"That's gay. I'm gonna make a real one." Proceeds to fucking speed cult the entire station.

It's crazy that you can just go to a bar and join a cult nowadays. When I was young and wanted a bit of cult action you had to jump though all these hoops. Going to church retreats, join the local rotary club, hang out at the museum. Now its like just go to a bar and meet willing dudes; no questions asked. It's a better world you young folks are building in my opinion.

Sec is crying, admemes are malding, cult is greentexting. Just like the founding fathers intended.

This would be like if a real comic book super hero with full on super powers and everything showed up to a Comic Con. Surreal.

6:04 "space time anomalies detected on the station" kinda hit hard with the beat. I think there's a mix there.

The fact that one dude having the balls to upgrade the meme made it into a cult speedrun was amazing.

It is the most efficient cult start I've ever seen

Wasn’t as good as cult con 2016, that one had a ballpit

Botany is just like "lemme grab a couple joints, I'm omw"

Cult speedrun any%

Hah, imagine having security and heads so not paranoid that they don't turn code red on two seconds after hearing the word "cult" in the common channel.

Kudos to that one sec officer who tried to take you alive despite all the chaos.

That awkward moment when there's not enough food for the party because you converted nearly everyone already...

Everyone beating the clown just for the sake of it was the best part.

This is why you should always watch cams, sec staff.

Jesus, this is the first time I'm seeing that ending animation, that's sick! What exactly needs to happen to get that?

I was the clown chaplain who went in swinging with the clown dagger and got immediately rekt. This has to have been the fastest cult win in TG's history. Cult con is kinda cringe to be honest. We had one every cult round for like a week after this shift and it always went the same way. No funny war between cultists and sec/crew, just steamrolling until cultists summon nar nar and win.

Cult Con 2021 was great, had way more souls than Cult Con 2020.

WHEN THE CULT CON IS ACTUALLY REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based Levels: DANGEROUS

Man cult con went well this year :) 10/10 will come back for the next edition especially if the alcohol is as good as this year

You guys letting the cultie convert you was very cool This is what true good RP is, playing fun and not just following every single fucking rule imposed by dumb admins The true "bad rp" is the one where you don't have fun, not the one where you kinda bend the rules to have some fun

Y'know, this is one of those ideas that is so dumb that it would work without a hitch. Case in point, obviously. EDIT: oh yeah also AAAAAAAARM

While I have since stopped playing traditional space station thirteen in favor of more unique servers such as eris or is12, I can still very much fucking appreciate how ballsy and, dare I say, BASED, this was. Good shit my man, good fucking shit.

I remember I tried to make traitor con but sadly it ended after sec showed up heavily cause two actual traitors showed

4 minutes and this video is already in some discord server shitpost section.

every cult round, i suffer for evoking narsie... for livrah coming, making a cult con at bar, and evoking narsie on 30 minutes of game. bruh based

Cult gets all its power from its momentum

This is my favorite kind of cult round

"Sec is asleep. Cult Con."

Of course you had to summon narsie, who else could you have for the panel?

Damn this is a Nar' sie summoning world record

That escalated way beyond my expectations and then just going Banger of a song as well you find well suited stuff for the videos

Cult halos before 8 minutes? Try revealing there is a cult in 30 seconds because my co worker ran up to slap me as I say "Wew" over cult chat

something that was meant to be a joke but soon, it has become reality

I love how this joke went real

Overall 8/10 experience, would love to attend cult con next year as well.

Those Security officers just said "Fuck this shit" And gave up.

Every livrah upload is a treat

8:04 I have never seen that animation before.

"Crayon Halos"

1. couldnt find song 2. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j9aCrLqkvbTWp6c.html (took me a minute) 3. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f9ypgpOHl8_Wgpc.html (this one was easy because i watch the channel its from also on spotify under the name Maciej Niedzielski along with its entire OST)

Instant classic

6:53 - someone still wanna be Tracer

Cult round any% speedrun

can't wait for the next con! I'm bringing a friend :)

Wow. Cult Con was banger.

Have you ever realised, that "fuu ma'jin" is the start of Ching Cheng Hanji song???

What if there was a round where the cult managed to get together, and summon, but the equivalent of the fucking doomslayer popped out?

Admission is free for anyone who gets a stigmata in both hands

REAL ETHEREAL GAMING HOURS

4:18 daww bless his soul, tryina arrest cult with halos. i admire the courage

I am just curious about the rhythm which you used. I want to make a clock alarm for myself.

holy shit bro amazing video what an intro

*fabric of reality tearing apart as Nar'Sie escapes unto SS13* KZfaq: (Music)

This is a certified spess station 13 cult speedrun any% moment. also whats the round time?

Nice OST you included

Blood Bro Con (BBC) when?

CLOCKTOBER FEST WHEN?

Holy based

well that`s escalated quickly

Insane Cult Con, better show up next time

fuck yeah a based gamer rites user

Incredible

"idiota" huehuehuehue

Ayy wisdom saw you

so true!

Cool!

Amazing

Ayy, i was cultie geneticist!

I was the clown, con was 10/10 prank👌🏻

Fucking legendary.

unfathomably based

Cult Halo Speedrun World Record any% probably

Cult%?

All expense paid trip to the Nar'sie, no questions asked

why is there so many based on this video, actually in that server

cult con 2022?

based indeed

Quality

Cult Speerdun

на каком сервере играешь?

Based

Can someone explain me how this cult thing works?

6:57 I wanna be a tracer

I'm gonna throw up form laughing nuts

Ересь хоруса нутшелл

Many people like to bring up comparisons between Paradise and /tg/ so I'll give you the gyst of what would happen on Paradise as a result of this. Everybody who voluntarily got culted would have been temporarily banned for self-antagging. Seeing as it's Medium RP, crew are expected to not WANT to be culted and sacrifice their lives to resurrect Nar'Sie. Anybody who kills culties (including security and Command) would be perma'd (brig, not server) for murder because culties are crew on manifest who can be deconverted. When they receive halos, you are allowed to murder them (but, you must make full attempt to revive and deconvert, if possible). You might see this as no-fun-allowed but what's more fun than setting up your department just to get immediately murdered because the cultist convinced a few greytiders to join them so they were legally now allowed to murder people and not break any server rules.

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And this is why all unsanctioned worship is illegal outside of the chappel. Sec should have been there to ruin your little con before it started.