“My Dad Is a Damn Snitch” - Comedians on Family

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Work out your family issues with a supersized compilation of stand-up. Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson, Fortune Feimster and more of your favorite comedians delve into their hilarious families.
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@theloudkage853 6 ай бұрын

Nah the story Jo Koy was tellin about the shoe store was hilarious “you stoopid”😂😂

@Yamahaaaaaaa 3 ай бұрын

😂

@darrenwells3642 6 ай бұрын

“My dad died a few years ago cuz my vision board worked” 🤣🤣🤣

@tarecahubbard-holt1630 Ай бұрын

Damn, that's cold. 😂😂

@tinamarietaylor3346 5 ай бұрын

Jo Koy is one of my all time favorite comedians. The mom stories are hilarious!

@tempellem 4 ай бұрын

"..you know one language. You're stu-pedh!" 😂 Love it!

@geraldineanang7701 4 ай бұрын

Joe Koy's story with his mum in the beginning made me laugh too hard. Our mums are awesome 🤣

@faith1780 6 ай бұрын

“Diabetres” made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my food 😂

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

When I read your comment, I hadn't heard the segment yet and just reading it looked hilarious. "Scientrifically" "groogle.crom"

@therealjohnmace9488 6 ай бұрын

U gotta replace the cartridge in ya knee 💯💯

@powerraptor8637 4 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing at the groogle part

@youmakemehappy7 4 ай бұрын

@@therealjohnmace9488😂😂😂😂

@whatsupwalbany9218 6 ай бұрын

Joe Koy stories w his mother are always so funny! Props to his mom too solid hard working honorable woman who came for a better life for her family. Success!

@robo5013 6 ай бұрын

You know his dad is a white Air Force guy right?

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

@robo5013 Does that somehow negate OP's comment?

@robo5013 6 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267 Sounds like the OP is under the impression that his mom immigrated to America by herself for a better life for her family but she married a serviceman which is why she moved here. Even though they got divorced she got alimony and child support, so good job raising a family as a single mom but she didn't do it all herself, she had plenty of financial support.

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

@robo5013 Money doesn't raise kind, healthy, successful children. Sounds like you're working overtime to avoid giving his mother credit. Weird.

@robo5013 6 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267 Weird you didn't see I gave her credit for raising a family as a single mom. Perhaps reading and comprehension aren't your strongest traits, that's why you didn't get that the OP assumed she immigrated to America alone.

@BlountedReality 5 ай бұрын

Ghosts and goblins before fathers 😂 12:25

@jessicageorge9136 Ай бұрын

and CANDY!!

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

24:00 Ron Funches' delivery was hilarious! Loved the note his part ended on: "actually, that's pretty cool."

@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын

Ron Funches is a one-man giggle fest! I absolutely adore him❣️

@kittyonmydesk5532 Ай бұрын

Damn! I'm an autistic kidult but I don't have the means to be a fvcking psycho!

@dreamoutloud2629 3 ай бұрын

My mom is puerto rican. Whenever mu sister and i would make comments about her accent she would always go, "i espeak a two languages. How many you espeak?" Every. Single. Time gahahahah

@mamakat7176 5 ай бұрын

21:51 I just found the live action Cleveland Brown and he described Cleveland Jr Perfectly😂😂😂😂😂

@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ай бұрын

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ME N MY WIFE SAID!

@emmylene62 5 ай бұрын

Ali Siddiq!!! ❤️ 😂 👏🏻

@cwbintn8949 6 ай бұрын

I’ve never hit the fast forward button faster when Amy Schooooomur came onto my screen than I have in my life.

@alovecolour 5 ай бұрын

Same

@captkill3304 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for the warning.

@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 ай бұрын

I don’t understand who is keeping Amy Schumer in business. I’ve never, EVER met a comedy fan who likes to watch her or supports her in any way.

@Golfer-js3xl Ай бұрын

SAME!

@suzannenichols6900 5 ай бұрын

The 'Ashley Davidson' and the rest of her Mom stories had me ROTFLMAO.

@Sindollx666x 6 ай бұрын

Ron Funches is so goddamn funny. I grew up with a severely disabled little brother, so I can relate to his feels. My brother passed away in 2007, he was 3-4 months away from turning 23. I miss him all the time. I'm greatful to still have 2 more little brothers. They're from my Dad's second marriage, they are 10 (almost to the day he's born 9 years 354 days after me) & 12 years younger than me. Matty was born 4 years after me. So the gap was way closer. Matt our little angel, I hope you're resting well, or traveling and doing all the things your physical body caused you extreme challenges & prevented you from doing. ❤❤❤ - big sis

@NYCSphynx 5 ай бұрын

Very, very sorry about your loss. Keep being strong, it’s good to put it out there & speak about it

@erickflores2224 5 ай бұрын

you made me cry hun. bless your beautiful soul

@katherinebrown5720 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for sharing. ❤

@dantetorres9644 6 ай бұрын

Young Kevin Hart sound just like Beetlejuice🤣

@oggy1485 3 ай бұрын

Lol the kevin hart one with holy water. Looks like she agrees with kat williams 😂😂

@JoshHoodSucks 6 ай бұрын

Fortune's conversation 🙄😂😂😂 that is exactly 10000% a convo with a southern mom I just had it happen yesterday I've learned to just say yeah I know em or why do you ask

@traceysedlakova4383 5 ай бұрын

1,000,000%!!!! My Louisiana mama knows everybody’s health issues. I don’t know their names!

@moniqueengleman873 5 ай бұрын

I get calls daily from Kentucky. They forget and call me at 5am due to Pacific time. Let me tell you about what Frankie did....... Good response. Just humor them.

@tjfreno69 5 ай бұрын

Joe Koy 😂 I love him❤

@user-zl4mu3wm1r 4 ай бұрын

Mia Jackson bout slayed me😂❤😂❤ Daddy fkd ip😂❤😂😊😊😊😊

@bl4kkLotus4Jesus 5 ай бұрын

Jo Koy and Ron Funchess are hysterical 🤣🤣🤣My mum always goes all out for Father’s Day my Dad is the Very bestest tho and we finally have some money 😂😂😂 Sabrina Jalees is one of my favorites!!😂😂😂

@iamgroot1089 5 ай бұрын

Jo Koi be killin it.....thx for sharing

@rodrigokels24 6 ай бұрын

The Pete Davidson bit is funny for ✨Reasons✨ now

@BriarPatchNyra 3 ай бұрын

@KatomaFoxling 6 ай бұрын

Father's day sales...Home Depot, Sams club, Ford lol

@ARTPROBLEMS 6 ай бұрын

THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I've always thought that people with "broken" English most likely speak another language and get judged by these people out here that haven't heard another language, much less speak one.... ughhh.. the ignorance is strong with this one.. :/

@channingaustin 5 ай бұрын

I love Jo Koy’s momma!! She’s a bada**

@samsonhendrixiii3308 6 ай бұрын

My Mom threatened to "Slap the Black Off of Us"... My Mom looks white, so we believed her... Since we figured, someone Slapped the Black Off of her 😅

@JysMe 5 ай бұрын

Lmao 😅😢😅😢😂hilarious my mama use to say this too

@rkms5606 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@princesswills2631 5 ай бұрын

😂

@khrysseaqi7970 2 ай бұрын

Oh man… I totally relate to ouija board dad! 💯😂❤️

@christinedufer7075 3 ай бұрын

I love jo koy the guy , just now hearing his jokes the rising generation z he is hilarious. Definitely want to see more of his stand up

@ScottieD87 6 ай бұрын

"My girlfriend does a handstand and I just..." 😂😂

@kingayy9267 6 ай бұрын

"The gayest move in the WNBA"

@danikahholdman2609 5 ай бұрын

Threats O’ Violence 😂

@clorawilliams72 5 ай бұрын

MORE..PANCAKES..BEEEAAAACH!!😂

@bethebong 5 ай бұрын

The lip plumper killlled meeeeeuuhh!!! 🤣☠️💕

@NetteJ 3 ай бұрын

Jo Koy is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

@d.t.6072 3 ай бұрын

Lot of great bits in this compilation.🤣

@realberg1015 Ай бұрын

I love Jo Koi’s mom ❤❤❤

@davidcroteau7087 5 ай бұрын

That cougar joke killed. I hope this is stamped on a timeline that was amazing

@mofrowannabe 6 ай бұрын

“I got’cho baby boy…” 💀 😂

@marsbarsxo 5 ай бұрын

I read this comment just as she said it 😂

@dykevader01 6 ай бұрын

Tbh, this just tells you the impact dads had. (However in Poland father's day is important, just like Arbor day)

@tracyoconnor397 5 ай бұрын

That first comedian doesnt deserve her mother. She sounds fabulous.

@ntwaha732 2 ай бұрын

Yh I didn't like that part either!!

@colleenclements5715 5 ай бұрын

Thank you . . . I needed that💯

@tammymavery 4 ай бұрын

4:04 Fortune Feimster. Hilarious.

@dragonfly961 5 ай бұрын

Oh man my stomach hurts from laughing. This one was epic.

@doslover 6 ай бұрын

I've heard the 'rotary cuff' joke at least three times now... as I'm writing this I've already forgotten what it actually is 😅

@helenl3193 6 ай бұрын

Rotator cuff. (I only know cos I broke mine!)

@MsDavis-xl6re 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 my mother jacks up words now too

@tjfreno69 5 ай бұрын

Pete!!!!😂

@alexiscarte5044 5 ай бұрын

"Fathers" day should be at 20 considering i ask everyone ik about their family and ppl i meet as conversation. I know VERY few who were even kind of ok with the job their dad did

@sashalanier594 5 ай бұрын

My adopted mother threatened me with, "I'm gonna make sure you're never in a loving home again." Because i had an attitude. (Mind you not, she called me home to do dishes in the middle of me helping my older sister babysit, while there was older kids in the house capable to do it. They were just in bed in their rooms. Also, I had to go get their dishes out of their rooms in the process of it all. Mind you not, same way with other chores like feeding the animals on top of going to school.) I made their lives a living hell apparently and im not good off like they are😅

@PuertoRicanChuckles 6 ай бұрын

Whoop Whoop! Much Love Y'all

@sailorsheffield9128 6 ай бұрын

Whoop whoop!

@catherinereynolds9644 4 ай бұрын

Laughing out loud! Thank you☮️💜👽

@MrBuliths 5 ай бұрын

It's not a surprise his mom is single... Just listen to some of these stories. Jo Koy's mom

@7Tajah 5 ай бұрын

those tween years are tough to parent!

@hannahcrouch22 3 ай бұрын

Middle of the video had me belly laughing

@ElamiLounge 5 ай бұрын

Pickle was hilarious 😭😭😭

@CaboniaBelieves 6 ай бұрын

Yes Sam, this one is too real for the crowd. 😅😮😂

@user-sk2wk6ud2h 2 ай бұрын

So beautiful I just got emotional

@michellec1779 5 ай бұрын

What was my time?! 😂 My brother did crap like that to me all the time

@michaelgiddings195 2 ай бұрын

Good Stuff , Thank You More Please.

@nikiniang1991 5 ай бұрын

I got ya baby boy 😂😂😂😂😂

@christinegelabert1651 6 ай бұрын

MOST important and concise post here... THIS is a great bunch of comedians. Thanks for getting it all together! #NYGenXBIKERLady

@renewashington9119 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 full Blown diabetres

@rachelbonnar 4 ай бұрын

Pete Davidson had a father until he was almost 8, yet he remembers it as "I never had a father." That is sad.

@thegracetofollow4194 Ай бұрын

Tickle pickle😅😅

@LadyFaTV 5 ай бұрын

I'm pickles and pickilina😂😂😂

@realberg1015 Ай бұрын

Ali Saddiq is hilarious ❤❤❤😂😂

@Sindollx666x 6 ай бұрын

I just realized I have a bit of a crush on Kevin Hart. It would be cute if we ever went on a date coz I'm 5'1" he can't be THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME.

@cassandrarey8615 6 ай бұрын

Who is the comedian at 22:50?

@purrbugaloo 6 ай бұрын

Ron Funches

@jeremyhoover7926 21 күн бұрын

All funny. Lol the first girl

@BahKnee 2 ай бұрын

Broken family restaurant? I think that's a Waffle House.

@user-sm6qu2yh4w 24 күн бұрын

Love

@brandonlozier4404 Ай бұрын

That's what we called the computer room. Is that odd? Hmm. Makes sense too me.

@daniyale2848 7 күн бұрын

Ali Sadiq is hilarious!!

@CaptainAmerica2001 Ай бұрын

I love Amy Schumer she's gorgeous and really actually funny 😁

@bigjim4429 3 ай бұрын

I love Tom thakkur 😂

@Chr1st8l Ай бұрын

Pickle hahaha

@miatorres91 2 ай бұрын

I love Joe Koy!!!!!!!

@glendarashanna 4 ай бұрын

Not she stole my childhood horror story 😢 still traumatized about my dad’s search history 😭

@user-wl9qn5wz3v 2 ай бұрын

Chris has a Bill Burr style to him I like 😊

@sivad02 6 ай бұрын

I love how Amy Schumer totally copied Nikki Glaser’s whole cadence and delivery.

@poleonpoleon706 6 ай бұрын

I love how people express their opinions in a passive way thinking that it will make their opinion less inflammatory or something . Just say you don't like it it's ok to not like something you don't have to say you love something you hate

@kandicelewis9435 5 ай бұрын

@@poleonpoleon706sarcasm is a thing though lol that’s all this was

@poleonpoleon706 5 ай бұрын

@@kandicelewis9435 I know what it was, I even used it myself.

@LS-ys8nr 5 ай бұрын

This whole thread is dumb and Amy Schumer is a joke thief

@davidoffski1985 5 ай бұрын

none of you used sarcasm in this thread.

@AlexSmith-qu2kx 4 ай бұрын

Mia Jackson got me falling off my chairs

@civil_villain 2 ай бұрын

That RB Butcher set was 4 minutes too long.

@geekdiggy 6 ай бұрын

marina franklin cracked me up and so did ron funches

@darkchocolate757 2 ай бұрын

OK Cleveland 22:12 lol

@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub Ай бұрын

I would give my dad a card ( handmade) since I was 3 I think every weekend or once a week till I was 10. I buy my dad a gift every month, not ties etc I talk to him a lot, so I know the things he likes 😊he like trains, stamps and antiques. I search for them and get it for him. He has kept everything I ever made or purchased for him. 😢 that’s so sweet! Never knew my cards that I made as a kid was still with him. He’s 70 now 🎉 he loves music, same taste as me, so I downloaded and made him a playlist on his phone, he loves it! Next gift wireless headphones. ( he’s an engineer) a is very much like one, even after he retired. Still does his little projects at home ❤ I love my daddy and my mom too, but I’m a daddy’s girl😊

@ChefVeeSuRae 4 ай бұрын

Fortune Feimster does not look like her voice on the radio. . . . I was surprised this is her

@naijohnson6587 5 ай бұрын

Sold his soul

@volume2517 5 ай бұрын

Look at Kevin Hart...😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nicholedowning8341 3 ай бұрын

Haha Fortunes mom and mine could be sisters. Lol lol

@alloxxxsaurus 3 ай бұрын

The irony of pete avidson's mom - she was RIGHT!!!!!!!

@luqeprisecaru8507 5 ай бұрын

so jzz is not censored? :) even after the definition 30:00

@nomessnostress 2 ай бұрын

the guy at 23 sounds like cleavland brown

@donHooligan 6 ай бұрын

8:30 if you want to skip Amy Shummer

@pjwollum 6 ай бұрын

I love her.

@donHooligan 6 ай бұрын

are you a really crappy comedian who seems funny compared to her,@@pjwollum?

@osric729 5 ай бұрын

🙏

@damonteague7442 3 ай бұрын

Theres a crosseyd frowny face over the crowd @25:32

@krystalsturgeon5964 4 ай бұрын

🎉❤ AMEN Yes mom's will buy the wrapper to keep the tool safe

@GHOSTwriterNY 6 ай бұрын

Pete Davidson was cringy and creepy...

@Secretzstolen 5 ай бұрын

Yes!!!! Why does he keep talking about his mom and his d**k 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@CaptainAmerica2001 Ай бұрын

Pete Davidson is dry sense of humor funny but still funny 😁

@barbourgirl78 6 ай бұрын

Casimir Pulaski Day.

@tinacole1450 5 ай бұрын

Amy is so cute

@nakiabradford3100 6 ай бұрын

MIA UMM HUH YEAHHH🎉🎉🎉 😉 😉

@hesamrahmany9719 6 ай бұрын

Is that Marisha Ray on 20:57?