god-tier sarcasm

That thing I couldn't tell she was doing cuz she's IN THE AUDIENCE... AND SUCH... PART OF THE AUDIENCE...

Lmfao

I felt the same way, out of all the people in the crowd I noticed only her, the anticipation was killing me. I wonder what the people who were actually there were thinking

I found it funny how the player was button bashing while she was telling her story

Rmiles AMAZING

Translation: I would really prefer if you would be quiet

When?

*bites lip in frustration*

Can you st- HYUUUH HYEH HYUH

1 Corinthians 15 kJV ✝️🩸 1-4 Jesus Christ saves! Romans 5 kJV 9 Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.

I CANT HONESTLY BELIEVE THOS IS A REAL THING Have so much secondhand embarrassing for this losers

young michael cera in that room would be perfect

Autism is a prerequisite for good speed running

​@@AlexanderBrown77Let's not do that here.

▪️ FR ⬛

That would be a bigger crossover than the avengers

I was half expecting something.

I need an edited version with that, please

​@@kenshinhimura6280Just edit it yourself. Its not that hard

I couldn't make out what she was saying. Her grandma was sick or she herself was sick? (not that a speedrun is the appropriate place to share that lol)

*Can you stop?*

Ludwing Lac I thought she said can I talk

@@genericandre9159 *Starts crying* I have cancer.

Don't think that happened lol

"no we haven't noticed because everyone is here to watch the runs. But thanks for your desperate attempt to grab the attention of unknown people".

I get it though, clearly it’s something she cares about. But man is that the worst time to bring that up

Can you stop?

Shed fit more in a retirement home with all that knitting

"Can you stop? I'm trying to talk about something no one here cares about, and you're over here doing a speedrun that took you months of preparation and that thousands of people are watching live."

what a waste of your grandmother's final strands of blue yarn

I just don’t really understand how she thought people were going to react.

I'm still baffled as to why she would think anyone at an event like this would care about her problems. Doesn't she have family, friends or a boyfriend she can confide in?

@@FunboyMacphallush she's a feminist

@@FunboyMacphallush because this was an event to fundraise for cancer research

A shining ray of social awareness in a room devoid of any

@@ftb282 If you was sat next to her, what would you have said? lol Would it be someone nearest her to say something? Or the speedrunner to stop what he's doing? It just makes sense it should be the announcer who speaks for the event itself. Not some random person in the audience. lol

@@ftb282 I got your reply. "I didn't mention anything about the audience needing to do anything at all im impressed you squeezed that much out of my comment" What part of "in a room devoid of any" isn't attacking the whole audience?

There's another way to break the silence... and I'd have preferred it. Trauma unloading to a room of strangers gathered to watch something is incredibly gauche.

​@@AG-ld6rv I would really prefer if you would tell us this other way you would really prefer, otherwise i would really prefer if you would be quiet. But no, the op is correct. The anouncer calling for an applause was the best way to handle it, because everyone can acknowledge it appropriately and not just ignore it awkwardly. If one random person started clapping by themselves they could make it even more awkward. Like when someone donated for an already defeated Chibi to do jumping jacks (awkward) and just one guy "woos" and claps (awwkwaard), and then even the runner gives him a "great job, guy i don't know". (awwwwkwaaaaard) lol

Granted the event supports the fight of cancer, unfortunately she didn't take an appropriate approach with her story. she should have asked the person announcing the donations or ask someone on the couch with the runner if she can say what she feels the need to say that way it would have been respectful to the other people watching and to the runner himself.

TheLonelyGoomba, only 5 likes? Da fuk?

@@papaq3810 the event was in support of cancer, liie the guy above ya said. So it wasn't ENTIRELY out of left field.

Lmao

The absolute worst part was when she asked him if he could stop playing so she could tell her story. I can't even fathom why she thought that was something appropriate to say.

I feel so bad for the speed runner. Must have been so freaking annoying and awkward

Dude looked like he wanted to punch her

I would want to punch here, Literally someone should have said. There's a time and place for everything but not now.

Rob-the legend Gronkowski no you wouldn't

THAT FUCKIN RUNNER JUST STICKING THROUGH IT LIKE A TROOPER THO

Best comment

But yes you are correct

Mustache guy made it awkward tbh. The way he said it came off wrong. He should have just said 'Sorry man, its hard to focus on the run with people talking' or something like that. The way he said it made it super obvious he didnt like him and the tension just builds in dead silence.

@@goofball1_134 I am all in for making stupid people feel awkward about their stupidity

@@goofball1_134 I mean, we shouldnt be hard on *him* of all people here. Guy has to be focused for an hour straight while someone he clearly doesnt like yappers in his ear the whole time, its understandable hes annoyed xD

LOL best way to defuse any public meltdown? lol rather than: Donation guy: sooo this is awkward. Karen is having a meltdown, I'm just the MC, and ubergeek without social skills is pretending he's in his mancave.

But yes, you are correct.

She started speaking so fast lmao

i don't understand why they used to bring these "expert speedrunners" for a stream if they were going to try and break a record or something. when they usually do that at home alone and quiet. if you're on a stream for a fundraiser then your time doesn't matter, you put your skills on display but also can be a fun and chill time

average redditor

They’re like Pinky and the Brain! Or Ren and Stimpy?

I actually didn’t think green hoodie dude was that unbearable the other dude just wasn’t giving w it which is totally understandable w the setting but I think it makes for great comedy.

​@@ViKODiN_ yah he isnt that bad! He could be a little annoying but i think green hoodie is just trying to make friends . All he did was take shit and keep trying however he could think of and the nustache guy was being a piece of shit to him and i know for damn sure mustache has been on the receiving end of being shit on just by how he looks and acts . Just no reason to treat someone that badly who hasnt had any bad intent towards you right?

Would love to see an adult film with these 2

@@nuclear1392 Worth noting that green hoodie guy was Chibi, a speedrunner for Paper Mario who just invited himself onto the couch without them knowing him. He was also outed for cheating his speedrun and using hacks.

I would really prefer if you would be quiet... but yes, you are correct though.

💀

Feel sorry for the speedruner. He had to sit there carrying on whilst feeling like a pure knob for ignoring her through that story.

I've actually experienced something similar in real life. I was at a funeral and we had the opportunity to stand up and speak about memories of the deceased. This one lady stood up and started talking about her son who had died. I thought to myself, "Lady, this isn't the time or place to talk about that".

It's almost like you don't act rational when grieving or afraid, who knew

@@geedee1264 grieving is not an excuse to just do whatever you want with no judgement, we’ve all had to grieve before.

@@ChosenPlaysYT A reason is not synonymous with justification ,nor an excuse, yeah my dad died ten years ago, my reaction was strange, others reacted with anger and confusion, family fights and fall outs the whole shebang, no I wouldn't have went to a speed run with a dork dressed as Zelda to tell a story but that was me, others acted in ways that make crying over cancer at a speed run seem normal, I think it more exposes how sheltered the nerds are

@@geedee1264 So we agree it dumb of her do this, not sure what you’re arguing then lol… I never said it should be illegal or she’s some terrible person. I said it was insanely cringe.

how else am I gonna get attention???

+Captain Obvious timestamp?

Amorak I love how while she's telling the story the guy playing is like, "Oh for fucks sake." and when everyone claps he's so reluctant. 10/10

stonetemplepilot420 That is precisely it too!

You assume I haven't already.

Ok

@@jay-cg5up ok

Best comment

He has such a way with words.

Fucking dead. This comment wins.

Lol. First time watching speedrunners?

She has competition with the chibi dude though. Who seems kind of... idk how to say this without being offensive, but autistic. Not as an insult, I have just seen some autistic people that act kind of like that.

I did Computer Science at a local college when I left school, trust me, they walk among us.

She is likely on the spectrum

Lower functioning autism most likely. I know an autistic person who behaves almost in the exact same way.

I agree

They were vibin'

Yeah I loved that honestly

@@randomchannel1566 not everyone has the pipes to sing as high as the original

Uh. No.

So people could see her.

Who invited her?

I agree with you but why precise "she's a woman" ?

Greeneyes666666 nothing really. I just added that to define the person i was talking about instead of just being vague.

GUADALUPE MOSQUEDA Sorry, my comment was actually addressed to theinfamouswalnut, I should have precised

It's not uncommon though, I can't think of many old people I've known that died of anything but cancer

Someone liked this comment at the same exact time as me

@@charlie_mario6292 thats crazy

He should have said that's too fucking slow!

​@@paulthoresen8241 most of my family dies to diabetes, heart failure, tumors

So he was doomed from the start

Yeah I was waiting for the cringe and when it ended I was like: 😐 alright

The cringe is, that all of these guys are dressed up like anime girls and sing a song together.

@@capitaldcolon1795 huh?

@@capitaldcolon1795 na, thats not the cringe. The cringe is how it ssng and how they performed.

@@capitaldcolon1795 yeah. Fucking Losers

that sweet sweet feeling of unbearable cringe what we all came here for

"can you stop!" lol wtf does she mean

thank for my word of the day

This is all nerds are good for

It invokes childhood memories

Tunic Guy 😂 that sounds like one of those generic Link Halloween costumes

Fuck sake could you get any duller

​@@DurkMcGerktimestamp pls

@@user-db4ls4hg7x oh I see Thanks

​@@DubiousDepthsRadio,

Jared Hoeft lmao damn i laughed so hard

i heard that and air horns went off and i just saw him go thug life

But yes, you are correct.

Tomba OST intensifies

Jared Hoeft I genuinely believe the silence afterward was the hardest I've ever cringed at a video.

Lol after that they wouldn't have cared if she was dying of cancer at that moment!

It's her fault for trying to steal the spotlight at a pretty idiotic time and than make everyone feel bad like that. Should've waited or asked before hand. Stupid idiot girl.

It's not like they could've done something about it if they stopped the speedrun

why the fuck she think this is a therapy group

Well that when south real quick

I'll bet it just fuckin exploded during that

Dressing like the way they do is so fucking weird I don't care if it's for a game they look ridiculous

CelticWolf we dont care~

Never use "we" as a person, you speak only for yourself.

Urf Stfu dude, Im tired of trolls

Fr

No

Nah it's cringe bro

It's cringe, a negro dressed as bridget? Really?

yeah honestly that one isnt even bad, its just homies hyping up homies. all love right there

Sosig KS Girl: My family has a long history of dying from cancer- Me: “not long enough, clearly”

based af

@@Arcane_Digital BASED

Also funny how she says "my family has long history of DYING from cancer" and then she proceeds talking about her grandma. Like seriously, old people are obviously prone to cancer thats nothing family related nor special. 2 of my 4 grandparents had cancer after the age of 80, thats completly normal. I would have understood if she said her mother died EARLY because of cancer.

Its just cringe like are they looking for attention or want people to feel bad for them

I'm sure caveman would rather die, than sit with chibi another moment longer.

with that fucking dialogue song in the background

Yes I would rather die

That speed run was actually written by Ricky Gervais

Best duo partner in the century

I agree thats the exact same thing i was thinking

Dude I dont even think he was saying anything she was just asking him to like, stop playing! Cause you hear link doing rolls and hitting his sword against the wall and she's like "umm can you stop that?" And everyone looks at her like wtf

Shes the hero in her story. Nobody else matters

@@user-ek6mz5tf3s somebunny just touched a widdle nerve in your brain, didnt they, Princess?

@@vfxninja5503 oh was that a bunny? You sure pal?

Lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like no one ever points this out but i frickin DREAD what it would smell like in that room

Apparently she was saying it to somebody who was talking over her, not to the speedrunner. Still awkward af though

美丹瑠衣 I don’t believe that, she said stop right when link started grunting

I am quoting what the speedrunner himself said on reddit, you can find it with google

The thing is that she has also cancer and was already dying from it

@@RicoLee27 So? I have a heart defect and could die anytime. Do i go around asking for people to listen to my sob story and give me sympathy or donations or whatever? I prefer living my life to the fullest and do what i want with my life, with whatever time i have left instead of feeling sorry for myself. I have also planned how im going to die. The moment my heart is giving up, i will smoke tonnes of weed and Heroin and exit this World like a King!

​​@@ShadowMoon878ironically you kinda just did, you just posted it online for millions to see, by responding to a random stranger, telling them something very personal about yourself 😂 no one was even asking, but you still forced your sob story on us about how youll go out with a bang taking drugs, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@ShadowMoon878 Exactly. She's just a just narcissistic attention drama knitter with the standard Plan B: manipulation through crying.

What a conceited bitch.

"Can you stop?" Translation:shut up and listen to me

it was an event to raise money towards helping people with cancer, she was probably just misinformed on what kind of event it was or how it worked exactly. still cringe though

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've been knitting the entire time

aww, now I feel bad for her. she shows up for what she believes is a cancer support event and everyone is fucking off playing videogames.

Churrmander He didn't even react at all.

Are you kidding me? the subtle body language shows differently. He didn't know HOW to react.

joetri10 Agreed. He looked so uncomfortable. He basically had no choice but to sit through this girl's breakdown while still keeping full focus on his run.

The funny thing is, *thats how link acts*

MrSonic290 he is Link

It was cringe

that was fucking CRINGE

not only was it cringe, it had several additional layers of cringe attached to it (firstly playing let alone speedrunning Sonic R of all games, secondly those godawful costumes, and thirdly the singing which probably distracts the runner at that).

It was cringe

No it definitely was cringy💀

taylor norris Nicely done Prof. Douchebag

I would really prefer if you stopped talking. But yes you are correct.

The jumping jacks were the best part but that is definitely the best one out of all of these.

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet. But yes you are correct.

To be honest the last one is by far the most uncomfortable. It's like ughhhhhhhh the whole time...Ugh my god...

Walter White those jumping jacks tho....

+Jerry Smith And the green hoodie dumbass (chiba or whatever) came to the couch uninvited too and didn't belong there during the run.

This comment deserved so many more likes💀🤣

Dude lost nearly 10 critical seconds on his speed run just to clap for her. Doesn’t she know that every millisecond counts in these? Does she think they stop the timer if he pauses or something?

@@cheesesteakphilly It's a charity marathon, not Break The Record Live, ffs.

😂😂😂

Someone donating asks knitting girl to do jumping jacks

They're all streams to help cancer research. It's AGDQ, and yes, it gave me anal cancer.

Oral cancer.

really? i ended up with eyeball cancer

Eye becum braynded

Hahahaha

But every man in there is wearing his absolute best favorite shirt :(

The balls on that man to do that

What a manchild. It’s hilarious when people do stupid shit knowing full well they’re being recorded then get mad when they’re teased about it.

Such a grandiose loser.

What’s his name on stream? I want to repeat the cycle.

​@@jo-lethal2792 he goes by Chibi. He's pretty infamous so I'm sure you could find his stream pretty easily with just his name.

That was hilarious

@Kyle Wilhelmsen The thing is, I found the runner cringier than the kid. I mean dude was just having some fun and enjoying the game, Moustache dude was just an utter jerk throughout. Especially ridiculing him for doing jumping jacks for a charity donation. In my eyes the green hoody'd guy was a hero. Moustache PJ pants was the one that made me cringe.

@@Readyplayerclay Well he was probably bullied in high school

I think the speedrunner was trying to tell him to stop talking, and in his head "I'd really prefer if you would be quiet" sounded nice in his head, but when he said it he sounded sort of mean. Then he felt bad and was like ".. but yes, you are correct." To make it sound like he isnt mad and was interested in what green hoodie boy was saying. In any case, it was funny as hell.

talks like Eugene from the walking dead

And obviously it's very sad her grandma died, but going to a speedrun and asking him to stop is just stupid

I don't know, one guy was singing a major third above the other for most of the song, creating a weird kind of harmony.

+The Hylian Gamer +The Hylian Gamer i think she said "can you stop" to the green haired guy on the couch rather than the runner. He said something right before she said it.

The Hylian Gamer it wasn't so bad, it would have been way worse if only one of them was singing in tune and the others were just super outshined

The Hylian Gamer you must be fun at karaoke parties

Professional Pity Seeker otherwise known as PPS or peepee ass

@@LumberArbiter heh peepee ass makes me giggle

Dani-Bear -Kun wtf lol

Right? Literally everyone has had a family member die

I think personally she's (knitter)probably a good person and all, but she never learned the basics of social behavior and humility in public situations, like how you'd imagine your favorite person would treat other people and groups on their most gracious day.

Travingel why couldn't he talk? he was just trying to lighten up the mood..

dad what tf u doin ere

I felt sorry for the guy. He just tried to be nice. Too bad he couldn't take a hint at the beginning.

Travingel top 10 anime betrayals

All of that joy and optimism, gone within a microsecond

i'd be mad too

imagine trying to concentrate on something and some attention seeking bitch opens her mouth

@@txm2477 don't they all though...dont they all.

He is just in character

He isn’t mad, I think he’s either concentrating or he said on a reddit post that he was freezing up because he didn’t know how to diffuse the situation

hero

As he should be that woman was annoying.

I shouldn't be laughing but that always has me weak as fuck.

loss* i know sorry bad engrish

Küala Music ups misspelled

Stupid girl

Yeah she wasn't the brightest

huh?

Sondrago But h3 could pause the game because ite zelda

Dank Memes 1.You're way late to respond to this comment 2.its a speed run, of course he can't pause. Even if he could pause, the person behind the clock would also have to pause when he would pause. Meaning, if they weren't synced up to pause at the same time the run is done for.

​@@Albodeedo you still believe that the game speedrun could be paused?

@@natersumkatanuar7631 i dont remember any of this i think i was making a bad joke

@@Albodee Alright then.

Yeah when I saw that I was like what the hell? She expect the speed runner, the person whom people are tuned into see, to stop speed running (the thing people are there to see) so she could draw attention to herself.

So glad she stopped showing up at the gdqs.

+UmbraKnight Holy fuck dude...

Wolf CRO What? She tried to derail the speedrun. I'm glad she's doing better, don't get me wrong. But when the focus is on someone doing something don't fuckin' try to derail things. All I'm sayin'.

+UmbraKnight well she has 50% chance to come on the next AGDQ LMAO

It was for charity, to be fair.

@@thatrandomguy12123 yeag but wait until he's finished talking thats just rude.

@@moonie1825 fun fact, he goes for the jumping jacks before he starts talking lol

That kid was was just trying really hard to be accepted. When the runner said “Good job, guy I don’t know” that’s pretty funny 😂😂

Those were the worst jumping jacks I've ever seen like my god man

lmaoo

to be fair, being asked to do jumping jacks out of the blue like that would be awkward...

The Freeman Initiative it would make it a lot less awkward if he didn't flail around for 15 seconds calling it jumping jacks

They were worth every cent!

Ja Ja probably limited space because of cables or something

Charging Up Games & Media Yup the singing was icing on the cake😂

Guys were wearing anime girl costumes tf u mean?

I didn't feel like the singing was that cringe.. the way they are dressed is far more cringey.

I swear to God those mfker are the disgrace to the Touhou fandom

@@perhapsmoose u know that thing when you do stuff for fun? Its kinda awesome u should try it and not take urself too serious

HAHAHAHAHA that just made it 10x funnier to me XD

Crispy DEAD

actually sounds like a higher pitched version of the sound mario makes when he falls into lava

Crispy you made my day LMAO

you just made my 2016

DracoKi Lel when she said "can you stop?" to the speedrunner... like wth.

he was barely containing his rage

DracoKid She should have left the room.

so is she dead yet?

the guy playing is like "wtf, is this really happening right now."

Well, we can't all stop someone from sticking their balls in a microwave, if you catch my drift. It's kind of up to you how you do as far as being healthy. The donations go to cancer "research", and we all just have to hope we didn't stick hundreds of thousands/millions of dollars down the drain by standing idly by while some kid in overalls with duct tape over his glasses makes more progress than entire facilities in an accident involving a toaster strudel and his pet rat, Jimmy.

That one hurt

Ouch

This cringe is giving me cancer

@@AyEmEl Do I recognize a student of Internet Comment Etiquette here?

So funny..............not

@@derek4177 funny

@@derek4177 it’s pretty hilarious given the circumstances, get the stick out of your ass

@@derek4177 ratio

@@derek4177 Its is funny As a protip you should never do this, 1 its rude and 2 its obvious that person wanted attention and a self pity party