Leonardo Zighelboim And then takes her lightsaber without even blinking. :D

And _gives them back._ I don't care what Yoda is actually saying here. That action alone tells Ventress (and everyone watching) that she's not worth his time.

Leonardo Zighelboim that explains why obiwan became a master of trolling. HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

Leonardo Zighelboim fan boy allert😂

savagery is real

Lmao

LMFAO

LEL

Oof

😂😂😂😂😂

Power only by Duracell you should!

You could say it was Jedi Grand Master tier

It's pretty much what would happen if Rey challenged him to a fight. Yoda would not even dignify her with a Force Push or anything. Just pull the lightsaber and send her home crying.

Against Yoda they are just cool light sticks. Might as well surrender.

@@masterexploder9668 Unfortunately, she would outclass Yoda atleast when it comes to Rise of Skywalker considering the shit she did in that movie

Sad truth is he probably actually knows her. She was a padawan if I remember correctly, her master died and she was recruited by Dooku.

She’s does come around in later seasons

@@cgi2002 She never went to Jedi Temple, the master who took her trained her in Ventress's homeplanet.

@@mr.tobacco1708 I knew there was something amiss with her training, so that was it. Still wouldn't surprise me if Yoda was aware of her, or had even visited her when she was very young to see her master. He is a sneaky little fella, and had friends in many places. He also taught the art of trolling so well that Kenobi is still merely his apprentice.

Yoda while a powerful warrior, was first and foremost a teacher and scholar. His fighting style was meant to compensate for his short size but also because he didn't really enjoy fighting others and preferred to just get this over with as quickly as possible. After watching Original Trilogy and lifting that ship I imagined him to be somebody who doesn't even need to use a lightsaber to beat his enemies, he was long past that. Still, it's useful to have a weapon which can cut through everything.

shabi st “dolllar store, they are”

Shriraj Reddy 😂😂😂

@@shrirajreddy9516 Lol.

Yoda:Cheap bastard dooku is.cheap side apprentice he see you as.no loyalty he have for you Ventress:(runs off feeling hurt) Clone trooper:sir I know she the enemy but that was pretty harsh Yoda:remember trooper be soft on these thots u must not Clone trooper:yes sir

I'm dying

Fernando Terrazas 😂😂😂😂 beautiful just saw the movie yesterday

Yoda is SAVAGE

you will not stop me darth vader will become more powerful then any of us

COLEMAN YOUNGBLOOD23 faith in your knew apprentice, misplaced may be,as is your faith in the dark side of the force

@@thunderfromtheearth3837 “either”

What’s the saying “fear old men in a profession where men die young”

This is old man advice from the 1930s when my grandpa grew up. "Never get into a fist fight with an old farmer, he might just kill you."

@@iforgorirememb6833 very close to it, yes

...or running away lol. Like he did, canonically, like a complete coward, for the remainder of his life leaving the universe to rot while he LITERALLY hid in a hole for decades like a little green bitch lol. And why? To hide from Vader? Who had just been EASILY defeated by Kenobi? Yeah that makes sense. And what an "AMAZING" teacher he was too lol. Literally every student he ever taught was murdered in his charge right under his tiny green nose by fucking stormtroopers that were ALSO under his charge, which...fuck me, lets not overlook THAT incompetence. The little idiot is controlling an ENTIRE CLONE ARMY created by their greatest enemy, and at NO POINT during the Clone Wars does he even CONSIDER flipping the Stormtrooper Instruction manual. "Said here, I noticed, 'behavioral modification biochip' implanted in the clones brains by a sith lord, they were...Worry about this, should we? Naaaaahhhh! Let it fucking RIDE, we will! Mrrrm yeees. Herh heh! A GOOD feeling about this, I have." "You...you sure about that, Master Yoda? We've literally taken control of the planet that creates these things...I mean, for all intents and purposes we have THREE YEARS to bother. Maybe we could check into...it...sir? Are...are you playing with a flashlight?" "...shiiiny! Hhm heh! Yes!" "...right...but anyway, on page 6 of the EULA, there's mention of an 'Order 66' that looks a bit concerning..." "...MRRRMMM SHIIIINY!" The little green asshole is wearing mithril plot armor as well, and that can't be understated. It never even OCCURS to the evilist motherfuckers in the universe to maybe STAB him after he's distracted by falling debris instead of sprinting off like a weekly cartoon villain cursing their "defeat". And nobody even questions that shit. "OH NO! He stopped the rock I threw at him using the SAME vaguely defined powers that I have! I couldn't have possibly anticipated THIS! QUICKLY NOW, he's COMPLETELY DISTRACTED, within stabbing range and VULNERABLE TO ATTACK! Time to...*looks at the crayon written script*...run...apparently..." Yeah. Yoda sucks and always has. Fuck Yoda.

@@vaevictusdeus tl;dr

imagine that cackle inserted there, the one from degobah.

Considering how much more powerful Yoda is by comparison to Ventress, oh yeah, I'm sure he wanted to laugh at her a bit

@@jerrymcmanus2480 LOL

Next to Obi wan, Yoda is one of the original Jedi trolls.

Good point, Sith do tend to have more than one lightsaber.

Rob Webb probably because they don't have the force, and they want to intimidate their opponents

Rob Webb lets say not more than one lightsaber, but more than one blade (now this includes dualblade lightsabers which are almost exclusively used by sith, at least in the pre and sequels as well as clonewars)

jedi temple guards?

Yea like vader and dooku and palpatine, not. Tell me you actually know something about star wars.

Levente Molnár LOL

Levente Molnár lol

He should have said "You will be, you will be."

Lmao

*up the shut fuck, you will

the guy stopped a full swing attack out of nowhere without even blinking. That, plus the well earned reputation of most powerful jedi alive.... for hundreds of years... can put anyone in a relaxed position to talk, even in front of assassins.

You have to set an example for your subjects

I liked that King. Too bad they had Savage whack him later.

yeah they did up the shit out of the budget or planning or something lol

@@taylrthegreat It's not necessarily "up the shit of the budget" more like find new ways to make it look better through experience.

Even at the beginning of the show with it's "Saturday morning cartoon" feel of the animation starting out, it still LOOKS amazing and VERY impressive.

This is true of most long running shows. As you watch them back to back, you literally watch the techniques for creating the show changing and evolving. An example would be episode 1 of Star Trek TNG through to the end. Or Doctor Who from the 1960s to present.

"Now, fight against me, who wants?" (Yoda promptly uses a normal sword to defeat the entire Jedi council, all of whom were wielding lightsabers) "Much to learn, you all still must"

*defeats them and its with a normal sword that was sheathed the entire time*

Windu: Show off........ Yoda: The guy with purple lightsaber, says

It’s funny because he could wipe out the entire council with that sword. He would just dodge and one shot.

except mace yeah

*"Stop hitting yourself, you should.

Ender it's yoda talk, not *bleh* talk

ThatGuy182545 Indeed, but seeing Ventress almost lost her footing for running away should satisfy enough.

Better yet, keeps tossing her lightsabers but pulling them back just before she can grab them.

Omg lololol

😂

"Do them dirty in front of they squad" - Count Dooky

I mean, he was kinda forced to fall for it. If he didn't stop the boulders, everyone there would die in the avalanche.

😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao

A jar of pickles lol

Real, these are not

Make cheap lightsabers, China does. Keep your junk, you can.

This comment didn't aged that good

perhaps i was wrong

wouldn’t be the first time

You ment. die you will braver then most

Underrated af comment

Lord vader

Yeah, guess its easier to follow when you are at the temple 99% of the time while the other Jedis are out on the field

He used a force push attack on sidious when they were just talking. So maybe its more complicated then that

@@zeno4538 when he uses the force to attack during the Palpatine duel, that’s when he loses.

I think he threw his lightsaber at a clone and impaled him with it (after Order 66). Not sure if that wasn't a deleted scene.

he was so obscenely superior to every opponent he had, that he coulded play the pure defense card simply because he outclassed anyone attacking him. It's not that he didn't attack (he did with dooku and sidious), but he never needed to. He was so above everyone else, that he coulded defend as easily as breathing.

They have a long history together, and Yoda is very ashamed and saddened to have lost his Padawan Dooku.

Yoda is just chill. From Dooku it's just restraint from getting in his ship and flying all the way there to fight him. You can see it and even slightly hear it in his voice that he really wants to kill him with force lightning and then cut his corpse into tiny pieces but can't because he would get his ass handed to him on a silver platter in a moment he would move if he was there.

More like grown man vs fetus XD

A grown man repeatedly punching a filled condom

More like stomping defenseless man in the ball

But Yoda is the grown man and Ventress the 5 year old

@@gimmedata4557 why are you replying to a 3 year old comment.

A King has to show he has balls in front of it's servants

Nope. And if the first part is how he reacted, then the second part doesnt really matter. The least he would do is a sigh of relief. Or something similar.

Dark Legate his neck didn't have the same relief tho

NOT being severed in two by practically solid beams of plasma is a relief, when you were expecting it.

I was reffering when savage kills him

nah he probably would have talked her to death

In my opinion his way of humiliating his opponents is a very good way of teaching people If you cush there ego they will try and redeem themselves practicing to become better at what they were humiliated in

He definitely had some good one liners in the prequels too… asking Sidious “if so strong you are… why run?” Or hitting Dooku with the “much to learn you still have”

Ahsoka did say he got more sad/serious/somber as the war dragged on. This is probably still very early.

Surprised when he stopped the rocks from falling on him he didn't throw them at her ship. But maybe that's not his style.

Why are you running ?

Gotta remember the guy was 900 when he fought palpertine

@@Neltharak I was about to say that.

@@danielsharp2012Godamn palprotein

@@Neltharak "Running, why are you?"

I was thinking the same thing. dooku could help ventress take on yoda, but yoda is just too powerful

Dooku was afraid of yoda I don’t understand why they made him say that in this series

@@williamgarcia4102 because he had no better line, it was a failed attempt

@@Delta-mo6hn It would be like Ventress and Savage vs Dooku. With Yoda constantly force pushing Asajj into the wall everytime she tries to engage him.

😂😂😂

underated comment

LMAO

Hol' up!

Gold

Where keep these you do?

We need to be told, because in today's media there is only one truth and agenda. And that agenda happens to be something that does not work very well when it is not additionally told and shoved down your throat. You might say, that when put through with visual aid only it tends to look ridiculous *Cough SW Sequals Cough*

@@miikaIS what?

@@Camaraocompao What what? I meant that in these times there can't be any old role models that are "just known" to be powerful. Today there always needs to be carefully crafted message within.

Who

Well he casually disarmed her, like I bet she could feel the tug when he disarmed her.. and she realized he did that without much effort.. she ain't that stupid to try anything against him except escape

@@BaconNuke, well, she’s not that stupid. Plus he could beat her with one arm tied behind his back. Only one other Master has come close to beating Yoda but I forget who it was.

@@NYG1991 wasnt it Mace Windu Who Can More or less Take Yodas extremly agrassive form of lightsaber combat? i belive form 5 where you use the force to make your body more agile higher jumps etc

@@epicshiftchara6032, I can’t remember who it was, to be honest. Only one Master has come close to beating him.

@@NYG1991 are you talking about jedis in general across all time periods or specific to yodas age or prequel era. If its specific to prequel era you are probably talking about plo koon who beat yoda in a lightsaber duel. If its jedi in general there have been many jedi to rival or even be better than yoda atleast in legends. We dont know in canon yet. Some were revan, luke Skywalker etc.

Want them anymore I do not

Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now, you will experience the FULL POWER of China!

@@kamentrainerhorn2073 Not if anything to say about it,I HAVE! (Often a new pair of Lightsaber)

This is gold

@@annoying_HK_guy (Flips toward the door)

“There is no way a bee should be able to fly.”

Nah.... That's Obi-Wan.... if you know what I mean.... ;)

DCdabest damn somebody call the empire this guy need a new body

ba dum tiss

You are not the real alucard the real one goes online with the name crimson fucker syno

Alucard BloodyVampire no no no that's obi wan

No, there was still some goofiness in Prequel!Yoda, given his interactions with the Younglings in AOTC. "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

Yoda's perfect I'm the dark rendezvous novel, has a bit of goofiness , some seriousness and deep conversations with dooku himself

@@sambridgers9543 It was for 95% of the prequels gone. That doesn't make up for it

He was in charge of the Jedi Order at the time. I think being a little serious is expected.

@@AdeptKing missing the point here, part of Yoda’s whole thing is that you don’t expect him to be a Jedi master by the way he acts! Looks can be deceiving. You’re missing the whole point of what makes him such a compelling character by getting bogged down in useless explanations.

Well Yoda does fail to prevent Savage from killing him. He kind of jinxed it.

Thats kinda cool.

she learned from him

She didn't escape.... yoda let her go. He straight up gave her back her lightsabers.

Hair 2U I think that was intentional.

Well he said he'd teach her everything he knows and that includes running away

Well actually obi wan always defeats ventress but it takes longer than this

Mace Windu No WaY yOu PlAy PuBg MoBiLe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoda: much to learn, you still have obi wan

they'll set a time and place and neither will show up, instead they'll laugh at how the other showed up to the location while they are relaxing in a nice hot spring.

No surprise they were the last two Republic-era Jedi. Both also avoided death by the Sith as a last troll, too.

It was a tactical retreat.

*Aight Imma head out*

To be fair, insisting on fighting would have been a VERY dumb idea.

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Straight dipped 😂😂

Yes . He was the GRAND MASTER . Official Title .

Honestly, thinking about it, his showboating allowed a dangerous killer loose.

I didn't see any swords there. ;)

@@yegmeshjwp usual jedi nonsense

He actually wouldn't have at all in the first place. Alot of people seem to think Yoda is just trolling an apprentice by not drawing his lightsaber. However a master swordsman never draws his sword against an unworthy opponent. By drawing your sword you're showing your opponent that they are worthy of your skill. This is why many Samurai learn the martial arts as well. So they disarm unworthy opponents without needing to draw their blade. They may draw it partly but only to jab their opponent in the gut with the hilt. They never fully draw their sword against an unworthy opponent. The best example of this is Zuko in Avatar the Last Airbender. In Zuko Alone he fights lowly Earth Kingdom soldiers not worth his time with pure hand to hand combat. It was only when Gow stepped into battle did he draw his dual swords because he knew that being an Earth Kingdom officer Gow would be a tough opponent.

That's actually pretty normal Jedi diplomacy in the EU that's for sure

match*

***** Of course, Yoda was the most powerfull jedi.

palpatine defeated yoda

not really, Palpatine just ran away like any other sith coward .

Mihai Mercenarul it was yoda who ran away after he realized sidious was too strong

She's an idiot. He was dookus master and he's on par with sidious.

@@aj897 dooku was nowhere near sidious mate

@@trayethell3681 A J was talking about Yoda.....

@@aj897 What do you mean? What can't Sidious do, apart from becoming a force ghost?

@@gabrielcastejon7914 get laid. There’s no way in hell he made rey, cause nobody want uncle bad touch.

boo, get off the stage!

it’s already to late to preventress the puns, though!

I think the broken piece on the sabre is part of the design

Kenneth Satria same

Kenneth Satria a shame they replaced it the “empire’s a joke” cartoon

same, very lucky to see this one as a debut on this show. the whole adventure of yoda with the 3 clones is remarkable. flawless episode.

Team Tundra 2 this show made the CIS a joke to, isn’t any different from what rebels did with the empire.

@@punctuationman334 Nah man there were many Jedi casualties by droid and by sith forces like Greivous and Maul, that maintained a sense of a constant power struggle. Compared to how The Empire supposedly has already won the war and rules the galaxy and yet the rebels (in the rebels series) hardly ever suffered losses despite having even less Jedi and more of regular soldiers often outnumbered and outgunned. That's the difference. And its why I will always love the Clone Wars era. Though I feel Rogue One almost reaches the same high stakes, despite the occasional annoying sequel era shenanigans in the way it was written.

Lol

"Bought these lightsabers from wish, you have"

Versace lightsabers these are not.

I don't think Dooku gave her to hard a time for getting humiliated by Yoda, since Dooku himself couldn't beat him. Even Sidious barely beat him. And that could have almost been called a draw.

​@@joshlight6892 in a better arena Yoda would have been able to tbh But that room put him at a disadvantage for several reasons

@@omega13whitelucario95 palpatine was also playing defensive the entire time, making it harder for yoda.

@crimsoncrusader4829 this is also true Yoda had to come to him which was the issue is a place where Palpatine had a lot of things to throw at Yoda

@@omega13whitelucario95and force lightning

Nope Yoda wont talk like that because his english is like backwards,he talk like this: "To whoop your ass I will,other side of the galaxy from here,fuck with this,you can't."

Joetuss check the urban dictionary for the term

+trier4952 Naw, that'd be Mace talking that way.

Ventress: "I'm not afraid of you, Jedi" Yoda: "You will be, you will be."

ikr

The only same in it was that it was spiked by a bunch of pinheads who had a bad case of NIH.

Gutsmanjohn it wasn't going anywhere

Gutsmanjohn This was Cartoon Networks fault they wouldnt sell star wars the clone wars to disney.

Kieran Buchanan because it was already where it needed to go

This is the ending of first episode...

@@gl7029 LMAO

@@gl7029 maybe he is talking about that movie

@@Not_Alan_Wake the beginning of the movie happens later in the season.

@@gl7029 no? The movie is literally meeting ashoka for the first time.so thats before the show

He even overpowered sidious

@@georgbergsten6050 no he did not

@@adityabhalekar3506 in skills with a lightsaber Sidious did not want it. It's sad how weak the jedi order was. Sidious was more powerful than like 99% of the Jedi during that time era.

@@georgbergsten6050 Yeah no! Sidious had that fight both with a lightsaber and ESPECIALLY with the force. The issue was, he was trying to get to Anakin as soon as possible and going toe to toe with Yoda would have resulted in unnecessary strain and injuries. If Yoda thought he could have won, he would have happily given his life to end the sith in that moment. He knew he wasnt powerful enough and so went into hiding knowing that he would one day train someone that was.

@@jorionrange8336 it's not that Yoda as an individual was more powerful than Sidious, it's stated in one of the books that Sidious won because the Sith had spent over a thousand years gearing themselves towards the defeat of the Jedi, whereas the Jedi themselves were practically ignoring the possibility that Sith still existed. In the end, Sidious had prepared his whole life (more or less) for that moment and Yoda had not.

My favourite part is that the dude was ready to take on Savage himself. Gotta respect that. Not capable, certainly, but ready nonetheless.

a n i m e n i m e

@@KokoroKatsura wdym

Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan tried their best.

Very true

And I imagine that both of them regret having to fight against each other. Yoda obviously feels that way while Dooku despite his crimes and being a Sith Lord still had some of his old self in him right up until his death in ROTS.

My fallen apprentice is respect? Where do you live? It's the utmost beautiful sarcasm. How lovely it is that anyone would think of it as respect.

@@wulynne youre very weird and sketchy lmao

Impressive that he can fly at all.

She's not a Sith, and Yoda knows it. Boy does it sting, though.

@@SkippertheBart by most people’s definition she would be a sith But yes she was not technically a sith...

@@mowermen1762 Ah yes. But Yoda is not most people.

@@SkippertheBart p

@@mowermen1762 at that point Ventress was sith assassin at best just like Maul in phantom menace

indeed ''surrender... you should.'' kind of confirm that. ;)

“It takes strength to resist the Dark side, only the weak embrace it”

Bitch, good side is facist

@@eavyeavy2864 "Good side is facist". My word, how many mental hoops did you have to jump through to conjure up such a saying.

@@SukatoKjolen It's what childish anarchist wannabes say to cover the fact that if they ever got Force like abilities, they would act like complete scum.

Good and evil are childish words, there is only power and those who dare to wield it.

Yoda: Watch me, you will.

An interesting statement in light of Plagueis

@@endymionthemightymasterofm9600 Who, in fact, did also die.

"peon"?

nah we see him in almost every star wars movie, because we dont see him as much is what makes him a good character too see

They weren’t on top of him, he choked them out before the fight

Funnily enough dooku was strong enough to do the same .

A lot

Millions. If Yoda had just killed Ventress right then, then Ventress would not have trained Savage Opress in the dark side, and Savage Opress wouldn't have rescued Darth Maul, and Darth Maul wouldn't have staged the fall of Mandalore.

@@VAOdin Yoda is loyal to the Jedi Code, despite breaking it often. Killing Sith was still like killing a random civilian and would’ve gotten him humiliated and exiled from the Jedi Order, losing his reputation and everything that made people look up to him. THE Jedi Grandmaster, exiled from the Jedi Order? Yeah, it would’ve turned many heads. Besides, he didn’t have time to arrest her when she blew up the cliff above them. Yes, he could’ve let the cliff fall and catch Ventress because they’re just some a few dead clones, but saving them is accurate to what and who Yoda is

arrogant, he was. i always thought the emperor made more sense.

@@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer disregarding the whole jedi code part which I'm not super familiar with the intricacies, I think the he didn't have time is a bit far fetched considering he could have seemingly done anything he wanted with her at any point but chose to insult her for a good 2 seconds, then take her lightsabers, ponder for a moment, toss them back to her, ponder for a moment, glibly tell her she should surrender, and then watch as she took out the detonator and press the button. Half the video was him toying with her instead of sufficiently dealing with her. All of that when it would appear a simple hand gesture and the force at his strength could fairly well incapacitate her.