Well, now that this video is finished, it's time to go for a 4 hour run! Then a 3... then a 2... and maybe eventually, figure out how to get a 1 hour speedrun on hardcore for RLCraft. This is gonna be interesting and I can't wait to see how this unfolds. You gonna be there with me? This video was edited down from a livestream I did over on my twitch channel. If you wanna catch more speedruns, definitely follow me for future streams! Twitch: www.twitch.tv/daddyunion Also, my Discord and Twitter will be linked below. Don't tell my mom I curse on twitter please dear god. Discord: discord.gg/e8sruEU Twitter: twitter.com/TheUnionHub

Now do it in an hour.

This was so weirdly entertaining that I had to comment and say it, I don't even play Minecraft but I still watched an hour of a guy talking about his balls

"Do you have foreskin?" "No I got hungry" I've never liked a video so fast in my life

This guys voice is like if fundy and swaggersouls combined

I love how what's basically Satan did less damage than a tree falling on you.

50:02 They all turn to him when he bangs the table.

Probably the most genuine commentator that's on YT rn. He doesn't even have to _try_ to be funny, he just is. The only "let's play" youtuber I've genuinely liked watching since Tobygames, and I think I've been through most of the popular ones. Super good content. I even play his shit in the background while *I* play Minecraft and can't even concentrate on the game cause his videos are *that* good.

I know why this is so much more interesting than other Rlcraft videos Cuz most Rlcraft videos are just like: OH MY GOD GUYS WHAT IS THAT THING?! And Union is just like: Oh hey look a Hipponimousjhien I should kill it

My favorite bit of dialog is Audience: "You got foreskin?" Union: "Nah i got hungry"

He sounds like a mix between swaggersouls, fitmc, and Schlatt.

13:12 L i q u i d L e a n 19:04 best moment honestly

This man's so freaking immortal that even after killing Satan, a weird cyborg spider, and another demon, plus a dragon he decides to go suicide and can't die even after he dropped a fking tree on his head... I... Jesus fucking christ man

union out of context is going to be so bad

LMFAOOOOO 3:22

"Do you have foreskin?" "No, I was hungry" This is one of the few MC youtubers who are not only not child friendly, but genuinely has jokes.

3 years later and this is still the best MC video i think ive ever seen

Union made more progress in 8 hours than Forge did in 26 episodes

This video is: 10% swearing 30% speedruning 60% balls After a month I realized that my math is wrong, these calculations should be more accurate: 0.1% swearing 10.9% speedrunning 80% balls I am smol brain

18:52 "i can do a lot of weird sounds watch this" lmao

"My balls are fat, but there's a dragon" This is a perfect bard quote

“Do I have foreskin? Nah, I got hungry.” Damn bro, didn’t realize how versatile foreskin was.

Union: *defeats multiple mini bosses with ease* Sugarcane: “think again”

13:41 Chat: Do you have f o r e s k i n? Union: Nah I got HUNGRY Why was this beyond funny to me?

Union took: 2 LSDs, 1 shot of vodka, and 0.5grams of meth

Honestly not gonna lie this guy kinda sounds like union. Like damn.

18:50 "I can do a lot of weird sounds watch this-" *dying mouse noise*

Hey man really enjoyed the run was really impressive! Currently at page 19 of my statistics manifesto on why this run was impossible Ill get back to you soon

This is actually my all time favorite KZfaq video. I actually love Unions humor so much, it'll randomly get recommended to me from time to time and it's always great to revisit.

"RLCraft " Union : I'm not scared of anything , but that thing "Sugar cane " It scares me

7:22 “Let’s put all our levels in agility” Puts one level in agility

Dude, good fucking job at editing and being entertaining, I didn’t even know it was 55 minutes until the video finished, it felt like 20-30 minutes at best, you took 8 hours of Footage and turned it into 55 minutes of enjoyable content, kudos to you man.

I love coming back every year or so to watch this video, his comedy and inflection is everything i want out of a Minecraft video

Fifty-five minutes of straight cooming

He's a litteral god but he can't do simple tasks like pulling out some crops.

Three years later but I wanted to say that it was one of the most entertaining mc video I've seen. I didnt even see that I was watching it for an hour

“And there’s chickens?! My balls are fat... but there’s a dragon!” Favorite part of the video.

how many balls jokes did you edit out because theres still alot lmao

"hardcore rlcraft is impossible" union: "observe"

This man has the most rewatchable videos ever. This is like my 6th time seeing this video and is still just as entertaining

21:16 I watched this video when it came out, have re-watched it since then and, for some goddamn fucking reason, this is the bit I remember.

*PAPA HAS RETURN WITH MILK...*

True gods don't believe in sex, "Love is cringe" -Technoblade "Sex is cringe" - Union

This was an incredibly entertaining experience, you have great jokes that I really enjoyed and I loved every second of it!

30:05 “I used to rule the world. Chunks would load when I gave the word.”

Finally, a person who doesn't treat his fans like a 9-year-old christians

Slaying ancient eldritch elder beings with ease, becoming a god and then dying to a tree

I’ve returned once again for my first tri-yearly viewing of this video

I’m so glad this ended up in my recommendations. Cos Union is hella funny and energetic

this is the only 30 minutes+ im down to watch

The best part about this is the v2.9 update I have planned is going to obliterate your speedrun strat here lol, loot is going to blow up along with the battle towers collapsing (it already does this in the hardcore config I released, would love to see you or someone speedrun that), plus locks on some of the chests should make things interesting as well.

I just binge-watched your RLCRAFT series and I have no regrets.

I've just started playing RLCraft because of you, and half of the stuff in this video I have never seen. Like kingdoms, and the big tower thing with all the bosses. It's insane to me

Union: *is extremely overpowered strong also Union: *can't pull a carrot out of dirt

25:18 Five stages of grief: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

How come i find myself rewatching this all the time? This is just too good

I just randomly got recommended this video and I loved every moment of it. Awesome content. 👌

This guy sounds like a mix between JFJ and swaggersouls and I'm all for it

Dream:beats normal minecraft Union:hold my beer

“And there’s chickens?! My ball are fat.” “BUT THERE’S A DRAGON!!!!!”

0:14 lmao funniest shit i've seen

oh lawd he's a gamer

no funny carrot moment disliked

Protip: To defeat Rahovart, Swing at it until dies

First video ive watched of you This is so fun to watch

Union: "Who are you?" Dream: "I'm here to talk to you about the Minecraft Speedrun Initiative..." Okay this was a joke I don't know why there's a fucking war going on in the reply section

Dude i saw your rlcraft playlist because i was bored one night and I immediately knew you were one of my favorite youtubers because i watched the entire playlist back to back every episode.and you also remind me of zyllama in a way you both are mad chill

46:06 is one of my favourite moments so far.

I love your sense of comedy, voice and what you do I cant wait to watch the rest of your content and though it may not be much I bestow you a sub

Bro same, sex is just so cringe

5:50 “nice let’s get this out onto a tray” Union is a truly cultured person.

You just earnt yourself a new subscriber with that proper way to craft an axe and commentary.

You did it bro! That was absolutely amazing! :D Didn't think it was possible, but now I think you can even beat that time.

34:20 you forgot to take the ender dragons eggs to make the shield of honor, wich give you permanently resistance 1 and completly negate any damages you take every 4 hit

Ultimate life form: Does half a heart of damage Some randon tree: *Ultimate death*

The stevie1989mreinfo reference with the “nice. Now let’s gets this out onto a tray” was nutty

HOLY SHIT UNION!!! bro i loved this guys rl craft playthrough.

So none is gonna mention the first major boss he beat: the carrot?

i can’t be the only one that can’t stop hearing swaggersouls when he talks. i’m convinced this channel is swaggers side project that he hasnt told anyone about

Can't wait for the next speedrun! Surely, it's soon!

You're the only one I've seen to make rl craft videos that are interesting AND funny

This guy sounds like fit mc and fundy mixed together...

You’re the only KZfaqr who can hold my attention for an hour straight, great job man

I barely found your channel thru the RLCraft. Bro you remind of Minecraft KZfaqrs from back in da day 😂😂. You definitely got my sub hope you can start posting more vids soon

Funniest man I've seen in a while, keep up the grind bro 🤜

4:43 everyone else: nuts to phub vids union: nuts to Minecraft houses and libraries

Union sounds like he snorted more than the recommended amount of coccain during this stream. XD

5 minutes in and i decided to subscribe. when me and my friends play minecraft this is literally our humor, our humor goes to this. i felt a little connection lol

Ok this is the first 1 hour video I watched full this was entertaining

This is what Fundy would sound like if he’s was American lol

Union: Speedrun Hardcore RLCraft Dream: *Sweats profusely*

Ok i love the cuts my guy, subbed.

I have lost track of how many times I’ve watched this, but I’m so glad you moved on from RLCraft. Your content is phenomenal, keep doing what *you* want to do.

Had to tell shawty I’ll be back in an hour

And look at how far we've come in just five months. Sub 30 speedruns (to the dragon at least) and finding new game changing strats on the reg. Love you union, never change.

my first video watching this guy and i already love his content and humor

Union: Sex is cringe. Also Union: Im just trying to get laid!

"There's Pokimane emotes, I've lost all hope" LMFAO

One of the funniest minecraft youtubers, subbed.

Been in my watch later playlist for 3 years. Finally watched it