Words Zack Snyder lives by

*moral

@@jamemhm Thank you

We can't relive 2005.

Ace The Not So Great np

You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost

@@draven4897 Polnareff?

OLD YELLER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

@@draven4897 i never thought that Jojo can come into the Marvel territory I was wrong

BubLio Tea jojo can go anywhere

tbh u can still be a hardass while being empathetic

@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.

It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.

Is basically nic cage, being himself basically

@@jricks3909 spiders-man was the best spider-man

I love that after the hat gets hit onto tombstone, he fixes it up properly

@@LowIntSpecimen I mean if I survived an encounter with spider noir and got his hat to my face I'm keeping it as a souvenir.

I CANT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT PART LMAO

That followed by “yah hard boiled turtle slapper”

Dude I rewatched that like 10 times it was so good

Underrated

Nobody: ender man

Loki in MCU Movies: Thor: Dies Avengers: Steals Tesseract Thor Dark World: Dies Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract Infinity War: Dies Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be

Nathan Armitage Lol, he actually did

Dauntless Warrior Productions DEAD

The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story. - He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs - Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders - Cursed by a Spider-God - Betrayed by his best friend - Found his friend lobotomized - Died EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.

@@r3dstoner3quired27 Damn... That could be an R-rated superhero movie for sure.

@@Starbat88 Right????

R3dstoneR3quired fucking hell brah! That’s dark as fuck lmao

R3dstoneR3quired Uncle Ben got eaten by the Vulture

Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up

@@Me-wx1mt I mean... we'll get there. Just gotta take a while, until Beyond comes out. But it wil happen.

I really hope they have some moments together in the 3rd movie

"I'll do anything to get that Chips, even breaking both of my bones for it"

I love this comment so damn much

Awkward comment intensifies :P

That. That made my day💀

when he sees miles he flings himself this what makes him cool

Honestly, every character in the movie did.

@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made

MadCap idk if I would say misunderstood more like a regular teen feeling a bunch of pressure as a teen

@@jonahcano3930 that's why I put it in quotations

IDontCare *WAIT*

Honestly, you’re probably right.

this is erasure of the fact that his response when told he needed to go more over the top was “oh you want FULL cage?”

The Random Guy on KZfaq that line makes sense now Sometimes I let matches burn Down to my fingertips so I might feel something

“and I like to f i g h t n a z i s” Also, “This is....... purple?”

I can see that.

He usually has a gun, guess it didn’t come with him

He normally does carry one, he just didn’t have it on him for some reason

He actually has a gun in one of the deleted scenes but I guess they removed it so they could keep the rating PG

Spider-man noir be like: "Surprise attack!" *Whips out revolver*

​@@levilandscapes2044 That makes no sense, we've seen guns be used in the movie?

I feel he and Spider Punk would be good friends

@@neoterumi4772 Just instant heart eyes from Punk to Noir at that lol

@@neoterumi4772 Fuck. Yes.

He was doing it before it was cool since it was 1933.

nazis bad

Lmao😂

I love this comment

1:23

"What would you do... If there was a child right in front of you " Spider Noir :

best thing I've read all day

Dr. Strange Bat timestamp??

ghostmemeboi 1:43

*About him* not it

It sounds like a line from foot loose

What the freak

as well as casually killing a baddie in the final fight, literally making a car explode on him

Oh-

@@fabymieres8636Tombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.

wait where

​@@t.rexking441 Jefferson's last name is Davis, Miles took his mom's last name for whatever reason

Man got his priorities STRAIGHT!

Amenn

Wasn’t Spider-Ham hiding under that platter

looool

I guess he's the main course

he was pretty hard to animate (according to the animators) because of those shades of black and white

At least it's a good five minutes

dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck

Artem The GOAT Then how about you make ten minutes of GOOD animation of Noir?

You need 1 more like until 1k early congrats

That enemy is tombstone so sadly I dont even think he felt that

@@spartacussmith7070 Tombstone can have internal injuries

Doesn't matter, because Noir actually kills his enemies

mid explosion he catches his hat without even looking

he looks so casual and cool about it. i had to replay the scene a few times bc i was in awe

That was kinda ho-

i’ll happily sleep forever if he told me to🤭

​@@emolady666AAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOO

​@@emolady666My brother in Christ, what?

Bro can speak in italics

Fr

Satellites

They swinging onto uncle ben

There’s always a helicopter specifically for this moment

​@@terrabits5962Why am I laughing so hard 💀💀

Looking closer I have to ask, wtf were they swinging on there?

But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back. Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.

@@Zombiewithabowtie Ha! Also I see what you mean.

Mateo Gonzalez... Just assume theres a helicopter.

Zombiewithabowtie you’re right. I never noticed those tiny details :D

In pig years or human years?

@@tommyz6491 Technically in human years since he’s a talking pig and the life span of a normal pig is 16 to 20 years

Oh god oh no

just to be honest in the age of noir the people dies like 40 or 60 you know that age was no good

Spiderman noir isn't 19?

I love these videos that are fully dedicated. They have my utmost respect.

@@p_m_a I don’t think you know what AIs aren’t capable of….

@@p_m_aThis was made 4 years ago an even recent AIs can’t do that

dude, he came from the probation era.. of course Noir throwing hand than throwing shade like most of Spidey did

Cause he is him

I love him grabbing the hat, putting it on Tombstone's face, then punching him

One of the best jokes in this comp

One of the best jokes, and I’m surprised I never noticed it while actually watching the movie.

He lives in a world without color

@@suwuicide6949 dude no need to worry about being sexist it's okay you can say man only idiots get triggered cos of that

@Tianze Shi basically he just know shades of gray 50 r not I don't know But I do know it's 0- 255 in decimal format

No, he can see color, he just doesn't understand color because his whole dimension is colorless :(

Shadow Rev Colourblind perhaps? He might see Colors the wrong way. Blue= Red?

@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.

@@shadowrev2914 I think his dimension has color just when he goes other places he doesn't

200th like

All his lines go hard af

*APPLESAUCE!*

Honestly tho, I love Noir's comics, but they are angsty as fuck.(...which is why i love them-)

I mean almost every superhero has to face this. Is it really ok to punch with your super strength a thug in the face because he stole a purse?

His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.

Well that explained why he doesn't hesitate to use gun

@@dava8058 he almost pulled out his gun at 2:16

@@krismas7531 I was about to say, it looked like he was reaching for something . . .

I'm sorry how did you know this?

@@Gamer_lgnd it's said in spiderman noir's first comic Uncle ben was eaten alive by the vulture

Lol

5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.

@@Jasmeracreature?? that’s a person 😂

​@@paragenalIt is an anime girl. We all know that anime girls aren't people

​@@StarryxNight5as an anime girl I can confirm we're not real. Please take your meds.

Feminists be like

CSIAS Official everyone should be like. I sure as hell hope it’s not just feminists that like fighting Nazis 😂

Are we not gunna talk about that weird audio edit at “I like to drinkEGG creams and”

*Alot*

My hero!

*Match stops making fire* SpiderNoir:ohhh

*D E P R E S S I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*

@@jaytoonz5736 *S U I C I D E I N T E N S I F I E S*

thanks for repeating exactly what happened in the video

anything

That’s how cool noir is. His presence is just interesting.

I have a problem. I’ve rewind this like 30 times please help.

Yeah that doesn't really make sense

Wait! Noir was bitten by a purely mystical spider though

@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it. Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.

that’s just, wow

He was already a pig to begin with. It would make a bit more sense if HE bit a radioactive spider (or ate it).

That was really clever. Well done sir.

That was gooooooood

That made me laugh hard

Lmao

*_Enderman proceeds to abduct a diamond block and teleports away_*

Love the pfp.

Maybe he wants to fight with class and style 🤷

Jesus Christ why is that so perfect 😂😂🤣

And not only that! He is dubbed by the VA that dubs Nicholas Cage in most of his movies!

Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor. Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...

I had no trouble reading this in Cage's voice

@@guicoelho14 Obrigado por sujar nossa imagem, estávamos precisando de algum brasileiro para reclamar da dublagem Brasileira

that was evil 😂

Gary King How did it feel finally reaching the World’s End?

Inkypencil Pfft, that? That was nothing. Really. Meant absolutely nothing to me. Nothing. Who are you again?

My name’s Nicholas Angel. Who the hell are you?

Inkypencil Me? They call me “The King”

Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him. It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey

I'm just a little disappointed they didn't give him his guns

Well yeah, he doesn't feel unless there's a match involved.

Which he more than makes up for in body language, which seems alot more expressive than the other spiders’

Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote

Yeah, he’s wearing goggles.

Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago Ye!! It’s so cool!

And the fact that hes voiced by nicholas cage just serves to make him even fucking better lmao

You forgot “ sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything” hahahahah

This is a pretty hardcore origin story

Bruh, his first line “Hey fellas”

"Everywhere I go, the wind follows. And the wind smells like *_rain."_*

We are making a Spider-Man Noir Film!!! Check out the teaser on our channel!!

Especially when you know his origin story.

​@@cyriellequirion8883what's his origin story?

@@twilimess Well...among other things, his uncle Ben was eaten alive by the Vulture under the orders of the Goblin.

@@cyriellequirion8883 Good god..

@@twilimess Yeah.

If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up

@@onelovelylilidiot4959 It's. Fucking. Wild.

Happily Pessimistic So what’s messed up about it

Cladster Bruh I ain’t spoiling. Read the comic and bask in the edgy and tragic glory of it

@@onelovelylilidiot4959 yo what's the comic called so I can read it?

Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.

@@samsonguy10k Also the fact that they're both teenagers make it even better, Noir being that big brother

@@cindypicadomolina7814 Is Noir a teen? I've more figured him to be more B's age with his experience and own emotional grind.

@@samsonguy10k Wait he was? I thought he was 23 or something

@@Jeff-lc7lp 0:18 no you can see here hes pretty much like peter b parker

✨️A P P L E S A U C E✨️

*💥APPLESAUCE💥*

What, he’s pretty hard?!?!

No, the hardcore origin story is the fact that *he is*

That part was hilarious af 😂😂😂💀

I mean, contextually speaking... that *is* accurate.

Maybe the real hardcore origin story was the friends we made along the way

@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count. I mean, I guess they have the same idea, but they have different sayings. One is about a house, the other is about a important block.

@@cypherjh4102 a comment is a comment it doesn’t matter

@@cypherjh4102 like the block

@@cypherjh4102 that's like saying that every word has a copyright.

@@cypherjh4102 bruh

Definitely. I want to see the spider man from the past vs ''spiderman'' from the future.

He's probably gonna be: That's all you got you Mexican scum I thought you were though but the only thing I see is a cry baby inside of you you claw puncher

Noir would kill him if he found out what he did to miles

Endermans be like

Underratted comment

@@sobinir7933 under *rat* ted

stolen

Yeah 😂

Wait, since it’s from an other dimension, doesn’t it make its atoms unstable and eventually destroyed

@@Nasir3623 maybe they reverse engineer it and then dispose of the original one

@@Nasir3623 Enought time to understand it before it's destroyed I guess?

Or he solved it before it got destroyed

@@Nasir3623 Maybe its a simple enough object, that his universe just lets it slide.

@kevin willems it's like,,, carbonated chocolate milk. it's very odd

I feel like that is something Nicolas Cage said in normal conversation.

*Time to fight some nazis, I guess...*

@kevin willems it’s like the original version of an ice cream milkshake

Hitler: I hate you

"well, It's a kind of long story" *a second later* "maybe not that long"

I just when through the comment section while the vid is playing, and I saw this one, at the exact same moment...

Thats a pfp if ive seen one.

@@spookysioux1224 tell a code dude

i need the sauce for my sosig

Hahah I was trying to figure out what he was saying thanks 😂

@@syna6622 np!

Underrated

LMAO

Or any block

Stack of likes

XD

i know right

I could his voice never changes

@@brandynperson3590 Aren't you special.

@@dylanmergner44 that was uncalled for

Yeah, he's probably mine too.

Go in to new comments and look right above you

The monster!

Captain America: LANGUAGE!

Noir: “It wasn’t me! It was the onomatopoeia action word behind me!”

Imagine modern Peter just going, "FUCK YOU" out of nowhere

Son of a nutcracker.

All I can tell is that it won't be so family friendly.

I'd even settle for a 10 min short. If Porker can get one, so can he.

We can all agree with this comment

Or something like "Sin City," with splashes of color.

All of them..

Hell yeah!!! 😄

Favorite freaking line by Noir.

Pretty badass line

“Please take this outside😑“

then dance, *dance*, *DANCE* till you're *DEAD* ~ ~ ~

Gotta love that half-tone screen

This comment is severely underatted

D a m n

HELP IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE

In Japanese it's the same. "Warui yatsura" indeed.

Omg

Dude he's like the second-ever spidey to dgaf about killing

What gun? I don't see any guns

@@HUNKragor Spider-Man Noir actually uses guns (not in this film, but in his comics). He keeps a pistol holstered on him at all times. In that shot he is reaching back and getting into a ready stance to draw his pistol if needed. Watch his right hand reach back, you can see the holster there.

He probably did and took a second to notice the enclosed environment filled with lots of allies

He used a gun in his introduction

Hopefully we see Miguel O’Hara travel to Noir’s dimension in the next film!

1 Esdras me too

@@1apollos902 YESSSS! 2099 Spiderman and Noir are my favourite!

Noir Fans? You mean _everyone on the planet?_

@Jake Blackeye, basically

He actually had one, he never really got to use it. We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.

@@fafflytailslogisonicuite104 r/wooooosh

@@thatlittleghostthing He was just explaining how he has guns.

@@thatlittleghostthing kind of a unnecessary woooosh.

@@thatlittleghostthing no you. r/woooosh

Also Noir hearing Miles' uncle is evil: This is a hardcore origin story

Ye its very disturbing

@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).

@@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, if Noir is 19 during the movie, then his Ben only died about a year ago, since Noir is like 18 or 19 in the comics

@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something

haha wtf why

I guess he likes good looks

@@sont4040 exaggerated swag

@@nikenick360 the exaggerated swagger of a black and white man

@@hunting_hound8252 lol that is true equality

Omg I never noticed that! Big oof

Pannerman

He’s just standing there, watching this all happen like “are you guys done yet”

He is fucking static too, its like he’s a mannequin

@@communistcrusader4117 he’s not even blinking lmao

This is literally the best comment on this video.

Except he's probably more nice

And just like incognito mode he has seen some serious shit

@@chefbendy4429 well he fights nazis and was covered in spiders

We dont pick the ballroom we just *D A N C E*

I would love to see how the three of them met, they seem to be as close as the three main spiders.

Penny was devastated losing her machine, which was built by her father, who was her "Uncle Ben" (Loved one who died) Noir understood completely how she felt. He's a good egg.

@@someguy4853 They were hanging out in the rafters of Aunt Mae's shed for a while

@@MRuby-qb9bd why were they there

@@jaidynhalling2162 Well, it's kind of a long story.

F Zap these are small details that makes the movie better like how Penni slaps noir after he says that’s a pretty hardcore origin story or how he tips his hat to miles for his efforts when they leave him in his room or the question marks above his head

@@killingkeeler9887 yeah

slick

Killing Keeler question marks above whose head? Can you give timestamp please

@@measme9721 above Spider Noir's head.

They appear at the end

@@Myhomeisacave I know, but they only make brief cameos. I hope they play more of a role in the next film.

True

Well in 1930s America is wasn’t frowned upon for people to punch black teenagers. In many places it was somehow encouraged. Never look at the past as better other what the value of the dollar was. You can like certain media of the past, but it’s important to be as critical back then as now. Like black people were protesting Gone With the Wind, Dumbo, and Song of the South even back in the 30s/40s. It’s not a modern problem. Photos exist of protests against Gone With the Wind and articles were written by black activists back then. Marlon Brando had a Native American woman except his Oscar for his role in the Godfather as a form of protest for better treatment of Indigenous people. Sorry. I just always worry about people glorifying the past and ignoring that past was not a fun time for marginalized groups.

@@carsfan1995 how do people in noir know which is which cuz there isnt any color there

@@carsfan1995 even the flames arent colored

SUPRISE ATTACK

"Let him get back up! Let him get back up! "

I just love the fact that Noir had zero hesitation punching a kid in the face in order to train him.

@@WilliamsLopezCastro yep

He is from the 1930s

*Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?*

Perfect cut

The second surprise always gets me lol

why does he rap after that?

Miles: I didn't listen to spider sense Tobey: first time?

SURPRISE!

Underrated

he's surprisingly his age sort of

Bonk

@@bodacious12 no. miles morales is supposed to be much younger than peter

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

LMAOOOOO

Eheheheh