These are the combat scenes from Star Wars Chess for the Sega CD. This is the Empire victory version where Vader and the boys kick some Rebel Alliance ass.
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@TU-mf2ut4 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper armor that actually protects the wearer? This isn't canon!!!
@heyitsamy17714 жыл бұрын
I know the joke is old but it is actually canon.
@YourCrazyDolphin4 жыл бұрын
And if you go by legends, it looks crap because it is effective- spreads the heat out which pretty much always means the trooper gets knocked out, but no real injury.
@s4tsug4i744 жыл бұрын
Lol it is canon now apparently it was better than clone trooper armour
@guotyr25024 жыл бұрын
And they aim for the enemy when they fire NO FU CKING WAY
@TheJoker-qo4fg4 жыл бұрын
TU more canon than they hitting the target
@tommythehospitalfish55724 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the stormtrooper trying to kill himself against yoda
@joannis466784 жыл бұрын
Oh, I thought Yoda did that.
@Khorzho4 жыл бұрын
@@joannis46678 Sort of. He mind tricked the Storm Trooper into shooting himself.
@lemmingscanfly54 жыл бұрын
Yoda makes that man kill himself in his win.
@j.vonhogen96504 жыл бұрын
☠_e--P_s- - tE -i- -n d_i--DN_'t ki --Ll h -iM --s_-El-F☠ I can't even write the above hashtag in a regular way, because KZfaq's '1984'-censorship algorithms will delete the comment in real time. I guess this is what free speech looks like in 2020. 🤐 (Try it out, if you don't believe me!)
@LemonFilmsForever4 жыл бұрын
@@j.vonhogen9650 What
@daschwah4 жыл бұрын
Force Unleashed II: my treatment of the beloved OT characters and their horrifying deaths will haunt you forever Star Wars Chess: hold my juri juice
@ryanhutchinson44673 жыл бұрын
Same with the first Force Unleashed game. First time that I saw Obi-Wan get thrown into the millennium falcon’s engine I was so sad!
@Crazytown032 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhutchinson4467 ya the dlc made Star killer my least favorite Star Wars character But if it’s not the dlc he’s we’ll probably my 5 favorite
@dededemain Жыл бұрын
jawa juice*
@taurock963 жыл бұрын
I love how the stormtrooper mostly wins by actually NOT aiming their target, it just happens accidently, even back in the day they knew
@drumbeard Жыл бұрын
What do you mean back in the day? It was 10 years since release of Return of the Jedi, of course they knew xD
@taurock96 Жыл бұрын
@@drumbeard You know what ? Touché
@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Жыл бұрын
@@taurock96 true but honestly the only reason why rebels won in the first place cause vader and palp gave each other death at the same time lmao. otherwise no one would beat the empire until rey a thing lol
@user-lz1wp9ng5d9 ай бұрын
The Stormtroopers don't have bad aim. They didn't kill Luke in the gang because they wanted them to lead the empire to the rebel base.
@DonkeyKongX213 жыл бұрын
Couldn't they have picked ordinary Rebel soldiers as Pawns instead of R2-D2s?
@TheRiolumon4 жыл бұрын
Forget the rebel storm troopers why the at st as tall as the other characters? xD
@JimmyTheAce894 жыл бұрын
And why Tuscan Raiders? They never once helped the Empire.
@LordProteus4 жыл бұрын
They went with R2-D2 and Tusken Raiders because those are more marketable.
@Siegberg914 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyTheAce89 Lord Vader would have killed him even if he is on his team^^.
@justaballwithablueeye58704 жыл бұрын
@@Siegberg91 Darth Vader would have killed not just the men but the woman and the children too
@AQWorldMelzar9 жыл бұрын
4:42 I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE BANANA PUDDING!!!
@captainenergon65798 жыл бұрын
+AQWorldMelzar YES! YES!
@localidiot38684 жыл бұрын
Tbh I don't think that the rape was necessary
@Dragonwolves20164 жыл бұрын
Lol
@CidYoshi3 жыл бұрын
TRUE HORROR
@ThePlayBoys7084 жыл бұрын
Did I just see Darth Vader straight up kidnap leia and stuff her in his cape 0-0
@therepublicroblox48254 жыл бұрын
Leak is Darth Vader’s daughter so it’s not kidnapping
@PantherAusfD19444 жыл бұрын
It's a tiny Vulcan pinch
@aitipsea39093 жыл бұрын
I told you *shakes violently* I don't like banana pudding!
@Mrenderboyo2 жыл бұрын
@@PantherAusfD1944 its the vulcan neck pinch
@krakenguy6200 Жыл бұрын
Leila is his daughter. Better call fbi if there is any in space
@ROFLobster48844 жыл бұрын
How could I possibly forget Emperor Palpatine’s most famous signature move. Force dirt devil.
@jawwer124 жыл бұрын
"Emperor Palestine"
@rdubayoo10 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly brutal!
@Bloodlyshiva9 жыл бұрын
rdubayoo And very funny with hindsight.
@Khorzho4 жыл бұрын
IKR? Some are grim even. Lets not mention how Leia gets smacked around.
@supersmashbro5962 жыл бұрын
especially darth vader killing luke and leia. you know, his own children.
@Detective_Doomy9 жыл бұрын
If all the stormtroopers where as competent and had his armor the empire would not even have to worry about almost anything except there own stormtroopers.
@Detective_Doomy9 жыл бұрын
DeathClawScout oh and luck forgot to put in luck.
@boxtank52886 жыл бұрын
DeathClawScout That one Stormtrooper who: -Goes down to the range every day. -Polishes his armor with clearcoat -experiments on weekends.
@user-jl7cz2pe6d6 жыл бұрын
Detective Doomy You know that you can edit comments, right?
@scp-173thepeanut35 жыл бұрын
1:16 "Oh dear.' *Gets smashed to bits* "Ouch, that hurt."
@GamerToonia4 жыл бұрын
0:09-1:00 Where was this guy when the empire needed him
@YunuelYAHRАй бұрын
Playing chess
@diamondpyro86874 жыл бұрын
Chewie, Leia and Luke's deaths were.... like.... dark... wtf
@BobBob-zg5lz4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me but the AT ST literally crushing C3-P0 wasn’t a dark death?
@riftvallance20874 жыл бұрын
Ya right, why set a wookie on fire, going to take months to get the smell of burning hair out of your cape.
@AesculapiusPiranha4 жыл бұрын
Their deaths were dark. DARK SIDE
@thecreepnextdoor75604 жыл бұрын
I'd say they're more brutal than dark
@shawklan274 жыл бұрын
They make the Disney deaths feel minuscule in comparison lol
@velocilevon4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how most of Wookie's deaths is him going melee for no reason when he had a fight in control. For force's sake dude, you had that stormtrooper but blew it completely xD
@ladyriethegoldendelmo54416 жыл бұрын
0:59 if only all storm troopers fight like this...
@kingofworms8314 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wish. That would make the fight scenes more tough for the rebels, which would only make the both the empire and rebels even cooler.
@ladyriethegoldendelmo54413 жыл бұрын
@@kingofworms831 rebels wouldnt last that long lmao
@patrickstar83562 жыл бұрын
(I don't know when "4 years ago" exactly was for this comment) they were much stronger in Rogue one at least
@metallabx4072 жыл бұрын
They really need a floor that can reflect bullet.
@animalcheese5 ай бұрын
Then the movies will only be at least 10 minutes
@kiyo13965 жыл бұрын
0:36 the ground has better aim!
@jacktheflash84784 жыл бұрын
No it doesn’t stormtroopers are known for their accuracy ask obi-wan
Most of these just seem to be the result of carelessness on the heroes part.
@Kjf3654 жыл бұрын
Hey man, the plot armor can only go so far.
@cybatshow4 жыл бұрын
The Queens "WITH A WALK CYCLE LIKE THAT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A DIVA" - ﹰJonﹰTron boy
@paulojalaska68963 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader, the Queen
@s-a-r-a-h2 жыл бұрын
fierce diva queen, honey!
@RedBoi887 жыл бұрын
1:16 JESUS
@acommonfbiagent64446 жыл бұрын
Andrew Lopez That was some mortal combat level shit.
@mattiacannarella93344 жыл бұрын
Oh Dio
@somerandomfan20124 жыл бұрын
*O U C H* *T H A T* *H U R T S*
@PuffyOne18984 жыл бұрын
3:11 Yoda... he got turned into goo. That’s too bad I really like Yoda.
@atarashi16244 жыл бұрын
No cbt for him
@kanesmith82714 жыл бұрын
@@atarashi1624 goo torture
@artemorekhov80404 жыл бұрын
I read first as "poo".
@secretgarbage65814 жыл бұрын
Me when I catch baby yoda
@sekaibreaker92434 жыл бұрын
Jontron reference
@LKPrime4 жыл бұрын
I love how in the Tuskan Raider animations that Yoda just sorta leaves. He doesn't die he's just like "Going home, I am."
@cosmicfails20534 жыл бұрын
0:57 he has embraced his faults and have turned them into his strengths
@LoganWH87 жыл бұрын
5:50 Emperor: if you will not join me then you will die! Luke: oh yeah? You and what lightning hands? Vader: oh, see, you shouldn't have said that.
@Lorddacenshadowind6 жыл бұрын
king of games and anime wouldn't king taking king be impossible though
@jacktheflash84784 жыл бұрын
Joshua Gilbert this isn’t regular chess
@AceTheEgg4 жыл бұрын
Is that a family guy star wars reference?
@aces12374 жыл бұрын
It only Luke had another lightsaber and said some bullshit about him being all of the jedi
@animegamerjace98514 жыл бұрын
Aces 123 😂
@hunterlord1014 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see C3PO get brutally murdered in several different ways
@someturkishguy86384 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@mogensl.g.schmidt18083 жыл бұрын
You guys Are mean
@stinkrat1673 жыл бұрын
Lol he doesnt even seem to mind that much. Saying “oh dear,” “oh my” and “ouch, that hurt” kinda shows how little he seems bothered lol
@RondoOfBloodX6 жыл бұрын
4:32 Now we know where Ben learned the technique to kill his father with.
@Steakbreakfast4 жыл бұрын
Most violent chess ever
@Steakbreakfast4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mangored2094 жыл бұрын
Regicide is better
@LimeGamer999 жыл бұрын
4:53 Dude, that was your son!
@CidYoshi5 жыл бұрын
More like poor C3PO. That was his robot!
@foodood88954 жыл бұрын
_was_
@johnbob9144 жыл бұрын
@@foodood8895 was because he's dead
@terjeaasheim36514 жыл бұрын
No obi won was youre father
@PantherAusfD19444 жыл бұрын
No I was and this was like chess
@makesomething40936 жыл бұрын
Soo satisfying to see well thought out, character specific details.
@gohachinightwin98844 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize that the bishops walk onto the stage diagonally in their intro scene.
@WaitHowDidIGetHere4 жыл бұрын
4:00 4:37 4:49 “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!”
@browsertab4 жыл бұрын
I love how the developers couldn't bring themselves to animate Yoda being killed violently but they have no issue killing the fuck out of C-3PO.
@kainthedragoon80815 ай бұрын
What about Chewbacca?
@browsertab5 ай бұрын
CHEWY NOOO @@kainthedragoon8081
@gloriaromero27824 жыл бұрын
0:18 rip r2 d2 0:29 breaking into pieces 1:00 luke's death 1:13 turn roll 1:17 smash! 1:25 dissapear and appear 1:35 balance fight 1:43 fall 1:48 slam saber 2:02 shot explosion 2:10 hit squashed 2:55 shot turn 3:02 head turn fell off 3:11 burn out goo 3:20 burn🔥 3:28 take up and smash 3:36 tied up 3:53 saber take explode 4:03 body part chop off 4:16 force throw 4:20 Magic and death fate 4:42 shaking grab 4:56 fate dissapear 5:09 electrical ⚡ 5:24 electric shock 5:54 electric shock luke 6:02 dark empire strikes
@MistahFox2 жыл бұрын
The Stormtrooper hitting a ricochet to go around Luke's lightsaber is genuis!
@Hank..5 жыл бұрын
4:22 "Collect blue abbots, Avantis" scuse me... what?
@Anime-sl3sn4 жыл бұрын
I was super confused by that too!?
@theonetruefusky76814 жыл бұрын
Your futile efforts are worthless
@TheJoker-qo4fg4 жыл бұрын
the one true fusky thx
@PantherAusfD19444 жыл бұрын
*your futile efforts are pointless
@theimperialcombine5 жыл бұрын
5:36 I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.
@quindariousgooch69084 жыл бұрын
1:47 This one surprised me the most he just outright breaks Luke’s neck
@MobiusThreeMusic4 жыл бұрын
Parry this filthy casual
@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere4 жыл бұрын
JESUS MEEM HE BRAKES WITH ONE HIT
@MistOrWar2 жыл бұрын
DODGE THIS YOU BASTAARD
@archerdark75246 жыл бұрын
5:36 Revenge of the Sith alternate ending. Wait, this game is completed long before prequel trilogy. Force tornado is canon?
@jacktheflash84784 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@comandercarnis4 жыл бұрын
There is a force ability called force whirlwind
@jacktheflash84784 жыл бұрын
Knower of truth neat
@TheJoker-qo4fg4 жыл бұрын
Archer Dark I mean, it is only a better version of force push
@goldskarr5 жыл бұрын
1:30 Holy shit, Yoda just peaces out. Never thought he'd be scared of a friggen Raider.
@VinVonVoom4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the tusken just kills him while he's invisible.
@medicboi97774 жыл бұрын
didnt you see what that tusken raider did to C3-PO
@thefantasticdrill7884 жыл бұрын
1:35 you can hear Chewbacca’s bones crunch as he crumpled to the floor, his spine instantly cracked from the impact.
@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere4 жыл бұрын
Jss meem with he survive he cant walk
@DarthDimmadome4 жыл бұрын
EA needs to add this as an extra mode in their next Star Wars title.
@LeoPryce9 жыл бұрын
4:45 Woah what's he doing?
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli9 жыл бұрын
Sabrina The Traveller cumming to the dark side.
@tb-303overload38 жыл бұрын
+Sabrina The Challenger "Now you know... the power of the dark side."
@bobafett44524 жыл бұрын
Shooting a Brazzers video.
@PeruvianPotato4 жыл бұрын
@Nitty Gritty S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
@Bacony_Cakes4 жыл бұрын
Peeing on a corpse.
@Jakeverhart4 жыл бұрын
Why does the emperor vs Luke one exist? Isn’t it impossible for kings to get near each other?
@jawwer124 жыл бұрын
Most likely for completeness's sake or for potential debugging.
@TheJoker-qo4fg4 жыл бұрын
Jake Everhart it is possible but is incredibly rare
@BX--nq6gf4 жыл бұрын
Not impossible. Just incredibly stupid if they do.
@danguy65914 жыл бұрын
That animation is for checkmate
@ObbiObbi4 жыл бұрын
You are correct, there's no legal circumstances where kings can be facing each other. This was most likely done as a bonus, unless there's some oversight by Software Toolworks (which seems unlikely, they were mostly known for their Chess games).
@justrob92526 жыл бұрын
I see where Klyo got the idea from 4:32
@applescruff19694 жыл бұрын
Stole it. Just like his whole character.
@Solongsocialmedia4 жыл бұрын
@asriel dreemurr fan35 hi asriel
@nutscratcher79734 жыл бұрын
4:43 *YOU WILL NOW KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE*
@hyperzed52564 жыл бұрын
sounds like an intro from a porn parody, but aight
@nutscratcher79734 жыл бұрын
@@hyperzed5256 it was intended to sound like that
@TheCompleteMental4 жыл бұрын
*_E X H A L I N G N O I S E_*
@chrispines34774 жыл бұрын
People say Stormtroopers armor never works. They say they never hit heir targets. This video has proved them wrong
@ktoon47254 жыл бұрын
I’d like to point out almost all the StormTroopers kills seemed to be by accident.
@Gexon10004 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: Umm, why am i the queen? im a guy
@nintendorakyamato18594 жыл бұрын
Hairul Shamsul because the queen is the most useful unit in chess games, lord Vader.
@Gexon10004 жыл бұрын
@@nintendorakyamato1859 Darth Vader: Well i don't like it. Who ever put me in a queen chess, will suffer the wrath of my force
@s4tsug4i744 жыл бұрын
Emperor's bitch.
@Gexon10004 жыл бұрын
"Darth Vader force choke on Yama"
@jawwer124 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, they could have used the less common name of the queen: minister.
@aslightlystablefootsoldier98384 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he actually doesn't miss That ain't no casual stormtrooper
@anthonymccall30644 жыл бұрын
The leia deaths. Moaning out "oh god!" 😂
@TheCutePyro4 жыл бұрын
4:03 I thought C-3PO was going to say "Tis but a scratch".
@tb-303overload38 жыл бұрын
3:00 4:00 C-3PO: "Oh, my head!"
@brodiem33289 жыл бұрын
Lol when the storm trooper kill c-3p0, i can imagine him saying "Shut the fuck up!"
@PhillipOnTakos9 жыл бұрын
what did Vader do to Leia
@demonspadeinc22635 жыл бұрын
It was raping time
@thepug4755 жыл бұрын
What did Boba Fett do to Leia?
@crimsondynamo6154 жыл бұрын
You don’t wanna know.
@kikiretzorg14674 жыл бұрын
He put her in his inventory, obviously.
@fakhrulzainal53844 жыл бұрын
Put her to the dark side
@Bacxaber4 жыл бұрын
Yoda forced a guy to kill himself? Jesus Christ...
@pedzad95284 жыл бұрын
0:37 The greatest shot a Stormtroper could ever perform
@EmeraldSUStrai254 жыл бұрын
Title: The Queens Me: *Vader isn't a queen..*
@corvinewheel89643 жыл бұрын
He's a king to queen
@chessemchesse36764 жыл бұрын
The storm trooper: Death incarnate
@mafia_boss_neto4 жыл бұрын
3:11 3:21 *When Boba Fett forgot Jango's flamethrower and rocket launcher and has to improvise*
@TheChefShipwreckinAlaska4 жыл бұрын
Give the first stormtrooper a raise
@boss_08174 жыл бұрын
This is disturbing seeing our favorite characters die brutally
@tashkent5614 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Vader is a _Queen._
@RocketHarry8653 жыл бұрын
Well Vader is the enforcer of Palpatine's will so he would do most of the front up action, while Sidious is plotting in the background
@nintendorakyamato18593 жыл бұрын
Queen is the best piece of chess
@utahraptor47298744 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly brutal for a chess game lol.
@AtorTFE16 жыл бұрын
"Your futile efforts are pointless"
@paragonstrike19924 жыл бұрын
3:49 man Vader killing what was once his Astromech and Protocol Droid makes me kind of sad.
@MarshTheYoutubeChannel3 жыл бұрын
I like how the Tuskan didn't even know if he beat Yoda or not, lol. Dude was just like "I guess I won?"
@justaballwithablueeye58704 жыл бұрын
If Star Wars didn't had plot shield would have been like
@bromomento59134 жыл бұрын
Aimbot stormtrooper is so op thanks god we didn't see him in Star wars
@TechnoaxesYT4 жыл бұрын
Nobody asks the true questions Why is this on Sega CD?
@omegasupreme55274 жыл бұрын
Because Sega does what nintendon't.
@gavinclark68914 жыл бұрын
Tim O'Hara I think they can in this version
@glitchmaster26724 жыл бұрын
**gets literally crushed to pieces* Ouch. That hurt!
@minakothememequeen12814 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Leia tried to punch Vader
@smellfish14304 жыл бұрын
Star wars has been made into almost everything at this point!
@AtorTFE16 жыл бұрын
It's an old PC game. This is the Sega CD version. Basically it's Battle Chess with the Star Wars cast instead of the King Arthur characters.
@crab46034 жыл бұрын
C-3PO: This is very irregular Boba: *Slaps 3po across the head* *C-3PO’s head falls off* C-3PO: My head!! Gets sucked up into the vacuum Boba: *Shrugs*
@petergreg10112 жыл бұрын
3:00 death by pimp hand, Boba Fett confirms he is no. 1
@corvinewheel89643 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean 3:00
@t.h4 жыл бұрын
Me: *watches a single chess video* KZfaq: *you liked it, HERE'S MORE*
@Sheogorath20776 жыл бұрын
**Childhood ruined**
@sheikhrayan95384 жыл бұрын
Imagine overthrowing the empire and bringing peace... This comment is made by *The Empire*
@neildennis72944 жыл бұрын
This and Battle Chess were the only ways to play video game chess in the 90s.
@AtorTFE14 жыл бұрын
A forced checkmate gambit. If the computers only move is into checkmate, it will always select the most important opponent. In this case, the opposing king. Unlike the computer version, which only indicated "checkmate", the Sega CD version played out the battle scene.
@deletedTestimony4 жыл бұрын
The fact the Stormtroopers have to land a missed shot by accident to win slays me deader than Yoda at 0:37
@dxii_real27 күн бұрын
this vid is pure nostalgia for some reason
@FinleyZero6 жыл бұрын
Can't help but smirk every time C-3PO gets rekt.
@Moist.4 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how Darth vader just like...S U C C E D up Leia?
@marxssweetass61184 жыл бұрын
Palpatine just makes a Yoda smoothie. Not as tasty as eating a baby Yoda however.
@gimmieurBRAIN6 жыл бұрын
The only time you'll see a stormtrooper actually hit something.
@greatsummonerheronnet71922 жыл бұрын
I like how when the Tuscan Raider attacked Yoda, they didn't even kill Yoda. He just teleported away.
@cameo-taku49654 жыл бұрын
That will be the only time a storm trooper will ever hit something
@benjamincontrerastorres40184 жыл бұрын
0:55 skillful Stormtrooper :0
@skelebop78yearsago584 жыл бұрын
Can't hit the jedi? Don't worry! Just hit the floor and it will do the rest! -Stormtroopers
@Soapie_Walten4 жыл бұрын
1:52 “Yoda’s looking here like he did some serious weed dude. This little green guy knows what’s up.” - Jon Jafari
@metallabx4072 жыл бұрын
Boba Fett's jetpack screwed enemies not himself anymore. The table have turned.
@InsidiousOne4 жыл бұрын
That Tusken club just destroys the ground and deflects the lightsaber like nothing
@obi-wanbenkenobi66234 жыл бұрын
1:44 Who gived to Luke a toy lightsaber???
@therepublicroblox48254 жыл бұрын
Obi-wan Ben KenYou In A New Hope.
@PerturbatorFan3 жыл бұрын
Some Death Trooper secretly took away his lightsaber and replaced it
@SU-AKAsky_dragon4 жыл бұрын
Strongest storm trooper ever
@amadeus19984 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper *ACCURACY 100*
@Me-wx1mt Жыл бұрын
Bruh Yoda tricked the trooper into shooting himself and he FUCKING MISSED LMAO
@samhershey46444 жыл бұрын
I think it is amazing they have animations for captures that wouldn't be doable in the actual game legally.
@blackknight54403 жыл бұрын
A stormtrooper wins the whole war. He is now a Sith Lord
@InsidiousOne4 жыл бұрын
I like how the Stormtrooper just misses the immobile R2D2