im rich

I am buying SO many pizza rolls with my $10 you won't even believe it

Dan named multiple fruits, instead of one vegetable He is amazing

saying that pearl probably drinks oil and is therefore the most flammable idol is one of the funniest and most accurate things i've ever heard about her

Jay, I just wanted to say. Your mom is very generous for making us pizza rolls, I hope she gets us a sprite as well.

Today we learned a great lesson: NEVER give carrots to Splatoon KZfaqrs

Watching DougDoug know nothing about Splatoon was the funniest part. "He's a flounder, right?"

I love how he immediately went from someone with 5-6 hours to someone with 740

I love how failboat didn't list a vegetable at all and he answered it twice lol

"Dude will probably pick dude." Dude: Me The prophecy has become true.

7:50 so he asked failboat what "vegetable" he would use to defend his house and he proceeds to say 2 fruits. He literally said dragonfruit man 💀

0:26 "if you get 10 kills you get 10 dollars, if you get 30 kills youget 30 dollars if you get 700 kills I report you." -Jaymoji

Jay always laughing when everyone says carrot 😂

i bought so many arizona iced teas with my winnings

I'm a Millionaire now

the most flammable idol is shiver. reason 1. her name. shivering is associated with the cold. this makes it seem that she spends most of her time in the cold, and therefore would not be used to being near fire. reason 2. her looks. the absence of the eyeliner, and her skin makes her seem albino, and albino people lack pigment, which is one of the things that make you resistant to sunlight, and the sun is fire. reason 3. in splatfests the platform (or should I say splatform) she stands on, is made of wood. wood is very flammable, meaning she would get set on fire faster. Reason 4: she picked grass in the pokemon splatfest, and grass is weak to fire in pokemon.

love how dan not only picked 2 fruits, but one literally has fruit in the name and he didnt even notice

I would be absolutely poor if I did this

lmfao i love that they all immediately answer jaymoji hoping for brownie points

as a math enthusiast, i received much psychic damage watching everyone answer 9 + 15 wrong (thank you kacero)

This challenge confirms DougDoug's next video: "Reproduction explained with food"

I love how you were writing all the answers with a feather

how nobody said callie to the flammable question is beyond me because she seems like the type of person to accidentally set something on fire lmao

perfectly calling out how dude would answer that question was so funny lmao and i really liked the mental image failboat paints with dual wielding dangerous fruits

tbh I'd kill for a JayMoji, Doug doug, Pointcrow collab

Things learned today: Do not rob Frye in the grocery store near the carrots with a flamethrower.

I was waiting patiently for somebody to say "Jaymoji DELUXE" but The Barry was cut out before he finished, damn

The fact that I knew exactly what song Mellana was talking about at 13:24 , I was absolutely obsessed with that story mode song for a long time (It's called "Seep & Destroy" by Octoplush btw)

I legit cried when Doug called Big Man a flounder 💀 💀

Imagine you invited octoboy and he was just silent the whole time

Having DougDoug going first was totally unexpected, but a welcoming one

Doug: "He's a flounder, right?" Jay: "No, he's a stingray." Me: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE'S A MANTA RAY THE CLUE'S IN THE NAME"

Coconuts are incredibly deadly

First off, I love this concept. This video was hilarious. Second, hearing how many hours everyone mentions they have in Splatoon 3 so far, I feel like I gotta chill tf out. I'm a busy college student and somehow in spite of spending 12 hours a day M-Th at school and working 25 hours a week and still somehow getting all my homework finished, I've additionally managed to play *so* much Splatoon 3. I never actually played Splatoon 1 or 2 since I didn't have a WiiU as a teen and didn't buy myself a switch until 2020. Idk why I just never picked up 2 even though I was obssessed with Callie as a kid during the duration of S1. Through sheer determination, sleep deprivation, and the need to cope with the workload of Art School somehow, I have already clocked 90 hours in Splatoon 3 😭 it's wild to me that I've somehow played more hours than my friends who played hundreds of hours across the first two games and watching this thinking I would be in a normal range compared to those with thousands of hours across the board my Splatoon 3 hours are still stupidly high already. Damn 😭 escapism is a powerful thing

If anyone's interested, the songs the Mellana and DUDE were talking about are Alterna Mission 8 and Paintscraper, respectively.

This was a distraction test, which explains why Boat was Top 3, he's used to his chat Bullying/Distracting him, and is therefore unphased by Jay doing it.

I'd love to see this as some sort of series! Hilarious!

PLEASE DO ANOTHER VID LIKE THIS, THIS WAS SO GOOD

“If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills… *I RePorT YoU* “ -Jay 2022

for anyone wondering, the song Mellana was talking about is called "Seep and Destroy" from the Splatoon 3 story mode

“If you got 700 kills, I’ll report you😑”

Cyrus:Eggplant Understandable. Cyrus: Crying face emoji What do you mean by that?

"If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills *I report you* " This is my favorite jaymoji quote.

5:07 “lack of homicide” is now framed on my wall

Gotta love seeing jay eat that 3 dollar Wawa breakfast burrito

A lot of people don't know this. Dude is so good a Splatoon that Nintendo begs him not to participate in tournaments, so that other teams can actually stand a chance at winning. If he participated in any tournament, the other teams would just pack up and leave before any of the matches started. What would the point be other than to watch him crush their hopes and dreams and mix their tears into his G Fuel? So they just bribe him with double the money that he would've won. He once held a team back at spawn by himself, while the rest of his team went afk and got some ice cream. They didn't even offer him any, because the taste of crushing his opponents is a sweet enough treat for him, although it was still pretty rude.

next Time you gotta do it with ProChara

This video was so fun!! I loved the random questions that distracted everyone🤣

IM SO GLAD DOUGDOUG PLAYED SPLATOON EVEN IF ITS ONLY 5 HOURS LMAO

*Why are all these splatubers shanking people with carrots...*

Amazing vid man, hope to see a next one of these. but with other creators/pro's ^^ Amazing vid and stay awesome

"what fruits or veggies are you using to defend yourself" Grenade avocado.

Amazing concept like always jay ! It would be amazing if you did a version with your subscribers !

I like how hacker was like panicking for a sec. And I love how jaymoji looks, he looks pretty epic.

hearing hackerling struggle with 1st grade math problems really made my day

Should have a team like mecha, chara, dude and Melana in a turf war so they just drain your account while talking about random shit and still winning

See it’s funny because there’s a Transformer figure in the Titans Return line, being special edition Arcee. It’s head comes off and becomes another character. The character’s name? Leinad.

That bathtub bit was hilarious 😂

Ok but can this become a huge series, PLEASE

I'm surprised no one mentioned peppers for the vegetable. I'd pick a ghost pepper, crush it, then rub the juice in the robber's eyes.

That beginning was unexpected 😂

Everybody gangsta until that poor woman will have to make at least 500k pizza rolls

Idk why but that inkling hair actually fits jay so well

this version of Jay is the actual smart and sophisticated! XD

This is some of the most entertaining splatoon content ive ever seen

Hearing DougDoug talk about Splatoon was not something that I ever thought would happen.

Your videos are amazing and really make my day I’m subscribed btw And I hope you get 500k subs by the end of the year

Who knew me and Doug Doug were 1 day apart for our birthday

That 9 + 15 is gonna be the new 6 x 3 from Hardstop Lucas cuz nobody knows it.

Everyone getting the 9+15 question wrong was hilarious. It's the great equalizer.

Note to self: get 699 kills to not get reported

Watching this in the middle of Italian class the grind never stops for jaymoji Ciao everyone!

I can totally see this as a series. 👍

was very surprised to see Doug here, loved the vid!

its really refreshing to see new players

It would be impossible for me to go pass the question “who is your favorite KZfaqr” because I started watching KZfaq two years ago just for Jaymoji

I subbed and I expect pizza rolls soon knowing how good your content is

Amazing video keep it up!

5:40 can confirm, crab battle is a real youtube thing!

I usually get 10 kills a match, but doesn't matter because I'm gonna probably get disconnected

i swear he was about to say "hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome back" XD great vid

Jay: which vegetable would you defend yourself with Dan: *dragonfruit*

im trying not to watch splatoon 3 vids as i legit get it this week but i cant stop especially since its a jay vid :)

they're all so wholesome

Jay, every time you asked favorite song, I thought of the song that plays in the cooking videos with the men kissing.

Your commentary makes me laugh 😂

kinda wild that I found DougDoug's channel only two weeks ago and now he's your first guest of the day

ah! no I still haven’t gotten the game yet😭 I’m so jealous. But ur making me really excited! another great video as always🧡

i dont want to be near a splatoon player that is holding a carrot. noted

Well Frye being most flammable makes sense now, she was literally on team fire.

i'mma get myself THREE biggie bags from wendys now

this was delightful i hope u make another one /gen

oh my god i didnt expect dougdoug to be here, so many of my favorite youtubers in one video!!

Bro Hacker’s laugh literally serves as my life support.

Let’s be honest here, the only muppet that wouldn’t get past airport security is Dr. Teeth

I look at the pose with the money I laugh then I see the kills after that I’m like WHAT THE VEEMO

My vegetable weapon of choice for self defense would be a Habanero pepper. Just rip it open and cover my fingers in its juice, and all I need to do is wipe my hands onto my attacker's eyes to momentarily blind them. Or I could poke out their eyes too to further incapacitate them with a perpetual stinging sensation. Unconventional as it sounds, it's super effective.

“hoo ho HOO” “Im gonna take that as a no”

4:04 this is the only reason i came to this video

4:04 Jay was that a callback to a early splatoon 2 video. the one where you did a kill challenge with tweets.