Spent a little more time getting creative with this one. Let me know if you like this style of video, it was a ton of fun to produce.

Years ago when I lived in an apartment, I had an alarm on my bike. I was sitting 3 stories up in my living room when I heard my alarm in the underground parking. I ran downstairs and there was my bike, a screwdriver stuck in the ignition and a toolbox full of tools beside it. The thief was not expecting an alarm! It scared the crap out of him and he ran off leaving about $1000 worth of tools behind. I still have those tools 😀

I personally think chaining a Pitbull or Rottweiler to the frame is the most effective deterrent. Angry Chihuahua if you're on a budget.

I'm the type of person that never finishes anything. I watched this whole video. Perfect length, good editing, valuable message. This is a keeper.

Great job on this one: very well produced, and very entertaining. I got serious F9 vibes from it, and that's definitely a compliment :)

I would say the cover is less about deterring lazy thieves and more about deterring thieves conscious enough to realize that pulling up a cover to check someone else’s property is extremely suspicious. Edit: also another easy way to signal “my bike has a disc lock/chain on it” is to use reminder cables, especially neon bright cables running right up to the handlebar. Good reminder to take it off before you ride, good signal to a thief to move on before they mess with the fork lock.

I caught someone trying to steal my bike earlier this year. He didn't like it too well when he almost got shot. You know that criminals are less likely to reoffend after being shot

Fantastic production. The quality reminds me of Fortnine, but with your own unique style, delivery, humor, etc. Definitely a thumbs up.

Dude, the choreography in this video, the staging and lighting and use of flyover shots... This kind of work elevates your content to another level.

Ive had 3 motorbikes stolen, 2 were tied to a fence with chains and a disk lock and third was the same but to a lampost, since then with bike #4, I now have 3 disk locks on, an anti grind chain that goes through my front forks linking it to the lampost and an oxford beast lock and chain locking up the rear wheel to the frame and have a tracker/cover, yet everyday I still wakeup and worry for my bike 😂

When l lived in a apartment l put a big eye bolt in a 5 gallon bucket and filled it with concrete. It weighed 80lbs and l chained my motorcycle to it. It made moving the motorcycle a hassle and worked as a deterrent.

This video gives me big Fortnine vibes, the production quality is just top tier. Keep it up Spite we’re all rooting for ya!!

6:22 for added security put that orange lock through the sprocket instead of that frame.

If there was ever a person qualified on this subject it'd be spite lol. Love the video, everything from the production and editing to the presentation were all on Fortnine levels of greatness. Keep up the great work spite!

I use a cover that clips around each tire, then I lock both wheels , my bike is over 700lbs so no one will be picking it up, the bike is keyless entry with a built in alarm, parked right in front of the camera next to bedroom! If you manage to get through all that and still want to steal my motorcycle, I have my buddy Nine Millie and his 12 friends.. if it happens and I’m not around then I have full coverage insurance lol .

Interesting video, to protect my bike i do the following - 22mm chain with large lock, 16mm chain with alarm lock and ground anchor, steering lock, datatag and a tracker. I also sleep in the front bedroom which overlooks my drive so i would hear if the alarm went off. I live about 100metres from a police station. I keep a bb rifle and baseball next to my bed. Getting a German Shepherd too soon for added security. Also have cctv with alarm and voice ability, aka GET AWAY FROM MY BIKE! 👍

Man I can't tell you how impressed I am with you! Kept your head up and stayed true to who you are. The videos are great. I look forward to them! Great advice in this one. Will definitely look into beefing up my security

Cameras and 2A… I know KZfaq is against this view, but it won’t leave the parking area.

Bro this video quality is crazy you need to keep doing this

Loved the new styling of the video, looks much more professional and production value at least seems higher, great to see it. Carry on the great work and we cant wait to see more videos.

Love the new format Spite! I'd like to see more videos like this, even if it means waiting longer between uploads. Keep this up, and your channel is gonna be huge!

Recently had my 790 Duke stolen from my apartment. Defiantly taking this great and unfortunately necessary advice to heart when i get my next bike. Keep up the great content, love the format/style of this vid. Very useful content.

My bike got jacked a couple weeks ago. Got it back thankfully. but it made me up my security game tenfold. I had previously only used the Fork Lock, and occasionally a Cover or Disc lock if I didn't expect to ride for a day. Since the theft I've purchased a Ring Camera for my Parking Spot (apartment life, boo), AirTagged all my bikes, and sank a 1"x4" eyelet into the parking lot to run a Kryptonite chain through. I figure my bikes cost a lot more than my security deposit, and I *highly* recommend defacing your parking lot for the additional level of security.

Impressive piece of content, the setting, background music and information all matched perfectly. Keep it up Spite!

Once i left my motorcycle at the airport car park and went on a holiday. There were dozens of bikes there. When i arrived, the cover on my bike was lifted up in the front wheel area and hooked up high on the steering bar. Clearly someone was checking what my bike's make and condition was. Because i had two chains on a front wheel and a screemer disc lock on the back wheel they did not still my bike. But i was surprised that even in such place with lots of CCTV cameras around someone still tried to steal my bike.

It hurts me that the cover you used is the exact same cover that was on my CRF300L when they stole it. They cut that front strap and just picked it up and took it. I didn’t have a tracker on it. One thing I’d add to the video: beware of your surroundings. People are watching you come and go on your bike. If it’s under a cover, someone nearby is probably the one who stole it. The thieves who stole my CRF moved over two bikes to get to mine. They knew what it was.

You can also use a Apple Air Tag and a Tile. The Monimoto is a great gps tracker for motorcycle.

You were the only reason I ever watched the Yammie Boob channel, so I'm really glad to see you doing so well on your own! Keep up the great work!

You can get motorcycle covers with reinforced holes to pass a lock through the wheels at both ends, making it tougher for them to "unwrap the present". Other than that, this is really solid advice coming from someone with real world experience. There was a big theft a few years ago in North Sydney, where a white van pulled up next to a motorcycle parking bay & the guys got out & loaded up in broad daylight. They went straight for the Ducati's, BMW's & Harley's in front of hundreds of witnesses & no one batted an eyelid, so yes, if they want your bike they'll take it. So if you commute to work & have to park on the street, get a cheap reliable bike & leave your fun bike for the weekends.

If you have a ground level door, roll that bike into the living room. I've done this at a many of Super 8's and other outside door motels. Only thing that was ever said to me by other people staying their was smart move! If you're not riding your bike daily and have your bike in an area like spite does as shown here, you could let alot of the air out of the tires and make sure they're nearly flat! Like he said thief's are lazy and if they're going to have to work their butt's off just to push the bike a few hundred yards to wherever their truck or trailer is they might just move on to an easier target. Craftsman battery operated Air compressors can be bought for cheap compared to buying a new bike if you don't have specific replacement insurance.

Someone stole my R1 in august. Alarm lock and chain didn’t help. Two weeks ago they found it, one half mile away. I had taken out the battery to charge it inside. I have since invested in an AirTag and a better garage spot.

The more videos you put out, the more thankful I am about the YN split. Your style of content is THRIVING in your own space. This is your best video yet Spite. Keep ‘em coming! 🔥

Spite, this video was perfect. Entertaining, informative, well edited and put together. Awesome content! I'm glad I subscribed

I live in a gated community and keep my bike in a garage and still chain it up at night with the steering lock on with a gps tracker

Great production quality on this video, love the graphics on the intro, and speaking of the intro, what an amazing way to get into the video! I feel like the only thing this might have been missing was a bit more light, but it kind of suited the video so either way this was a really great video!

Northern bc Canada, my buddy had his 300L less than a week and someone cut the heavy hardened chain, they tried to wheel it away...steering locked. Bike was in the middle of the street in the morning. I told him next time it will be two of them and a pickup, Sent him a link for an Amazon rotor lock/alarm. It's gone off twice in the middle of the night. They haven't been back all summer/fall

Great job on the video, Spite. I watch videos for the content, but also the personality, and you deliver on both.

Production of these has gotten insane!

This was excellent... I really like the way you went with this video. Stylish, informative and not too long. This is perfect spite. Keep these vids coming and you'll be laughing!!!

1) Piece together plumbing supplies and an upwardly shaped explosive charge. 2) Place underneath your bike seat. 3) Wire circuit to your bike's antitamper alarm. 4) Spooky profit

Very Fortnine like video, which means excellent! I hate thieves. Another way to reduce crime is to move. I kept getting stuff stolen in Las Vegas. Nothing stolen in North Dakota for the last 14 years.

I was thinking about getting a Navi for my first bike but have been hesitant due to how light and small it is for this reason. But these are great tips and make me feel better. Thank you

Great video, as usual. Absolutely right. All those measures, whilst thouted as "anti-theft", are actually only meant to be theft deterrents. ANYTHING can be stolen given enough time and adequate tools. Heck when my ignition cylinder went bad on the old FJR, I just replaced it with an on/off $0.99 switch from the parts store ziptied to the ignition hole in the triple tree. The chain and disc lock kept the bike safe.

It’s all about layers. Like cake. I like to have an anchor or something to chain my bike to. A chain around my swingarm or frame. I have an AirTag hidden. I have a GPS hidden. And a secondary GPS hidden. I also use a disc lock with an alarm. I also use a bike cover. But to be honest, parking in light won’t do much. Steering locks are good. Disc locks are good. But you can steal a bike with skateboards. But it’s definitely going to help. Also, adding a camera with motion activation can be good. It’ll send notifications when someone is coming by your bike. And potentially get a glimpse of who did it.

Loving the format and the effort. No stupid memes, no lists, no fluff. Getting a nice Fortnine vibe and I mean that in the most positive way! 👍👍👍

Glad you've gone out on your own and ditched that other channel. Love the quality of this video and hope you stick with this format. One thing I want to add is that good insurance is one of the best things you can do to protect yourself when your bike is stolen.

More like this format. Amazing, you had me hooked

Great job, well scripted and the edits are great. Best one yet

Great vid. Had 2 bikes stolen. Dr350, came buy my brothers and threw in back of truck. The 2nd in front of my buddies house at 3p. Didnt lock the steering & thief just rolled away & think hid it in nearby house. Lesson learned. I did have theft on both bikes at least

Fantastic video Spite!! Loving the mix of casual chats/rides and produced videos like this. Such a great mix, youre killing it mate!!

This is great advice, I have watched tons of vids on keeping my bike safe as I use it to commute into the city near me. This still taught me a few things, and makes me want to get that loud lock you have as I park in a parking garage. Cheers Spite!

Got a bit of some F9 vibes! Came out really cool

Love, love, LOVE the intro. I feel like I say this every video, but keep up the great work!

That info is gold and now I am really interested in that break lock it is something that I always overlooked, but Spite I have experienced a lot of theft and now use the Lock and cover but the theft everyone should watch out for and that I am experiencing is the con. Someone for some reason asks for your bike and you trust them, take it from me "DON'T LEND YOUR BIKE TO ANYONE!"

I love everything about this video! I love your tips! I also love love love the lighting and music! 👍😊🔥🌟

We do all of the above for when we travel…our bikes live in a garage at home but are vulnerable when we travel

Awesome vid! I’ve been worried about this for a while considering I’m planning to purchase a bike soon and wasn’t sure what to do, thanks for the advise!

that was a great video, I liked it. But you forgot the "MOST" effective theft deterrent. Have a bike nobody will go to jail over stealing! That's why I gave my daughter (who lives in an apartment) a 2005 Honda Shadow 750C, lol 😆 It's a great first bike and no one even looked at stealing it for her first season of riding 😂 One thing you didn't mention about the disc locks is the fact that when it rains the rain will set them off! every time....ask me how I know, smh lol

New logo animation looks DOPE!

I used to have a rotor lock. The thief tried to drill thru the lock but ended up breaking his drill. lol But I have to pay hundred bucks to ask a locksmith to unlock my lock since my lock was completely damged.

It's always a good day when Spite posts! Also this was Fortnine level quality. Keep it up.

Literally just had my cover stolen the other night. That happened and watching this video just woke me up. Now instead of the new Shoei helmet I’ll be getting chains and disc alarms and 3 cameras 😂 . Thanks for the video spite . I subscribed

Good job on the production man, enjoyed it. On the substance note - i would like to know more about things you can bolt in ground so no one can lift the bike.

cmon y'all lets get Spite to 100k subs right now.

Thank you for talking about covers! As a ex master bike thief I been telling people for YEARS to cover their bikes. More importantly to use multiple locks since ANY lock can be picked or brute Force attacked the point of locks is to make it to hard take to long. Me I use a high-end cover with a cover lock 🔒 a simple small combo lock but it's a easy 30-60 seconds. Than I have 2 Anubis disc locks on both wheels adds about 2 minutes plus each have a 140db built in alarm steering lock of course than a kryptonite NYC lock securing the bike to a stationary object it takes about 4 minutes to grind through. All Giving me about 5 to 7 minutes of safety worth of locks alone. I also have a 2 way alarm system with proximity detection and motion detection it alerts my fop when it goes off if I'm to far to hear it but the bike itselfs lights go nuts and the siren is super loud 📢. If all that fails I have 2 GPS systems 1 wired into the bike wired up in such a way that if you try to disconnect it improperly the bike will not run i.e ripping it off which in itself would be hard since it is in an area that requires removal of other parts and a Samsung tile tag tucked DEEP into the bike. I have very bad karma so I take the extra steps takes about 10 minutes to park or leave my bike though 😅

I'm using a multi-layered system: Cover Big ass Kryptonite chain (locked to cover through front wheel very tightly, hanging down off the floor) 2 Screamer bump alarms Land/Sea/Air active gps tracker Grip Lock on the clutch Parked in gear (underground parking) Disk lock Steering lock And since it's a V star 650, it would take three or four strong dudes to lift it. With only 6'8" of clearance and cameras everywhere. (I still don't sleep well and have to look at my bike at least once a day.)

Breaking away from the YN spam formula has done wonders for you as a creator. Good shit man.

Really enjoy the style of this video. Cannot wait to see how this channel evolves.

New to motorcycle and I live in nyc. Your video helps me so much! Thank you 🙏🏾

You did it! Not sure if it was because a couple of us asked for it or it's just a coincidence but THANKS. To me it seems like we asked and you delivered, and that means a lot!

Grommie Bear has had his bikes stolen 2 times since moving there. Seems like the city should do something about that.

Haven't watched all the videos on this channel yet but this is my favorite so far!

It's pretty obvious who the driving force was that made Yammie so popular. Spite's content is so much better presented and watchable.

Some bike covers have grommets to keep the cover from flying away in the wind. A cheap thin cable to keep the thief from easily lifting the cover is another level of annoying.

Fantastic cinematography and styling. Fan ode to fortnine quality with the attitude of Spite

I love the intensity, production and content of this video. Great vid Spike!

Channel gaining speed, good for you, I was hoping you'd make it through after what happened! All the best!

That little alarm was loud! Volume full blast warning! 🤣

Great video. Since m last bike got stolen, I have one chain going around a lamp post and front wheel, one chain around same lamp post and frame, one chain around (you guessed it) lamp post and rear wheel, as well as an alarm disk lock and a cover at all times. It's a pain in the arse to go through that routine every day, but it's worth it

Great video, Spite. It's a bummer that thieves in Austin are so bold. Up here in Canada in my locked garage my bike is pretty safe, eh. But the benefit of your experience is much appreciated.

I had my R1 stolen once, it was in a underground garage... thank god i got talked into putting a GPS tracker on it.

Videos like this make me wonder just how much the Douchatista was stifling Spites creativity.

it is really impressive how the production quality levels up on every single video you post 0.0

Loved and hated this video! Loved it because its great content and really nice production values. The hate part is because I CAN'T F*CKING STAND THEIVES. Glad to see that subscriber number keeps climbing! Come on 100k! Lets go!

Echos of Ryan @ Fortnine, and that's a serious compliment. It's wonderful to see more entertaining, well made videos. Really great, well made, with your own style in there. I think you're really on to something here.

You missed what I consider to be the most effective and convenient option. Comprehensive insurance. Get the full value of the bike back without worrying if the police can recover it.

Fantastic video. Love the cinematography. Also good advice. For those using disk locks also make sure they aren't easy to pick/rake.

I think I heard of a guy down the street in the complex I used to live in. After 2 bikes stolen, he chose a different route. Apparently he was an electrician. He got a couple of capacitors from air conditioners. The wire around the bottom of his cover was metal and uninsulated... ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Yep. Somebody effed around and found out too!!! Last I heard he still has that bike.

Every motorcycle owner needs to see this video. I used a chain through my back rim on my Kz550 to stop it from getting stolen from my apartment complex 35 years ago. I had the chain through bikes my back rim and through the steel hand rail of the porch. I lived on the ground floor and was in my living room awake at 1:30a.m. when I heard the chain go 'CHING!' and I went outside and found the chain super tight but the bike still there. That cover and the alarm disc lock are a great ideas. I would do EVERYTHING you said as well as a big chain through something like a steel rail or around a light pole or something like that. These days, I would be carrying if I went to check my bike ....with at least pepper spray or a chef knife or bat or something ....because thieves are crazy these days. And the police are simply buried in assault crime...property crime is low on their list of give a darn. It's always best to make the thieves really nervous about stealing your stuff whatever that is. Try to make them steal someone elses stuff. Great video, Spite. Keep them coming.

Really great video. I'm going to update my bike security...

Unfortunately in my city we have a lot of professional thieves that do in fact pick up your bike and throw in in the back of a vehicle. That's why it's more important to get theft insurance.

Oh my goodness Spite, this was so darn good. I'm so impressed with what you've done

Great video spite. Informative and presented in an entertaining way. This is the first video of yours I watched all the way through. Edit: also, you should link to the products with an affiliate link to even further monetize your content.

In addition, if you can hide a wireless door cam around your bike, you can AT LEAST get the jump on when the crime first starts to happen.

Ohoho this was one of my favorite videos from you yet!

Great content Spite, im lucky enough to live in an apartment where there's 24 hour security and the only way out is through a security check point and 24 / camera surveillance but I do feel for those less fortunate

Don't bother with steering lock unless its the only lock you have, breaking the steering lock is surprisingly expense if you need to repair. My bike is alarmed, parts etched, big fkoff chain and a tracker. For some reason society won't let me chain a dog to it.

The easy grab is always going to go first, unless the hard grab is something good. There’s a street triple near me with that gets a cover and a chain (I think) along with a cbr that just sits on the curb. My measly SV spends its parked life on stands, rear wheel chained to a deck post, front wheel chained through the head stand, and a cover chained on. That’s a lot of chain and more ruckus than a Suzuki is worth to steal.

I’m getting some Fortnine vibes from this. I like the cinematography on this one! Also thanks for the info, I’ll be sure to grab a few things for my bike

Get a larger lock (like Oxford boss) and loop it through bike cover and rear wheel . 10x more annoying and also prevents others from stealing the actual rain cover on a rainy day