People wanting pins from human spider. Human spider: im gonna put some *dirt BALLS your eyes JAW*
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@splinter_5 ай бұрын
why are you preaching Christianity in a meme video about balls?@@blitzerni
@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago5 ай бұрын
@@splinter_ with great faith comes great randomness..... about -balls- jesus....... JESUSBALLS
@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago5 ай бұрын
Dirtballs in your eyesjaw? DAMN RIGHT
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
@@blitzernithat's a cute preech, did your husband teach it to you? Also me: "I miss the part where that's my problem"
@Shake_Well_Before_Use5 ай бұрын
Bro Norman smiling was so well done
@ArchangelExile5 ай бұрын
He really enjoyed looking at Peter's hairy balls.
@TheCaptainSplatter5 ай бұрын
I lost it at that part.
@vaibhavyadav99125 ай бұрын
The sound of the zipper 💀
@gate7clamp5 ай бұрын
I was on the floor laughing
@isaaccraig871125 күн бұрын
He's a truly despicable man
@Jonathan_Collins5 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said, "Ballsacks are often disappointing."
@kidsshaw77395 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
Unless they are big
@chaseginise89685 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp fr
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
As a Russian man once said, "Give me balls!"
@Brandon-br7tc5 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp And extra wrinkly
@RaguORagla5 ай бұрын
"With great balls comes great ballsibility". - Uncle Balls.
@Summon2565 ай бұрын
With great balls comes great dick!
@edaxdxdxdxdxproczskate00825 ай бұрын
The end got me when May said "Why Peter!", "Your balls are hairy!" and then unzipped Peter's pants.
@RockSmithStudio5 ай бұрын
"Oh my goodness! Oh that looks awful!" had me 🤣
@arash_the_author5 ай бұрын
@@RockSmithStudiohow did she even realize that his balls were hairy if they weren't out!?😂
@rhqqn446fjnnbbc5 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_authormaybe they were already talking about it
@arash_the_author3 ай бұрын
@@rhqqn446fjnnbbc then what's with her sudden realization and approach for his hairy balls!?
@sphinxtan91582 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_author the hair was sticking out😂
@twmax65255 ай бұрын
I love how it’s part 2 and we’re still on the 1st movie. 😂😂
@philosotree58765 ай бұрын
Two parts of the balls series and we've barely even tapped the vastness of balls edits potential.
@twmax65255 ай бұрын
@@philosotree5876 (close up) Back to formula??
@splinter_5 ай бұрын
gonna cry?
@ujjawalx74603 ай бұрын
@@splinter_i am gonna put some balls in your eyes
@BuiHieuDong5 ай бұрын
This just goes to show how undeniably good balls are that no character can resist.
@GuyPlayz_5 ай бұрын
“everywhere I go I see his face”
@ishm3574 ай бұрын
Balz's balls@@GuyPlayz_
@Arent_5 ай бұрын
Damn these voices have gotten sooo much better.
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@klausmikaelsonedits13585 ай бұрын
amen brother keep spreading the gospel @@blitzerni
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
AI voice app: "They love me 😀"
@Arent_5 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni why have you chosen to add thsi here? Was it because the comment was gaining traction? Or pure random itch to do so. Not compalining tho, preech my brotha.
@RedBoko20175 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni if jesus loves everyone, how come he lets people who don't share his beliefs be sent to eternal torture in hell? seems pretty hateful to me
@jarmoliebrand20055 ай бұрын
I do love how Betty looks down before her iconic “yes, I can see that”
@Alexeliomo5 ай бұрын
Because he's so proud of his big balls that he has to show it to everyone 😂
@ikshahed22Ай бұрын
Totally fit
@SKMskm785 ай бұрын
1:10: Inspite of everything you've done for them eventually they will get hairy. My goodness I'm dying 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago5 ай бұрын
40,000 YEARS, and we've barely tapped the potential of human balls
@ProductBasement5 ай бұрын
Your mom taps my balls' full potential every night
@user-kf5zh5rd8s5 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@liamn.76645 ай бұрын
0:52 i was not expecting that 💀💀
@sorartificial5 ай бұрын
Peter: My balls are quite hairy. Norman: I, too, possess a pair of substantial hairy spheres.
@wwalker17445 ай бұрын
Its insane how real it sounds
@thefighterinhades5 ай бұрын
What do you mean? This is the real deal right here.
@ellis84265 ай бұрын
Its insane how balls it sounds
@JiMmY_JAM2105 ай бұрын
Green Goblin: "Peter! It's me! Spider-Man: "Mr. Osborn, you shaved your balls? Green Goblin : "It wasn't me! The Goblin made me do it! I had nothing to do with it! Don't let him shave my balls again!" 😂
@cyerosis5 ай бұрын
"My balls are hairy" "i missed the part where that's my problem"
@TheGLfilms5 ай бұрын
That ending with smile omg! 😂😂😂
@GrindingRepublic5 ай бұрын
with great balls, comes the great responsibility
@BeMasle5 ай бұрын
0:14 disappointed we didn't get the chance to see some photos of the balls 😢
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@chaseginise89685 ай бұрын
Fr bro 😔
@Alex169o25 күн бұрын
@@blitzernishut up
@allisfear95135 ай бұрын
This is too well done
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@sparklesunshine62635 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I'm disappointed in you.
@allisfear95135 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I know he does bro
@pacific7905 ай бұрын
BALLS is a very nice guy. I meet him on a daily basis. There is also his tall friend who sometimes becomes hard when touched. BALLS have created many lives, but no one credits him. So today, I want to thank all the Spiderman characters to realise his importance and love BALLS and also huge thanks to The Human Spider for spreading these beautiful words among people ❤
@stefanblumberg49285 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said: with great balls comes a pin.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
lol u only got hearted not pinned
@stefanblumberg49285 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they wont pin you.
@vinayaknair70754 ай бұрын
Yea but good try
@IsmailAshraf-vv7ul5 ай бұрын
It shouldn’t be called the daily bugle it should be called the daily balls💀💀
@soribasylla41045 ай бұрын
The daily bulge
@davidgruzin82694 ай бұрын
Hairy bugle.
@VoiceAnon5 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to have Spidey say "Oh balls" instead of "Oh great".
@doctordemon50763 ай бұрын
Or..."my balls" instead if "my back"?! ;)
@viophireseriyuu5 ай бұрын
Remembered seeing balls-man in the theatre, cried when hairy goblin finally shaved his balls at the end 😢
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniI don’t believe j Jesus
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniand stop forcing your religion upon others
@AnUntalentedAuthor5 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334He isn't forcing you religion. He just wants us to have a nice day, don't be mean to him. Also, God loves you Mr. Atheist.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@AnUntalentedAuthor I don’t belive In god also he just spamming this for attention
@joaorafaeloliveira17815 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that The Human Spider can write an spiderman movie parody script with any given theme in five minutes
@Donbros5 ай бұрын
Best placement 0:40 well deserved 😂
@mikeguidry25774 ай бұрын
1:33 scene is top tier as it gets
@Adam-tk6vn5 ай бұрын
We missed you man ❤
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@lilybelden94055 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni jesus sound lame. so i wont follow him.
@katarzynacibor93215 ай бұрын
and you watching video about balls congrats@@blitzerni
@splinter_5 ай бұрын
I missed the part where that's my problem.
@kusumdhyani86465 ай бұрын
Uncle Ben : with great balls comes great responsibilities
@arturs40244 ай бұрын
I love how concerced Norman is after May mentions Peter's hairy balls
@ruzzodac5 ай бұрын
the last 7 seconds!! 1:40
@koxhecker5 ай бұрын
I wonder who was more smiling at the end: Green Goblin or me
@Depressi0n695 ай бұрын
Dude, the editing skills leveled up, almost didn't make any difference between this and the original dialogues
@Blitzyt7595 ай бұрын
1:09 the cruel ultimate truth
@TheGrievousChannel27 күн бұрын
Mr. Ditkovich: “Balls? Balls? WHERES MY BALLS” Peter: “You’ll get your Balls when you fix this damn door”
@teja96814 ай бұрын
"Yes i can see that " ☠️☠️
@0_SLAPS5 ай бұрын
Bro smiling seeing he's unshaved balls 💀
@thesocialmediagameАй бұрын
I love to imagine that the human spider laughed his ass off thinking about Harry as a substitute for hairy
@bella-rolland5 ай бұрын
0:33 only conversation where Betty looking down makes sense
@TigerChamp995 ай бұрын
Balls are the greatest thing in the Spider-Verse
@stapler9425 ай бұрын
Barry Zuckercorn looking at the Daily Bugle: "Those are balls."
@user-yl3zj4gz3r5 ай бұрын
1:18 Hairy goblin: How many balls I'm holding? BallsMan: 2 hairy balls Hairy goblin: Wrong answer!!!
@JustJeff__5 ай бұрын
Nah why the voices sound more realistic than before😭😭
@luxama1112315 ай бұрын
Just when I think you couldn’t make any more of this gold content, you produce a gem 😂
@_JM-4 ай бұрын
“in spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they’ll get hairy again”
@insanity_gaming29275 ай бұрын
I have big balls *"Yes, I can see that"* Bro has killed montage studio💀💀💀
@mikdan88135 ай бұрын
You're too late, Spider Man. Balls have been legalized.
@fmpabxx783428 күн бұрын
0:50 I can't breathe!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mackchop32745 ай бұрын
I undeniably lost it at, “Is that why you don’t wipe your ass?”
@doodguy44805 ай бұрын
“I’m something of a ball myself”
@GlassesnMouthplates5 ай бұрын
How the hell could Norman's edited smile look even creepier than Dafoe's original smile?
@obombomattatetrahondamog146126 күн бұрын
'Is that why you don't wipe your ass?' LOL
@Web-Slinger425 ай бұрын
"Strong enough to have it all. TOO WEAK TO SHAVE IT!"
@JosephLamb19895 ай бұрын
Should've had aunt may say " you're balls are bleeding" lol
@SebasTian583235 ай бұрын
My name is Peter Parker, I have big balls.
@LuciaGTAVI6655 ай бұрын
I laughed so much. Especially out od dad’s balls part. Fucking 10/10
@LexoG334 ай бұрын
0:32 the quick look down
@Kenzupapi5 ай бұрын
“Oh that looks awful”
@PoisonousPen15 күн бұрын
“It’s you who’s out Gobby! Outta your Dads balls!” 😂😂
@SMURF_EDITZ5 ай бұрын
They sound exactly like the characters
@doctordemon50763 ай бұрын
Hairy Goblin it's best goblin out there! He succeed in corupting Balls-man :)
@sockatume5 ай бұрын
Somehow this has the energy of both 2023 internet and 1997 internet
@bullyingheroes5 ай бұрын
10/10 again! I fricking love this channel
@soufianovicshinobi4 ай бұрын
I can't believe what I'm gonna say, But, we need Balls part 3 😂
@jonathanalvarez77935 ай бұрын
The smack at 1:14 was priceless
@milk98175 ай бұрын
"With great ball comes great hairy"
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
It feels good doesn’t it, the power, the hair, but you will lose yourself!
@blacklivesorblackvotes29855 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp “I like having balls. It makes me happy!”
@longhairedcello41093 ай бұрын
"why peter! your balls are hairy!" gets me every time
@Xlos10485 ай бұрын
“The power of the balls..in the palm of my hand..”
@cyanthehedgehog7775 ай бұрын
"somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and i dont got the sharpest balls in the shed"
@Not_Vkron5 ай бұрын
I am Peter Parker, I have Big Balls
@chuchuman11634 ай бұрын
I'm a little surprised The Human Spider made a part 2 to this video. 😮
@Brute-the-Brutality5 ай бұрын
This video just kept getting better.
@jayquanpov94864 ай бұрын
“I’m Peter Parker, I have big balls” 👀 yes, I can see that 😂😂😂😂
@Hurtle885hu8bu5 ай бұрын
Your ability to continue making new jokes out of the same scenes without getting stale is pretty impressive.
@SlapbattlesGuy7415 ай бұрын
With big balls, come great Balls.
@wheezerYT5 ай бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield: "All I know is.....I gotta lotta balls!" Norman: "Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped into the vastness of my balls, and the potential for counting your balls." Rodney Dangerfield: "Why wasn't I told?"
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
Peter: “I’m the hero I don’t get balls”
@Viilmo5 ай бұрын
"inspite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will get hairy again. Why bother" Truest lines I've heard in my live
@nothanks34005 ай бұрын
Spiderman 3, Betty tells Peter that his balls are so good instead of shots. 😂😂😂
@ironclad51282 ай бұрын
I want that version of "Balls in yo jaws"
@oolooo5 ай бұрын
Spider-Man if every character was my self-insert:
@geraltofrivia53685 ай бұрын
"are u gonna shave me like you shaved my father" Peter:"I didnt shave your father hr was trying to shave me he shaved himself"
@smokeymcbongwater4 ай бұрын
I know you probably don't get sponsors but getting a sponsor from mandscaped would be perfect for this video😂😂
@Jugnaut5 ай бұрын
Idea: Spider-Man but everyone hates Peter
@Cymes5 ай бұрын
You just described *No way home* .
@Jugnaut5 ай бұрын
@@Cymes I've never watched no way home
@ChaossX775 ай бұрын
These ai voices are impressive
@Sirmokey5 ай бұрын
Really amazing how you edited this
@sicparvismagna65265 ай бұрын
I love how Peter casually mentions that he met Hairy Goblin
@OmegaIL5 ай бұрын
Hells, the voice overs are crazy good!
@ZenKrio5 ай бұрын
How excited Norman was for his balls xD.
@mythillian5 ай бұрын
Hs: i dont want to pin your balls to a bulletin board flash Flash: i wouldnt want to pin my balls to a bulletin board neither!
@markholton46635 ай бұрын
U keep coming up with different funny videos about the same movies. It's impressive I would of ran out of ideas a long time ago
@adhilsheik88485 ай бұрын
40,000 years of evolution and we’ve barely scratched Deez balls’ potential.
@RetroDcsnd5 ай бұрын
Lmao, amazing video as always. Happy Holidays, Human Spider
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@reallybigdumbidiot71445 ай бұрын
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at such a stupid video idea in a while, it feels like an early 2010’s shit post and I’m here for it
@brothabubba5 ай бұрын
Incredible work. Thank you.
@HanruFeng3 ай бұрын
You're an amazing creature, Boltzmann
@alexiselvando52655 ай бұрын
Hairy or Manscaped , this is something i want to read from Daily Bugle
@filipondrej8044 ай бұрын
I had a fit of laughter.
@klabusterberg5 ай бұрын
Legendary green goblin has hairy balls? Guess i'll stop shaving as well