I want Dan Halen's voice actor to actually record audiobooks, please. He has a great voice
@professorhazard3 жыл бұрын
I was beyond certain that he was Kelsey Grammer for the longest time.
@Charles_Anthony3 жыл бұрын
@@professorhazard: Same here. My dad swore it was Kelsey too.
@SidneyBroadshead2 жыл бұрын
It's obvious he's based on Kelsey Grammar, but they say he's based on Orson Welles.
@cherecrow23332 жыл бұрын
Yes he does ask all the nerds
@maylabrown45842 жыл бұрын
@@SidneyBroadshead Bingo
@pendafen74059 ай бұрын
That phonebook audio recording is probably the most honest and harmless and wholesome work Dan's ever done in his life.
@WinterS0lstice9 ай бұрын
"you think this is the only illegal thing i have to do today?!" -dh
@kizon9313 Жыл бұрын
“We’ll add the word DAWG for the Blacks.. They like that word” as a black man I am I’m so 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@xilencered7788 Жыл бұрын
I think they used it a lot in the 90s.
@DeadBoy6657 ай бұрын
We use that a lot in the 90s and guess what it is how marketing thought in the 90s.
@kizon93137 ай бұрын
Yea I wus born 93 tho so I missed out 🤦🏾♂️
@DeadBoy6657 ай бұрын
@@kizon9313 I walked out of the 70s and in a 93 I was graduating from Junior High School.
@irregulargamer13522 ай бұрын
@@DeadBoy665that's how marketing is done even today. Some guy makes some sweeping assumption on what they think a group of people would like.
@veovis5233 жыл бұрын
"YEAH YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING" at the very end sounds like Carl from ATHF.
@moeguns94772 жыл бұрын
Most of the voices are the same guy that does the voice of Carl. Ganny is the same voice as master shake. The same people who made ATHF made squidbillies too so yeah it makes sense.
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
Dave Willis
@bradrum12 жыл бұрын
It is…the same guy.
@timohess39092 жыл бұрын
Thats cause he IS
@timohess39092 жыл бұрын
He also speaks meatwatt
@1010ryuzaki11 ай бұрын
“You know that check? That come today?” “I don’t know I ain’t seen the mail.” “I KNEW YOU BEEN DRINKIN!” 😂😂😂
@warrcoww67172 жыл бұрын
“Wait a minute, MIGUEL, IS THIS BRAKE FLUID?” “Brake fluid? No, steering.” “I said hairspray ya sumnabitch”
@redmensch101 Жыл бұрын
"What are you blind?!” "I am blind.”
@gustavochavarria8161 Жыл бұрын
0:38 Early: You've been drinkin' the product ain't ya!?!😡 Miguel :I'm so sorry it's good. 😭
@ianfinrir872411 ай бұрын
It's _damn_ good. But it needs a name. Something...sexy, inviting, and sophisticated.
@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.991710 ай бұрын
@@ianfinrir8724 Glug.
@jasoncody15379 ай бұрын
@@gustavochavarria8161😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joeyoung14984 жыл бұрын
One of the prizes you can win for drinking a lot of Glug is a guide dog, lol.
@SubmergedBones3 жыл бұрын
OH CAUSE YOU GO BLIND IM AN IDIOT
@lk69123 жыл бұрын
@@SubmergedBones you been drinking the product again?!?!
@SubmergedBones3 жыл бұрын
@@lk6912 ye o3o
@zappbrannigan773 жыл бұрын
@@SubmergedBones it's okay, we've all been cast into darkness.. Wait.. what's my next line? *screams at director who's off stage* LINE!
@mathieuleader8601 Жыл бұрын
kill two birds with one stone
@vader971004 жыл бұрын
“It needs a name... something sexy and sophisticated” “...glug”
@zappbrannigan773 жыл бұрын
In some countries, the "g" is silent. ;) You handsome lug. *slaps your butt as you get back to work*
@HC-qc5rp2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Erupt into a beve-RAGE this summer with.. Glug.
@erynnmurphy29962 жыл бұрын
@@HC-qc5rp That's the slogan, we'll add the word "dawg" for the blacks. They like that word like their friends with the product.
@rickdeckard10752 жыл бұрын
"What's with the pedo swirl in the lo-...oh right, its AdultSwim"
@gustavochavarria8161 Жыл бұрын
1:04 And so, Dan Halen flooded the market with Early's Glug.
@gialoretta19035 жыл бұрын
“Very warm, robust, with just a buttery note of all weather coolant”
@ginod22795 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@michiganboy63323 жыл бұрын
And there we go
@hmmhmmhmm78813 жыл бұрын
Darkness
@randycox23103 жыл бұрын
I say this every time I try a new whiskey
@ianfinrir87243 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. Miguel, is this brake fluid?
@rob55982 жыл бұрын
1:23 "Get the hell in my hands where i can see ya" 😂😂😂
@jasoncody15379 ай бұрын
What did I tell you about drinking underneath the age huh!!!!
@jamesharbaugh46123 жыл бұрын
" I am so sorry, IT'S GOOD!"
@TheGrant593 жыл бұрын
It’s damn good
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
But it needs a name. Something sexy, inviting and sophisticated.
@fammithommproductions2 жыл бұрын
.... Glug...
@caberwikijack2 жыл бұрын
YES! Erupt into a bev-RAGE this summer, with... GLUG!
@suspiciousde8622 жыл бұрын
I like how Early is wearing a hairnet when he barely has anything left, while Dan has a fucking massive weave that takes up his whole body
@Whiteboykun Жыл бұрын
Omg
@ginod22796 жыл бұрын
That's right you can't see it, but youl buy it! YEAH YOUL BUY ANYTHING!🤣🤣
@VegasViking4205 жыл бұрын
Its true though.... One need only look to e-thots to see that....
@mehmzay30222 жыл бұрын
Basically all advertising
@PattyO.N.Company3 жыл бұрын
the mother fuckin guide dog being a redeemable prize is brilliant.
@link017423 жыл бұрын
If you noticed in Crystal's junkyard that there's a dog skeleton which means she cashed in the points for a seeing eye dog and it died
@MrBenjaminleduc3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! Didn’t catch it till you mentioned it! On point monfrair
@Charles_Anthony3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Squidbillies since day one, got it on DVD, and never noticed that. Damn, good eye!
@tjmauser69542 жыл бұрын
I did notice the dog skeleton but feel foolish for not making the conection
@ftroop84627 ай бұрын
The dog skeleton is always there
@alexanderwestfield40733 жыл бұрын
I love how Carl's has a bit on the commercial lmao. They getting their glug on over at Aqua Teen Hunger Force Headquarters
@528Circle3 жыл бұрын
Any time I’m thirsty I say I need to erupt into a Bev-Rage... 😂
@VikingFyre3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear Carl from Aqua Teen at the end?
@megastoejoe3 жыл бұрын
Same writers, and the narrator is the voice actor of carl.
@auberjean68733 жыл бұрын
VikingFyre good catch! Laughing too hard to hear it!
@multigatawny52043 жыл бұрын
Ye manthat exactly him xD
@joker_storm22323 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeaaaah, TONIGHT
@kizon93132 жыл бұрын
“Russell?! Get the hell in my hands where I can see you!”
@UnBalancedMinds3 жыл бұрын
"you blind?" "I am blind"
@conservat1vepatr1ot3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this tastes like those tiny premade long island iced teas, at just above room temperature.
@Tadesan2 жыл бұрын
S H U D D E R
@conservat1vepatr1ot2 жыл бұрын
@@Tadesan Makes me gag just thinking about it.
@tanimation7289 Жыл бұрын
And Budlight.
@WillyNilly42010 ай бұрын
Four loko
@TheGrant593 жыл бұрын
I KNEW YOU BEEN DRINKING!
@OGchidoriKNight3 жыл бұрын
Wait is this brake fluid? No it's steering... DAMNIT I SAID HAIRSPRAY!!!
@Bazooka_Momma3 жыл бұрын
SUMBITCH
@ianfinrir87242 жыл бұрын
What are you, blind?
@MaxsonAtTheFort2 жыл бұрын
@@ianfinrir8724 I am blind
@Iwidelyoutliveeverything2 жыл бұрын
Miguel, You've veen drinking the product
@YamiYugiMutoSternberger426810 ай бұрын
@@Iwidelyoutliveeverything I'm So Sorry It's Good
@tsaikofilms18513 жыл бұрын
Son, there's ever a chance I was drunk when I said that. It's your welfare I care about. You know that check? Did that come today?
@keesingh20313 жыл бұрын
Idunno I didnt see in the mail. I KNEW YOU BEEN DRINKIN ! Hahaha so funny.
@professorhazard3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Closed Captioning transcribes "son, there's ever' chance in the world I was drunk when I said that" as [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
@tsaikofilms18513 жыл бұрын
Professor Hazard yes I know lmao half my family is from Alabama
@abigailv5347 Жыл бұрын
I heard it as, son there’s ever change in the world, I was drunk when I said that , it’s your welfare check I care about
@tsaikofilms1851 Жыл бұрын
@@abigailv5347 i missed the "in the world part when I typed it"
@svorttsirhc18143 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK UNKNOWN HINSON!! He is Squidbillies!
@suntzu58362 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@chadchambliss49492 жыл бұрын
The show is dead. But I mean we can still do this thing. I will give you a discount.
@samanthajenkins28992 жыл бұрын
@@chadchambliss4949 SHUT UP RESEARCH DEPARTMENT!!!
@higgsbonbon2 жыл бұрын
Damn shame.
@KingRidley2 жыл бұрын
It's less funny when you learn that the shit his character says wasn't all jokes and some of it is sincere.
@danielclement61992 жыл бұрын
Why hasn't an energy drink come out with this slogan yet, Erupt Into A BEV-RAGE is such a good tag line.
@Twelvelyn3 жыл бұрын
Dan halen got marketing to black people down packed 🤣
@Skonkgasm3 жыл бұрын
Get your glug on dawg!
@connoroverall5802 жыл бұрын
Six pack for the Playas & Da Piiiiiimps.
@kevingomez-johnson1403 жыл бұрын
Gading-a-ding, Come on in and get your glug on.
@pendafen74059 ай бұрын
Every time Early calls Rusty "Russell" it just sends me
@uzimakiking Жыл бұрын
"We'll add the word 'dawg' for the blacks" LMAO
@kevinhixson15869 ай бұрын
2:33 guess Carl found some work "outta da home".
@bigredsouthdakotaboy2 жыл бұрын
Squidbillies cracks me up all day!!!
@topherrobin Жыл бұрын
"Erupt into a Bev-RAAAGE this summer, with Glug! That's the slogan. We'll add the word dawg for the blacks. They like that word, like they're friends with the product."
@lukeoleary76696 жыл бұрын
They just legalized marijuana in my state. I compare it to glug. "Imagine if everyone was as high as you just were". "I reckon you could take they stuff"
@RoyArrowood3 жыл бұрын
I support legalization but discourage the use
@yellowblanka60583 жыл бұрын
@@RoyArrowood Could be some nice tax money for states, as long as it's regulated like alcohol. Though I also don't smoke weed/support it, but I recognize that a lot of people do and get brought up on drug charges over it when it's ultimately not anywhere near as damaging as "hard" drugs like opioids etc.
@TheGrant593 жыл бұрын
Same here (ny)
@billybadass90312 жыл бұрын
Son there's every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that.
@williamnother80663 жыл бұрын
I love how stupid fast some of the banter is in this show "MIGUEL. Is this brake fluid?" "Break fluid? No- steering!" **"I SAID HAIRSPRAY YOU SUNUVABITCH"**
"We'll add the word Dawg for the blacks, they like that word."
@aishtaealatalniyranfialsaqie3 жыл бұрын
sounded like Carl in the end
@BlackHeart-ph3cg Жыл бұрын
He had a point us blacks do like the word "dawg" it's like we're friends with the product
@leroyjenkins48114 жыл бұрын
Early: Miguel, you’ve been dranking the product! Miguel: I’m so sorry, it’s gooooood! The way Miguel said it, it sounds like Glug is highly intoxicating and may cause blindness, but it’s just so damned tasty! Where is this Glug? I want to try some!
@andymcneilly4 жыл бұрын
Pinecone liquor, some breaker fluid, and other unholy things that dare not be spoken of.
@ianfinrir87243 жыл бұрын
@@andymcneilly Pinecones, bat saliva, transmission fluid, etc
@SamaRaffe11 ай бұрын
its DAMN GOOD!
@joebridges18783 жыл бұрын
Dog, I’m friends with the glug
@gotterdammerung55272 жыл бұрын
“They love that word like their friends with the product”
@psychogamer89045 күн бұрын
Place the money on the counter I trust ya😂😂😂
@evanvalenta18983 жыл бұрын
YEAH, YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING!!!
@fletcher71493 жыл бұрын
Left ear enjoyed this
@Charles_Anthony3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what's up with that?
@vero_vento2 жыл бұрын
I like how they lost their sense of touch too. Granny didn't do nothing.
@alajndress2 жыл бұрын
THE AUDIOPHONEBOOK A THRU L as read by Dan Halen!
@connoroverall5802 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Carl Brutananadelewski right at the end there.....😂😂😂😂😂😂
@princessskye2307 Жыл бұрын
I’m soddy Is good😂 lmao
@jakerupp3840 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the spongebob music in the trip to hawaii promo😂
@allenpotzer11163 жыл бұрын
Granny!!!! Get infront of my hands where I can see ya!!
@RavnerRavner2 жыл бұрын
"we'll add the word *dawg* for the blacks"
@SidneyBroadshead Жыл бұрын
I like how the logo is a face with blind, drunk eyes.
@vodka84583 жыл бұрын
Affordable brain suffocating darkness
@Jensen7603 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry is GUD!!! It's DAMN good! the way he put emphasis on damn
@KennethHabeck-yg7ln6 күн бұрын
Now I gotta track down the Glug clip with the frat boys
@bobberto33992 жыл бұрын
David Allen CEO......... NICE!!
@brianbrady44962 жыл бұрын
I might be Old but I remember drinking actually drinking glug Although I think it's spelled differently it's like a European drink. An old guy I knew used make it. It'll make ya blind of you drink enough
@wHaTsThIsThInGdO2 жыл бұрын
The best part is the worker tells the venture capitalist how to make his business more profitable
@CosmicChaiLatte2 жыл бұрын
"I reckon you could take they stuff... "
@DHAdArchivez2 жыл бұрын
2:33 Carl from ATHF?
@princessskye2307 Жыл бұрын
Russel get here in my hands where I can see you. What did I tell u about drankin underneath the age lmao
@user_163092 жыл бұрын
"...brain suffocating darkness..."
@shawndamccormick1319 Жыл бұрын
And there we go
@TooLateForIeago2 жыл бұрын
Was that Carl from Aqua Teen shouting, "You'll buy anything?" at the tail end of the ad?
@ZeroOmega-vg8nq10 ай бұрын
The announcer being carls VA lmao
@Danesha_M_H7 ай бұрын
I ain't seen the mail 😂😭
@SamaRaffe2 ай бұрын
YEAH YOU'LL BUY ANYTHING!
@anthonyfoutch31523 ай бұрын
I want a GLUG hat.
@b.kl.136311 ай бұрын
The Hawaii statement has a whole new meaning now.
@alexludavertigo69263 жыл бұрын
Is that Barry? Yes it is other Barry. Yes. It. Is.
@videonmode86499 ай бұрын
Todd Hanson has such a small portfolio, but his voice is BIG
@foxhazhax48452 жыл бұрын
"I AM blind..." 😁
@thedudeyourmomwarnedyouabo11334 жыл бұрын
2:31
@matthew-im5th2 жыл бұрын
Will add the word dawg, for the blacks they like that word, it's like they're friends with the product
@matthew-im5th2 жыл бұрын
You cant see it ,but you'll buy it.ya you'll buy anything!!!!
@davidhandrick92773 жыл бұрын
Like they're friends with the product
@Darkcicada-pr5nx5 жыл бұрын
Highway 172, 678, 555
@ponikoTV7 ай бұрын
My fav episode
@foxhazhax48452 жыл бұрын
I would drink Glug 🤘
@mookitty23963 жыл бұрын
Where does Dan get the time to record that lmao
@user_163092 жыл бұрын
He's tens of thousands of years old. Time means nothing to Mr. Halen. And he owns the moon. The f#cking moon! He owns that.
@dannydubya941011 ай бұрын
Imma need summadat glugdawg
@slayerdearly Жыл бұрын
Lol I herd Carl at the end XD
@commentandlikedistributor7 ай бұрын
im weak dawg
@Lhwbakao Жыл бұрын
Erupt in to a bev-rage! Omggg ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@thebeachlovers33833 жыл бұрын
Affordable refreshing brain suffocating darkness
@Jenartik2 жыл бұрын
this entire comment section is afraid to quote the line about the blacks lmao
@ginod22792 жыл бұрын
🤭🤭🤭
@SageTheSahash Жыл бұрын
Damn I didn't know Carl was in this show too
@JohnS-je2hsАй бұрын
I was drunk when I said that!!
@gustavochavarria8161 Жыл бұрын
1:17 Who wants Boyd for breakfast?
@sheldonmccall752Ай бұрын
Don't hurt me rusty
@jasmineh35873 жыл бұрын
"There we go"
@mcnuttkyle8617 Жыл бұрын
“Darkness”
@JoeBLOWFHB11 ай бұрын
GET YOR GLUG ON!!!!wikiwikiwiki...
@robertmiles1603 Жыл бұрын
Yes, we'll add the word "dog" for the blacks, like they're friends with the product!!