Anarcho-Transhumanist Taco Stand: There is no Taco Stand but everyone can get the sensory satisfaction of eating a Taco by simulating it in the computer implemented in his brain

For those who are wondering, "what about egoists?" After the video, Max stole everybody's tacos.

"The only truely anarchist taco stand" this is soooo accurate

Posadist tacos: we nuked all the tacos but the dolphins have promised to bring more

I'm pretty sure these upside down dancing tacos are part of some statist conspiracy. Look how these tacos aren't falling apart, even though they are upside down. There must be some sort of secret military technology to levitate the taco's insides.

I love how the Anarcho-Nihilist Taco Stand is simply not there. You couldn't have described it in a better way. Great job.

Egoist tacos: Max Stirner steals all the tacos

"we cannot hate good tacos for the love of perfect tacos" damn

It’s poetic how anarchists infight

Welcome to Nihilist Tacos. The only TRULY anarchist taco stand. Some people just want to watch the tacos burn.

No Anarcho-Egoist tacos? This video is a spook.

We must free tacos from all oppression

Welcome to egoist-anarchist taco stand! Now get out and leave me alone.

Anarcho-Facist tacos, the only TRUELY anarchist taco stand! That's right, we achieved centrism by having two opposites AT THE SAME TIME!

As a mexican anarchist i aprove this message

This video slowly becomes a shitpost

I like how the ancap one has 100000x more thought behind the bit that any actual ancap puts into their "beliefs."

Here at anarcho-christian tacos we believe that if you simply give a man a taco, he will be fed until dinner, but if you teach a man to make tacos, he will never go hungry again. So come on in and learn to make tacos with us and spread your taco knowledge wherever you travel. Jesus loves you.

What about green anarchist tacos? Or Transhumanist Anarchist tacos?

i'm from the anarcho-anarchist taco the TRUE anarchist taco.

I thought the video was done at anarcho-capitalism, but thats when the hilarity started.

Welcome to bakuninian anarcho collectivist tacos. Nobody cares about us since kropotkin theorized anarcho communist tacos :'(

its crazy how many systems of anarchy there are, like you can just attach it to almost any ideaology

"Welcome to anarco-fascist tacos, I should not be alive."

"Welcome to oxymoronic taco-- I mean Anarcho Capitalist tacos! Please insert $5 to continue the preview, and $2 for standing in our street, unless you buy the season pass for $200 and stand here for the whole year!"

Anarcho-Primitivist tacos: *Angry grunting and screeching, vaguely resembling language.*

Enough for everyone.. who has the money.. lol

Welcome back to episode 23 of "Why is this in my recommendations?"

I’ll just take a burger.

Anarcho-Pacifist Taco Stand: Since the meat industry is inhumane, all our tacos are vegetarian.

What about the taco stand run by teenagers who just think the anarchy symbol looks cool and who later grow up to be obedient cogs?

WHAT IS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?

Anarcho-capitalist taco stand: Everybody can buy a taco without state interference in their lives. But there are no roads.

Stop enforcing your "Types of anarchy" onto me I am the only true anarchist, for I do not enforce anything, for enforcing is goverment blasphemy!! Bwah!

He should have said "we keep our right to keep and bear tacos" 2:18

Here at Anarcho-Spiritualist taco, we believe taco are God creation and God only can provide enough Taco if only we being good and realize cosmic Taco. For true eternal Taco we must endure trial and Tribulation but The true Taco will come. However at first we must believe true pure Taco in our heart.

As a somewhat syndicalist i think this is hilarious.

>No Egoist Taco Stands and the Anarcho-Syndicalist flag is the same as the Ancom one. *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

“Taco syndicate” sounds like a euphemism for the cartels. Is there something you need to tell us?

Love my Tacos with LOTS of Red Sauce and Black beans. Sharing with others even if they don't like beans lol

All I see is the Victoria II REBEL screen in my face. I don't like it

Other People: **actually learn something about anarchism from this video** me: "haha funky taco be dancin"

ALRIGHT FINE KZfaq I'LL WATCH IT

Anarcho-Synarchism for those who want to be anarchistic and dominated by the Catholic church at the same time.

So as a person with some familiarity with anarchism, this actually left me more confused than I was when I started.

I'm liking post-taco-scarcity.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite taco stand on the Anarcho-Citadel

The fact that this video exists on a platform that is part of a company that allows itself to be regulated by a government makes it inherently the least anarchist taco stand.

Ancaps are not anarchists! Yeah I know you’ve heard it before, but it is true.

as an anarcho-tacoist I can confirm.

This is the most lively comment thread I've ever seen on a SrslyWrong video.

TACOS ARE FOR ARYANS ONLY _-National Anarchism lulz

Loved the video never heard of platformism before but what about anarcho-transhumanism?

Mutualist tacos makes the most sense to me, to be honest.

1892: The conquest of bread 2017: The conquest of tacos

Well, most of them do have some wonderful ideas! I'm particularly fond of the "post scarcity economy" one tho. I belive that trough technological progress AND ecology, we could achieve some rather incredible stuff. A little bit of both transhumanisme and primitivisme, and there you go: a wonderful heaven for everyone, human or not. Of course, I also think that without the suppression of hierarchy, without freedom, and without redistribution, all of this is worthless and either terrifying or literally impossible. Anyway, we all want to fight against this unfair world right? Let's do that together :)

I loved this skit before I knew SRSLY Wrong and subbed to them

"Free tacos for everyone, made by robots" I'll make a barricade for that hell yeah

Was expecting Anarcho Transhumanist Tacos freshly served from the star trek materializer

I still come back to rewatch this any time I start feeling confused about which is which

Anarcho-capitalism by definition requires hierarchies and violence to maintain property rights. The word is an oxymoron, it has nothing to do with anarchism. If you start protecting your lands and factories, you are setting up a state. Anarco-capitalism just regresses back to the same line of logic old Kings used to maintain their kingdom. Hey they did nothing wrong, since the King owned those lands.

glad to see you're getting around to putting up collections of older pieces. these are so great.

imma go to anarcho-communist tacos

>implys that anarcho capitalism is anarchist because it is anarchist.

This is gold

Ancaps lol

This summarizes not just anarchism but ideals in general

Honestly AnarchoCapatalism sounds the best

Good but I would like to say that Anarcha-Feminism isn't a form of anarchism, but instead the anarchist outlook of feminism. Any anarchist should be a feminist as well as it follows basic anarchist principles of eliminating illegitimate hierarchy.

Ancapism is the only true form of anarchy because the other forms require a state in order to eliminate voluntary exchange.

I feel like we got this video because OP was really excited about that little dancing taco animation

Best outro I have ever heard on KZfaq

3:00 I like how a man presents the Anarcho FEMINISM

Welcome to Anarcho-Transhumanism tacos. Where its all in your mind. In the Mainframe.

I’m determined that in order to have true anarchism you need tacos

Egoist tacos: All the tacos are mine

I want that taco gif

POST SCARCITY IS THE FUTURE

I show this video to my coworker and family to let them understand what anarchism is and why and how we should organise union to protect our rights. It worked to some extend. Thank you.

Don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 an 👏 anarcho-nihilist 👏 taco 👏stand 👏if 👏 you 👏 believe 👏 in 👏 anarchy 👏or 👏 tacos

I think all the other Anarchist Taco Stands need to unite to overthrow Anarcho-Capitalist Tacos

Thumbs up :D I know you have to oversimplify the terms for times sake but I will say something regarding "We have enough tacos for everybody to be full forever, anytime." in relation to post scarcity anarchism - The tl;dr version is - It's not actually true that proponents of post-scarcity economics believe humans have an unlimited abundance of resources. The long version - While scarcity in absolute terms will always be with humanity to one degree or another in this closed system of Earthly resources, scarcity on the level of human needs and basic material success is no longer a viable defence of the market system's allocation methods. A common defence of the price system and the market is that if any scarcity exists, it makes void any other approach. The argument goes that since not everyone can have xyz, xyz is scarce and hence people need money (or have a lack thereof) to filter out who gains xyz and who doesn't. The problem with this assumption is that it ignores how certain resources and hence goods have more relevance than others when it comes to public health. Comparing the scarcity of a very expensive, luxury car which draws status satisfaction from its owner more than its basic purpose as a mode of transport - with the scarcity of food, which is a core life requirement for health, is not legitimate in real life terms. The former interest, while perhaps important to the ego satisfaction of the owner who likely already has his or her basic needs met to afford such a product, is not equivalent to the latter interest of those who have little or nothing to eat and hence cannot survive. One cannot arbitrarily conflate such “needs” and “wants”, as though they are simply the same, in theory. Sadly, this is how the market system behaves. Likewise, with great wealth and material imbalance, comes inevitable social destabilisation. Virtually every large-scale public dissent and revolution we have seen in the past couple hundred years have had some economic basis, usually revolving around societal imbalance, exploitation and class separation. The same goes for the roots of crime, terrorism, addictions and other social problems. Virtually all of these propensities are born out of deprivation, whether absolute or relative and this deprivation is inherent to the nature of a society based on competition and scarcity. So, to simply reduce our economic reality down to mere trade, coupled with the claim that any degree of scarcity justifies the use of the market, price and money for allocation, is to ignore the true nature of what ensures social harmony, stability, and public health. Would it seem reasonable to forgo the technical ability to, say, elevate 80% of humanity to the material capacity currently held by only 10% today, simply because “not everyone can own a 500 room mansion”? Again, the absurdity of this objection is quite clear when a system perspective is taken with respect to what underscores true public health and social stability. Assessing the state of natural resources to gauge the degree of total/maximum use capacity as per the human population cannot be done by simply extrapolating around current methods. We need to get both a general sense of current inventory levels of all relevant Earthly, resources and then digest them with respect to the efficiency amplifiers which, in effect, radically change the way industrial practice and consumption unfolds. It is also worth noting that modern science has brought a great deal of synthesis into play and the use of polymers, meta-materials and other rapid advancements in chemistry, physics and engineering are accelerating. The end result is that many resources considered problematic, such as rare Earth metals, are finding replacements via highly abundant means. The only way post scarcity anarchism could work is if the profit motive itself was removed, which is essentially impossible if we are to still think within the context of a market economy. The only reason companies employ technology to replace human labour to begin with is to save money and increase their competitive place in the overall economy by some degree. This intention undermines any kind of distribution balance between buying power and cost-savings. In relation to taco production: Current production methods already produce more than enough food to feed all human beings on earth. Furthermore, current trends toward more optimised technology and agricultural methods also show a capacity to further increase production efficiency and nutrition quality to a state of active abundance, with minimal human labour and increasingly less energy, water and land requirements.

I swear I’m gonna become a statist if I hear Taco one more time

This feels like a school project

That's not very accurate of mutualism. The idea is free market prices naturally gravitate towards labor costs. No one is going stop you trying to make a profit. In fact, the fluctuation in price above and below cost is the very mechanism in which exchange value gravitates towards the cost of production.

Collective Anarchist tacos

Welcome to capitalist tacos, the only TRUE anarchist taco stand. Here we believe that you should be allowed to buy tacos, but only those being regulated!

"We prioritize the taco needs of women." I'm dead.

This posts radiowaves violated the N.A.P

Seize the means of taco production!

Welcome to Anarcho-Fascist tacos, the only truly Anarchist tacos. Here at Anarcho-Fascist tacos, we believe that there should be separate, democratic taco stands for different styles of tacos, including but not limited to hard shell tacos, street tacos, and tacones.

individualist anarchist tacos, you make what you eat, but please share if you want

The only T R U E taco stand is non of these rip offs, its Anarcho-Individualism but Mutualism is also quite good

What about egoist tacos?

you forgot to do an anarcho egoist taco stand

I find this Wholesome

Anarcho-Egoist tacos?

Welcome to Black Block tacos, the only truly Anarchist taco stands. We really don't spend much time making tacos. Mostly we just break things.

You made a mistake: anarcho-capitalism is not capitalism

You forgot Anarchy Anarchy tacos. The only true anarchy taco stand. We ride in on motorcycles, beat you with sticks and take your tacos. In Anarchy Anarchy the man with the biggest stick gets all the tacos.