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Ah yes, another fun time

"There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days." Oh how right you are in all too many ways

The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.

the old stagger defence

You've got too far, Tex! I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower! - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).

Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.

This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!

"HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"

Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority

"Oh wow" "Oh wow that's fun" Dead chat is amusing

>accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo Relatable

"By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg

Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine: Also Tex: piss filled water baloons. Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄 Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve. Me: aawww shit. Tex: not quite.

-hits with scapel- I am a surgeon I am a do- explodes into gibs-

Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.

Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.

If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.

"That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.

That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'

An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.

Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.

Liking the condensed format of ss13!

Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13

I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.

I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.

Praise the Honkmother!

This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣

And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!

The oldest-known domesticated beans in the Americas were found in Guitarrero Cave, an archaeological site in Peru, and dated to around the second millennium BCE.

"i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"

I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded

I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience... I never grew back my eye brows

Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.

Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂 I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure

I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.

He is baaaack

"The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."

Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏

I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)

Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad

you're laughing he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing

an explosion is just a very big honk

I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator

"What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"

This is the Joker origin story we deserve

Man that macro implant fucks hard

Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower! PRAISE z0rg!

Great editing on this video.

Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.

will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling

Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.

People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.

The final honk was a powerful one.

"Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.

"Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.

The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*

Good Job.

Clown Antag. Oh god.

10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously

Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff

3:55: I think you mean burn-zo? 7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax? 11:15: The perfect crime!

Oh! thats, Bonkers!

12:08 he has the last laugh

Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death. This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.

Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'. Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.

If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.

Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.

Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.

Fun thrower time

He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice

Never trust a clown

Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!

SS13 returns. We're back, lads.

Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.

That's bombastic

Some classic comfy madness

funny business indeed

I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!

Praise the Honkmother.

That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.

ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?

silly and fun, that.... was what this was.

Yessss, yesssssssssss

mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.

That was amusing

Praise z0rg!

Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.

WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!

Let the circus commence!

ah classic bonkers

Very, very funny

OH GOSH GUYS! I DON'T THINK TEX IS HJONKING AROUND THIS TIME!

I dare you play play an actual fun clown

HENK HENK

Wakka wakka!

Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.

Hey! Whats that clown think hes doing?

Nice