Hooray!

Harry Potter next would be awesome

Day 12 of asking for r/woosh memes (thank you for posting on my bday🎉😊)

Day 144 of asking vaazkl to do donut memes

Could you block the elaina account please?

I mean it's hard to disagree, when a powerhouse is just staring at you, the best thing to do is FIRE, cause otherwise ur done for

He looks like he enjoys killing

He looks like he enjoys killing

Screw rey.

Luke looks like he’s happy to fucking kill you, Leia looks annoyed, Padame looks like she’s done with your shit, and Rey looks like a angsty woman trying to shoot you for sum stupid reason

That’s Luke’s Rizz face

It's over, Anakin! I am the high ground!

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 the high ground is a path ways to many abilities, some may consider to be unnatural

Obi-wan:becomes a mountain Anakin:builds his house on top of the mountain so he has the high ground Obtain the mountain:turns into a volcano

@@victorialepingwell2828 🤣

Vader: Why do you think my name sounds like a drunk man saying Father, cause I'm the father killer.

@@TheAustralianIdiot I mean.. Vater does mean father in german.

@@TheAustralianIdiot swap out the d with a t and it's literally just the German word for father, a lot of Darths are just a word but with a letter or two tweaked (Darth Tyranus/Count Dooku is just Darth Tyrant spelled weird), and sometimes not even that (Darth Maul)

luke: you murdered my father vader: which one?

@@LordFinai It's invader not Vater dummy

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

Cal is the only on whom it looks bad. Cal just looks bad in general.

​@@yasininn76you look bad in general

@@NenMagem9106facts

@@yasininn76 I've found it. This is the actual worst comment on KZfaq.

Why couldn't it just be the Galactic Empire

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I believe one of the renditions explained it as a way for him to respect/remember his master

@@linkeroniw so his master was the weirdo

I always think it is just that he is over 800 years old, and 400 years older than Yaddle. From a different age, he comes.

@@TheMimiSard that would make sense but that just made me wonder how huyang would sound if he talked like yoda and I can’t stop laughing about it

@That_OneBozo. Huyang got regular updates to his language modules. Yoda is an organic. Oh, I also think Yoda is a troll too, so he deliberately keeps his archaic syntax to make people have to think harder to parse what he says.

Medieval breastplates for women include space for their boobs. Sarkeesian is a tantrum looking for a reason.

She's just jealous cos she wouldn't need it.

I stared at the image for a good 10 seconds trying to understand what they even mean. I genuinely thought they were saying that the female mandos have chestplates while the males didn't.

And for 900 years he didn't try to adapt to more modern language?

if Yoda every says yeet, drip or dab Star Wars will be beyond repair.

in your given example he would probably be speaking french lol

@@Simon-hb9rf This is a fair consideration, I just chose English because Yoda speaks English but with a strange word order. If I were to give a post-hoc justification, however; the norman conquest of England took place in 1066. If we presume that Yoda was 900 years old and died in 2024, then he would have been born in 1124, 58 years after. French may have been the imposed language of the upper class, but given how the conquest was still likely in the living memory of many nobles, I would still guess that most nobles were at least bilingual, and a rare few might only have been able to speak English, requiring interpreters. All of this is presuming Yoda would have been born to nobility, however. We literally don't know anything about Yoda's early life or home planet. We don't even know what his species is called. For all we know, Yoda was born to a peasant family and was taken in for his force abilities at a very young age. Given this idea, Yoda would be far more likely to speak English just based on the fact that more people from more classes spoke English.

@@metroplexprime9901 wow that's a very exacting reply. i agree with everything you say here of course, but i was just making a joke and i didn't think an essay would be as funny. although i would make one slight point, didnt the Normans bring many nobles over from Normandy to replace the native ones? in which case most of the court at least would've been French speakers. and lest we forget Yoda was a high ranking jedi that's got to be equivalent to a noble courtesan? of course that doesnt change the fact that your right just food for thought.

Those people in that picture clearly loved it.

*Anakin mountain rises from the sea* *and epic battle happens* *anakin mountain erupts into lava*

The funny thing is, if my sources are correct, Ewan McGregor played Jesus in a biblical film. Like master like apprentice

Actually technically rey and Anakin are related, Palatine used the force to impregnate Anakins mom and reys father was also born the same way

So, every person anakin has killed, he has killed a little bit of daddy on the inside

@@IforgotimdumbSo pretty much, the whole Star Wars franchise was just a big old Alabama family event

Woah buddy you can't use that language here it's the service now

Wasn't Anakins mom one of many midichlorian experiments of darth plagueis trying to create life?

Which lead to immense pain on the bounty hunter. Anakin promptly said “ let’s try again”

Don’t remind me of that video

Yes she did, I was just going to say that ❤

considering the jedi see the force as a god, this implies that anakin is space jesus

out of context this comment looks really really iffy lol

​@@zakkthecactus351that's more like zeus imo

It was a three way between the force, Darth plagueis and shmi 💀

@@casparfang lol

Not funny

Who would win? Space Himmler or Donald Trump?

This is a logical explanation. It also is a fan theory that has no basis in canon.

@@triden1172 pretty sure it’s canon, or at least the force barrier part

@@casparfang force barrier is an advanced ability that must be learned. it involves making a physical barrier with the force, similar to the force fields Violet can make in the incredibles. Cere Junda uses this ability to block Vader's lightsaber in Jedi fallen order. Not all jedi can do it, and it is considered rare even among Jedi masters. It has absolutely nothing to do with preventing someone from turning off your lightsaber with telekinesis. It isn't a natural telekinetic defence all jedi have. That being said, your theory makes sense, and I actually quite like it, but that's not the _point._ The point is, they have never stated in canon that force users have "shields" or whatever. There are many possible explanations as to why force users don't usually do this to each other, including maybe making a tendril of energy to grab something, and the other person doing the same to smack their grubby psychic hand away. Or perhaps jedi have a higher 'affinity' with their own lightsaber via the crystal, and thus they have 'jurisdiction' over it, making it difficult to manipulate for other jedi/sith. There are countless other possible explanations, and as fans, we can pick whatever theory we think is coolest/makes the most sense. I personally subscribe to your theory above all others, as I quite enjoy it myself. But that's no reason to rain on the parade of a frankly hilarious and technically canon compliant joke because you have a theory that you want to say "umm actually" about. it isn't canon. It's not a "metaphor". It's a theory. Feel free not to read this. I know some people have a hard time with reading, and I wouldn't want to cause any undue stress.

@@triden1172 I understand. I just did some further research and it says that the force barrier does exist, but it doesn’t work under my explanation. Thanks for the explanation.

I think it’s close, I remember hearing some chat about it being the emperor or his master when they experimented with the force leading to anaken being born from the force