There is no Joke here. This is just the plot of Spider-Man 3.

To be fair, he prayed for spiderman to die and then a fuckin' goop came outta the statue and gave him superpowers. Its like you praying for someone to die and the cross opens up to reveal a fucking sword, its divine will at that point.

In the comics after Peter got him fired, Eddie lost his fiance and his apartment, which... still isn't worth KILLING over, but when a bitter alien symbiote gets their hands on you....

Even in a skit, Solid JJ still agrees that sandman’s forgiveness was a beautiful scene.

Don’t blame Peter, Venom was a better girlfriend than Mary Jane ever was.

I like when goblin said “it’s goblin time” and bully Maguire told him “how bout you start goblin deez nuts”

He really did have *MANY* choices to not become a villain. Eddie did that to himself 😂

Peter: "The other colored one.." Eddie: "The black one? 🤣

Spider-Man beats up Black Spider-Man! -JJJ

While Topher Grace was a big comic book fan and had read the first Venom stories as a boy, he found the suit he had to wear as Venom extremely unpleasant. It took an hour to put on (and four hours to apply the prosthetics), and it had to be constantly smeared with goo to give it a liquid organic feel. Grace also had to wear fangs, which bruised his gums. While being in the Venom costume, Topher Grace didn't drink any water during his breaks because he couldn't use the bathroom with his costume on, making the experience even more unplesant.

People forget the symbiote was pissed too. Peter broke up with him without even telling him why.

It was originally planned for the Symbiote to reveal Eddie's smoking skeleton when Peter separated them, meaning that the Symbiote drained it's host's life (similar to it's What If... Brave New World incarnation); Venom was also going to talk and say the line, "Never wound what you can't kill", before trying to merge with Peter again. Spider-Man would put an end to the Symbiote by repeatedly striking the steel pipes caging the Symbiote until it's form dissipated entirely. This was reshot because the test audience deemed it too dark for younger viewers, but was kept in the novelization. The skeleton props were also made, with Eddie's skull in particular having a resemblance to Venom's face. When Eddie jumps towards the Symbiote during their deaths in the explosion, for a few frames, his skeleton briefly appears around the same time the ball of nuclear energy is released after being pulled in. This is the only part that still remains of the original scene.

"Dude, let me tell you, our salary is not - this is not an adequate reaction" 😂😂😂

I love how SolidJJ has kept the same voice for Spidey no matter the context

Snapped like batmans back

I do appreciate Sandman being entirely reasonable about his revenge.

Solid jj never fails to rip my limb apart one by one as I scream in excrutiating pain and agony meanwhile my consciousness slowly fades away

"I'm gonna turn into sand now goodbyeee"

I mean, if the choice was to find a different job or wear an alien bio-suit that gave you powers, which would YOU choose?

Love that you touched on the ‘going to church to ask god to kill someone he didn’t like’ thing. That was always a weird change since… OG Eddie was at that church asking forgiveness the night he got the Symbiote. *Because he was going to kill himself.* Studios really like ballsing up Venom’s backstory, even the closest one they pulled was way off the mark.

Spiderman has every right to snap (Only ogs will remember when this was named “Spiderman finally snaps”)

0:59 Tbh even in meme form, that scene still gets me.

1:50 "I've invested so much time into this I can't just turn back now!" One of the worst feelings in real life situations.

1:02 Love how Peter just takes a moment to appreciate the beauty of Forgiveness

Unlike most versions of the character, who refer to themselves as "we" (i.e. both Brock and the symbiote), this version refers to himself as "I", implying that Brock is in total control of the symbiote and being evil of his own free will (as he even claims he enjoys being evil), though the symbiote did allowed Brock to do so after discovering within him the same negative personality traits that it brought out of Peter while the latter was under its influence. He does say "we" in the GBA version of the game adaptation, however. To prepare for his role as Venom, Topher Grace worked out for six months, gaining 24 pounds of muscle. He based his performance on alcoholics and drug addicts.

Solid JJ has finally voiced Venom, I can rest now

"Alright things aside that was beautiful." and "Holy shit was that James Franco?" are just two just perfect lines that show why solidjj is hilarious.

Spider-Man was much more prone to snapping like this in the earlier comics, love when he has a backbone

"I'm going to turn into sand now, goodbyeeeee" he's literally me fr fr

"That wasn't me, that was the evil Spiderman, the black one." Miles: "Sorry, what?"

Peter: "Y'know, you keep saying I got you fired. What, uh… what were you fired for, exactly?" Eddie: "… I, um… I doctored one of your photos to make you look like a criminal." Peter: "Yeah. You see why I'd take issue with that?"

Eddie: "God, please kill Peter Parker. He easily exposed me as a fraud after I framed Spider-Man. He also went out with this girl I got coffee with this one time. He deserves death, God! Please!" TOAA: "Stop it. Get some help."

If there's anything i like about Spider-Man 3, it's showing how fucking pathetic Eddie was when he first got his boyfrien- i mean the symbiote

Spiderman 3 is the only movie I wanna see the actual Director's vision. No Venom, just Spidey and Sandman's dramatic life.

Venom was originally not planned to be in the movie as Sam Raimi wasn't initially a fan of the character, stating the character "lacked humanity" in comparison to the previous villains. Instead, he planned to have Vulture as the main villain of the story. However, he was pushed by Avi Arad to replace him with Venom, as he felt that the series was relying too much on Raimi's personal favorites instead of the villains that the fans like. That being said, fans disliked this iteration of Venom, particularly because Brock does not become Venom until towards the end. In other earlier scripts of the film, the Lizard and Electro were planned to be the antagonists, rather than Venom and the Sandman. The Lizard would later appear in The Amazing Spider-Man movie while Electro appeared in the sequel. Vulture also appeared as the main antagonist of the first Spider-Man movie from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Its even worse in the comics, Eddie fucks up, takes no responsibility whatsoever, gets the symbiote and decides to get revenge on Spider-Man for capturing the real serial killer who Eddie reported was someone else without like... Any real evidence. He doesn't even know Peter Parker lmfao it's so petty

Spider-Man 1: Responsibility Spider-Man 2: Choice Spider-Man 3: Forgiveness

Peter: "You know, I might've gotten you fired, but you have this cool new alien suit that gives you superpowers because of me, right? So, we're even, ya know? Like, just go rob banks in a city without a superhero, like go to Austin or something, and just like, take it easy. If you look at it that way, I've just given you an early retirement! When life gives you lemons, ya know?"

"alright things aside that was beautiful." Couldnt have framed that scene better.

0:06 I like how Spiderman asks "Why are you doing this?" and Venom is just like "Who are we?". Lol didn't notice that on my first watch.

In the comics Eddie Brock wasn’t a bad guy. His father always taught Eddie to do the right thing. He was trying to track down a serial killer in the comic called “the sin eater” but he accidentally chose the wrong person. He chose the sin eaters neighbor. He was damn close, right area and everything just wrong apartment or whatever. When Spider-Man caught the real sin eater claiming Peter Parker helped him figure out who it was so Peter got the credit (literally the guy next door. It was just a mistake) Eddie was fired. His fiancé left him for almost ruining the wrong man’s life, his father disowned him for his mistake. Eddie was evicted from his apartment because he couldn’t find a new job in time to pay the rent. Homeless, jobless, no finance and no father Eddie was then diagnosed with cancer and told he was going to die soon. Eddie had nothing left to live for because he wouldn’t be alive much longer anyway. He went to the church and prayed for Peter to die because he blamed Peter and Spider-Man for his life falling apart like this. That’s when the symbiote who was rejected by Peter, turned to Eddie, drawn by Eddie’s rage and pain. It cured his cancer and showed him its memories it had from its time with Spider-Man including who Peter Parker really was. Eddie chose the name “venom” because he was “poison” to Peter and was dedicated to ruining his like he felt Peter ruined his.

I mean with how much the writers hate him, it was inevitable.

I do not blame Spider-Man (Peter Parker) for snapping at Venom (Edward Brock Junior).

0:18 MATPAT??!! It's all coming together now, he's hidden his true self from us for far too long....

3:01 that part killed me XD

I believe Venom made a point to not harm civilians actually, in the comics of course. If I remember right, it was when Spidey saved someone that he realized that he may have been wrong. Please keep the carnage for... well Carnage.

This feels like a smiling friends episode

"Alright, things aside. That was beautiful." The sole part of Spider-Man 3 everyone unanimously liked.

- I mean what am I supposed to say? "Oh he was the evil Spider-Man, y'know the- the- y'know the other colored one" - The black one? - Yeah that's gonna be a f*cking nightmare man. My personal favorite part LOL

This isn't even a parody this is just what happened

1:14 One of my favorite comic recons is that Deadpool found the symbiote in between Peter and Eddie, and Wade drove the living symbiote absolutely insane. It's canonically his fault it went from feeding off of a little aggression to becoming a complete batshit living slime monster 😂.

Praying To God For Someone To Die Is *NOT NORMAL.*

"I'm going to turn into sand now, goodbyeeee" Like Spider-Man in that other Disney movie that didn't even exist yet.

everything just halts to emphasize how that sand man scene is indeed great

The spider man who had enough

Venom in the comics: Eddie claimed a man was guilty of murder, but Spider-Man unintentionally made Eddie seem incompetent and a poor source of information by capturing the real criminal. on that same day, his father disowned him and his girlfriend broke up with him because of the public shame, and then on top of that he learned he had cancer. Of course, Spider-Man isn’t responsible for any of that, but with all of that trauma packed onto each other it was easier for Eddie to blame Spider-Man than to face the fact he just had bad luck. Venom in the movie: “You broke my camera.”

It’s always hilarious to see Solid JJ’s Spidey to grow into a firm believer of absurdism every day

He thinks venom's psychotic. Wait until he sees the comic writers

"All things aside, that was beautiful" me talking about Sandman everytime Spiderman 3 comes up in a conversation

I like how the labeled spider man quiting "snapping".

The fact Peter has to fact check Eddie’s own reality is insane

Who knew Venoms greatest weakness was sound bight logic and competent reasoning?

The sequel to Spiderman: Please just go home, at least he finally got home

2:31 i like the callback to the green goblin video where he just says "i havent thought that far" after peter joins him and asks what theyre gonna do lol

Eddie Brock's backstory in the comics was more relatable, and I actually don't think I could fully explain how they got the character wrong in Spider-Man 3, much less the entire situation between Eddie, Peter, and the symbiote. For one thing, he had cancer (ignoring the later retcon), and the symbiote was keeping him alive. There was a whole confluence of events that got Eddie fired, where he was pressured by the police into publishing his interviews with someone claiming to be the terrorist Sin-Eater, who turned out to be crazy, and the real Sin-Eater was discovered by Peter Parker, leading to Eddie being fired. His personal life fell apart as he went into a downward spiral while he was dying of cancer, and he was at the church praying for forgiveness and a way out when the Venom symbiote, which feeds on and boosts intense emotions, found him. In other words, it was much more than "I was fired for being corrupt, so I'm evil now."

1:38 Actually he prayed for forgiveness to kill *himself.*

The funniest part is that if the movie had come out 6 months later Eddie's motives might have made a lot more sense.

Peter Parker: The colored Spider-Man is evil Miles Morales: 😱

Eminem making a song about Venom and now Tobey Maguire, he’s a big fan lol

I stole a man’s banana once

As someone who had to do job searching for half a year to get away from my old job, let me tell you it's not easy to get a new job. Having skills in hardware tools, studying to be an electrician, and experience in group projects for the community in Boy Scouts, took half a year for someone to think I was good enough, and that was WHILE being already employed. I kept getting told my resume and background was exactly what businesses crave for, but if that was true then I guess many businesses just preferred to starve.

1:48 - VENOM: "It's-it's just-I invested so much time in this." SPIDEY: "Buddy, it's probably been two or three hours at most since I had that suit and all you did since that time was recruit Sandman, make a giant web, and put my ex-friend-that's-a-girl's taxi on that web. And since you got my powers, you are able to web swing and shoot webs just like me. And this construction site was already here. So, it took you probably, what, three minutes to get everything set-up?"

The reason Eddie wanted to kill Spiderman was because the Venom suit was actually the angry one. Venom was the one angry with Spiderman, and he portrayed that through Eddie. If you think of the story from it's perspective, it's an alien goo that was obsessed with helping Peter Parker, and making him happy (in whatever backwards way it could), only to get torn up and thrown away --literally. If you think about it, it isn't just a story of vengeance, it's about a toxic relationship. (Venom is the toxic one, to be clear)

Spider-Man 3 in a nutshell

"It would take like a month, maybe a bit more" That's fucking fast

Honestly with everything Peter went through all these years, him quitting would be a blessing for the curse he’s suffered for decades & the people he lost.

“Hopefully in like 20 years I’m not teleporting into like a Disney movie.” *Laughs in Mickey Mouse*

2:49 unfortunately no way home isn't made by Disney. Its still sony.

0:33 "Do you know hard it is to get a job these days?" Hmm... he actually has a point. Maybe not to take a life, but he does have an alien creature messing with his head, so...

Wow... you actually did it. You slowed down the quick cuts a bit more. Thank you, I've really missed this pace. It's been like two years or something lol. This is great.

0:46 cool

I mean when villain origins stem from singular inconveniences to "was bullied", I can't make much blame here...

"swing around like an аsshоlе" I love the reference

Venom: "You know how hard it is to get a job these days?" Spidey: "Dude, you can literally turn yourself black. That's like 10 points up in this leftist shithole city."

-Why are you doing this?! -wHo ArE We?

I didn’t realize how much of a PR nightmare it would actually be for Spider-Man, a New Yorker, to try and clean his image by saying “the only bad guy here is the black guy” Like, forget Jameson, the whole city is gonna roast him like it was thanksgiving day in the middle of summertime

I love how Venom has Peter’s voice from past videos 😂

Peter realizing that trying to explain Venom was "an evil black Spider-Man" is a career ender was the best part

To quote Spider-Man telling off Venom in Dark Origin: "It's a lot harder to just admit that you're a screwup."

I’m surprised no one’s mentioning that Brock edited over on a picture Peter took. He just colored Spider-Man black and pasted it over the pictures he took with his second camera. It’s baffling he thought Peter wouldn’t recognize a photo of Spider-Man he took, especially since he’s the best photographer of Spider-Man in the city. It’s like removing the brand of a pair of shoes and saying you made them.

AVI ARAD has ruined so far... * Daredevil (2003) * The Punisher (2004) * Elektra (2005) * Fantastic Four (2005) * X-Men: The Last Stand * Spider-Man 3 * Bratz (2007) * Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance * The Amazing Spider-Man 2 * Ghost in the Shell (2017) * Venom: Let There Be Carnage * Uncharted (2022) * Morbius And now he's gonna ruin... * Borderlands * Kraven the Hunter * Venom: The Last Dance * Legend of Zelda * Naruto As long Arad lives, there's no hope

"Dude we were photographers at the same place. This is not an adequate reaction."

I love how it was James Franco at the end instead of goblin. Just regular James Franco. Lol.

“What am I supposed to say? He was the evil Spider-Man, the black one.” 😂 I never thought of it that way LMFAO

Spider -Man finally had enough of all Solid jj's "insensitive Spider-Man jokes".

This is some of the best work on the channel. An entire movie deconstructed perfectly in under a minute, the rest is bonus!

0:58 I’m gonna turn into sand now goodbyeeee

I love Eddie's instant progression from "Im gonna kill you" to "Aight fair Im gonna turn into sand now"

To be fair, Peter did ruin eddies photography career by sposing the phony spidey pic

Spiderman's biggest problem was how to explain the evil one is black