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"It's making me have math thoughts!"

It reminds me of that joke: An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are asked to build a fence to contain a herd of sheep, using as little fencing as possible. The engineer just builds a circular fence around the sheep. The physicist constructs a circular fence of infinite radius and contracts it until it is the minimal size to contain all the sheep. The mathematician builds a fence around themself and says "I define myself to be on the outside of this fence."

Joe Alias make a fractal.

We all subconciously know that Australian spiders are more terrifying than non-Australian ones

Aussie here, the funnel web is one of the deadliest spiders in the world and likes to make it's home in people's shoes. The redback is a relative of the black widow and likes to make it's home under toilet seats. Other than those two, the rest of the spiders here are relatively harmless and some are delightfully cute such as the dancing peacock spiders. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rr95iKl2tsvMY5s.html

a not Australian variety?

funnel-web spiders that live outside of australia are true spiders (Araneae), while the ones that live in australia very close but not quite true spiders due to their divergence happening a loooong while back (mygalomorphs, tarantulas are also mygalomorphs)

And we all know that Australian funnel web spiders need to be nuked from orbit because it's the only way to be sure.

Toastbrot Saaaame

*HINT, HINT*

heyyyy same

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Shareena Jeon it’s doughnut sry I get kinda mad at that no hate just me

Justines Art Channel I thought it was spelled both ways... Guess I was wrong

AKA, a "donut job"

it broke mine

Jammer82571 eyyyyy

Jammer82571 i like how its editted but still has a mistake xD

Has whatever a spider hath

Can he move. In 4d?

Nice

Nasya Soraya Because, you know, time, space, physics, maths, that kind of thing. But seriously, that web is not big compared to most webs, or sofas, or equations, or stars. BTW it is just made of stardust, just like you, me, Kittens and monkeys, coffee and tea. Because you like kittens, don't you? (Maths is a module made by Make Noise.)

Maybe she lives in Australia lol

Nasya Soraya P I L L O W S I guess.

That spider would have made that web in one go, and rather quickly, not over a long period of time. The same could happen to you c:

That's a one night spider job. They build webs really fast. I've had surprise grass spider funnel webs like that pop up in my window overnight, or once there was one on my purse rack. I'm much less chill about it when I discover them though.

Now watch; it’ll be 3 years until the next one

Zach Graham Nah I think vi has found a good upload schedule to follow, she’s been pretty consistent lately

it's like twin primes :')

Wait... if all of your birthdays came at once, you’re out of birthdays now. You have one more year left to live. Make the most of it!

Just in but it's *_opposite day_*

But it still thicc tho

The spiders already took over the universe, what's there to be worried about?

But if she would've burned the web she would've burned the entire universe so that's no good

Andreas Aristokrates I would’ve just burned the house

That spider is being a bro and cleaning up insects. I never understood everyone's fear of spiders (except australians, they need to have a healthy fear of everything that moves)

Omg just sent a comment with those exact words before I even saw this one.

Yep. he is an artsy douche

Yeah that gave me the sads in this video but it was otherwise swell! (Mr. Kapoor has not done the best job of managing his brand, it could be said.)

Sobsz it actually inspired someone to make their own blackest black and pinkiest pink. Tom Scott made a video about it :)

Celina k oh yeah i remember that one i especially love the part where they explicitly tell him not to buy this thing because he already has his own color but then he does it anyway

Yeah anish kapoor is a dick. and stuart semple is a gift. as well as making the pinkest pink and the greenest green and the yellowest yellow and the second blackest black (which isn't incredibly dangerous!) and the glitteriest glitter (which is made of glass, no joke. Stick your fingers in THAT, kapoophead) -- all of which are FORBIDDEN from Anish Kapoor -- Semple made the glowiest glow pigment, which is ESPECIALLY available for Kapoor, because "we want you to know how lovely it feels to #sharethelight." Pettiness goals. But also 110% deserved.

The second one is me😂 I have fainted way too many times at bugs😂

Ikr, every time it showed the spider I squinted to blur the spider in to the darkness of the hole.

For many in-house spiders it's a death penalty, if you put them outside.

Then how'd they get in the house to begin with?

They live in storage rooms, garages etc. Many of the in-door spiders have adapted to live... in-doors. They were born inside and they live inside. It's not like spiders wander around the globe and suddenly just stumble upon someones residence and enter via window and start doing their thing. They've kinda always been there, but usually not within the areas where humans live. It's basically how if you'd take a city dwelling pigeon and put it into the wilderness, it would probably die (unless it flies to the urban areas again), because it has adapted to humans and urban areas. So in short: Spiders don't enter your house and build webs. They have always been there... watching... waiting...

But that's just a grass spider. They're totally fine outdoors.

@@LimeyLassen Probably through pipes, air conditioners, or windows etc.

*you're :P

We are truly being spoiled.

The God Emperor thanks 😂

As long as it's not the spider that is being killed! D:

who are you and what have you done with vihart

That's someone's home!

Shareena Jeon no what if someone (like a giant) came to your house and “cleaned it” nocking it down so your house is gone

Kowzorz bUt WoUld YOU WANT A SPIDER LIVIBG IN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU HAVE ARACHNOPHOBIA

I don't see how your intolerance is the spider's problem until you make it it's problem...you homewrecker

Please get the flamethrower

The best explaining on vector fields EVER

How cute, Uhuhu~ *pours purple spider tea while munching on spider donut*

Cutekoalas19198 hi fren

mrmimeisfunny only thing I agree with there is pineapple pizza is disgustin

Ah, I’m so glad I’m not a “normal people”

But pineapple on pizza IS disgusting

It isn't "Disgusting", you just don't like it.

First two are true

you have to stop man

Why are you here?

TrolletPlays because he has good taste

Sometimes I wonder... “Do you live on KZfaq?”

Justin Y. Wow, even on vihart video's

The God Emperor What would you rather want her to do? Doing maths (cool) or cleaning the house (boooring), huh??!

A web like that can be built by a spider in one night. I think that most of the people here don't clean under their couch pillows every day... let alone go around their houses during the night, checking if spiders are building webs underneath their couch pillows.

Spiders are cool

Pi stauders are cooler though

What LordBhorak said. I found one of those in my window once, but didn't find the spider, so I just removed the web. The web was back in full force the very next morning. This time when I cleaned it up, I successfully found the spider. But yeah, that web can be built in just a few hours by an industrious spider while you're busy sleeping.