STAR WARS EP 1: Jedi Party
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11 жыл бұрынFor a Jedi, the line between the light and dark side can often become blurred, especially after a few beers. Join us in this alternate Star Wars universe. LINKS TO PURCHASE "DANCE OF THE FATES" BELOW (click show more)
Website: www.auralnauts.com/
Patreon: / auralnauts
Merch: www.auralnauts.com/shop
Podcast: www.auralnauts.com/podcast
Music: www.auralnauts.com/music
Instagram: bit.ly/2qdzFjM
Twitter: / auralnauts
Facebook: / auralnauts
Special thanks to Jason: jasonsvoices.com/
and Ilana: / chronicgamergirl
Track listing;
:22 Yung Joc, It's Goin' Down
:40 Craven Moorhaus, Space Hooters
3:07 Biship and Craven Moorhaus, Pavan
3:57 Ministry, Burning Inside
4:41 Outkast, GhettoMusick
DANCE OF THE FATES LYRICS
We traveled here through the reaches of space
We traveled here to dance on your face
We've come to take your dance floor
With moves that you have never seen before
Of this we have no doubt
And you will soon find out
When you lose this bout
And you hear us shout
We cause the sun to rise
We dance so no one dies
We dance like Jedi
You won't believe your eyes
We have the highest midichloriann count
Which means that you have a lesser amount
So please report to the dance floor
We'll show you more of our dancing skills if you're unsure
We have the power of light
We turn the darkness bright
The galaxy will right
When you lose this fight
We cause the sun to rise
We dance so no one dies
We dance like Jedi
Because we're Jedi
Everybody get down tonight
Take a cue from the Jedi Knight
Do a dance with the power of light
Show the Sith your dancing might
Everybody get down to the force
Everybody do the dance of the fates
Everybody get in tune with the source
As we dance in the dance of the fates
REPEAT
Everybody get down to the force
Everybody do the dance of the fates
In a galaxy far far away
Let's dance in the dance of the fates
Everybody do the dance of the fates
Everybody get in tune with the source
As we dance in the dance of the fates
Everybody get down to the force
Everybody do the dance of the fates
In a galaxy where Jar Jar awaits
Let's dance. The dance of the fates
@Jerimiah10 2 жыл бұрын
This is no ordinary fan parody. For those just finding this, it's not what you think it is. Give it time. It will hit you just how utterly amazing this whole series is. There is an incredible amount of real talent here, and it could not have been an easy task to fill these in with so much detail. No corners were cut. For starters all the music is original fire, and the voice acting is dead on.
@b5627 Жыл бұрын
Regional Manager Darth Maul sends his regards, lol
@johnpearce757 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be top comment, this series is not only great quality but infinitely rewatchable. I've probably seen it more than the actual movies
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 Жыл бұрын
@@johnpearce757 I can’t watch the PT except via Jedi Party. When I see memes (and related commentary) I’m genuinely at a loss as to what the original context or dialog actually is. For instance, apparently the appropriate response to somebody saying “Hello there,” is “General Kenobi!” All I can think to say is, “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me! Haven’t you done enough damage?”
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 Жыл бұрын
@@bones642 You told me there was a bar here. Yeah. My bad.
@Stevenwave- Жыл бұрын
@@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 I honestly think of Creepio's voice now lol. He's so fuckin good.
@Bacxaber 8 жыл бұрын
"What are midichlorians?" "It's heroin." "..." "..." *I fucking died.*
@IchthysGuy 8 жыл бұрын
+Bacxaber Definitely a better explanation than the one in the actual film.
@Bacxaber 8 жыл бұрын
IchthysGuy Oh shut the fuck up. I had no problem with that explanation, and I don't share the "ermagherd the prequels sucked balls!" mentality. They are different, they are *not* bad.
@IchthysGuy 8 жыл бұрын
***** How about Peter Jackson makes a follow up to the Lord of the Rings where it's finally revealed that the ring of power is actually an alien mind control device and Sauron is from another planet. It wouldn't be worse, just y'know... different. P.S: Did you like the second Highlander film too?
@Bacxaber 8 жыл бұрын
IchthysGuy Never saw the second Highlander, and as someone who hates the LotR movies, I'd be okay with that idea.
@IchthysGuy 8 жыл бұрын
***** So you hate the LotR films, but you love the Star Wars prequels, eh? I guess there's no accounting for taste *shrug*
@TiStardust 4 жыл бұрын
“Everything we do here is tax deductible.” A true emperor.
@QueenKunniK 4 жыл бұрын
Um Actually, he was only a senator at that point in time Hahaha! I'll see myself out
@infinite6339 4 жыл бұрын
Maul Maul Snap out of it Yes business trip 😂😂😂😂😂
@noelilan3194 3 жыл бұрын
CEO*
@prathapkutty7407 3 жыл бұрын
@@QueenKunniK he is the senate!
@kmmediafactory 2 жыл бұрын
Well, that’s how you know if you’ve chosen your leaders right. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e8WlnpyWuZ7VmJ8.html
@mnm8818 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sending regional manager Darth Maul" has gotta be the best one liner lol
@wheeler116 2 жыл бұрын
Does that make nute gunray assistant regional manager or assistant to the regional manager?
@sunofpeter2 Жыл бұрын
I repat this line all the time.
@viscountrainbows2857 3 ай бұрын
As a low level employee, I also believe that I would be as shook as if Darth Maul showed up. Actually maybe less; death is less annoying than maybe having to find another job.
@christianyoung9808 9 жыл бұрын
Creepio is now my favorite star wars character
@zebrastripes6631 9 жыл бұрын
Christian Young Look at him... so much flesh... I will WEAR HIS FACE! I'll be doing GOOD!
@xamphor 9 жыл бұрын
Christian Young yeh!
@Successfueledintent 9 жыл бұрын
Philip Coggin LMAO!! This ^
@WTFisTingispingis 8 жыл бұрын
Why do you awaken me without SKIN?!
@johnmiles1594 8 жыл бұрын
+Christian Young So foolish made of so much skin
@ThatnerdStella 8 жыл бұрын
the skin droid fucking kills me i cant even breathe I WILL WEAR HIS FACE LOOK AT HOW MUCH THE OTHER HATE HIM im dying im fucking dead man
@VaSoapman 8 жыл бұрын
And then you never see Jar Jar again
@EV-nk7cs 8 жыл бұрын
CREEPIO!!!!
@fourcrippledhorses 8 жыл бұрын
+GameInsomnia I want to upvote it, but 187 is perfect for him.
@AlexTheCrayChick 8 жыл бұрын
+fourcrippledhorses too late i fucked it up
@BoostedPastime 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@no1ofconsequence936 4 жыл бұрын
"I would sooner hire Sandpeople to babysit my kids." That explains a bit (spoilers) about Rey's parents.
@joshjohnson3347 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Arabs?
@no1ofconsequence936 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshjohnson3347 , not really, no.
@axldlima1938 3 жыл бұрын
i know bro. a leak of info when we didnt even know it was one
@englishlady9797 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshjohnson3347 No they're aliens. It's in space.
@austin1470 3 жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson *Space Arabs
@secondlastnameleft 4 жыл бұрын
"Why would they do this to me?! You want me to feel the pain? Yees! You want me to understand it...so that I may show others! Huzzah! Excelsior!" So horrifying and hilarious at the same time 😂
@tonycariello8478 3 жыл бұрын
Raw nerves exposed to the world, every step is a new nightmare!!
@MattNeufy 3 жыл бұрын
Creepio is like the AI that makes paper clips at ANY and all costs. Creepio DOES show others, and it’s horrific. He’s like some sort of inevitable doom, every second creeping, creeping ever closer to complete galactic conquest.
@zurosaioromo4534 2 жыл бұрын
Not dissimilar to IG-88. Maybe Anakin downloaded a failed version off of the tatooine darknet lol
@aquariandawn4750 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite character
@bernardocoto8519 Жыл бұрын
Best lines in the whole video
@andrea8923 8 жыл бұрын
"How about we don't pay the bill? YOLO, bitches!" - I fucking lost it
@supercomedys 8 жыл бұрын
+defygravity742 Same here, LOL
@HwaRang1970 7 жыл бұрын
defygravity742 This was my favorite part too. Literally laughed out loud.
@biggus6633 7 жыл бұрын
"What are midichlorians?" "It's heroin" ...
@Cradboradfy 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that destroyed me when I heard it.
@mako1097 5 жыл бұрын
I was just trying to eat my god damn sandwich, and I nearly splattered my desktop with chewed bread when that line hit me.
@Tahkaullus01 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it's not inaccurate.
@Trainlover1995 5 жыл бұрын
George was probably smoking heroin when he came up with midichlorians.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder 5 жыл бұрын
@@Trainlover1995 Just like I inject a marijuana.
@OurHourglass 4 жыл бұрын
To the Disney lawyers: this definitely qualifies as transformative in nature and is therefore OC.
@saccaed 4 жыл бұрын
Also better than any of the disney movies.
@patspeed008 4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars before Disney
@Nitroblast 4 жыл бұрын
Not original content but it likely falls under fair use.
@neuxell 4 жыл бұрын
To the Disney lawyers: this is definitely copyright infringement and you should claim this video as canon. Qui-Gon the boy lover
@wedgeantilles7731 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad Disney is making ad revenue from this...which is much better than "whistle while you work."
@danalexander2149 3 жыл бұрын
“We out ran the space cops, and made them eat BASS.” 😂🤣
@whette_fahrtz 3 жыл бұрын
I felt it
@zacharyhooker8395 3 жыл бұрын
thank you magic trash can
@bobjenz 9 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU MAGIC TRAASH CAAN.
@SamaritanPrime 9 жыл бұрын
That's going to become a new meme, I just know it.
@Zormac 3 жыл бұрын
Narrator: It didn't.
@leschaps2387 3 жыл бұрын
I say this a lot.
@iainballas 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zormac we can change it. maybe.
@thedeekabides 2 жыл бұрын
5:11 I’ll just leave this here.
@boys_and_the_booze5104 8 жыл бұрын
"Thank you magic traaaash cahn."
@MarmaladeMormon 8 жыл бұрын
+Mary-Jane Watson thats pure gold, best part imo
@boys_and_the_booze5104 8 жыл бұрын
Magical Mococoa It's my favorite :)
@WTFisTingispingis 8 жыл бұрын
Hellllllloooooo tiger.
@boys_and_the_booze5104 8 жыл бұрын
+AtticWarrior1994 lol!
@trevholmes186 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is Creepio's screaming when he wakes up.
@DovydasMusic 4 жыл бұрын
this never gets old. just watched the rise of skywalker and this is still better
@DoveAlexa 4 жыл бұрын
Hardly a contest
@codybrady6940 4 жыл бұрын
No doubt there, especially now that we know Sheev does not in fact fuck.
@TOM15555555 4 жыл бұрын
This is so weird but it’s not bad I liked Rise of Skywalker is good movie 🍿 🎥
@samuraigoldi2308 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyy i'm a fan of you my guy.
@Archie21 3 жыл бұрын
I knew I would find you here eventually! HA! And I agree 100%, gets better with time and Disney releases! XD
@maxmanly3122 Жыл бұрын
"i think we´re just early" such a nuanced line
@danieltobin4498 7 жыл бұрын
I think I can understand the story of this a bit. So Obi-Wan and Qui-Qun go to Space Hooters to have a good time, but a service droid pisses them off and they not only destroy the droid but also bail and steal from the cash register. Nute Gunray reports this incident to CEO Palpatine who is not pleased and sends Maul to take care of this problem, however Palpatine does not know that Maul is obsessed with the Jedi and only took this job so that he could show the Jedi his dancing skills. Meanwhile, on Naboo, after hitting a bar the Jedi come across Queen Amidala and her staff, they are impressed by the Jedi and decide to hang out with them. After hitting every bar on Naboo they decide to go look for other bars on other planets and board a ship to find them. They encounter a DUI checkpoint as they're leaving the planet but thankfully Far-Too upgrades the ship and allows them to escape. They reach tatooine but find out there's no bar, but meet Anakin who shows them Creepio. Qui-Qun decides that Anakin is Jedi material and decides to train him in the ways of the Jedi. They travel to coruscant and meet with their fellow Jedi, Qui-Qun realizes that hunger will be a problem and sets out on a quest to find the legendary Dorito Taco, he heard rumors that it might be on Naboo so the gang travels back there but Maul is waiting for them. But instead of doing Palpatine's bidding he challenges the Jedi to a dance fight, but the dance fight is too intense for Maul and he splits...literally. Meanwhile Palpatine blows up his space hooters to collect the insurance money and at least salvage something from the mess.
@Skellhouseful 7 жыл бұрын
The plot is so deep, dude.
@Stark-yo1qc 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Tobin More like Mail was so impressed with the Jedi's dancing skills he jizzes his robe.
@ChadVulpes 7 жыл бұрын
This actually makes a whole lot of sense. Thanks.
@starwarsjunkie7777 6 жыл бұрын
In effect, this whole series is to legitimize the Sith and their plot to destroy the Jedi. It makes them actually relatable.
@mr.gentlezombie8709 6 жыл бұрын
That definitely helps it make more sense.
@danimal097521 5 жыл бұрын
"The sheen on that table is ridiculous. Send a bottle of whatever that is back with Maul." LOLOL
@dwad3ify 4 жыл бұрын
Murphy’s Oil Soap??
@anthonymarshall6868 3 жыл бұрын
"I say screw that guy, mon!" LOLOL
@brickandmorty7624 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cause his name is sheen
@apocalypse5228 Жыл бұрын
@@brickandmorty7624 sheev
@brickandmorty7624 Жыл бұрын
@@apocalypse5228 frank*
@maximultra 3 жыл бұрын
"Thank you, magic trashcan." 😂😂😂 This series is amazing. Lol
@logicaldude3611 8 ай бұрын
Caaaan… gotta say it that way
@gfarrell80 4 жыл бұрын
C3-PO re-dub was the best. Good god, you turned the comic relief character into a Frankenstein's sociopath monster, and it works!! :D :D Thank you for bringing this into my life.
@gfarrell80 2 жыл бұрын
5:36 is the best.
@TransgenderAncientHistory 2 жыл бұрын
@@gfarrell80 didn't need to click to know exactly what you were referring to
@johnmiles1594 8 жыл бұрын
"We outran the space cops and made them eat BASS"
@SamuraiPie8111 8 жыл бұрын
+Jmilly yoursilly "Oh shit a DUI checkpoint!"
@Haskin225 8 жыл бұрын
+SamuraiPie8111 almost triggered me
@coralbricks 7 жыл бұрын
BANE?
@sonarata 6 жыл бұрын
Yes i could feel it
@El-Burrito 5 жыл бұрын
We have the highest midichlorian count, which means that you have a lesser amount. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
@clyax113 3 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference to George Lucas talking about history?
@clyax113 3 жыл бұрын
@@uuamenator That's what I'm asking. While talking about that during a behind the scenes documentary, George Lucas said "history rhymes." That's what I was asking.
@jeneraljax29 3 жыл бұрын
@@clyax113 gotta be, Lucas has said the same about star wars as well and that's how he intended them to be
@friedmandesigns 2 жыл бұрын
@@clyax113 " _History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes_ " is often cited to be an aphorism by Mark Twain, though there's no proof he scribed such. It has been cited in media since at least 1970. Lucas was riffing on that old chestnut.
@swbattlefrontnoob 2 жыл бұрын
Also from that song, "We dance like Jedi, because we are Jedi."
@harryg9240 4 жыл бұрын
“Looking at you all, it’s pretty obvious that you’ve never been this high before”
@Yora21 4 жыл бұрын
How bad of a director do you have to be to make Samuel Jackson look bored out of his mind in the final cut.
@bewilderbeestie 4 ай бұрын
@@Yora21I think we all know the answer to that question.
@benjamintanderson5735 4 жыл бұрын
Anakin: *presses button* Creepio: *emerges from the depths of hell*
@cassandraespinosa2223 2 жыл бұрын
😡😂😜😁
@65akk 7 жыл бұрын
"We have the highest midichlorian count, which means that you... have a lesser amount" :-D
@reellezahl 6 жыл бұрын
this song really comes across like the failed musician character of Robert Webb from the Peep Show wrote it. It’s brilliant!
@userPrehistoricman 4 жыл бұрын
At the end it feels a little bit like Killing in the Name.
@tyridge7714 4 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords lmao
@generalralph6291 3 жыл бұрын
It's heroin.
@nk8633 3 жыл бұрын
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@Avacadokiwi 4 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan: You told me there’s a bar here Panaka: Yeah my bad
@Blentux 4 жыл бұрын
But at least they got pizza :D
@jegsh4299 2 жыл бұрын
best possible use of that footage
@kmmediafactory 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone here a fan of jets? Yeah no bar here sorry. Just self-promotion kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e8WlnpyWuZ7VmJ8.html
@BIGDADDYSINISTER 2 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan was REALLY disappointed. I think he might have a substance abuse problem. 🍸🤣
@radchik 2 жыл бұрын
I intentionally went out and bought some Murphy's oil soap for my hardwood floors just to say "That sheen is RIDICULOUS" 🤣
@felixcontreras6431 Жыл бұрын
Till this day i still cant get over the waiter droid in the beginning saying "doucebag" under his breath as he walks away like they cant hear him
@Dregkar 8 жыл бұрын
"You told me there's a bar here..." "Yeah my bad."
@rctommy3200 6 жыл бұрын
That part kills me every time
@KandiKlover 6 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I don't have any money to chip in. I'll have to owe you.
@micahnewman 6 жыл бұрын
Pizza's here.
@eddiep1008 6 жыл бұрын
Micah Newman be right there
@tehbigshow 5 жыл бұрын
Whatever man. @@KandiKlover
@anthonyd8835 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Qui Gon went into Watto's shop just to get roasted, didnt say anything... and jsut left. lmao
@theYear_project 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@ProjectRedfoot 4 жыл бұрын
And suddenly the kid is just following him lol
@freshrot420 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectRedfoot And after what Wattoo said... odd.
@spencerr.9299 Жыл бұрын
8:10-8:27 The perfect gag: unexpected, understated, unforgettable.
@fryfry377 3 жыл бұрын
having never seen this, threepio's quest for skin is easily the thing I'm looking most forward to. Also "it's heroin" made me laugh way more than it should have.
@Idazmi7 3 жыл бұрын
You've taken your first step into a larger world.
@valmarsiglia 4 жыл бұрын
"Say sausage one more time!" "Sausage!" (1:47)
@strider4life696 4 жыл бұрын
*Ignites lightsaber*
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.
@billt8504 3 жыл бұрын
@@TechNubian1 Post a link. Looking for channels is too much work. "Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motivator!"
@harrambou9468 3 жыл бұрын
Not that there’s anything wrong with a sausage festival!! 🤣🤣🤣
@AliceShinya 3 жыл бұрын
Had me in tears lmaooo
@thejoshtbrown 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the Rise of Skywalker, Creepio is now canon.
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
The Sith Lords Trump's reelection A Star Wars parody
@theYear_project 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Jedi party 2
@starlyz. 3 жыл бұрын
who is that.
@RockBrentwood 3 жыл бұрын
Creepio sounds like a shrill version of the Terminator, complete with the Terminator accent.
@AngryJT 3 жыл бұрын
Creepio was already canon thanks to the Darth Vader 2015 comic run. Triple Zero IS Creepio.
@domusvita 4 жыл бұрын
The Obi-Wan spinning the lightsaber while Qui-Gon does all the work cracks me up.
@StoicNatsoc Жыл бұрын
5:42 the birth of the legend of the Clockwork Man.
@SB-vw7ip 6 жыл бұрын
"Im sending regional manager Darth Maul" 😂😂😂
@squiblebobble 7 жыл бұрын
yo I lost it when Darth maul crashed and the bot called space 911
@vedsharma6248 5 жыл бұрын
Hello. Space 911
@Cyberbeagle1000 4 жыл бұрын
Same here! Laughed my head off far more than I should've!
@dathomiriansith8107 4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud at that point.
@Gladiamdammit 4 жыл бұрын
Wiley Coyote moment.
@xShadowTigeressx 4 жыл бұрын
Same, replayed it like 5 times :')
@hawkeyenextgen7117 4 жыл бұрын
"Evening sirs, welcome to space hooters!" It was at that moment I knew, I was going to love this series.
@mazystarr Жыл бұрын
'Why don't you try to TAKE the keys, and see what happens......' '.......violence happens'
@eyfifalad 7 жыл бұрын
Qui Gon literally walks in to see Watto, gets some abuse and a high 5 then leaves
@erikgregory1115 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve heard legends of a taco.... a taco made entirely out of dorito.” “If it exists... we will find it.” Mace Windu looking baked af
@acoolcat. 4 жыл бұрын
Doritos tacos locos
@bricekrispees 4 жыл бұрын
I can't touch the like button. It's at 420. perfect for a dorito taco related comment
@bryancubero1547 4 жыл бұрын
@Rick O'Shay That's how the legends go.
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
@Rick O'Shay Trump turns to the dark side
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody
@Ed-fr7mw 6 ай бұрын
watched this as a kid, rewatching 10yrs later was the best decision of my life. this is my star wars canon.
@Mallerd Жыл бұрын
I cannot believe this is already 9 years old. Me, my dad and my little brother where quoting these videos everyday when they first came out and we still do so on occasion. I'll never forget the time I had with these and I'm still so honored that you could let me do a small voice in Episode 5! Long Live the Auralnauts!
@piecheese1214 6 жыл бұрын
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!* WHY DO YOU AWAKEN ME WITHOUT SKIN?!"
@trentwerner366 4 жыл бұрын
“So foolish, he’s made of so much skin I will make him part of us! Look at how much the others hate him!”😂
@theYear_project 4 жыл бұрын
@@trentwerner366 lmao.
@theYear_project 4 жыл бұрын
@@trentwerner366 "raw nerves exposed to the world"
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.
@Iseeyou-zn9xi 4 жыл бұрын
piecheese1214 best bit on this video haha
@Deathlygunn 9 жыл бұрын
Why don't you try to take the keys and see what happens? Violence happens
@worldsgreatestdetective926 3 жыл бұрын
Me: looks up random shit like this for years KZfaq Algorithm 7 years later: hey.....would you like to see this?
@tonysee9170 Жыл бұрын
"space 911" immediately followed by the stoned council scene was gold. >yes, a craving i have! for taquitos and cheese dip has me wheezing, even better the way the big head dude looks at yoda right after. then mace windu shakin his head it's so perfect man
@overdosisbringslife 7 жыл бұрын
I have an idea: How about we don't pay the bill? YOLO bitches! - Obi Wan Kenobi -
@Clenched.Cheeks 7 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan Kenobi didn't quote that - Steve did.
@limanyi489 7 жыл бұрын
Starry G You mean Steve Ben Obi Wan Larry Kenobi
@Clenched.Cheeks 7 жыл бұрын
Midichloooorians.
@HwaRang1970 7 жыл бұрын
overdosisbringslife I loved that line.
@tylerjones1554 8 жыл бұрын
"You promised me skiiiiiiiiiiinnn"
@EV-nk7cs 8 жыл бұрын
BUT WHAT OF OUR BARGIN?
@tylerjones1554 8 жыл бұрын
+Sky Kinz raw nerve exposed to the WORLD EVERY STEP I TAKE IS PAIN
@Drjusmar 8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Jones ALL I FEEL IS PAIN
@noremac53 8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Jones This needs to be a meme.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 6 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Jones EVERY NEW STEP IS A NEW NIGHTMARE.
@galaxy_boi9211 4 жыл бұрын
"Every step step is a nightmare" "All I feel is pain" that me every single day
@mattiacannarella9334 4 жыл бұрын
"What are midichorians?" "It's heroine."
@toplobster740 7 жыл бұрын
''SURPRISE BITCHES!!!'' Never gets old
@Thebigman99100 8 жыл бұрын
I've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of Dorito
@MayaTheOwl 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jayive34 6 жыл бұрын
The legends are true. You can find this Divine item at the Bell of Tacos.
@squiremuldoon5462 6 жыл бұрын
we are so lucky, legends avail at a 24 hr drive thru.
@H2Obsession 6 жыл бұрын
Remember this takes place A LONG TIME AGO. Dorito Tacos haven't been invented yet. They are seeing the future with their force power of clairvoyance.
@bobcatgaze 5 жыл бұрын
@@H2Obsession Time dilation dude... Weird shit happens when you go over the speed limit in outer spaaaaaaace.
@pg9193 4 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: Maul...... *MAUL* snap out of it! this little one cracks me up cuz it really looks like he says that haha
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, master. A business trip.
@garbageboystinkman4159 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be suprised if the maul dance scene was just Yoda, Mace Windu, or any other member of the council, just tripping balls while they waited for Qui Gon and Obi Wan to get back with the snacks.
@AdventureArchives 6 жыл бұрын
"Ooh, I've got wine coolers!" "Over here, baby!" "Ooh, I want a Zima!" "Make sure everybody has Zimas!"
@0mnicide 5 жыл бұрын
Yo ho ho and a bottle of ZIMA!!!
@piptaldrake8752 5 жыл бұрын
ZIMA BRAH
@thekiss2083 4 жыл бұрын
This video made me buy Zimas in the summer of 2017
@macrussell78 4 жыл бұрын
@@0mnicide Seagulls are everywhere, biting and stinging my face!
@EC-ol8nz 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect 90’s techno music and Zima 🤣👍
@justincredible825 8 жыл бұрын
"You told me there's a bar here..." "...Yeah, mah bad." Kills me every single time.
@dennisthirkettle403 6 жыл бұрын
justincredibl
@maxwelldumont8168 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 lmao "...violence happens"
@warhero23 3 жыл бұрын
And Dance of the Fates still slaps after 7 years
@blabswell3308 8 жыл бұрын
setting: middle of a desert "you told me there was a bar here" "yea my bad" lol that made me laugh so hard I could of sworn I was drunk lol
@Swarm509 8 жыл бұрын
Brandan Boswell Best part of the series. They react perfectly.
@Mosixman 8 жыл бұрын
+Elliot Rodger back from the dead eh?
@WTFisTingispingis 8 жыл бұрын
That exchange destroys me, Panaka is delightful.
@Asidders 7 жыл бұрын
I just love the line "Yeah my bad." It looks like he really said that.
@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын
After finishing the entire saga I'm here to say how perfect the main storyline is maintained, the characters are all believable and there is true continuity throughout the entire series. It was dope af
@Mrclish5000 4 жыл бұрын
Quite possibly the best cut of this movie. Ever
@solar9368 8 жыл бұрын
"Doing buisness with a Jedi? I'd sooner hire Sand People to babysit my kids!"- Palpatine.
@loksormr8161 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Sun (HighExplosives) DARTH SIDIOUS IS PALPATINE????
@snowy_6177 8 жыл бұрын
+Jessdyn Foster ;-;
@jedigirl6251 8 жыл бұрын
+Jessdyn Foster yes😊
@invertMASA 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Sun (HighExplosives) I read this right when he was saying it. haha
@christinawolfe5332 8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Sun (HighExplosives) "NO! That's a terrible idea!"
@SirChubblesSteen 5 жыл бұрын
I love imagining how the end battle with Maul is just the most epic heroine fueled glow stick laser sword rave dance off ever witnessed
@R0s3mar1a 5 ай бұрын
most epic one thus far 😎
@ZEOCMF Жыл бұрын
8:49 It took Gui Gon 9 years but he finally found it, for a limited time. 🌮
@Axelovskji 4 жыл бұрын
Creepio's awakening gets me every time lmfao
@maskedwalnut Жыл бұрын
Every step is a new nightmare!!!
@rennac3152 4 ай бұрын
@@maskedwalnut hazaaa, excelsior!
@pckid888 9 жыл бұрын
'Say sausage one more time...' 'Sausage.'
@Alex-ji6ob 8 жыл бұрын
pckid888 *shit got real with lightsabers*
@frederickgrier3140 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@zachlock4456 4 жыл бұрын
“We need gum fast” “You can’t beat a breathalyzer with gum. You’ve been drinking all night”
@maximultra 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mdtoolfan 3 жыл бұрын
“You’ve been drinking all night.” Easily the best line in the whole video.
@TheJoshLange 2 жыл бұрын
NIGHT
@stregadisalem732 Жыл бұрын
It matched perfectly with his mouth movement🤣
@MT-jt5uo Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines from this and than when the bass comes on.
@YaminoIte2 3 жыл бұрын
"What are Midichlorians?" "Heroin." What I get from the song at the end is that the Jedi are better dancers than everybody else because they have more Midichlorians. Soooooo..... Takeaway is that they are better dancers because they are higher than everybody else?
@niaj4 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sending regional manager Darth Maul" made me laugh so hard.
@JackBadassVevo 4 жыл бұрын
10:08 that beat dropped harder than the bodies of the younlings in episode 3
@Spectrum_Country1028 3 жыл бұрын
Get this comment to 66 likes!!
@Spectrum_Country1028 3 жыл бұрын
Keep this comment at 66 likes!
@arthurgrayson3968 3 жыл бұрын
@@Spectrum_Country1028 Good Soldiers Follow Orders.
@lynchiestlynch5442 3 жыл бұрын
I would like but execute order 66
@maryannworkman1780 8 жыл бұрын
WHY DO YOU AWAKEN ME??? WITHOUT SKIN???
@nobodythere4060 7 жыл бұрын
WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN???
@maxharrison4708 7 жыл бұрын
YOU PROMISED ME FLEEEEESH!!!
@meatbag4794 7 жыл бұрын
Max Harrison actually the best
@bbman497lego 7 жыл бұрын
EXCELSIOR
@bigchungus7720 7 жыл бұрын
MaryAnn Workman Ahhhahaahhha! Why do you awaken me 😂😂
@Pocketslowpoke 4 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: ''I'd sooner hire sand people to babysit my kids'' Technically, he was right
@johnsonbeans7069 3 жыл бұрын
The DUI checkpoint and the “You can’t beat a breathalyzer with gum! We’ve been drinking all night” had me fucking crying laughing I just discovered these and am in love
@jayszekely8774 8 жыл бұрын
I still to this day don't know how George Lucas did such a bad dub of this video.
@MythicSuns 8 жыл бұрын
+Jay Szekely he made creepio sound like a confused butler >:(
@AudieHolland 3 жыл бұрын
Most of the characters' facial expressions looked as if they didn't know the f**k they were saying. This version corrects that problem.
@viscountrainbows6452 2 жыл бұрын
And that part where the frogs fought the robots? Really took me out of the Space Hooters plotline
@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Жыл бұрын
Whatever you go don't watch the NuWars. I mean, if you haven't by now.
@antonquintus578 Жыл бұрын
George had to re edit it to match his music because of KZfaq copyright policies
@commandervulkan 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else lose their shit laughing when C3PO was activated?
@kingkelevra4545 8 жыл бұрын
Every time!! :D
@poopboy3998 8 жыл бұрын
Twins!
@noremac53 8 жыл бұрын
+commandervulkan That is the only part of the video I watch anymore.
@mr.gentlezombie8709 6 жыл бұрын
Only part you watch anymore? What about: "You told me there was a bar here." "Yeah, my bad."
@logicaldude3611 3 жыл бұрын
"Thank you magic trash CAAAAAN."
@TheDetonadoBR 4 жыл бұрын
WE HAVE THE HIGHEST MIDICHLORIANS COUNT WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE A LESSER AMOUNT HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
@imAnF18nBiWinning 7 жыл бұрын
I still love the, "Thank you, magic trash can."
@jcvdmantas 4 жыл бұрын
God doesn't exist. You will cease to exist after death. I was feeling like popping your bubble.
@kioskclerk 4 жыл бұрын
Sōsuke Aizen it’s nice that you have an opinion on religion. Now go watch anime and leave people alone troll
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 жыл бұрын
She does the line in Natalie Portmans annoying fake British accent... 🇬🇧
@NathanielSheppard 9 жыл бұрын
A much better movie.
@JacobPoss 9 жыл бұрын
makes more sense than the original script.
@NathanielSheppard 9 жыл бұрын
Watch the sequel.
@hellothere490 9 жыл бұрын
This was damn good
@PingasMonkey3rdClass 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard legends of a taco... Made entirely out of dorito.. "If it exists, we will find it.."
@valibaimoukhametov6795 Жыл бұрын
They found it
@spricket24 4 ай бұрын
I'm at home sick and this is brining me so much joy - I only feel bad for my past self for never finding this 10 years ago... honestly wtf was more important in my life that I didn't see this already?! LOL THANK YOU for the content this is absolutely genius
@realGBx64 3 ай бұрын
lol same here... I was watching some starwars fan dubs that were funny, and even there, KZfaq didn't suggest me this masterpiece. I only found it because someone brought up Larry in the comments.
@peepeemcgee97 7 жыл бұрын
"We dance like Jedi, because we're Jedi." Give them a godamn Grammy Seriously though, this shit is great
@StopBeingFat24 7 жыл бұрын
REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR!
@afernandezaf55af 7 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hume "we have the highest midichlorian count, which means that you have a lesser amount" I completely agree with you.
@BladeFitAcademy 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! It's that good.
@JMD501 4 жыл бұрын
I cant believe they got Prodigy to do a song for this
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody
@jeremiahdillard9201 8 жыл бұрын
"You promised me flesh!"
@Gilliganfrog 8 жыл бұрын
+Jeremiah Dillard "WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN??" LoL!
@arsenalarrow935 4 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine what they’re going to do with the red eyes for threepio in their Rise of Skywalker version 😂
@EC-ol8nz 3 жыл бұрын
10:20 Make sure everybody has Zima’s 😄🤣👍
@Sc-ob4zi 7 жыл бұрын
"space 911" lmao.👏
@DarthHellion2 7 жыл бұрын
Some say Obi-Wan is still flipping his saber today
@DennisMoore664 4 жыл бұрын
"Oo I have an idea - how about we DON'T pay the bill. YOLO, bitches!" - Young Obi Wan has maj tude!
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.
@KaneRobot 4 жыл бұрын
6:43 "Qui-Gon, you old piece of shit" will never not be legendary
@ao8878 3 жыл бұрын
“We dance like Jedi, because were Jedi” 😂😭 i love this so much
@darthsidious6753 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul was truly the Sith Lord of the Dance.
@TechNubian1 4 жыл бұрын
I've been a Star Wars fan since 1977. Look at The Rise Of Trump on my channel. It's a Star Wars parody.
@david2869 Жыл бұрын
No matter what those idiots at work say
@AdventureArchives 6 жыл бұрын
The wine cooler/Zima scene is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
@I_am_a_cat_ 5 жыл бұрын
... Seriously? I didn't think it was that funny at all..
@favioferreira8921 5 жыл бұрын
@@I_am_a_cat_ It's hard to pin down why. I guess you either find it funny or not. For me, every time my brother or I quote it we laugh.
@RappinPicard 4 жыл бұрын
AdventureArchives it works because wine coolers barely have any alcohol in them and as a result have an association with white suburban high schoolers drinking for the first time. So it makes padme come off as a very basic suburban teenager.
@Guitarded 4 жыл бұрын
@@I_am_a_cat_ i fucking died when he said "MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS A ZIMA" maybe you're too young to know what that is.
@I_am_a_cat_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Guitarded I must be, lol. I'm 25 and have no idea what you guys are talking about, so that must be why I don't find it funny lol. Didn't mean to be such a downer.
@joe6167 Жыл бұрын
awwww.... Ray Park is THE MAN! I think he took Star Wars more seriously than anyone else ;) And just remember: Ray Park developed such an advanced technique that he was actually HOLDING BACK in the film, because he was worried that he was SO badass, it would look fake!
@zensai-gaming 3 жыл бұрын
5:38 this c3po part was absolutely hilarious omg i couldnt stop laughing. you guys are great thank you for this.
@firstlast-wg2on 7 жыл бұрын
"Everybody get down with the force". Love that line.
@1ch0 8 жыл бұрын
What are mediclorians? It's heroin. :D :D
@xXMrGamePlayerXx 8 жыл бұрын
9:15
@ItsMrE.K. 8 жыл бұрын
its the funniest thing ever
@karmabad6287 7 жыл бұрын
+KR IAMSAMIAM wasted he is.... hrrrm
@0th_Law 7 жыл бұрын
That explains his messed up speech patterns
@TheGhostbuster1989 6 жыл бұрын
Thinking about, it does make sense.
@thewalrus45 3 жыл бұрын
>The Mandalorian is now going on with a plot basically about the Imperial Remenant trying to shoot people up with Midichlorians. Jesus fuck it really is Heroin.
@jig6894 2 жыл бұрын
8:10 "space 911" had me dieing
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