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Kock is swedish for chef

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This is why people who ship Katniss/Peeta refer to the pairing as _Toast_ . If you combined the names, you'd end up with either _Katpee_ or _Peeniss_ . Neither option is particularly pleasant, really.

Lol

***** Well both Star Trek and Mass Effect, are about a charismatic captain, who have a crew of cool humans and aliens, that also plow some of them. Both deal with galactic politics. Both are about saving and exploring the galaxy. Both are set on a cool military-grade starship.

Believe it or not, FTL may be the best Star Trek game ever made.

Believe it or Not there is a Great Star trek game. It's called Star Trek Armada II

Star Trek 25the anniversary. *Mic drop*

Quinton Fallon Indeed good sir though I have troubles griping the fact that the Federation would be so war like we still have yet to have a good game that really looks at the more peaceful way of dealing with conflict rather than just "FIRE EVERYTHING"ing whenever someone coughs what sounds like "hostiles"

i know i would

***** NOPE.avi

***** only if it was in 3D

Pretty sure that's a porn somewhere...

The cod to end all CODs...

***** is neither a name nor an opinion I would ever imagine myself agreeing with whole-heartedly, but here we are.

Andrej Butic aside from not happening at all

But how did the Rock get out of the Delta Quadrant?

Asura R-R There's an episode of Voyager where 7/9 chases a bad guy (a completely normal unenhanced unarmored human mind you) through the ship and hits him like 4 times with the stun setting and he barely even reacts. He gets more tired just from running away than he does from a phaser.

John Beaird Having marathoned the entire series I consider myself somewhat of an expert on this one.. *ahem* Every single fucking alien they run into without exception (yes that includes the mole with a mohawk in the first episode) Is a xenophobic dumbass who wouldn't be able to understand what the word "help" meant if it bit them in the arse and gave them syphilis, which, incidentally everyone they run into thinks that's precisely what they plan on doing The only civilization even bordering on being worthy of the word is three seconds away from an anarchist revolution against their 'benign' but utterly authoritarian overlords who are all psychic and attempt to "rehabilitate" everyone who even thinks of teaching that arsehole the next market stall over a thing or two. Add to that, the fact that these civilizations never overtly explain their rules, especially the "instant-death penalty" ones that the Voyager Crew always seem to violate without exception except one can assume on every other planetoid since not one of them specifies the penalties before charming-young-blonde and his feisty assistant beam down to the surface and break it out of ignorance or sheer human nature. Everyone in the delta quadrant, in short, choose the most assholeishly chav-looking "we don't like yer kind around 'ere stranger!" fascist from Call of Cthulhu they could find who without fail chose to be the most selfish and unhelpful arsehole they could be to everyone the met. Sure, you could blame that on the setting, as they were going for "the delta quadrant is the most dangerous in the galaxy" and lets face it, flying through the Galaxy Garden just wouldn't have been as interesting if we didn't find out the local fauna and fawna were secretly shapeshifting overlords from {Proxima Vantchuri 92 and oh whoops looking at the wrong way means you have now have to die by increasingly bizarre mandatory rituals or flashbacks There is also the fact that the two-parters episodes and the ones written by anyone other than the original writers were the only ones that deviated from the standard norm and managed to wrap up a plotline without everyone involved being killed off or sealed away in the history vault so they could never be re-used. In short; Everyone they meet (or at least their representative) has the diplomatic grace of a klingon teenager with a stomach ache They violate the local instant death penalty on every fucking planet that has it yet fails to even hint at it before it's broken The only formula-deviating episodes are two-parters, specials, and written by someone else And.. Well. I still thought it was good enough to see to the end. So there's that. I just wouldn't recommend anyone else to marathon it since the little nigglies start piling up into a xenophobic fascist intent on mistrusting you.

John Beaird Bollocks. I had the perfect opportunity to use "I'm gonna give that blighter a piece of my mind" which incidentally the authoritarians will very enthusiastically take after so much as having the thought with the psychics and blew it.

Ben Kielar Don't kill me but I find swords to be cooler than space guns. Not that I have a problem with space shooters, Halo is good to me (not perfect but not exactly average in my eyes) but Soul Calibur 2 remains in my personal 5 best games of all time... go ahead and attack me for having an opinion internet

The handguns can blow open doors and destroy boulders and walls and shit, they almost never use rifles in the shows.

Billy Weed He would get exponentially better. (Will Weaton seems like a pretty cool guy in real life though)

Nothing can improve Wesley Crusher. His character is inherently irritating.

dkill34 it was to maintain equilibrium in the cosmic balance of the universe lest cthulhu be awakened and unleash his wroth upon the good people of earth.

dkill34 Namco doesn't make these games, it just publishes them. Besides, they probably were paid a good deal to make this shovelware.

I know this comment was made four years ago but Bandai Namco and quality control are not words that go in the same sentence. See every anime game

and in 2020 they paid the company that made project cars to make possibly the worst movie tie in game for whatever reason

NES flashback Or bioware.... but mass effect exists... And that is good enough for now.

holy shit, that's an amazing idea! Much better than doing fucking Minecraft and such.

Bobby McBobbingon telltale's minecraft may be their first game i don't buy.

NES flashback​ It looks awful. I won't say anything I don't know yet, but watching the trailer alone made me want to cough up blood. The voice acting was enough to make me cringe hard like my dad when he sees me, it sounds like they literally got in a bunch of Minecraft KZfaq Lets-Players and told them to be voice actors.

+Bobby McBobbingon Been playing it.. It's pretty damn good, and actually has some pretty well known voice actors, with Billy West immediately standing out as the narrator. :)

I like the idea of Will Ferrell playing Harry.

Mass Effect.

Yes! Only game series that comes close to meeting those criteria.

Scott Trek me too, though the holomatch wasn't quite as good as the EF1 and I really missed the tetryon pulse disruptor and arc-welder, but it still had some really cool levels and one of the best easter eggs I've seen in a game.

Me 2 but star trek games always feel kinda cheap sadly

No we didn't. Most console owners already had one long before this game was thought of, and the few who didn't certainly wouldn't have looked at this game and said, "BLIMEY! A STAR TREK GAME! TIME TO GET MY CONSOLE BUYING ON!!!" That's all.

Christoph Brinkmann Oh my friend,you'd be surprise how much people are willing too invest for the things they love. While the numbers weren't significant,there were in fact people who did go out and buy a console too play this game.As you may have guessed,these people weren't as wise as the average gamer was when it came to buying.

I kind wanted that game... but for some reason, I got this feeling that it would suck... A lot.

Oh look, someone who seems to have a sense of humour while failing to insult.

...if Star Trek is traditionally about vaporizing endless mooks, in 1. bland and poorly balanced ship combat where anyone not flying a ship piled with Dual Cannons is either willfully obtuse or desperately believes they are a Special And Unique Snowflake, or 2. clumsy ground combat that seems alternately intent on giving you severe arthritis and stretching your fingers so you can easily reach a 13th interval on the piano, with 3. the occasional half-hearted attempt to pay lip-service to themes like Exploring Strange New Worlds and The Federation Always Seeks Peaceful Resolutions First, then yes. (Granted, the thematic issues evaporate on the Klingon side, and the main Federation diplomat is an annoying prat that just points you to an endless stream of beggars, so it is a bit of a relief to switch sides and just commit to the way of Endless Glorious Murder. But then you're left with klutzy gameplay, buggy missions, vocals that generally sound like whoever was in the break room and couldn't run faster than the voice director, enemy AI that would embarrass a goldfish, and same-y missions that discourage dramatically varying tactics and builds, but it's just as well because switching your weapons, consoles, major ship components, Bridge Officer assignments and active Duty Officer roster around is laborious and slow as possible.)

akatwitch ...so essentially every episode of Enterprise ever?

Adam Walker Oh look, someone who seems to have a sense of humour while failing to make a successful counterpoint.

No counterpoint is needed as the point to be countered failed to take off. Also nice use of 'wasting your time' coming from someone with 'noob' in his username. #burn