I remembered the pin cushion borg lmao, the hardsuit wizard came by cargo asking for a spellbook and i asked qm "is that something we can even order?"

Captain had a good gimmick ngl

You know someone's fucked up hard when HM Bedford vaults the bar with a shotgun in hand.

Pun-pun here, i mauled grog to death.

I, for one, can only hope Gorg was eaten by the Tesla.

Oh my god!, HM Bedford i played as bartenders with, he was my colleague and we had a janitor pal named rusty and he teached me how to do good bartender stuff, Cheers to him !

I too just started playing again after a break. Tried Atmos again for the first time in weeks too, got told to not touch anything and not even make tritum 😢. They needed it so hard you can't even supply the station and make chemicals. Sad day man. Rip Atmos.

I was the borg, why cap, why me?!?

Haha hey I’m in this round! I was playing Ivan Bouldershoulder. It’s a shame you missed what I was typing over radio while the Tesla was breaking out. I was a technical assistant trying to learn but all the engineers had no idea what they where doing haha😂 They forgot grounding rods until like halfway through its operation.

6:11 its probably a pacifist

In your tesla video you mentioned teslaloose being more dangerous than singuloose, and I didn't believe it until it happened to me. Tesla destroyed all of Origin, almost made it to evac which got away with a handful of survivors, before getting on the arrivals shuttle and nearly making it to the arrivals station.

1:50 typical captain behavior

The crowbar didnt do damage because the hazmat dude was likely a thief (no one plays with pacifist trait), it was changed to allow damaging non-living objects.

Service roles are a perfect embodiment of "Going from 1 to 100"

Average barman shift, but with less violence

12:15 a wizard enters the bar there is no counter

0:08 "backinmahdayitswahttthesponwood"

Wheatley Grainger went on to spill those four coffees in a dark corner of botany's maintenance tunnels, led the janitor in to clean it, and murdered him. Thanks for the help!

That Captain was definitely a Clown main in a past shift. I've done a few shifts in Bar, but they're always either packed full of other Tenders from the get go or a more experienced Bartender shows up (with fucking pre-made menus and shit!) and I get shy. lmao I've had a pretty fun time RPing a waitress, though. Just wish Bar was limited to like, 2 tenders maximum or something so I could actually feel useful and maybe learn something. It favors some _strong_ RP and you can have a lot of fun chilling with other Departments when they're on "breaks," and it's always a neat experience when things are stable enough for that kind of interaction.

Service in general is one of my favourites, usually I’m a barkeep or janitor, you’ll usually catch me in a Hawaiian shirt cleaning messes or serving alcoholic waters. Drop on by for a drink, I’ve got some shit that can floor dwarves.

At least people weren't stealing your glasses like they were during the two bartender rounds I played last night- 😭

I made the mistake of joining the station Band in a public hall as HoS and had my PDA stolen, one time. Never again. You cannot have fun in a public space as command. You just can’t. People wonder why Ace Fluffwing is such a stick in the mud as HoS and that’s why. Besides, sec is supposed to protect the station, not play a damn tuba.

that gigner dwarf throwing lights at you made my day

That bartending shift had a shocking conclusion

Barman sees some of the weirdest shit on the station.

Tesla is scary

Yo liltenhead, can you make a atmos technician guide? Ive watched the guide you uploaded before and it was well.... pretty basic. Please Make a much more comprehensive guide which covers things like those bombs you mentioned and sabotaging and other advanced mechanics. Calculations arnt any problem. Please.

I remeber Liltenhead tells about update that makes pasifist to swing the weapon to destroy structers but not doing any damage to living things. oh wait...

How do you make the access denied doors sound like wub wub wub?

we need genetics in ss14 for tasloose

Why was there a wizard in your bar. The guy in the purple had A WIZARD . God that shift looked hectic

Is his typing so fast that it appears as text to speech or is that a base feature I missed?

6:29 pacifist

3:07 wow what an odd question, why would someone ever ask you that?... have you played CM yet?

What sever?

Pened

Day 80 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments

Play ss13...