We've seen light sabers blocked, disabled, and cut hair, but rarely kill nowadays.

Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

The trees falling against gravity gets me every time. Such creativity. Gravity is a tool of oppression by the patriarchy.

Can't wait to get the Lego set for this episode. It'll have lots of pieces that don't fit together. 🤣

Truly the most Star Wars that has ever Star Wars in the history of Star Wars. I cried when Spock showed up.

“If Shakespeare was alive today, he quickly wouldn’t” bro I can’t 😭

"I have no name" "So... Sith........Solo"

I thought that haircut couldnt get worse. Boy was I wrong.

We've reached a point in woke television where the shows and writing are so bad that even the Woke Critic is unable to truly parody them.

"Never bring a knife to a force fight" :D

Have you ever heard the tragedy of the Bark Acolyte the Dumb?

Smilo Ren was offered rehab, but he said “no,no,no”

Did we all miss when jackie headbutts a hand with a knife in it. What the hell

The king of sarcastic movie reviews is back! 😂

Acoshyte

These people never learn

This show has stars, and wars. That's all it needed. Oh and women, don't forget women, lots of women, too many women. The first time in any show I've ever complained about the amount of women. Good times

The sheer magnitude of cut scene references was impressive. That they were perfect choices even more so!

0:43 "... and now we have our glow sticks ready for the rave!!"

the scene from the debate "she can take care of herself" lmao

I was not sure going in what exactly I expected seeing the title and the channel name. Thank god everything seems to be in order here

Behind every genius concept such as The Acolyte, there is always a genius with a mission just like Lesbian Headlamp shedding light all over. A classy review for a classy show.

So stunning and brave

I fking choked on my soda when the Undertaker gong hit. You sonnuva HAHAHAHAHHAAAA

8:40 I’m weakkk!! 😂😂 perfect use of that Home Alone reference!

In Reddit people is saying "this show is not bad, i don't understand all the complains and the hate...I will not tell you what to or not to watch, now, the bad or good quality is not subjective, this is bad writing and they keep hiring bad actors that cry and dance when they receive criticism, the behavior is childish, that is my critic about the show.

helmet that can bounce a light saber is the most ridiculous things i seen in starwar

Great, now Lightsabers are gonna have the: ‘This product has been found to contain materials that you might die from according to the state of California.’ Just like my lawnmower

Ages 3 to 4. Truer truths have never been manspoken Mr Critic

Next episode is the Masterpiece! I hope it doesn't overwhelm you with its awesomeness...

😂😂😂. timing and choice of material is just too funny! hilarious!

Lol....laffed my asss out so much i had to rewatch it a second time.. fckin brilliant, props to you sir. 😅🤣😂

Why does Amanda look so arrr rrrogant in all of her scenes?

why are ppl still watching this train wreck???

Is the media not allowed to ask Headland about her previous employers? If she was a man, she'd be rotting in jail.

I keep falling asleep during the acolyte

Thanks for this video. It saves me watching any of the series.. as this was supposedly the 'best' episode? Feels written by an edgy 14 year old boy who watches too much Anime and still hasn't finished puberty yet.

This has to be one of your best videos to date.

Im so glad you are back before Rings of PRIME somehow returns!

5:45 - He's going to kill them all. You heard "Osha" whispered; not "Ki Ki KI Ma Ma Ma ki ki ki ma ma ma"

03:03 "..A battle for the ages.. ages 3-4.."

The debate additions were great, esp the shot of Osha (or Mei) and 'he dies, he dies' was perfect combination, well done sir 😂👌

Dredd versus Pinhead? Oh my word. Make that, please.

The bad recorder Titanic theme NEVER gets old.

I appeciate the extra work you put in on the soundtrack. It makes you standout.

This was easily the best Episode 6 of The Acolyte series!

I have to give this show credit for its fight scenes they’re actually pretty solid

I literally spitout some my drink when i saw vader on a segway

Surprised that nobody noticed the trees fall uphill 😂

That's So The Tragedy of Darth Raven

I just found out recently that the white haired alien jedi girl is dafne keen, aka x-23.

Your videos are always brilliant 👍🏻🍻

"🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!, STELLAR ROAST!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

I think its not an element of the elemental, but a reference to "Manos the hand of fate" s Movie cover

Mae: My sister is alive! This changes everything. I will turn myself in now and be a good witch. 5 minutes later: *Stalks Sol around the ship with a butterknife to kill him*

I don’t want Star Wars to be “woke” I want the characters to stay the same actors to not get confusing. Why make rainbow lightsabers? Everyone’s magically invincible? Wtf Disney

Stunning, brave, and strong. The Acolyte soars! Timely and diverse! - mainstream media

Finally some praise for the acolyte… oh wait!

Best one yet

Hilarious they brought force healing into this

I"m a racist for not like the TV acting series, my brother was gay. I"m sure they will have enough LGBQW to support them

"Star Wars is Alive! The Acolyte Strikes Back” LOL

Damn. That intro. That cut deep bruh

That was spectacular mr Critic! The meme dankeage and editing were top notch!

5:03 - Is anyone going to smoke that? Nah, I'm good.... I've got one... but 5:10 was the wrong time to smoke it; ended up in a coughing fit after doing a spit-take with smoke!! >XD ... wasn't expecting Vader on a segue! No!!! :D

That blond girl at the end was such a delightful change, I completely forgot what the whole video was about. Oh and I think I wanted to tell you that I love your sarcasm!

He got me again.

How can you “block” a lightsaber. It’s not even a solid object. It’s heat and light. That literally makes no sense in the context of what the weapon actually is.

You're the best woke sarcasm video maker right now. Really underrated.

Darth Dentures 🤣also Darth Gimp, bring out the Sith gimp.

That light saber fight looked pretty cool to most people who know nothing about swordplay, but it wasn't very realistic or particularly well choreographed. That Smylo Wrenn Helmet looks kinda ridiculous on a Sith Lord lol! These "Jedi" have no idea how to use the Force in a fight and Smylo keeps forgetting he can use the Force and uses kicks that those "Jedi" should've blocked easily!

these videos used to be therapeutic for me. now im at the point where i just dont have any desire to watch disney "star wars". so i dont care how bad they are messing it up anymore.

I just stumbled on your chanel... Fucking loved it you got a sub funny woke man.

I really need to know what their goal was, sparing the life of a Sith Lord who just killed a bunch of Jedi and made it clear he intends to kill the rest of them. Solid plan…

The dead Jedi will survive

5:04 - I think that smell is the writing rotting in the corner

"Run like the wind, before the ADHD fiend finds you . . . and ignores you."

Funniest shit I've ever seen

I can't tell if this guy is being sarcastic or not

You are stunning and brave e to watch this material.

thank you so much for the laugh !

8:40 the woke actually included the Marv' scream from Home Alone ..........oh my shizzle!

The power of maaaannny

Did Mae cut her bangs to be exactly like Osha? What about the face tattoo? Sol doesn't seem very observant.

The big question is who would win, Smile’O Ren or Count Binface? Only one way to find out!!!

Damn! Dubbing WWE announcing onto bad Star Wars fights? Brilliant!!!

You know The Acolyte is bad when a review mocking it is better than the actual episode! Maybe I'll go watch some grass grow to experience more and better character/plot development...

Ugh! Why are the trees glowing like they are made of metal? (edit) Like after the lightsaber cuts them down.

I love this 😂

9:47 I'm dying ahahahha

Please, whatever you do TWC. Dont go away for so long! We need your more than ever to guide us through the insane mental gymnastic writing of these modern TV shows and movies!!! 😭😭😭😭

Master Seoul vs. Master Manila 😂😂

your edits are so funny xD

Wow it’s actually good know with post scene se+ and actually good really great for your tummy dialogue from a NPc in a 15 year old Bethesda game that never got updated past 4 years

This acolittle thing feels like an AI script, nothing makes sense, the power levels change in every scene, the smiley face sith can force push and kill like 10 Jedi knights together but a Padawan can battle him for longer than most of them, and a Jedi that he already force pushed like nothing can bested him later?, everyone speaks and acts cringy and clichy, the point of a battle is to disarm your opponent and kill him but when you do that you can't kill him because he is disarmed? But it is fine to use cockroaches to kill him?, I really didn't expected less of Weinstein's acolittle

If some other outfit outside Disney is also a fan of throwing away good money this coulda been just rewritten and remade outside of Star Wars like Zach Snyder's Grain Wars. Speaking of Snyder, how pissed must he be that his project was turned around while THIS got a green light!

The Acolyte Ep 6

You can't spell Jedi without DEI...

Nothing makes sense.

The failure of one (KK) The failure of two (JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson) The failure of manyyyyyyyy