Spider-Man but he has cancer

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The Human Spider

Ай бұрын

Instead or powers, radioactive spider gave Peter cancer

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@Deuteromis Ай бұрын

As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh. I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death. Thankfully nothing new is growing.

@ransomsdp Ай бұрын

🎉🙏

@Trainer_Steve Ай бұрын

Did it hit as hard as the *cancer* did?

@Harry64278 Ай бұрын

Bro the fact that this comment got pinned without the word ‘pin’ brings me hope. But in all seriousness, I wish you the best with your treatments. My GMA passed away from cancer and she said chemo was the worst

@s..s Ай бұрын

Thankfully it was the Red Devil, not the Green Goblin...

@itsshrimp91 Ай бұрын

Damn. Well keep on fighting my friend, and stay safe! ❤

@DarknetDenizen Ай бұрын

Norman Osborn is actually the hero here.

@Perrito770 Ай бұрын

@iso-wildrift3834 Ай бұрын

Norman assporn*

@gamersoul1773 Ай бұрын

You mean Norman As*p*rn ? 😂😂

@KabroSaavedra Ай бұрын

Almost

@ediyanto141 Ай бұрын

Norman assporn

@leonsus9317 Ай бұрын

With no power, comes no responsibility. ~Uncle Ben~

@user-ot6zy2lv7k Ай бұрын

Harry, HARRY, It's time to cook the meth

@sarayasage Ай бұрын

What a great life motto

@apocratos0174 Ай бұрын

@@sarayasagehey babe....let me eat your tuna!

@Happypuppyz Ай бұрын

What a great motto

@BatmanisBatman Ай бұрын

My life explained

@TheDepressedMemeCat Ай бұрын

"You know, I have something of a cancer myself"

@the_halofanb0y Ай бұрын

🫂

@JWProductions2023 Ай бұрын

Cancer-Man Far from the cure

@Iminyourare12 Ай бұрын

Cancer-man no way to cure

@milk9817 Ай бұрын

Cancer-man deathcoming

@shinsenshogun900 Ай бұрын

Cancer-Man Into the Cancerverse

@sabito4737 Ай бұрын

@@shinsenshogun900😂😂 what would their names be hi I am testicular cancer man this is skin cancer man and this is lung cancer man

@YoussefMohsen-yd1mo Ай бұрын

Spiderman Endgame

@LondonTransport466 Ай бұрын

“Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself”. That’s one hell of an inspirational quote.

@RebellionBloodshed Ай бұрын

Brought you by pfizer

@LuanAmorim1761 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jjohnsonnccc Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@dastvan8002 Ай бұрын

What I say before entering R/Batmanarkham

@noctambule5726 Ай бұрын

It's cancerin' time!

@ChickenTablet Ай бұрын

"with great cancer, comes great hair loss" - Evil Norman Assporn, 2002

@sqlexp 5 күн бұрын

Chemo causes hair loss. Cancer doesn't.

@georgeoldsterd8994 Ай бұрын

"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief." - George Oldsterd, TRN I'd legit watch this movie.

@connormcclenny9681 Ай бұрын

The AI dialog is getting scary good

@Koozwad Ай бұрын

it's over

@penepollasexual Ай бұрын

@@Koozwad you have the high ground?

@techfrank2431 Ай бұрын

Thats good. At least it's less editing now and less stressful work to make it better. Depending on the person that uses it of course.

@theintrovertedaspie9095 Ай бұрын

@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.

@The0thDoctor Ай бұрын

@@theintrovertedaspie9095 it already is accessible to the wrong hands

@kuraidunno2945 Ай бұрын

RIP Norman Assporn, gave his life trying to find a way to fight cancer for Peter, but 1 day cancer is just too strong...

@karansahu342 Ай бұрын

"Assporn"?? Bro what 💀

@Golecom2 Ай бұрын

@@karansahu342 See the video again, i think you didnt pay attention.

@georgeoldsterd8994 Ай бұрын

The Human Spider really did him dirty. The man sacrificed his health and life to save Peter!

@Perrito770 Ай бұрын

@@karansahu342Bro watched Coco melon and reached here

@karansahu342 Ай бұрын

@@Golecom2 ah mb bro I just saw it 💀

@shadowfighter9555 27 күн бұрын

"Norman Assporn" got me dead fr ☠️

@ThePhysicsGuyL2 27 күн бұрын

Lmao

@uveshpanja6293 Күн бұрын

We don't know how much he sacrificed

@phongvierob9356 28 күн бұрын

Peter:"You got cancer at my age?" Uncle Ben:"No, I didn't get cancer but..." 😂

@terminatorwombat6948 Ай бұрын

'With no power, comes no responsibility' is gonna be my new life motto.

@barkabar4292 Ай бұрын

Peter gets a lot of bullying

@mbk1538 28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@davidwhitaker2211 28 күн бұрын

Oh man, when I heard that line I instantly thought of all the things that Spider-Man gunman horny man etc would do 😂😂

@axm2044 13 күн бұрын

Simply skip paying your electricity bills, soon you'll have no power.

@terminatorwombat6948 13 күн бұрын

@@axm2044 now this is creative

@Gabrielverse Ай бұрын

It's nice to see Osborn risking his life to test the cancer cure for Peter. 😂

@aprophetofrng9821 5 күн бұрын

Nah he gave himself cancer to test the cancer cure later. But insta-died from the cancer he gave himself. Wild dude.

@katboi7140 4 күн бұрын

*Assporn

@Twist400 Ай бұрын

I swear, this AI is sounding better that it's scaring me how accurate it is.

@theintrovertedaspie9095 Ай бұрын

Why is it scaring you?

@Twist400 Ай бұрын

@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Because AI is sounding more accurate to humans...?

@theintrovertedaspie9095 Ай бұрын

@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*

@bonesaw7468 Ай бұрын

Kind of wholesome how the Osborn family tried to save him.

@Fainstrider Ай бұрын

Not even his fathers death was going to stop Harry from curing cancer. He was going to stop at nothing to save his friend.

@a2zmultigamingyt74 17 күн бұрын

It's Norman *Assporn

@shivanandakhumukcham3134 Ай бұрын

"We don't know how much he sacrificed " nice one 😅

@SetwelveMain Ай бұрын

Cancer-Man

@VladVibes Ай бұрын

You mean Dead pool?

@pk2011666666 Ай бұрын

@@VladVibes He is Marvel Jesus.

@user-ln3eo9oj3f Ай бұрын

And Spider are from what?@@pk2011666666

@DJFNaFMan Ай бұрын

That’s a breaking bad episode name

@barkabar4292 Ай бұрын

Peter gets a lot of bullying

@raynaldizackaridamar6424 Ай бұрын

This is what actually happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.

@abhirupkundu2778 22 күн бұрын

But out of 1 in a million cancer verses, there comes 1 spider man.

@ORProductionss Ай бұрын

1:14 “We don’t know how much he sacrificed” That line sent me 😂 1:24 NOOOOO

@geralt7144 Ай бұрын

Cancer-Man, Cancer-Man, does what ever a man with cancer can

@hardcore4090 Ай бұрын

😂

@a.lex777-xy 5 күн бұрын

🤣

@LongYakuza-wb7yb Ай бұрын

Norman assporn is such a good guy, he try to save peter

@avnikabaghel1491 Ай бұрын

1:14 I lost on "Norman AssPorn" 😂😂😂😂😂

@Nick-dg2rx 27 күн бұрын

Peter- I have cancer Norman- impressive, your parents must be very proud

@Multiversal_Productions Ай бұрын

The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers. if only he had a real son he could show that love to...

@a2zmultigamingyt74 17 күн бұрын

Norman *Assporn

@nash6568 Ай бұрын

Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer. Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble. Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.

@blakemcnamara9105 9 күн бұрын

A radioactive spider wouldn't contain enough radiation to do anything except die.

@Delimit4tor11 22 күн бұрын

"Sometimes... you gotta get cancer yourself."

@BeastechOfficial Ай бұрын

Bro the voice in this is so clean 💀

@Y999IX Ай бұрын

@rarxtkk Ай бұрын

Osborn was such a W, He wanted to save Peter no matter the cost

@theculturedgentleman3699 Ай бұрын

Thats "assporn" to u sir🤣🤣

@3Crisstopher3 Ай бұрын

yea who is this oSbOrN

@rarxtkk Ай бұрын

@@theculturedgentleman3699 🤣

@Fainstrider Ай бұрын

Not even death was going to stop him from curing Peter and cancer.

@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheese 27 күн бұрын

We don't know how much he sacrificed

@sameerpandit5071 Ай бұрын

Doctor - “Peter, due to a spider bite, you have cancer.” Peter - “No. You can’t do this to me. YOU KNOW I WANT TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭”

@The_Blue_Otaku Ай бұрын

I mean in the comics the Spider that bit Peter was radioactive, so Peter getting cancer dose make sense realistically

@Leprechaunproduction Ай бұрын

I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.

@HiroYamada1235 Ай бұрын

Me who have cancer but already under surgery treatment and chemo treatment when watching this:

@YeTism 27 күн бұрын

you’re a legend

@DarknetDenizen Ай бұрын

Want treatment? Get chemotherapy.

@Koozwad Ай бұрын

Nah bro that sh1t is rigged to fail. Plenty of alternative treatments(alkaline and sound therapy for example) but they have to be done correctly.

@sauldasc2226 Ай бұрын

"I missed the part where cancer is my problem lol"

@pc14thenumber9 Ай бұрын

"Gotta put cancer in your eye." - Cancer-man

@user-ve9qi4ry3e Ай бұрын

BONE CANCER IS REAAAAAADY

@larryyeo6708 12 күн бұрын

There's no Spider-Man, there is only Cancer-Man

@rickswordfire4774 Ай бұрын

Doctor: "You have cancer" Peter: "How did that get in there?"

@adhammohamed1118 Ай бұрын

0:07 this is so fucking sad bro 😢😢

@Diable_Jambee Ай бұрын

Cancer-Man is canon now...

@maximumgeekboy Ай бұрын

0:32 "With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, 2002 Except that wasn't true.

@Anupamprime Ай бұрын

Peter: You Know the Business and I know the chemistry! Norman: You Wanna Cook Krystal Meth?

@BoboMyanmar111 Ай бұрын

"Norman assporn, we don't know how much he sacrificed" got me dying 💀💀💀

@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheese 27 күн бұрын

"Peter Parker, Not anymore, lol"

@DarknetDenizen Ай бұрын

0:31 It’s actually pretty profound how this statement is true.

@MysteryStew5977 Ай бұрын

my man lookin' good, like tom hanks in philadelphia good

@Dragonpuncher123 Ай бұрын

"With no power, comes no responsibility" I live by these words on a daily basis.

@alender6200 Ай бұрын

i want "not anymore lol" written on my gravestone

@milk9817 Ай бұрын

"The power of disease in the palm of my hand" _Bald Parker_

@envyyoungblood Ай бұрын

"you have no hair, i didnt notice without your glasses" is something i never expected to hear in my life

@DhanushkaVibeVentures 26 күн бұрын

That's the greatest quote ever " No power no responsibility "😆

@riverron99 17 күн бұрын

0:46 "I was bitten by a spider and got cancer". A dreaded disease but sounded cute when he said it lol 🤣

@Anonymousxyz98 Ай бұрын

" Norman Assporn " caught me dead💀

@ibrfusion Ай бұрын

I love this KZfaq channel. It should be up and running forever.

@MeCooper 15 күн бұрын

_"Sometimes, You gotta get cancer yourself."_ is just so oddly quotable.

@vili-pekkavaltonen5943 15 күн бұрын

"With no power comes no responsibility" beautifull

@rarxtkk Ай бұрын

BRO COOKED

@devastatheseeker9967 Ай бұрын

Man what a hero. Norman was so self sacrificing just to cure cancer

@RileyGintz 12 күн бұрын

During the time Spider Man was created by Stan Lee people didn't know that radiation just causes cancer, they just thought it gives them super powers.

@heavenpiercer5095 15 күн бұрын

"WE DONT KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED" ICANT LUL

@Fainstrider 28 күн бұрын

"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..." "TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!" "But we don't even have a cancer patient" "Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!" -no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter. "Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ

@larryyeo6708 12 күн бұрын

OSCORP became CANCERCORP

@crazybunnysquad4820 26 күн бұрын

This is what really happens when you get bitten by a radioactive spider.

@JAHIDxJD 16 күн бұрын

Voice lines are pretty damn good. Cancer is so sad man

@AhmedHussain-ju6xd Ай бұрын

"I'll put some cancer in your eyes" -Cancer-man

@larryyeo6708 12 күн бұрын

"I'll give you eye cancer" -Cancer Bully Maguire

@TPB129. Ай бұрын

"With no power comes no responsibility." Straight up the entire 2020's.

@RAJ_2203 Ай бұрын

Norman Ashcorn really tried and actually came as a good person...

@Koozwad Ай бұрын

he came?

@Thazeldadebatertiktok69 6 күн бұрын

Cancer-Man:No Way To Cure

@theintrovertedaspie9095 Ай бұрын

"Misery misery misery. Thats what you've chosen. I offered you cancer and you spat in my face."

@SureshNathan-ns7qw 29 күн бұрын

"40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of cancer potential."

@coolcaleb9939 Ай бұрын

Miguel: stop spider man! Every spider man: you? You? You? Miguel: Peter, the bald one!

@sabito4737 Ай бұрын

Every Spiderman : which one the one with cancer or the one who shaved his head

@JasonMamoa-ee2fl 2 күн бұрын

“You got cancer at my age?” Such an underrated line LMFAO

@snakeythehotboy8549 22 күн бұрын

It's so strangely heartwarming to see mr. Osborn sacrificing his life to help Peter 😌

@JesusIsLord105 Ай бұрын

Can you cure me in advance? Pharmaceutical companies: *Jameson laugh* you serious? Get out! I need that money!

@JosepiThe13th Ай бұрын

I lost one of my childhood best friends to cancer. It was really sad. I know this is a funny haha video, but still, it's important to understand the danger of cancer and the effect it has on everyone's lives. If you have a friend or family member who has cancer, let them know that they're important to you and try to spend as much time with them as you can. Because you never know how much time you'll still have to be around them. Thank you for reading this, and stay safe, fellow memers ❤❤

@Wade_Tyler Ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss.

@Fainstrider Ай бұрын

Same sentiment rings true for any terminal illness or sudden death. Human beings are fragile creatures and until we are able to overcome death either through cybernetics or digital mind upload, we will all continue losing those we care about :(.

@Kwakinaomosh 2 күн бұрын

Cancer man into the cancer verse

@theonlybigsmoke 4 күн бұрын

this took a dark turn real quickly

@Kingloxgame Ай бұрын

"Hey Pete, you're probably looking for a pin now to treat you, right?"

@Imumarjust Ай бұрын

With no power, comes no responsibility. Lol

@tailwhup 17 күн бұрын

“you look like you just got second place in the science fair” No, he looks like he just got cancer

@Agustin_Leal 20 күн бұрын

John Green has been real quiet since this masterpiece dropped.

@TankfromYT Ай бұрын

Ngl 😊It was kinda wholesome watching Osborn trying to find a cure to help Peter

@derrickbenedick7205 Ай бұрын

Cancer Parker looks like hitman 😂

@ShagunSuvarna2006 5 күн бұрын

At least Peter didn't start cooking meth

@RequiredSkate0 15 күн бұрын

That humor in this one was next level 😂

@SonyAndMicrosoftBang 26 күн бұрын

Rip to the people who have passed away from cancer

@Fainstrider 20 күн бұрын

And Harry swears on his father's grave that cancer will pay.

@dhanurs8085 Ай бұрын

My respect for Norman just 📈

@user-pc6tr8mh6p 17 күн бұрын

"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yuorself!" Yo BARS!

@salazardeltoro4561 Ай бұрын

"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer, yourself."

@jonwoodmass2849 Ай бұрын

I have cancer, and I can confirm I missed the part where I say fk cancer

@blobfishthedevourer3735 Ай бұрын

This is so evil 💀

@Fainstrider 29 күн бұрын

More like wholesome. Watching Norman redeem himself by stopping at nothing to try to save Peter.

@ddoi5958 17 күн бұрын

Now that's realistically accurate after you got bitten by a radioactive spider 😢

@mattautajay3755 23 күн бұрын

😂 got me when norman died trying to make a cure....

@kprogatons Ай бұрын

"With no pin, comes no responsibility" - Uncle Ben

@YoutubeModeratorsSuckMyBalls 24 күн бұрын

*"With no good joke comes no pin" -Uncle Ben

@Iminyourare12 Ай бұрын

Cancer-man far from hair

@quillbot9682 14 күн бұрын

bro singlehandedly trolled all cancer patient and cancer survivors of the world ☠️💀

@Fainstrider 14 күн бұрын

We got to see how far Norman Assporn would have gone to save Peter if he had gotten cancer instead of super powers.

@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail 22 күн бұрын

OG MJ did seem like the kinda person who would've roasted the kid with Cancer in High School.

@alexeyvishnyakov8132 Ай бұрын

1:13 "we don’t know how much he sacrificed" 😭

@chr0n1cle55 Ай бұрын

Cancer-man

@kool-aidman6955 16 күн бұрын

I'm surprised that the writers haven't thought of this yet.

@paratrooper8266 20 күн бұрын

"You just get cancer?" Damn, MJ is a savage

@Bump2002 Ай бұрын

40000 years of evolution and Peter has barely knocked cancer to the ground

@GarouRetsu 17 күн бұрын

Norman ASSporn 😂😂😂

@loreaver3882 12 сағат бұрын

“SOMETIMES, you gotta get cancer yourself “ - norman osborn

@jonlima9897 27 күн бұрын

"We dont know how much he sacrificed" HAHAHHAHAA