“Bro, How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?” - Jason Cheny

“Bro, How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?” - Jason Cheny - Stand-Up Featuring

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10 ай бұрын

Jason Cheny wonders how to know if you’re gay, explains why he’s big on positive reinforcement and shares how the suicide hotline helped him in the weirdest way.
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@nozzynha 10 ай бұрын

hes so funny in a chill kind of way. he keeps getting funnier. the laughs at the end killed me too damn someone was GONE

@mahi-kh6zp 9 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that one lady who laughs like dolphin.

@mahi-kh6zp 9 ай бұрын

Jeff arcuri's show, I think.

@OReily08080 10 ай бұрын

"I have a wife, she's real"😂

@notsure1969 9 ай бұрын

She's a Canadian supermodel.

@thekensilva 3 ай бұрын

@@notsure1969 Who?

@Max-zg2ci 10 ай бұрын

The build up for the fingers up the butt punchline…holy hell, made me laugh out loud so hard, the entire bus just looked at me like I was crazy.

@Eristhenes 10 ай бұрын

That’s why I hesitate to watch these when I’m commuting😂

@lisamcgee8535 8 ай бұрын

Turned into a zucchini in the end 😅

@TarynRMartin 3 ай бұрын

“Because I’m open minded!”

@Mattscalf 10 ай бұрын

He just kept getting funnier and funnier

@hijinks21 10 ай бұрын

So he still ended not funny?

@David-zl3bi 10 ай бұрын

@@hijinks21naw, think he exploded finally

@samanthawright527 10 ай бұрын

It's a slow burn with him. I like it! 😀

@SensesEU 10 ай бұрын

Lubed up

@cc8530 8 ай бұрын

No he did not

@aionlover3981 10 ай бұрын

The, "I'm not bicurious I'm just a straight guy curious about the bi" and the suicide jokes were hilarious lol.

@theawesomest2850 8 ай бұрын

Ima straight guy

@feral_pigeon 4 ай бұрын

@@theawesomest2850cool dude

@linkflorestv87 9 ай бұрын

"Three time is too much." 😅😅😅 PERFECTION.

@Watchingy0u 10 ай бұрын

The way he says whites takes me the hell out it’s so funny

@itsnotaboutyou 9 ай бұрын

“…And then you have the WHAAAAAYTSSS”

@onemanteam6543 9 ай бұрын

The HWATS. He’s so right.

@valeriarossini543 9 ай бұрын

“And that to me was the lube” the delivery of that was so funny lmao

@lurklingX 3 ай бұрын

hooomg hahahaaa "open mind, open oyster, open ass." idk how he got on this but i love they way he's smashed these particular things together for this set. it seems so perfect somehow.

@coleworld8265 10 ай бұрын

I dont think enough people caught the zuchinni line

@jamjox9922 10 ай бұрын

A lot of his jokes are slow burns with low-key build ups. It's a great set. But i do think it slips by people, the Zuchini line was the 4th time something went up his butt. lmao

@adeyemi120 9 ай бұрын

I burst out laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

@voyance4elle 9 ай бұрын

when was that?

@polluxtroy2010 9 ай бұрын

@@voyance4elle4:15, It’s a low key joke but the best, the moment I caught I was laughing so hard!

@lekoman 9 ай бұрын

This was definitely a crowd ill-suited to his humor. I caught it and laughed. “Ha! Callback. Funny.”

@RazorSkinned86 10 ай бұрын

perfect timing for dropping "i'm a straight guy" in the bit

@5hineepropertyofleetaemin 10 ай бұрын

He was absolutely hilarious. I was not expecting him to be funny all the way through. Loved it 😂

@gabriellaschweska2054 8 ай бұрын

Why?

@huskyludge5323 5 ай бұрын

Bruh watch his skit the one on Laugh factory. I was dying!

@animatedgoose 10 ай бұрын

That last joke had me tearing up 🤣🤣🤣

@dorianlamb8824 10 ай бұрын

the suicide hotline jokes were so fkn funny, all of it was rly but that part got me laughing like crazy. awesome dude

@larsonfamilyhouse 7 ай бұрын

Yeah so good 😅

@saleenz9643 10 ай бұрын

Legit belly laughs throughout his set! Way to hit some tough topics from a humorous and relatable perspective. Def unique!

@JW-lr8sd 10 ай бұрын

Im gay af & thoroughly enjoyed this x) good job bro

@4d3c2b1a 10 ай бұрын

NO YOU ARE STRAIGHT AS F LMAO

@LiveLoveLevelUp 9 ай бұрын

You ever curious about the vagina?

@christopherpericolosi-king4979 9 ай бұрын

Same lol

@Akira-888 9 ай бұрын

It started a tinsy bit shaky but what a build up to the end. I wanted more. This guy is refreshingly funny. Hope he hits it big. Great job dude. 👍👍👍🤣👏🎉

@Celeste-in-Oz 10 ай бұрын

Geez he had a tough crowd, did anyone see those faces near the front? 🙁😶☹️😶 …😂

@Maliceless100 9 ай бұрын

Audacious, hilarious - the masses will definitely find this guy.

@noradorris9631 10 ай бұрын

Great bit. Funny and thought provoking.

@ayamempress1579 8 ай бұрын

I hope he can keep making people laugh to heal his mind because he is funnier than most of the so-called greats and he's effortless with it.

@samandros3451 9 ай бұрын

There's something about his slight Chinese accent that makes his act even funnier. I've noticed this with other Chinese American comics too.

@hair4571 9 ай бұрын

chinese language are too tonal to filter out completely even if you’re biliangual, even tho many people master it, those people usually do it professionally like if they are actors and could do different accent

@komlat253 4 ай бұрын

I love it 😂

@komlat253 4 ай бұрын

Chinese people always say they like how I talk cuz it sounds like I'm singing because I'm black but like for real they are the ones singing 😂and don't even realize it hah.

@judyzhu4521 3 ай бұрын

i hear no accent. he just speaks with a cadence particular to comedians.

@royaltii_ 10 ай бұрын

I love the realness of comedy.😁 Awesome in action.

@muhahill3566 10 ай бұрын

Imagining a suicide hotline regular like it's Cheers is cracking me up "Suicide hotline how may I help you" it's me again Bob? *loud echo in back of other receivers yelling BOB!!!* yeah Jim it's Bob rough day? rough day

@joelkrestinski781 9 ай бұрын

I howled the whole time at this guys routine. Exactly what I needed this morning.

@SeeStuDo 10 ай бұрын

Cheney puts out gold with every set. ❤

@BluishGnome 10 ай бұрын

Great to see this guy on stage again! That crowd needs to wake up!

@midfidelity7180 8 ай бұрын

As a straight male, the first half is too relatable to be funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@skylarfoxy6908 10 ай бұрын

Love this guys sets 😂

@MugethiGitau 10 ай бұрын

The hwwwwites are taking me out each time 😂

@SunWarrior155 9 ай бұрын

The crowd was sleeping on this guy

@Leopardeye 9 ай бұрын

This ending has me in tears 😂😂😂

@rosiey172 9 ай бұрын

Great job Jason. Loved it.

@lurklingX 3 ай бұрын

"let's eat this goo... in the rock..." 🤣 (best description of oysters yet!!)

@MrJason300 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious! Jason Cheny hits for every joke and his build up is so well done

@yungtsai2209 9 ай бұрын

生活週邊發生的事情由脫口秀節目演出讓人笑中帶淚😂非常棒的時光❤

@em0_tion 10 ай бұрын

Coolest new comic to follow in a while. 👏😂

@Devin_Jazzberry 10 ай бұрын

The last line had me 😂😂

@pollianaoliveira1257 2 ай бұрын

I love his comedy, his accent, and his physical appearence.

@Unknowngamerborivt 9 ай бұрын

Such an amazing comedian! Hilarious 😂😂😂

@a.taylor8294 10 ай бұрын

Cheers for doing your exposure therapy for the "Whates"!

@furrymonkeything 10 ай бұрын

I like him 😁, love different perspectives.

@grafja 10 ай бұрын

Amen brother

@truerthanyouknow9456 10 ай бұрын

What a stone cold cutie ☺️

@truerthanyouknow9456 10 ай бұрын

Oh no. I don't think he's gay. I think he's cute. I'm never wrong about these things.@MacLevistein

@christopherpericolosi-king4979 9 ай бұрын

He's definitely cute! And, FYI to the other commenter.... one doesn't have to be gay to be attractive!

@notsure1969 9 ай бұрын

You shouldn't treat objects as men, man.

@truerthanyouknow9456 9 ай бұрын

😁@@notsure1969

@christopherpericolosi-king4979 9 ай бұрын

@@notsure1969 feels crappy when the shoe is on the other foot, eh? Now we know how women feel when men treat them as objects..... 🫠

@David-R. 10 ай бұрын

Some of those laughs in the background were as good as the comedy to me!

@mygoat0604 10 ай бұрын

Missed chance at that very end to reiterate that he's a straight guy, you know, after trying to get a date with the suicide hotline guy

@simppinto6841 9 ай бұрын

Love it man unexpected twists

@HaShomeret 10 ай бұрын

This is so well written damn

@PitaPieBB 3 ай бұрын

The way he transitioned between the butt stuff into the suicide stuff was so genius

@tristonfordummies. 3 ай бұрын

I listened to 7 Minute Drill independently. Cole did what needed to be done. Nothing boring about it.

@jordan-mt5ut 2 ай бұрын

Some dude at the end having the time of his life

@jaredoaks 4 ай бұрын

New favorite! So real, it hurts, but in a good way.

@jordanwilliams2031 10 ай бұрын

Lol the people cheering at "you ever think about killing yourself"

@ChelseaMonetOfficial 9 ай бұрын

So funny bro I love all ur stuff

@JL-tq7uw 9 ай бұрын

So good!!!!

@Uns46 10 ай бұрын

I’m in the gym laughing out now 😢😂😂😂

@YogeshSharma-dz7cj 9 ай бұрын

He is hilarious 😂😂😂❤

@Mirrtamirrv 3 ай бұрын

He's the first comedian whom I feel like has the same humor as me. That was so funny, no need to be loud or over the top. Love!

@longbeachcomedy4481 9 ай бұрын

Love Jason Cheny!

@JuaniqueVerde 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 this was a good set. His teeth are BEAUTIFUL!!! I wonder if he had to sneeze towards the end lol.

@rubyrose49 9 ай бұрын

I love how he started with fingers then he also tried sticking a cucumber lol

@jeffwong1310 5 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard that I had a tummy ache now!

@sixtynine2856 6 ай бұрын

This crowd is terrible.

@augustoparada1 3 ай бұрын

He is terrible.

@varoonnone7159 3 ай бұрын

Why ? Just because you don't shout out laughing doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it

@JP-jd8wr 9 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😂 I'm mad I just heard of him

@kylebyrne8796 Ай бұрын

new favorite comedian

@rgncajun21 9 ай бұрын

Lmfao the suicide hotline bit is hilarious! Need more of that

@bandotaku 9 ай бұрын

As someone born and raised in Fort Wayne, IN 1) I got super excited that my city was mentioned 2) That was pretty accurate, lol, especially depending on what part of the city you are in.

@changos1. 7 ай бұрын

you are a gift. keep going

@BerryJackalope 10 ай бұрын

And thaaaats exposure therapy 🤣

@vinegar_mince8746 9 ай бұрын

I'm always confused by the weapon question! Like seriously? I learned as a kid anything could be used as a weapon. Asking about ice cream or giving someone in crisis the suggestion of treating themselves sounds so much more helpful. It really does feel like they're pushing you to spiral at times. A better question is - "do you have any plans of hurting yourself or others?" Much easier to answer bc the first question just gets my autsitic smart ass all creative and then you end up restrained in a cell.

@an_xon 8 ай бұрын

the guy at 6:50 was having the time of his life i love it

@aderokelly 4 ай бұрын

He snapped lol 😂 good job

@AMadd3RHatt3R 10 ай бұрын

I like this dude!! ❤❤❤

@Strahbaerie 10 ай бұрын

Top notch

@jwnewkirk84 10 ай бұрын

Lol great stuff man, can't wait to see you at The Well tonight!

@whitehawk5 4 ай бұрын

that was a rollercoaster

@GamelanSinarSurya 7 ай бұрын

“…’cause now he’s gonna go back to his barn…” 😂

@MsMizz1 9 ай бұрын

6:00 😂😂😂 I’m glad I waited

@klausschroeder2454 4 ай бұрын

I love his open mind 😂😂😂

@gaminggonegood7574 10 ай бұрын

Love seeing him on the GeniusBrain Podcast 😂

@franimal86 8 ай бұрын

This guy is amazing

@i.tsunami4258 3 ай бұрын

Dude, put it out there😂😂😂😂😂 Good time

@Mushroom321- 9 ай бұрын

" goo in the rock "! 😅😅

@IN777CKM 7 ай бұрын

4:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 super underrated. Why are people scared to laugh

@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 9 ай бұрын

I know it is just comedy, but the thing about being gay is sexual attraction, not sexual pleasure from specific acts. If you look at the oyster and say that is repulsive, but if I close my eyes and pretend it is something else, I enjoy the taste. You can be straight and like butt stuff, or gay and not like it, there is no quantifiable "this feels good" sexuality. But it led to some fantastic jokes. By the way, I have never eaten an oyster because I assume everyone who says they are good is just lying and trying to trick other people into trying them....and that is also my feeling towards anal....lol

@JST03 8 ай бұрын

Nah. No the liking butt stuff is fine. I also don't like that some men get called gay for certain sexual positions with a woman lol. Or yes liking getting pegged or finger stuff n whatnot is in no way gay, it's pleasure. Getting head from a guy once doesn't make you gay or bi or pan necessarily, but if you like sex oral or otherwise from the same sex consistently or the thought doesn't turn you off you're bi or pan. Lol at that point yeah. Many girls are into getting head n stuff from a woman but doesn't see themselves having a future with a woman bcuz they see themselves in a relationship with or married to a man means they're just bi (or pan). It's ok but yeah... Yes even wanting no relationship but just sexual pleasure from the same sex means there's a good chance you are bi or pan, it may not mean you're gay as you are still attracted to the opposite sex but yeah.

@MCPanda-bl3nc 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking this the whole yime too lol. The poor dude went down there a third time 🤣. Surprised his friend wasn't like "you remember gay tops exist right?"

@larsonfamilyhouse 7 ай бұрын

You can be gay and also asexual. Sometimes gay ppl have asexual and/or aromantic life partners of the same sex. Similar to a straight person being asexual and/or aromantic

@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 7 ай бұрын

@@larsonfamilyhouse ok fair enough. Then sexual or romantic attraction. But my point stands that liking a certain sex act like anal stimulation or penetration is not what defines one being gay.

@seeleygirl6178 4 ай бұрын

@@larsonfamilyhouseIf you’re asexual gay are you still attracted physically to opposite sex? Otherwise it would just be friendship.

@victor_dakota7986 3 ай бұрын

He is funny. Thanks for sharing.

@BlissBlissBliss720 3 ай бұрын

It became progressively funnier the further along he went.

@davidperez5089 10 ай бұрын

Looks like every other Jason I've had the pleasure to meet. Names say alot.

@UKLeonie 10 ай бұрын

Jason's are always the ones 👌🏾👏🏾👌🏾

@Blue_Azure101 9 ай бұрын

😂

@overwatchgale4640 3 ай бұрын

This is solid comedy. A lot of people won’t understand some things cuz it’s not spoonfed, and he definitely gets funnier and funnier!

@davehue9517 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂

@TomboiTravels 8 ай бұрын

Keep doing the Lords' work brother 💚💚💚

@user-ex1vd9td7k 10 ай бұрын

Makes it weird that he was pointing wit that finger through the whole set!

@MissOJAY 10 ай бұрын

😂😅😂😅😂 riiiight

@15aia5 10 ай бұрын

Funny last bit

@panampace 8 ай бұрын

This dude is hilarious. Also how is his accent Asian, southern, gay, and Mitch Hedburg all at the same time lol

@renee7514 5 ай бұрын

I laughed out tears.

@Mark-te8ky 4 ай бұрын

Keep it up J!

@matthewjay660 10 ай бұрын

Jason rules!

@jayw1677 10 ай бұрын

"....yyyeaaahh, people think about that sometimes."

@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE 3 күн бұрын

Dark but Funny 😊

@hillaryrose562 4 ай бұрын

Woah. How have I not heard of this guy. So funny!

@missmelis4938 2 ай бұрын

Look up his other sets, he’s hilarious.

@jayymorris5285 4 ай бұрын

My friends always ask me, how do I know I'm not straight and I tell them that I dont need to touch the stove to know it's hot lol