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@sebastianthomsen22253 жыл бұрын
WELL DONE TEX!! 🤪👍
@MadAsgardian3 жыл бұрын
That's some mighty fine editing, ma'am.
@mikecampos11933 жыл бұрын
It's nice seeing you're going back to the roots enjoy your weekend Tex.
@NurseVO3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@NurseVO3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another fun time
@Notsoshady48913 жыл бұрын
This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.
@Kirkmaximus3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic editing for this video. Thank you Nurse!
@justmutantjed3 жыл бұрын
Sharp job editing this!
@deathblade1113 жыл бұрын
Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.
@MethodiaLordae3 жыл бұрын
Nurse
@themany74143 жыл бұрын
"There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days." Oh how right you are in all too many ways
@aMR5AvDeG2 жыл бұрын
ilon musk
@chesterstevens88703 жыл бұрын
The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.
@xilpes62543 жыл бұрын
Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks
@Mechabang3 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body
@jamiehughes5573 Жыл бұрын
Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn
@DIEGhostfish3 жыл бұрын
6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.
@Xinthar3 жыл бұрын
the old stagger defence
@dwdarkwing14193 жыл бұрын
That doesn't sound like me.
@StormShaun3 жыл бұрын
You've got too far, Tex! I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower! - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).
@LordOfGilneas10 ай бұрын
Lol XD
@h.a.98803 жыл бұрын
Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.
@UnyieldingMass3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!
@voidwalkerbruh742611 ай бұрын
Epic
@tacky42373 жыл бұрын
"HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"
@archmagosdeciuskronen15013 жыл бұрын
Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority
@ARCCommanderOrar3 жыл бұрын
"Oh wow" "Oh wow that's fun" Dead chat is amusing
@gymnopedie56413 жыл бұрын
>accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo Relatable
@comproggi2 жыл бұрын
"By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg
@Gunsong13 жыл бұрын
Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine: Also Tex: piss filled water baloons. Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄 Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve. Me: aawww shit. Tex: not quite.
@xilpes62543 жыл бұрын
The pun? Excellent. The delivery? Poor. You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)
@Tory-JJ3 жыл бұрын
-hits with scapel- I am a surgeon I am a do- explodes into gibs-
@matthewbillings58943 жыл бұрын
Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.
@Karaksonen3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?
@matthewbillings58943 жыл бұрын
@@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.
@asimplenobody77972 жыл бұрын
That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.
@CD-is3uq3 жыл бұрын
Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.
@benjamintodd563711 ай бұрын
If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.
@FairseasX3 жыл бұрын
"That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.
@Sanek-gw4cv3 жыл бұрын
put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all
@gorionus98123 жыл бұрын
i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that
@Sanek-gw4cv3 жыл бұрын
@@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer
@Darkstar44513 жыл бұрын
That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'
@carroboi29813 жыл бұрын
An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.
@playerstation35442 жыл бұрын
Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.
@SireBab3 жыл бұрын
Liking the condensed format of ss13!
@elijahgrimm80523 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13
@America_YeaАй бұрын
I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.
@Haloister3 жыл бұрын
I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.
@BeavisSaves3 жыл бұрын
Praise the Honkmother!
@fal10263 жыл бұрын
This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣
@Sierra0262 жыл бұрын
And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!
@rindisomanly4092 Жыл бұрын
The oldest-known domesticated beans in the Americas were found in Guitarrero Cave, an archaeological site in Peru, and dated to around the second millennium BCE.
@araulius21323 жыл бұрын
"i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"
@unpotatoedsalmon2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded
@TheSuicidalGiraffe3 жыл бұрын
I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience... I never grew back my eye brows
@Immoralsalvage3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.
@Kahrak3 жыл бұрын
Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done
@TheShadowwalker0073 жыл бұрын
Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂 I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure
@dopeskone3 жыл бұрын
I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.
@_quick-math3 жыл бұрын
He is baaaack
@DaReaperZ2 жыл бұрын
"The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."
@Notsoshady48913 жыл бұрын
Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏
@awittypseudonym25203 жыл бұрын
I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)
@Kahrak3 жыл бұрын
Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad
@boldandbrash94473 жыл бұрын
you're laughing he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing
@Kasigil03 жыл бұрын
an explosion is just a very big honk
@snootgamenotofficial Жыл бұрын
I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator
@destroidhak25562 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"
@bondfall00726 ай бұрын
This is the Joker origin story we deserve
@Bee_Tea_Sea2 жыл бұрын
Man that macro implant fucks hard
@Winterydee3 жыл бұрын
Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower! PRAISE z0rg!
@AncientSlugThrower3 жыл бұрын
Great editing on this video.
@Bluematchhead Жыл бұрын
Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.
@adeludedpotato8343 жыл бұрын
will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling
@notfred12332 жыл бұрын
Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.
@gallendugall89133 жыл бұрын
People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.
@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon2 жыл бұрын
The final honk was a powerful one.
@ricktherock2 жыл бұрын
"Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.
@cursor10113 жыл бұрын
"Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.
@tranz2deep2 жыл бұрын
The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*
@USSRBot3 жыл бұрын
Good Job.
@GaldirEonai3 жыл бұрын
Clown Antag. Oh god.
@breckeline2 жыл бұрын
10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously
@custarddemustard27692 жыл бұрын
Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff
@timothymclean2 жыл бұрын
3:55: I think you mean burn-zo? 7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax? 11:15: The perfect crime!
@Monkeyking199911113 жыл бұрын
Oh! thats, Bonkers!
@Pilot0672 жыл бұрын
12:08 he has the last laugh
@Maximum_Bacon3 жыл бұрын
Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death. This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.
@robertb72933 жыл бұрын
Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'. Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.
@truemind10183 жыл бұрын
If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.
@Azmodaii3 жыл бұрын
Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.
@Starman_Dx3 жыл бұрын
Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.
@acceptablecasualty53192 жыл бұрын
Fun thrower time
@hoodedxvi3462 жыл бұрын
He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice
@MrBingogogo3 жыл бұрын
Never trust a clown
@brianhenry1523 жыл бұрын
Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.
@drakevalentine83 жыл бұрын
Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!
@TheNerdForAllSeasons3 жыл бұрын
SS13 returns. We're back, lads.
@ImperatorLizard3 жыл бұрын
Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.
@hozic99293 жыл бұрын
That's bombastic
@dopeskone3 жыл бұрын
Some classic comfy madness
@apathymanthemundane41653 жыл бұрын
funny business indeed
@justmutantjed3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!
@Karaksonen3 жыл бұрын
Praise the Honkmother.
@user-wg8td5mb8x3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.
@Teulisch3 жыл бұрын
ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?
@Warficus3 жыл бұрын
silly and fun, that.... was what this was.
@alid53833 жыл бұрын
Yessss, yesssssssssss
@Jimoshi1 Жыл бұрын
mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.
@ZiggEnt863 жыл бұрын
That was amusing
@zebulonpike75593 жыл бұрын
Praise z0rg!
@Ray2ford3 жыл бұрын
Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.
@crispwhitesheets21753 жыл бұрын
WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!
@dirgesinger13823 жыл бұрын
Let the circus commence!
@shaman6663 жыл бұрын
ah classic bonkers
@crankfastle30612 жыл бұрын
Very, very funny
@quaintgentleman3443 жыл бұрын
OH GOSH GUYS! I DON'T THINK TEX IS HJONKING AROUND THIS TIME!