tomassmith1519 nope, the Spain conquistadors stabbed him in the back. He fell to his death...
@tomassmith15192 жыл бұрын
@@doctordef324 that's a posibility
@kando12235 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watching this for their history test? :D
@yesid176 жыл бұрын
fantastic video as always!! only criticism, the 'x' sounds like the english 'sh' sound, so Mexico in Nahuatl sounds like "may-shee-co" and Tlaxcala sounds like "tlash-ca-la" otherwise loved the video, keep up the great work!!
@huseyinemreeken30245 ай бұрын
That's because she is Mexican...
@2nd09er6 жыл бұрын
What's erratumba?
@laxus7764 Жыл бұрын
It's sad to see a man like corez, he killed people in sleep and burned villages, what a coward.
@kev84164 жыл бұрын
Hi Mr. Simons global class
@imborahey75686 жыл бұрын
Finally got a better mic I hear, how strange your voice sounds
@Vitalis946 жыл бұрын
I know that it's correct Spanish pronounciation and all, but every time she says Mehico it irritates me somehow. :P Anyway, wouldn't Meshiko/Meshika be a better pronounciation, given that it's how Aztecs would say it?
@goodaimshield11155 жыл бұрын
Not all mexicans are aztecs. Most are not. Or should I say, none is, since it would be mexica, not aztec.
@gannielukks1811 Жыл бұрын
Mexicans are mexicans, aztec empire doesn't exist anymore. Is like complaining about italians not speaking latin.
@Vitalis94 Жыл бұрын
@@gannielukks1811 Dude, you’re 4 years too late.
@gannielukks1811 Жыл бұрын
@@Vitalis94 Knowledge is never enough
@Vitalis94 Жыл бұрын
@@gannielukks1811 You didn’t bring any knowledge here, you’re just complaining about my complaining, really helpful, yeah.
@8265 Жыл бұрын
Why did Cortés disobeys Velasquez?
@Artaxian_Debacle Жыл бұрын
God Bless the Spaniards
@la1873576 жыл бұрын
Its pronounced Tlashcala, the x makes a shhh sound. Jesus, people always be doing history videos about this, but can never even get a mere pronunciation correct.
@NEKROZADKIEL2 жыл бұрын
It's no sh sound
@shekinahpersaud20252 жыл бұрын
To my friends tht watching this cuz of a teacher 😌✌️❤️
@marcusporciuscato64043 жыл бұрын
Based.
@calebc3656 жыл бұрын
Nice voice changer
@pengxv2 жыл бұрын
ist accually 5 mins
@henrysaka64026 жыл бұрын
Show
@suchandrasen13173 жыл бұрын
Wasnt La Malinche an Aztec woman? And didnt Cortez meet her after landing in Vera Cruz?
@haterboy198883 жыл бұрын
She was from a nahuan city-state (related to aztecs but different),but as a child her mother sold her to a mayan city-state ,cortes meet her in tabasco (crossroads of mayan and aztecs cultures)so she spoke both mayan and nahuatl
@laxus7764 Жыл бұрын
What is mehico?
@jinglebells33236 жыл бұрын
Hmm the word war crime comes to mind
@Yehshlynn Жыл бұрын
It's not war crimes if u win.
@jacquesfrancois42756 жыл бұрын
These new male birth control pills have been hitting Jabzy hard
@brendalizetvillarrealorope65494 жыл бұрын
They are almost 5 minutes not 3 ..
@adventurebonnie4808 Жыл бұрын
So........this is how I was born....
@munchymunchbob4 жыл бұрын
VSC GANG???
@regiltube79322 жыл бұрын
2:21 Deutschland FLAG?
@dagruneson83086 жыл бұрын
Is the "Mejico"-pronunciation of Mexico Spanish or Nahuatl?
@B1g5t1nk3 ай бұрын
mecksico
@alejandro83422 жыл бұрын
De hecho, tardaron un poco más de tres minutos.
@spammergenerico56792 жыл бұрын
Nmms :v
@shannonballspen1s482 Жыл бұрын
Its my money amd I want it now!!!
@johncramer38275 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven’t read the diary of Bernal Diaz.
@xiocuore21612 жыл бұрын
wtf no is only 3 minutes are 4 MINUTES >:v
@max__pain6 жыл бұрын
Three Minute History... 4:55
@alanschwartz70736 жыл бұрын
Return normal narrator
@gonzalerilikebread34634 жыл бұрын
oof
@MohammedRKtaha2 жыл бұрын
It is what it is, the Spanish were also conquered by muslims for 700 years just before they went to America (fact)
@gannielukks1811 Жыл бұрын
And then, Reconquista
@Mel_luvv Жыл бұрын
Spain is such a pitiful place 😔 I pray for their souls 🙏🏽
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold46 жыл бұрын
Oh man.. I thought jabzy turned into a girl.. but this is good