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“The Grinch That Stole Everything”- Theo Von - Full Special
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2 ай бұрынTheo Von airs his grievances with Nancy Grace, reminisces on a recent slew of prank texts he sent and imagines what life will be like once he becomes a billionaire.
Original airdate: June 1, 2012
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@Meno-Minerva Ай бұрын
“Those of you who are laughing, that’s not the joke, that’s racism” was the best part of the joke, lol.
@Zara_Brown 2 ай бұрын
This was filmed 12'ish years ago. He was hilarious then, but he's come such a long way and really leaned into his true identity. He's a total wordsmith now. Gang gang 🤘🏻✌🏻❤️
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 2 ай бұрын
Didn’t know him then, can’t stand him now.. 👎🏼 👎🏼
@IAmJaeWalkin 2 ай бұрын
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 ok so why are you in the comment section of a Theo Von stand up 😂
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 2 ай бұрын
@@IAmJaeWalkin I watch comedy central… I mean, are you dense
@LTLWrestling 2 ай бұрын
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986Did you think he was funnier back then?
@aidenflame1576 2 ай бұрын
Oh hes from 12 YEARS ago. I was so confused by the jokes
@brianbertenshaw5150 2 ай бұрын
Theo looks like Tom Brady's "special" brother..lolol
@quinnsilence 2 ай бұрын
I think he looks funny without the mullet
@katerinebernal2560 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@juliomendozajr7749 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you so mean
@TheJerryJamesChannel Ай бұрын
I actually think, if Tom Brady wasn't a top athlete, he'd be viewed as equally attractive as Theo.
@plavicvijet456 Ай бұрын
😂
@MrXshot 2 ай бұрын
Lmao his joke style is so weird, but so perfect. What a genuinely lovely dude haha.
@zac.bolin01 15 күн бұрын
Back when people knew it was jokes and not out of a place of hate
@ethanwood533 2 ай бұрын
Comedy Central so dead they out here posting specials from 10 years ago
@Kevtron9000 2 ай бұрын
Lol they rejected his show Man Up, now they are posting his scraps
@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 2 ай бұрын
Was it on yt 10 years ago?
@AbbyNormal777 2 ай бұрын
Everyone is probably on summer vacation.
@SmokedButts007 2 ай бұрын
@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986it was on KZfaq before this is a repost
@cheerscheers9819 2 ай бұрын
Good! Let’s not lose classics!❤
@hbginc4553 2 ай бұрын
Theo is so underrated. He’s done a Comedy Central special, the best podcast, Netflix specials, etc. He does not get the credit he deserves.
@trikicks 2 ай бұрын
His stand-up isn’t that good tbh. Doesn’t make him a bad comedian, but he is truly the most funny when he can just riff rather than create prewritten material.
@007neipy Ай бұрын
I’m so sorry. I don’t think he was that funny 🤷♀️🫣🥰🖖
@hbginc4553 Ай бұрын
@@007neipy did you know they left?
@solearesoul Ай бұрын
And he’s one of the top podcasters in the world
@Gane-Shillis Ай бұрын
I've seen him live, guy was genuinely funny
@partyguy9 Ай бұрын
That alarm clock joke at the end was amazing!
@jedipat204 2 ай бұрын
Theo is so hilarious! Just him saying anything to anyone is funny
@racheldutchak3980 2 ай бұрын
There is no one else like him out there!!! He is really great!!
@parisel-amin2999 2 ай бұрын
I’m not the sharpest spoon in the spoon drawer but gang gang baby 😁🤘🏻🫶🏼
@Tabaruq4Chokora 2 ай бұрын
A little bit on the edge of pedophilia
@MartyMccranie-wm5yg 2 ай бұрын
I don't know how the hell Theo got me laughing at f****** an owl this one sounds like a train lol crazy
@dfoltz268 Ай бұрын
"when I'm a billionaire im fking endangered species. That rare spotted owl... Hoot HOOT!" 🤣😂🤣
@kontonsei8659 2 ай бұрын
Cinnamon asians, the softest baby the lord makes 😅 - theo von
@artistheart5272 2 ай бұрын
You can’t hate him. Lol he’s too damn funny and real and cute! Lol
@StreetHierarchy 2 ай бұрын
Can't hate him, can't respect him.
@DrummerJacob Ай бұрын
This is probably the worst comedy performance Ive ever seen and im a Theo von fan. Not sure what youre looking at. The crowd wasnt even into what he was saying. He barely sold the jokes. They were all low energy nonsense.
@andresichinga914 21 күн бұрын
That whole court story was funny😂😂
@1OAK_X 2 ай бұрын
Abort-o 😂😂🤦🏾♂️
@bradvincent2586 2 ай бұрын
Probably the least funny thing of the entire special
@Onimusashi85 2 ай бұрын
Google translate says it means "abort her".
@jonathancenteno4980 2 ай бұрын
Yooooo! Too funny he said aborto as a name Lol 😂😂😂
@RetroNerdGirl 2 ай бұрын
Wow, he's so young here. Just a baby. I'd love to see him do a reaction to this.🤭
@LibraLegendTexas007 Ай бұрын
THEO VON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 BEYOND TALENTED!!! YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS!!!💯💯💯💯 KEEP THE LAUGHS COMIN’!😆🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😄🤣😂😆
@hockeymike333 Ай бұрын
I searched for "Presidential Debate" and this was the 4th thing that came up?
@camoaesthetics Ай бұрын
KZfaq’s search sucks now. It’s all algorithms
@camoaesthetics Ай бұрын
Here from looking up Shane Gillis, like the 6th result lol
@livelaughlove2382 Ай бұрын
It may be 12 years old,but it’s still relevant.
@thegoodbadwolf Ай бұрын
This guy is a genius.
@middlebrooksanthony5578 2 ай бұрын
This this dude is hilarious
@SamanthaRogerson-do3zh 2 ай бұрын
Theo still the savage today he was then . Always a good banter watching #theovon
@MrTwinkieeater 2 ай бұрын
Matt Damon and Justin Bateman's love child.
@DSto90 21 күн бұрын
Theo the "Last Tisum-Dodger" Von.. Gang slang bang Gang son! Mucho-love & respect to ya TV
@tommyaudio 2 ай бұрын
Dear TV: turn the censor beeps down
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 2 ай бұрын
📺 We apologize and also my new song is out. 😂
@TheJaeSevenLife Ай бұрын
Pleaded “my bad” 💀😭🤣
@moonmarie281 2 ай бұрын
Crazy as Hell!!! I cannot stand him!! (term of endearment) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tutinn_ 2 ай бұрын
No freaking way this is over a decade old!!
@GoBigler 2 ай бұрын
Thats the most freemason illuminati sounding punchlines i've ever heard at the end there. Theo is off the walls! It's nice to see his progression and where he is as a performer now is very funny.
@realChewky 14 күн бұрын
So underrated, this is one of the best sets ever.
@larryshepherd5380 16 күн бұрын
Theo has always been hilarious. Legend.
@user-tn6ry9ci2g 8 күн бұрын
The most Savage set I have ever heard! Horrible crowd. He absolutely murdered but they we're almost silent
@noninoni454 2 ай бұрын
😂 He is weird especially the end with the Asian babies part 😮. But he is kinda pervertedly funny
@HawaiianPunch557 2 ай бұрын
This is so much better than his stand up the last 5 years
@williamwhite8355 21 күн бұрын
Why? B/C it has dumb abortion and sexual jokes?
@RygerPete 6 күн бұрын
What you mean full special, it have some cuts! ❤❤❤ Theo smashed it☢️💪
@otaniayun5994 9 күн бұрын
that's not a joke...that's racism...theo von is fucking hilarious
@joehamiltonsongs 4 сағат бұрын
One of the very best
@GSTATPRO 2 ай бұрын
No mullet Theo makes me feel weird
@XElintocableX Ай бұрын
this special is so funny!! hadn’t seen tho do stand up until now. funny!! worth the time!!
@Lizzypoohxo 22 күн бұрын
This is so old, he just got better and better through the years.
@petuniarosewrp 2 ай бұрын
Theo's so funny lol.
@aberiser9358 2 ай бұрын
Almost feels like this was timed, we're at that fence where this could go bad or good. Personally I love this dude and he'll always be hilarious but it's odd he's having success but I know how this world works sadly, we're gonna have assholes trying to pick this Special apart to try and get Theo in trouble so when push comes to shove I know his fans will show up but will Comedy Central? if they end up taking this down that'll show you what their real intent was. Keep being you Theo Von I think you're over due for a new special brother, you got mad fans out here that enjoy all you content as we get it and we'll happily support anything you put out!
@BenniTroll Ай бұрын
I mean soo good! Real professional
@jdemcee7904 2 ай бұрын
It's funny how what he said is still relevant today.
@MrBonney1990 Ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious! They’re gonna crucify this poor bastard somehow, some way…but I’m gonna enjoy the ride!!!
@Bingo_Bango_69 2 ай бұрын
Them waves got luggage
@artistheart5272 2 ай бұрын
Love love love Theo!!!
@smokeyblaze1995 2 ай бұрын
This was the set back then that introduced me to Theo been a fan ever since the first time I saw this special
@ayylienn 2 ай бұрын
This was actually painful to watch and I like Theo.
@hegemonycricket2182 Ай бұрын
Why? That was a funny set...dude has a gift
@Wonderwhoopin Ай бұрын
10:34 😂was that a Linda binda reference
@maoristereo 16 күн бұрын
That PT cruiser bit caught me offguard.
@chicagoone1 2 ай бұрын
😂😂but I love hot pockets an water
@Zildjian36tube Ай бұрын
"who else is here tonight... WHERE MY BLACK PEOPLE AT TONIGHT!?" lol nice
@jaredmichaelcline 10 күн бұрын
Yo, was that Sam Jay at 4:20!?
@artistheart5272 2 ай бұрын
Damn but he’s speaking truth- people laugh. Nah , he knows what’s up.
@HiroProtaganist 2 ай бұрын
From a certain angle, he looks a little like Jason Bateman.
@artistheart5272 2 ай бұрын
Oh god I love Theo!!!!!!! Awesome!!
@CharmanderThug Ай бұрын
This was better than any of his new stuff by far.
@shanninschannel 2 ай бұрын
This whole set was 😂😅 🎉thoroughly enjoyed every offensive thing about it!
@RedEyesBlackDragonTamer Ай бұрын
If people thought this was offensive when it came out he wouldnt have blown up. Shits not racist its just a decade old special lol theos just telling jokes
@MrDLYouTube Ай бұрын
How does this guy even have a career? He's really really bad.
@harmonymccullough3535 2 ай бұрын
An hour late with no nutmeg! 😂 ridiculous!
@RandoPandaSmiles 11 күн бұрын
Killer set. Crowd was pretty tame though.
@bamaxi9701 Ай бұрын
This dude is super funny
@user-kv5qx6yl1g 2 ай бұрын
First time I saw this.... pretty good ❤
@oapv22 Ай бұрын
Brothas with nutmeg 😭😭
@Finesseking5000 Ай бұрын
Why I thought this was Tom Brady 🤣🤣🤣 dude funny af tho I'm here from his podcasts
@jimmyjustright1609 2 ай бұрын
aborto? I thought i could last. haha!
@MSMNBC 2 ай бұрын
I married a Jewish woman and we named our son Elry. I'm waiting for the fallout when she realizes.
@canaanite23 Ай бұрын
@@Geardrive427-ip8vj Meet a tree
@davidperez-rt4fo Ай бұрын
King Theo Von
@lushrimbaughiii Ай бұрын
He could rule my road
@tina6651. 2 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh his hair looks SO much better short !!!
@johnny-pe3ll 2 ай бұрын
Tom Brady if he was a comedian 😂
@user-rq1mx6ou8u Ай бұрын
The joke about sewing a message for helping to the clothing is a little on the nose these days isn't it
@lorenzoalcequiez8344 2 ай бұрын
Stack yooo money!
@ianfinrir8724 10 күн бұрын
I'm not used to seeing Theo with short hair
@MGB36913 2 ай бұрын
Nobody is save 💜💪🏽😘😘
@doroteoalvarez8596 Ай бұрын
😂😂🔥🔥
@samryland9703 29 күн бұрын
Anyone know what the music is on the beginning and end of this?
@patricksmith4411 10 күн бұрын
It'd be a jerkernaut😂
@justayoutuber1906 2 ай бұрын
I thought he'd be funny. He's better as a guest on a podcast
@joshmirgan588 Ай бұрын
Hell yeah he is especially when he’s on Joe Rogan or Joey Diaz podcast
@LilNickyy 28 күн бұрын
This was years ago lol. He’s much funnier now imo
@Lizzypoohxo 22 күн бұрын
Its from 12 years ago. Hos comedy just got better and better.
@Demon_DC 2 ай бұрын
That was great
@mohavybz432 2 ай бұрын
Waa beelo saaid baa uqosle 😂
@Chris-P Ай бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto
@8balljunkie Ай бұрын
Are these the coke years theo?? Lol
@everybodylovesjimmyofficial Ай бұрын
the next goat
@overman2306 Ай бұрын
None of these guys are funny. Rogan just made them famous.
@GardenKatt 2 ай бұрын
Ok rotflmfao. Black water dancing. Too funny.
@ILLUMINATION313EVO 2 ай бұрын
Damn I didnt laugh once. Hes soo much more funny on his podcast. Love him man❤
@Lizzypoohxo 22 күн бұрын
Its funny but over the years his comedy has just gotten better and better. Thats what happens with good comedians.
@clavididk1236 2 ай бұрын
🔥 theo the rat🐀 king 🤴
@DrewsReviews07 Ай бұрын
What theater was this at?
@OfficialLoraLo Ай бұрын
Where was this filmed
@dcman4902 2 ай бұрын
Probably the most racist comedy special I have ever heard. You don’t need to be racist to be “funny”. If you like the whole racist thing though go nuts
@hegemonycricket2182 Ай бұрын
They are jokes...
@dcman4902 Ай бұрын
@@hegemonycricket2182 jokes are supposed to be funny, that wasn’t funny
@hegemonycricket2182 Ай бұрын
@@dcman4902 that was a funny set. And Theo is not racist. Perhaps you are just too sensitive.
@dcman4902 Ай бұрын
@@hegemonycricket2182 perhaps I’m just not a racist. And don’t think making fun of people is funny
@hegemonycricket2182 Ай бұрын
@@dcman4902 good luck ✌️
@artisticmegamok 2 ай бұрын
😂
@1bestfriend2u18 2 күн бұрын
4:50
@nightcat87 2 ай бұрын
*Praise the Lord*
@mendelfsisma5110 2 ай бұрын
Tom Brady if he did stand up?
@Xyleryx 2 ай бұрын
Mexican here. Yes, my mom had 6 of us.
@ridicstick55 Ай бұрын
"I wanna be black next time.."
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