“my god ain’t finna do me like that” had me in absolute tears

“my god ain’t finna do me like that. my god loves me.” i’m sobbing

Zaid actually refraining from sex for the sake of his grind set is hilarious to me

"He get hella meow meow" really got me dude 😂😂😂 I'm watching this at 6am before work trying not to disturb my roommates, but that line made it really hard.

Long hair guy has huge Youth Group Metalcore Virgin Energy

Matt must be a theatre kid. That might be the most convincing performance on this series ever. Absolute legend.

I love that he played up the “nerdy virgin short guy” act cuz women know that don’t mean a thing when it comes to sex but men?? He fooled them all

yo it's me from the video! I'm the poser sex-haver! Thanks for reacting to this, u did good fam. I def spent days before the shoot saying "I am Matthew and I am a virgin" until it sounded believable, shaved off my full beard so I could lie about my age (I'm 27 not 23), and acted more awkward than I usually do on set. When I con I con HARD yo. Hit me up if you wanna talk behind the scenes stuff sometime, I've been in 4 Jubilee videos and 10 Cut videos, so you know I've got good tea...

I never want to hear Cody say "slippy grippy" ever again.

Imagine Cody telling you that your hoodie "isn't breedable".💀

"i trusted him like he plays trombone, i play clarinet, we're good." Bro rly felt betrayed because they both were in marching band

If you’ve seen Matthew in other cut videos there’s no second guessing that that dude fucks. He’s so culturally knowledgeable and interesting on all of his cameos. You can tell that he can keep up a conversation well and be smooth with it.

the guy in blue with muscles has spent way too much time online lmaoooo

"my god loves me" officially the most backhanded roast of 2023

Cody's insistence on calling it the "slippy grippy" is the funniest thing of all time

I personally think every incel needs to watch this video as it completely goes against their ignorant beliefs. like he said.. just be confident and have good hygiene. also know how to respect women.

Give the editor a raise, holy moly these intros have my jaw wide open as if it's a train tunel

“what up yalll” hahaha the little goofy skip he did made it even better. what a king, good message about looking for the right ones and being respectful too

The dude sayin “he get hella meow meow” had me dyin😂😂

I love how the other guy started clapping during the reveal. Like damn, this guy was so cool, I'm happy it's him. Totally deserves it.

The mole: lies Cody: so honest 😩

“my god loves me” omfg that whole segment had me crying

3:52 "yeah but my god ain't gonna do me like that" had me WHEEZING

The buff guy is definitely a Andrew Tate Stan

I think we can all officially say that Matt definitely gets the meow meow 24/7

editor deserves a raise. he's absolutely killing these intros.

cody lowkey dissing the non-virgin by saying “I have no guesses, they all seem pretty genuine” I’m dead

As a virgin who played clarinet in marching band, that kid was spot on lol

The fact that the non virgin said "I don't tell anyone I'm a virgin because I feel very ashamed of it like I've failed somehow" is just crazy (9:29) 😂

Zaid is going to be a virgin forever with that philosophy

Cody has been absolutely killing it like, you can tell how much good energy is put in every vid got my laughing off my seat

"I don't want to flex rn" ✨Flexes incredibly hard✨

wait hold on whats a slippy grippy 😳

i’ll never get over these intros. they keep getting better every time

Have good hygiene and be respectful is a message a lot of people could really benefit from hearing.

Dang this was a great video. The "my god ain't finna do me like that" and also the way Matt jumped out at the end when the red lights came on were both really hilarious

“I’ve had naked women on top of me and I’ve still said no” ☠️

didn't expect this episode to be so wholesome

when he started moving/stretching @12:23 that was the sign. basically “I just fcken won noobs” 😅

the mole’s acting was too good. such an inspiring message too lol

“Not meaning to brag” and then tells exactly how much he paid for his car

We need a tier list on the most "breedable" clothing and brands now

7:29 the absolute most uninterested “interesting” ever

The funny/sad part is that throughout the video, everything Matt said had me thinking, "Dude, I can totally relate, your experience was my entire 20s" and so on. Them boom... whamboozled.

"slippy grippy" and "ham wallet" are going into my everyday vocabulary

I was screaming at the scream that it was glasses guy because it was obvious. And at the end with the last three when they were both pointing at each other and he was in the middle smiling. Great video

I know im super late to the party here, but these videos have me cryinggggg. Your commentary is like how I watch these and joke along so you have me so dead. Never stop these and the button vids please!

Jubilee must make Midhaga a regular. He's way too funny

The editor really put his whole edit-ussy into that intro

I love the ending message with the "have good hygiene" ... I really appreciate that message!! And that goes to both women and men! (And everything in between)

this dude is the same one who identified the most niche languages in another cut video!! so much respect for the man, i didn't even recognise him until the end of the video

This was easily the hugest surprise and best performance I’ve ever seen in one of these videos. I was SO SURE the box was going to turn green and even when it went red I was suspicious of the other two guys, not the mole!!!

I honestly don’t get how your editor can keep topping himself every video!

When I heard the “sexual transmutation” thing I pictured Cody yelling to the other room “bad news Kelsey, we’re never having sex again. I’m taking CodyTrains to a whole new level!”

blue shirt definitely watches andrew tate

I’ve seen clips of this all over my fyp on tik tok and I’m so glad Cody reacted to this. His face when the virgin was revealed was PRICELESS

Never stop doing these intros, they are amazing

“I’m sorry, how is this going to help my dropshipping business” 😂😭

Whatever Cody pays his editor is not enough mans is a comedic genius

I IMMEDIATELY knew it was stripe shirt guy. He's funny, he's confident, he's got rizz. When he said "no woman was eager to climb this" I went "well...." SO IT HAD TO BE HIM

I love the "i work too hard to have sex ever even once" guy what a crazy perspective

This is the first time the mole truly bamboozled me. Man deserves an oscar

The guys said “I used to be a band kid” and I immediately knew he had had sex. Band kids are freaky and you cannot tell me otherwise

Cody : He's so honest. *Turns out he's been lying the whole time.*

"What do you write then? Just N/A?" That cracked me up.

People in Jubilee never learn that the obvious one is always wrong. The jacked dude was definitely a virgin

Yo bro it’s me Mr.Mygodloves me lol I appreciate your commentary, everyday people are coming up to me from your video. My life is literally changing in front of my eyes and I just wanna say thank you man hopefully someday I can meet you.

when he said "get down on this" and gestured towards himself I had a suspicion because I feel like virgins wouldn't ever think to do something like that

2:09 Me looking at Matt and thinking “there’s definitely ppl out there into his look” 😂

Cody's editor need a raise fr

I love that the inner band kid never truly dies

As a trombone player myself I knew he was the fake virgin when he said he played trombone because that instrument effs us all.

honestly his advice was great. the “have good hygiene” is CRUCIAL lol

Cody I just wanna let you know, I saw this video on Jubilee weeks ago and I was praying you’d react to this specific one and you did it man, you really did it. FUCK I love you so much dude you’re so great thank you 😭🙏🏾

That message at the end was so well said and wholesome

4:03 Bro gon end up 32 and a Virgin and regret everything he just said😂😭

Lol, I had this creeping suspicion throughout the video that it was really him. He seemed so earnest, though. He had us all fooled!

13:12 Cody: "you should be actor, dude if you're not and you should definitely play a VIRGIN" the anger in VIRGIN i cant

I got it from the beginning he just gave of the Boston powers vibe ugly but banging left and right

"he get hella meow meow" funniest shit

These intros just keep getting better and better 😂😂

‘it was a puppy the whole time youtube’ i love this editor

The ALEKZ name interpretation got me CRYING😂😂

"He get meow meow" will end me everytime💀

That guy embodies "ENERGY IS EVERYTHING"

holy fuck Cody's editor is killing it 💀💀💀

4:55 the gym-man with blue shirt keeps making a clear sign with his hands 😂

He’s a theatre nerd I can tell I called it from the beginning

"what are you supposed to write? N/A?" so funny Cody 😭

Was about to go goblin mode but then saw Cody uploaded. G-Mode will just have to wait.

dude that guy killed that. I NEVER doubted him for a second

0:19 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE EDITOR ZADE

14:26 giga chad making our senior citizen and his audience cry with that beautiful message

Amazing vibes from the guy who compared the grindset dude to American Psycho

I just gotta say that ending song always get me to 💃🏻💃🏻 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Zaids Answers and Codys Commentary had me in tears 😂

The thing about the mole was that his appearance makes you do "reverse-reverse psychology" on yourself. You initially look at him and think "definitely a virgin" but then that would be TOO simple, so you switch to "nah he's not actually a virgin." BUT THEN YOU THINK "Well, maybe that's what Jubilee WANTS me to think." So you revert back to "Of course he's a virgin! My gut instinct was right!" But the whole time Jubilee is sitting in the corner laughing all the way to the bank. All the watch time they got from making you do critical thinking is stacking up real nice 😈

I’m definitely making shirts that say “hella meow meow” and “bursting to get down on this” 😂

The „mole“ is harsh dude, telling everyone how he feels like a loser and as if he had failed, while being the only one who is in fact not a virgin.

I could be having the worst day but as soon as i saw Cody posted my day instantly becomes great 😭