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WELCOME TO THE CULT SON

WELCOME TO THE CULT SON

WELCOME TO THE CULT SON

WELCOME TO THE CULT SON

Bill after punching: - What did I just say?! - *Bites his eye out*

_Play college ball, ya know _At some cushy Ivy league school _ Try Gravity Falls, could have gone pro if I havent become a shopkeeper _ Dont fuck with this Gruncle

dammit, i saw the video and thought exactly this, too bad i was too late to make it first

Hey Achilles, nice work with the *HEEL!*

"cool" "thanks"

But for real tho, Stanley would actually say that.

"Imagine a world Bill, free of your bullshit, a world where I can say the F word!"

@@mr.husbandoeu7254 "what"

@@aw11as ever harrased a minority

I read it in Bill and Stanley voice. I don't regret it.

Bill: Not when you're "purging the weirdness" right? What do you know about the weirdness? You weren't born trapped. You've never been bored. You don't know what it's like to enjoy and kill just to have fun.

@@youlai6425 But you did have fun! With sheer force of boredom, following your own set of mysteries! With your twenty hands, you took back your entertainment!

**hand to hand combat engages**

Dipper trying to figure out the journal: WHY? WHY?! *WHY YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!*

@@Swagmaster1102 and now I’ll take yours

Near? He’s like the strongest being in the verse aside from the one with the ancient power he chanted to so he could return. Which is assumed to be axolotl

Humans are weak it's fine Humans : "gday mate"

My Beloved Citizens, no, my fellow humans, we Emanity live in a world where war is forbidden and yet despite this fact we have managed to loose almost all of our lands to our neighbouring nations, save Elkia our final stronghold. So I ask you now, is it because our last king failed us? because we are lowest ranked of all the races? because we can't use magic? because we are fated to die helpless? not a chance, NO WAY. In the ancient war, the gods, the elves, the warbeasts and all the other races battled against each other and we not only fought amongst them, we lived to survive till this day. Do you ever ask yourself, how was it that this whole continent was once ruled by humans, is it because we are a race that specialised in violence, we can't use magic like the elves, We are not physically strong like the warbeast nor do we have the longevity of the frugal, so then what made us able to conquer this land, we must have been warriors, right? Nah! My brethren we were able to survive and to fight because we are weak. In every era and every place the strong sharpen their fangs while the weak sharpen their intellect. Then why are we in such danger now. It's because the ten pledges have broken the fangs of the strong and they have learned to sharpen their minds just as we had to out of necessity. Now the wisdom, the strategies of we the weak once monopolised, the power to beat all the odds, the strong have gained them all, that's what brought us to this state. Now answer me this, what makes you bow your heads like that. Did you hear me? why do you bow your heads? You should be proud to be weak. We are the weak just as we have always been. Don't you see, nothing has changed at all. True, the stronger races may imitate our weapons, but they will never master them. Why you ask? because at the heart of our strength lies a fearful anxiety born of our most humiliating weaknesses. This fear has given us the insight to not only to escape from magic but to learn its secrets. It has given us the wisdom of experience because we must predict the future to survive. I say it once more, be proud to be weak. We are the noble weak who have throughout history torn out the throats of those fools who sit idling by and boaster their strength. I hereby declare as Elkia's 205th King and its Queen too that we will rule this kingdom together. We hereby declare that we will live as the weak, protect our weak brethren and we will use our wisdom to make the strong bow before us. We are as we once were and as we will always be. Hear this my people, you are a part of a long legacy the wisest of the races, the one that can become anything because we came into this world with nothing. Now let's begin this game. You've suffered enough, haven't you? You have endured enough humiliation, right? It all ends now, are you ready Emanity? as of this moment my country Elkia will officially be declaring war on the rest of the world. Let's show them what we are made off. We will take back our land and everything else too.

@@azzydreamurr5677 I say near godlike because a real god wouldn't be confined by a weirdness shield... Still, most powerful being shaped like a triangle, that's for sure.

Nobody cares

"Why you wont die"

Twilight: it was actually made from the strongest alicorns here! It's basically invincible

*weird trauma

You can't hurt us, Bill

weirdmaggedon*

It adds arms in response to shielding trauma

@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 You can't make you feel strange, Bill

Its at 69 likes

I don't have the patience to wait for it to process a 10 hr video 😂

@@DangersOnTheGo hmm, you could leave it for a night 😄👍🏻

you can put it on a loop

@@polishspy8778 I think he meant a 10 hour version of bill punching the shack a tron

please don't kill us

why not?

why not?

@@julius00 You are both correct. I won’t wonder anymore at this grateful video coming from MGR

@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 Indeed. Let us double jump away to find more MGR videos.

@@julius00 …and be brazilian.

*can't fret over every organizem*

i scribed :moyai:

Plot armour son

"Not when your purging the normal right? you've never known what its like to be sane! to have to be stuck with the mundane with no escape to adventures!"

Spoiler? Who hasn’t watched gravity falls yet?

@@SkyMach i havent but i know basically everything that happens

*Rules of nature* for the first part, *standing here I realize* for the whole punching thing.

@@stonksboinz yes

I'm doing my part!

I wouldn't say "deserves" 😅

Surprised no one else brought it up tbh

In a mostly 2d cartoon It's nearly as confusing as amount of fingers people have there

Actually bill is from the 2nd dimension

@@zenokwon1177 that makes no sence there is no way he could ever be this powerfull and control space as a 2 dimensional beeing

@@zisischartampilas6601 watch weirdmageddon again, bill says very clearly that his home dimension is the 2nd dimension

@@zenokwon1177 nope he comes from something he calls the mind set which is most likely the fourth dimension and the clues are his powers simpified a fourth dimensional beeing is infinitly stronger and more complex than a third dimensional beeing a 3d dimensional beeing is the same thing for a 2d dimensional beeing that fact that he controls space is very important clue to him beeing a fourth dimensional beeing i want you to imagine a board in front of you which represent a 2d dimension where people are dots and living beeings youre above them waching them but they cant wacht you theyre limited by their dimensional capebilities the can only see anything that is on the board its their whole world they can see left right forward and behind them but not up or down imagine that theres an item next to a 2d person you can take that and bring it to your world the 3d dimension but the person that is in there can only see the item disapearing they cant see that you brough it to your dimension thats exactly what bill does he disapears items brings them to his 4d dimension and then reapear them to new location facinating huh altough i can where your claim comes from it is very confusing actually i think he just said that he burned the 2d dimension destroyed i dont think he said that he comes from it but youre free to beileve what you want

Well if it isn't Saucy Dip

Isn'the called Dipping Sauce

Yes I did

Your Mom is a Jojo Reference

@@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 maybe I am a Jojo reference

@@watcherknight5938 yes you are

@@victorvirgili4447 oh no my worst nightmares are coming true ahhhhhhhhhhhh-

@@watcherknight5938 You expect it to be your worst nightmare,BUT ITS WAS ME DIO!

Yes, yes, and more yes

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