Stan Twitter: Bayonetta"No You Can't Have My C00ch1"

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@sergiosegura2024 7 ай бұрын

Bayonetta is showing us again how to treat a lady. We shall listen.

@iAmNothingness 7 ай бұрын

Ladies. Not trashies.

@joshcarriker6958 7 ай бұрын

Now I'm getting mixed signals. Cuz I thought before, she said if you want to learn how to talk to a lady, I need to ask my mum.

@Alpha-Angel 7 ай бұрын

@@iAmNothingness You mean magical thots? Lol

@dandrawsit4915 6 ай бұрын

@joshcarriker6958 Bayonetta is confirmed our secret godmother....?

@somerandomname3124 7 ай бұрын

She goes from scolding to confusion to trying to cope to acceptance to sternly asking us to stop asking. Truly. One of the.

@wafflefalafel9442 7 ай бұрын

she is going through the stages of grief

@six_buck_dlc 7 ай бұрын

this is a

@user-tw3rh9po4t 7 ай бұрын

Those are

@loftvh 7 ай бұрын

This is definitely a

@_cef 7 ай бұрын

i cant believe that this is so

@BartekAlfirion 7 ай бұрын

The fact that she's absolutely emotionless while only her mouth is moving is what kills me about this video

@ToucanPlayIt 6 ай бұрын

2k likes and no replies? Let me fix that.

@emiledeschamps7158 5 ай бұрын

Me too ☠️☠️☠️

@CrimsonJewel 5 ай бұрын

She doesn't even blink 😭

@superxboy212 11 ай бұрын

You don’t ask for it, you earn it🗿

@user-wb8ue7dq6l 10 ай бұрын

teach me the way of earning it

@superxboy212 10 ай бұрын

@@user-wb8ue7dq6l You just be nice to your lady of choice, occasionally joke about it with said lady, take her somewhere nice, and eventually, the c00ch1 shall be yours.

@user-wb8ue7dq6l 10 ай бұрын

THANK U@@superxboy212

@christiantaylor1495 8 ай бұрын

@@superxboy212Only works if you're a 9+

@roast_beef 7 ай бұрын

L rizz@@superxboy212

@siunmadness5009 8 ай бұрын

MAY I PLEASE HAVETH THE COOCHIE MADAM SENT ME 💀💀😭😩

@ronaldvandermerwe4957 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Brittany the bakery

@bababobo5067 6 ай бұрын

Where? I will come pick you up.

@crusty_ 6 ай бұрын

"mod, turn his balls off."

@Fantasticbrownie99 4 ай бұрын

shut up

@adonaiyah2196 4 ай бұрын

Me too omg

@aa-pj4vz 9 ай бұрын

Bayonetta after seeing all that r34 art and doujinshis

@GottaFistDemAll 7 ай бұрын

Ironically enough it's mostly her dominating everyone and taking their coochies.

@thefoxeventhespiritsfears 6 ай бұрын

The game is already pretty weird… like the fit she wear is made of her hair…

@IsimpforEdgeworth 6 ай бұрын

*no more c00cie for u*

@alequellodaswitch5595 7 ай бұрын

0:45 "I can't give my c00ch1 to everyone, it's a special ch00ch1" this is going on my tombstone

@Oak_Eggar 6 ай бұрын

OMG HELP 😭😭😭

@S1EEPLES5 6 ай бұрын

That's a solid ass dating advice TBH

@misslangleysoryuisiconic 5 ай бұрын

Im gonna wrote this on my grave 😂

@meepdora 4 ай бұрын

HELP

@Save0urSisters 4 ай бұрын

ITS RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT

@SCSlime99 7 ай бұрын

Now I’m just imagining her angrily ranting for 5 whole minutes after she learns what it means

@Yourguyemziii347 7 ай бұрын

I think she already knows since she asked if they are confusing it for cookie. She also says she can't give it to everyone and that it's reserved for the person who deserves it

@Jack_Woods 6 ай бұрын

And I'm enjoying every second

@CozmicRealities 11 ай бұрын

No. You can not have my coochie. and You will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May I have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May I please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, I don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, I'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like I'm Brittany the Bakery and I'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochie. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! and just because you asked for it all nicely like in all older English like, May I please haveth the coochie? May I please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn't mean you deserve it or you're entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. so that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because I'm not giving it.

@amorbi 11 ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THE LYRICS 🥺🥺

@christiantaylor1495 8 ай бұрын

Punctuation is a bit suspicious, but thanks

@OrigamiAhsoka 7 ай бұрын

Copy pasta time 😈

@theopollind8024 7 ай бұрын

Lyric video when? We need to give her her 1st win

@Lunaticlunar6 7 ай бұрын

No. You can not have my coochie. And you will NEVER have my coochie. I don't care if you add may infront of the sentence. May i have some coochie? I don't care if you add please. May i please have some coochie? The answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude, and people are doing it, i don't know why. To annoy me, because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times and add nicer words to it. It's not going to happen, i'm not going to give you my coochie. I don't want to. I don't. Are you guys confusing it for cookie? Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like im Brittany the Bakery and i'm just giving out cookies to everyone. I can't give my coochie out to everyone. It's a special coochis. IT'S RESERVED FOR THE PERSON WHO DESERVES IT! And just because you asked for it all niceky like in all older english like, May i please haveth the coochie? May i please haveth the coochie, Madame? It doesn'tmean you deserve it or youre entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. So that's my final answer. Stop asking me about your interest in my coochie, because i'm not giving it.

@___Quinnn___ 4 ай бұрын

“mAy i PleAsE HaVeTH ThE COoChiE, MAdAmE?” HELP ME

@Deadly_Dosage 8 ай бұрын

Honestly, slay.

@elternera6212 9 ай бұрын

why is this so funny? LMAO

@eh-dk5sc 7 ай бұрын

She's such a queen

@SSILKMOON 7 ай бұрын

Seeing bayonetta on stan twitter is truly a beautiful combination

@kou5869 6 ай бұрын

Off topic but omg someone else with one of Yamamoto’s works as their pfp

@SSILKMOON 6 ай бұрын

@@kou5869 yes I love his art sm

@Cereza1411 6 ай бұрын

@@SSILKMOON why Stan Twitter? I've studied it but don't understand what it is

@Mahsterch 5 ай бұрын

@@Cereza1411 "stan twitter" from what i know of, is basically just fans (or stans/superfans) of any sort of popular media that has a presence on twitter, these types of videos are typically seen in the replies or posts related to such activities

@jellybonesmasterfue45 4 ай бұрын

@@Cereza1411you don’t understand what Stan twitter is?

@shammyprops3869 7 ай бұрын

Queen Bayonetta taking a brave stance of parasocial relationships is what I love to see😍

@godrimiru_1985 7 ай бұрын

“May I please the coochey” IM CRYINGG

@rhettorical 8 ай бұрын

I can't tell if this is AI or an impressionist

@Myst1c_OW 8 ай бұрын

clearly ai through pitch changes

@TaeShimini 7 ай бұрын

This is a real impressionist on Twitter

@makky223 7 ай бұрын

the da vinci one is from a impressionist too

@dude4310 7 ай бұрын

Imagine if this was the actual voice actress reading all of that. 💀

@cristianoliver4447 7 ай бұрын

This was before AI, she's a real impressionist and she's on twitter.

@leurik 7 ай бұрын

one hundred percent cannon

@generic_fish 7 ай бұрын

this killed me inside, in a good way. cheered me up, honestly

@VinceJackson1 7 ай бұрын

“it’s a special c00ch1e” 💀

@Rex_027 7 ай бұрын

This entire video was at 2x speed and I thought it was how the video actually was 😭💀

@ambarcastaneda4763 7 ай бұрын

IJBOL 😭

@ToucanPlayIt 3 ай бұрын

THE WAY SHE DOESN'T MOVE HER NECK OR FACE AT ALL OTHER THAN HER MOUTH IS MAKING ME CAcKLE

@mizuriansgirlol8 7 ай бұрын

"IT BELONGS TO THE PERSON WHO OWNS IT"I AM FLYING TO THE MOON

@vincint5013 6 ай бұрын

Deserves’

@mizuriansgirlol8 6 ай бұрын

@@vincint5013 THATS EVEN WORSE

@lolunicornsaj8907 4 ай бұрын

@@mizuriansgirlol8 no it isn’t

@omnihelios4547 2 ай бұрын

she's right, get your own Gucci!!!

@FaizalKuntz 8 ай бұрын

This makes me want to talk to real womens that look like Bayonetta and ask her for cookies and see if this real life response to real people demands.

@countesselizabeth 7 ай бұрын

You're telling me that there are REAL women who look like Bayonetta 😩

@ItGirlCaliiopx 7 ай бұрын

@@countesselizabeth hey 👀

@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES 7 ай бұрын

Nah mate real woman are fat and delusional she would be 3 and ask for 11

@Cereza1411 6 ай бұрын

@@countesselizabeth A lot of Danish women with black hair look the part. ❤

@ashlum666 6 ай бұрын

"britney the bakery" I CANT

@johnfuckingkennedy7204 6 ай бұрын

this is so soul crushing, was holding back tears the whole vid😢

@YouShouldntReplyToMe 6 ай бұрын

She shouldn't have said no to the coochie!!😡😡 She is evil and cruel 😤

@xue8196 Ай бұрын

BRITNEY THE BACKERY LMAOOOO 😭😭😭

@MilkWithIce 5 ай бұрын

Are you guys confusing it with CoOkIe??? The sudden pitch is sending me 😭 ✋🏻

@CureM3lody_ 7 ай бұрын

Its preserved for jeanne 🥰

@Unhingedwirelessdevice 7 ай бұрын

I can hear the vine booms and gunshots.

@tisamysteryah 4 ай бұрын

bayonetta sounds like a fucking strict teacher

@tatohayanami9156 7 ай бұрын

"Best she can say is no."

@dennislempmashups 6 ай бұрын

Cupcakke in a alternate universe

@ayannamercado2975 7 ай бұрын

Bayonetta if she was on TikTok live

@ForeverFree2Play 7 ай бұрын

Bayonetta is finally putting her foot down to all the unwelcome thirsting for her. Honestly good for her, put those troglodytes in their places.

@CrimsonJewel 5 ай бұрын

HELP WHY DOES SHE SOUND KINDA STUTTERED OR SCARED?? 😭😭😭😭😭

@andragune283 6 ай бұрын

the way she said "are you guys confusing it for cookie?" sounded so. . .warm. got me blushin and feelin warm and fuzzy 🥺💕🩷🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕

@Agente13840 4 ай бұрын

i'm gonna blame you in the note

@Strawberry_donut 4 ай бұрын

Same🥺❣

@andragune283 3 ай бұрын

@@Agente13840 make sure you write it in pink glittery gel pen ink 🤪✌️✨️🩷🩷💕💕🩷💕🩷💕

@whisperwoods2203 7 ай бұрын

bayonetta to luka in the original universe:

@christiantaylor1495 7 ай бұрын

Yeah the same universe where she fondles his chest and abs, where she caresses her body while sitting in him sexually, where she looks perturbed as he's talking about other women who like him, where she says "you know you've made it in life when you have your own private helicopter" when she sits inside his private helicopter, where they both display an interest in fashion and fragrances, where they both assume fatherly and motherly roles taking care of little Cereza (obvious symbolism and foreshadowing)

@pureplatinumkiller5546 7 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@professoremil 7 ай бұрын

*This.*

@Cereza1411 6 ай бұрын

Also Bayonetta in the original universe while looking Luka in the eye: "I want to have sex"

@whisperwoods2203 6 ай бұрын

@@Cereza1411 TRUE.

@Justaneko_iguess 3 ай бұрын

I BLASTED THIS IN MY PARENTS ROOM AT FULL VOLUME ACCIDENTLY HELP-

@Naruto_fishcake 7 ай бұрын

I love assertive fem characters she reminds me so much of Integra

@karimgamer7747 7 ай бұрын

This female version of Hideo Kojima just said the most Hideo Kojima thing would say

@leahcim6941 6 ай бұрын

Bayonetta after Jeanne, Luka, AND Enzo ask for a bite in the same day

@Average_jjba_fan 7 ай бұрын

She started to sound so scared at the end lmao😂

@marneyo7010 8 ай бұрын

Fallout dialogs be like:

@eljorge5680 8 ай бұрын

What if i give you over 4000 us dollars, my madame? 💅💋

@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 7 ай бұрын

she would make you give it to charity

@dude4310 7 ай бұрын

I’m sorry, but her just looking so unamused while going off at the same time is strangely funny. 😂

@Mels_worlddd 5 ай бұрын

Helpppp😭 this is the funniest thing on Stan twitter I’ve ever seen

@redduskironsky1058 7 ай бұрын

HOW DID I FIND THIS SO RANDOMLY😂😂😂😂BUT I AM CACKLING AND DYING😂😂😂😂

@ijudgeyou9598 4 ай бұрын

She got a point.

@someguy1894 7 ай бұрын

the accent😭😭😭

@CeciTheQuack 5 ай бұрын

Me after a 34 yo man told me to follow them alone in the bedroom in VRchat:

@six_buck_dlc 7 ай бұрын

i had this on 2x speed by accident and cackled and it doesn’t help that i just got off of maining her in smash

@hrhcrab 5 ай бұрын

x 0.25 is the one. Thank me later.

@six_buck_dlc 5 ай бұрын

@@hrhcrab Thanking you now.

@victowave7066 4 ай бұрын

Bayonetta 3 destroyed this video.

@dharshithsenthilkumar6115 7 ай бұрын

Dude this feels like a real line xd In game

@Mauricio0973 3 ай бұрын

They should've hired her for Bayonetta 3 lmao

@TheYoungKilljoy 5 ай бұрын

Bayonetta has spoken and I respect.

@Ribula1 8 ай бұрын

Omgggff thats Yukari against the INCEEEELS!

@thehermit8618 6 ай бұрын

What every lesbian Bayonetta fan heard the instant they realized Bayonetta is straight

@christiantaylor1495 8 ай бұрын

I hate how there's no English accent ASMR like this. She's got the perfect balance between a heavy and soft voice. Not too soft it sound too nice, but not too heavy it sounds masculine.

@dumbspecimen 7 ай бұрын

what

@hu7380 7 ай бұрын

women with deep "heavy" voices aren't masculine what-

@Postal_Duude 7 ай бұрын

what is blud waffling about

@orchidangelxX 7 ай бұрын

What is bro yapping about ??

@satyakisil4289 7 ай бұрын

She's the sexy librarian type.

@simpleplanfan011 6 ай бұрын

Henry Cavill and Chris Evans to me after I ask for the 1,000th time:

@sem_re 4 ай бұрын

how girls reject guys: "no, i'm not really into that" how we should be rejecting guys:

@OGZelda626 3 ай бұрын

Brittney the baker threw me off the roof 😭🤣

@its_renren7292 6 ай бұрын

i feel like i'd see this kind of picture quality on a 2016 smart fridge or something

@orangecreamsicle_ 5 ай бұрын

I memorized this and say it at random points in the day

@user-wr9fr7ic2o 6 ай бұрын

This is more groundbreaking feminist dialogue than anything Marvel’s attempted to put out in the last decade

@user-me6cs3ub3d 7 ай бұрын

THE FULL VERSION IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY HELPPP

@Mitzinomi 6 ай бұрын

Link??

@123youbia 5 ай бұрын

this is one of the videos ever made

@pinky_pepper Ай бұрын

it feels like this is from a english learning course cd

@ALMXV05celestial 7 ай бұрын

It just kept going

@jayycash212 8 ай бұрын

Not even for 4000 U.S dollars?

@JussiKucci 7 ай бұрын

She's talking about me actually

@slaimiaadem1634 7 ай бұрын

Damn you have a bad luck

@Tyler_Kenard2007 4 ай бұрын

Real Bayonetta‼️‼️

@laaastplaaace 7 ай бұрын

this monologue is some Shakespeare level shit

@aaaamine 6 ай бұрын

I'll take it without your Permission

@GhostGhost- 6 ай бұрын

May I please sincerely have some cookies pretty please with sprinkles on tops madam please

@zyxqa6976 4 ай бұрын

I put this on repeat while doing my school presentation . It helped me concentrate fr

@Ardeact 6 ай бұрын

This is honestly queen material

@oldwellenthusiast8750 6 ай бұрын

bayonetta teaches people about consent

@guestj9213 6 ай бұрын

mama bay is telllllllinnggggggg 💅

@princessauska 5 ай бұрын

God bless this piece of advice. Thank you Cereza! 😭🖤👏🏻

@chiefbeef5590 7 ай бұрын

This is absolutely amazing 😂

@NGSolaria 7 ай бұрын

Beautiful

@bang-naim 4 ай бұрын

Xianyun to Oz

@oisinmaguidhir2902 7 ай бұрын

If anyone's wondering, this was done years ago by a girl called Brittany Venti and she's still on KZfaq, though she does different stuff now.

@Naruto_fishcake 7 ай бұрын

I haven't keep up with her though i heard she's not well liked anymore idk why but anyway i remain having a positive view of her for exposing that fraud p3d0 apologist ddlg fetishist shoeonhead

@MarkH 7 ай бұрын

That is NOT fuckin Brittany Venti dude 💀

@RMadaraPlay 6 ай бұрын

@@MarkHhes right it is her, the original copypasta at least, that's why she says shes not britanny the baker

@umm199 4 ай бұрын

I was on call to a friend and they left as soon as i played this 😭😭

@Bullkingcobra 4 ай бұрын

What if I add 2 pleases?

@chanelplays4316 7 ай бұрын

The answer will always be NAUR.

@averagepollinator 7 ай бұрын

Bayonettany Venti❤

@floral1092 5 ай бұрын

this is like consecutive stabs to the heart

@OrigamiAhsoka 7 ай бұрын

This video always sends me 😭

@pendragonkiwami 6 ай бұрын

I cannot have her Gucci.

@Buenomars 4 ай бұрын

_🎶Coochie coochie ya ya daaada🎶_

@Kurameno 7 ай бұрын

BRITNEY THE BAKERY…….

@scruber64_ 6 ай бұрын

Literally 1984

@bruttokane8846 7 ай бұрын

WHAT IS A COOCHIE?!

@Naruto_fishcake 7 ай бұрын

Slang word for a woman's genitals

@DefinitelyNotAutumn... 7 ай бұрын

Another word for vagina

@x_luckywolf_x 7 ай бұрын

so...if i don't ask, i have more chances to get c00ch1 🧠

@zulasyrafismail791 6 ай бұрын

SPECIAL COOCHIE

@sussyhotdog186 6 ай бұрын

This video is so powerful. I watch it once a day to absorb its power

@Samu_Neko 6 ай бұрын

this is addictive ngl