CK3?🥺🙏

Shill.

W shilling.

Folk in the comment section have no idea what „shill” even means, it's just a buzzword for them.

@@froozigiusz Shill.

It's like the NYC-Dublin one

It's a tunnel bro

The Kuwait-Cairo tunnel 2.0

Hi

Some bored ass Djinni out in the middle of the Sinai desert, cackling as he teleports 30,000 British men to Cuba for the second time in a row.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I mean, he got paid, we got to laugh at game and them playing it, ita win-win!

Another paradox fumble

I think they're just legally obligated to say that, lol. Yea, a showcase of a nice bug free DLC this was not. Between the same issues existing (army teleport?) and some pretty OP tech locked behind DLC I'm going to wait for this one to go on sale. It's way too much money for what it is.

HOI4 at launch was somehow less clunky than VIC3 (been playing HOI4 from launch)

Which feature?

@@Bokoen1 Pretty sure he means Spheres of Influence

I presume sphere of influence but this has way more flavors than Vicky 2s spheres it seems

@@Bokoen1 he's talking about private investment probably

@@Bokoen1also investing in other nations eco for specific buildings so you didn’t have to conquer or have a player on it

More like virginity lmao

​@@bigbubble4282 no

delicious kidneys.

The Swigma grindset is real

they dug the portal to cuba that was hidden in there

I mean it basically represents brain drain to the imperial core, which is a real thing.

3 1/2 kingdoms because the Republic of China showed up like half a century early. Sun Yat Sen was busy in this timeline I see.

Romance of the Three Heavenly Kingdoms

Too true

And through peaceful protest!

The worst outcome

And then the British Empire attacked...

I think it is based on the laws the country they were released from had, which is pretty strange

@@Krom1212 So if nazi Germany annexes Belgium and you, as democratic France, beat them and release it from them, you'll have a fascist Belgium?

See Afghanistan and Iraq for examples of what trying to micromanage a foreign country's laws results in. In reality, countries like Britain had a very minimal ability to alter laws and had to consider the clashing cultural and societal views if they didn't want to have a permanent military occupation.

@@laurie1183 See post-WW2 Germany, Japan and Poland for examples of what succeeding to "micromanage" a foreign country's laws results in. Also, this game doesn't reflect what you wrote either

​@@laurie1183 Maybe not everything, so maybe when releasing nations we should be able to set priority order for laws to match ours, first is guaranteed, but then each is a decreasing chance (most commonly 2 or 3, maybe a tech or something to increase odds)

War is garbage in this game 😤

My heccin micro!!! My heccin reddit chungus micro!!!!!!

​@@dr.vikyll7466The fucking video shows how paradox's mongoloid programming made an otherwise normal naval invasion into a dysfunctional, infuriating and completely unimmersive mess.

Warfare is fine, aside from a few glitches. Go back to your HoI4 and EU4 if you want to feel good about beating up dork AI with manual units, and stop trying to turn everything into your usual wargaming garbage.

@@Priyo866 Ah, I see. A military unit performing a naval invasion, then being arbitrarily assigned to defend only one side of their beachhead, allowing the enemy to simply walk in from the other side and naturally teleport the invaders to the other side of the planet is a minor glitch, I see. Very reasonable.

ethnic musical chairs is basically the while video, one tiny war and numbers getting bigger. yawn!

@@Bronimin Hard to get fun wars going pre release as I can't get a full lobby going + mods don't work. Same thing for hoi4 sponsored videos really.

Just because a game doesn't make for good viewing content doesn't mean the game isn't fun to play.

@@LaFonteCheViwhile true, vic3 also isnt fun to play.

@@LaFonteCheVi The video is fun, as Bo videos almost always are. It does make for a good viewing expeirence and a fuckawful playing experience, what with the game being intolerable and iredeemable shite.

Honestly it's the community and modders that are still keeping me engaged with this title.

Barely any historical flavor events, units teleport from sinai to jamaica. Lovely!

Underdeveloped yes, buggy not particularly. And let’s not pretend Victoria 2 was the pinnacle of stability and balance, it was 1000x more buggy and broken. There’s some valid criticisms to make but this ain’t it Chief

I think Base Victoria 3 was actually quite good. The only real room to complain was the lack of control when it comes to war fronts. What really bothers me ia the lack of good DLC. This one is...fine, a couple changes to Bloc control would be great but overall ok, the DLC that came before it were probably the worst DLC out of any Paradox game

​​@@FrostReaveIt was blant and frankly somewhat frustrating. Even now it's personally impossible to be enjoyed without a fk ton of flavour and QoL mods. But if you liked it than good for you, it's just that I wasn't able to have similar experience.

Man all they had to do was make Victoria 2 on a new engine and call it a day yet all we got EU4 at home.

​@@dragonace119 Just play Vic2 if you want to play Vic2. How dare they want to make a new game(!)

@@antorseax9492 A new clunky game(!)

@@antorseax9492 The thing is that vic2 is running on a potato version of clausewitz that desyncs if you look at it ugly, combined with many lacking QoL stuff and weird economy issues (farmers hoarding the entire world's cash reserve). Really, their one mistake with Vic3 was the dumbass warfare system. It created so many problems for no reason at all, and while the rest of the game can be quite solid, it creates unnecessary frustration and all warfare updates have been slowly giving agency back to the player. I would not be surprised if in 3 years time we had full movement control back.

@@antorseax9492 The thing is all of the "best" parts of Victoria 3 are heavily watered down from Victoria 2 and EU 4 which cumulates in a meh at best game. VIctoria 2 is barely held together with duct tape and prayers which means you crash every 5 minutes.(even with QOL mods). If they just changed their combat system I'd probally enjoy it a lot more. Currently however its very very bad and even more RNG based than EU 4.

*Snake

​@@Crispifordthe3rd515think he means swimothy

@@yurxalot1715isp

@@yurxalot1715 bo is the rat, siwmmy is the snake, or is brawn the snake?

@@wayfunlathom3631 Bo is the snake of Denmark remember. Or maybe I'm getting it confused I think they've all been called all of them tbh lol

I had to check to make sure you weren't pulling my leg but their DLC really is 30 instead of the usual 20 now.

That bug was present in the pre-relase version that the content creators had. It was fixed for release

if there is no warfare , it can't be bad - Somebody in Paradox probably :D

Best Thing are supply convoys. If you reduce them to 0% you stop everything except manpower reinforcement to armys, because they get teleported from the barracks to your army.

@@Asmodi16 maybe they have those tardis machines from dr. who ::DDD

And people kept insisting it was for the best. One of these days paradox will drop a major update that will introduce moving your troops by hand lmao. Reminds me of stellaris and sectors, took years until they just gave up their weird less micro system and let people control their planets.

​@@tioseba7sectors actually had a gameplay balance purpose. The sector system was replaced by empire size, to try and retain some balance between tall and wide. Wide is still stronger but without size or sectors it would be a stomp

i hate how they are adding mechanics that somehow seems to make the game worse

@@sovieticodiabetico6874 what? This is the best DLC in the game

​@@llama878Very low bar there buddy.

@@llama878 Thats like claiming the turd you just found has the most sweetcorn in it

@@RK-cj4oc why?

Paradox games in general 😂. Stellaris on console makes me wanna fight god at times

@@kyle99223 It'd be a considerably less futile effort than trying to micro to keep a wide empire from falling apart out of neglect

Come on Lambert, I expected better from you. Objectively a lot things have been improved, let’s not blind hate like this. EDIT: I mean I guess there could be some person out there that subjectively believes the increased performance and less desyncs is no improvement :^) obviously you can have your own opinions on the gameplay changes and that’s fair if you still think there’s no improvement there. That’s just an individual opinion. But performance cant really be argued

​@@Bokoen1 congratulations, they slightly unshat their own code they did not bother to optimise before selling it and from what I have seen has made the spaghetti warfare code even worse.

War is garbage in this game 😤

Bro going from play vic2 warfare to watching vic3 is just "What the fuck did you do" Tbh just more proof that AAA video games are devolving into crap designed to milk as much profit as possible via cheaply made over priced paid DLC before pulling the plug and moving to a new engine once the modders become more popular than the DLC. It happened to CA, it happened to paradox, it happened to Bethesda, and Ubisoft is in a shit tier of its own.

Sponsorship =/= ad. They aren't forced to be positive.

@@Fortzon Obviously. But it's still funny given the fact they paid him for this

​@@simonnachreiner8380I wouldn't be surprised if some of those companies pulled out Wildcard move and made mods purchasable smh.

Bruh what?? They care?? This is literally the biggest mechanical update so far!

"they care!" > Game still abysmally broken and nowhere near the height of VIC2 it's over bro go look at excel/spreadsheet.

@@froozigiusz what part of this video and widespread bugs suggested that the DLC has been playtested to any extent. And this isn't even a critical video, this is what paradox's marketing team wants to show off!

@@froozigiuszthe amount of bugs though… yeah I don’t think they care

Except in the cases of those other games, they're at the very least fun when they're unfinished. This game is just a slog.

​@@FishwicksREAL yeah. I regret paying for it. I refuse to pay for a DLC until they make warfare fun. I don't need hoi4 level but like...ck3/eu4 level at least...

as a ck2 fanatic, i wasn't disappointed by ck3, it's actually been positive for the most part (but still at ck2, i don't want to buy all the dlcs again lol...) it seems like its just vic3 that is the truly bad one for now

@@maciejbala477 The biggest issue with CK3 seems to be how impossible it is to play multiplayer. I just want to play Elder Kings with my friend and take over Tamriel

Elder Kings is unironically one of my favorite mods for a game ever. CK2 and CK3. Also you gotta try the Game of Thrones mod for CK2. Haven't tried the CK3 version, but the CK2 one is ridiculously cool. Lots of submods.

last time it was hoi4 where his army in Sumatra has to sail around the island just to get to the next tile

directly between the pyramids and the Bermuda Triangle

Core gameplay features are part of the free update.

Half baked and you know it

Which features?

@@Bokoen1 spheres of influece themselves first and foremost

Never gonna be playable.

???

@@monsieurg1949 open Victoria 3 it's buggy as all hell and unplayable. Close Victoria 3. Play any other Paradox game.

Thanks for letting us know you like watching paint dry.

@FishwicksREAL brother, I don't care what you think, but it's way more fun than the same fucking war in Hoi4 every week.

@@Samuel-p17 which is a different problem than Vic 3 being fundamentally flawed as a game. HOI4 mechanics can be applied to different eras or scenarios via mods. The reason they don't play mods is because they're playing HOI4 competitively. In contrast, Victoria 3 in all their videos seems to be vanilla or at most lightly modified. Every time the video has a cut, imagine a 30 minute span of nothing happening, or the lobby crashing. Or don't, and watch the actual stream. You can see it yourself.

​@@FishwicksREAL it's an economy simulator, of course not much happens for long periods of time

@@markhirsch6301 which makes it not a fun multiplayer game, in my opinion. You can't have your cake and eat it.

Real, dont buy the DLC's, it wont make Paradox learn anything other than they can treat us like slaves until we have no more money or they just close and run with the money

Fun fact: You need the "A House Divided" DLC for Victoria 2 to foreign invest in that game!

Victoria 2 is literally not all in one package, it's two extra must have dlc. And then most people play a modded/heavily modded version after that

@@alexvonrom7942 To late already bought it.

@@Ettan1112 shhh, the hive mind said that vic2 is better

EU5 will hopefully be good

​@@FishwicksREALPlease just don't hope for anything. At the best it won't be worse than base EU4. Both Vic3 and Millennia launches already proved that Pdx are stepping to be another one of the AAA companies.

You know the game isn't good when the only way people will play it is if they are sponsored to.

@@philipward4571 They've played this game multiple times in the last year without being sponsored

@@philipward4571 Bro out here just either: A. not watching my channel and just spamming in every Victoria 3 comment section today or B. a bot that didn't realize that I uploaded like 8 Victoria 3 videos since the last sponsorship.

​@@Bokoen1Why you so triggerd bro? Afraid Paradox will not sponsor you anymore because your fans critisize a game for its very obvious flaws? Stop shilling.

​@@Bokoen1The way you and the crew play the game makes it seem legitimately awful. Usually you guys end up frustrated with eachother, in this it seems a lot more like you're trying to fight the game itself instead of eachother.

Short of playing the game, watching Victoria 3 content is about the closest you can get to systemically genociding your braincells.

You MUST be just jumping on the bandwagon right now, there is no shilling anywhere in the video! It's got a sponsor in it, but content itself isn't any different from the eight previous Vic3 games.

@@froozigiusz I'm guessing you didn't see that one video with drunk Greg accusing Bo of shilling out of nowhere.

What is Shilling? How ia currency related to that

​@@LanterRyuji literally who