Florencio: "Watch me tilt two sc2 players" *builds no orbital and sends replay to lowko*

I feel like you can change the entire Florencio intro from "This is Florencio, he likes playing.. crazy unconventional strategies" to "This is Florencio, he doesn't play to win, he plays to break his opponent's spirit" and you'd be so much more accurate hahaha

Combat shields are always available for every marine. only the instruction manual needs to be developed in the correct language.

WHAT THE SCHNETZ DID YOU DO??? I laughted HARD with this one!!

I keep dying at 2:27 xD “ WIR BRAUCHEN MER MINERALEN!!!!”

Florencio plays 5D Checkers: it's as impressive as it is exceedingly dumb.

Byun finally released Lowko from his casting basement.

Pokeybois, Cattlebruisers, Brendas, Dank Templars and now Heckiens. we will slowly get a nickname for every unit in the game

It is my headcannon that Florencio is secretly the highest ranked player but got bored of winning so he cheeses every game to keep entertained

The armory is not for hellbats but for making the widow mines more stealthy and therefore more salt-extracting.

Lowko's German announcer imitation made me fall off my chair from laughing. What the hell was that?

19:05 Florencio baited him with the low health banshees and he target fired them, and they walked straight into the mines.

As an Netherlands... Netherlander... a Guy out of Netherlands and speaking a wonderful English, Lowko does also Speaks a really Good German. Can you Cast an Full Game in German, pls?

"You need to build an orbital!" "I can do a planetary, thats my final offer"

This game is - much like every florencio game - painful to watch.

There also is a german word "GeSCHNETZeltes" which means "small stripes/cubes of fried meat; ususally served with a sauce". Florentio basically made Zerg Geschnetzteltes.

"hydras are pretty good against widow mines" Loose all hydras the same time against widow mines

I laughed so so much really schnetz is playing like a proper bronze league hero but with good macro😂😂😂👏🏻

Notification Headline: "Florencio's Disguisting Terra..." Immiediate click.

Wir brauchen mehr personenundgebauwenconstructionierzingskrystallen.

Combat shield upgrade: oh cool I have a shield in my backpack Infernal Pre igniters upgrades: huh I have extra propane tanks on my hellion Stimpack: DRUGS!

Why does everyone assume all german word are either naughty or aggressive

Lowko be like “this is disgusting” Me over here like “yes, no more of the norm. Show more god emperor Florencio “

I want to see Florencio submit a game where he plays a super common build order and see if it blows Lowko's brain.

18:34 Lowko: "Not the Viper's, Florencio have mercy.......in the mean time in the top right hand corner..." Proper Jeremy Clarkson (Oh no) meme here, wonderfully executed by the best SC2 commentator (in this one's humble opinion). This moment summed up this entire match, could not stop laughing haha. Absolute gold, thank you Lowko for bringing us another brilliant Florencio game.

I watched Florencio play _Portal_ a short while back, and he solved _every single puzzle_ the wrong way. Which is to say, he did it his own way, which was to find the most difficult possible solution and keep trying to make it work until it did. His brain just works differently than ours. And we should be thankful for that.

"What the SCHNETS is he doing!!!!" XD ty lowko for that beautiful statement

"How many auto turrets do you want?" "YES!"

Im a simple man, i see florancio, i like I see a widowmine in my probe,i die

I'm a simple man, I see "Florencio" in the title of the video, I watch.

The reason why I love your Videos are not only the good content... but mainly also your pleasant voice and perfect english. But I had no idea you also pronounce German perfectly!

Lowko : hydralisk outrange everything the Terran have Schetz : hold my beer

Lowko: "I still feel dirty saying that name..." Lowko, immediately afterwards: pronounces it as "snatch"...

Yes! I'm happy that you two listened to those of us who love you casting Flo's games! Thank you, guys!

At 18:30 I believe Florencio moved Banshees to hide burrowing Widow Mines (although Banshees were cloaked, Overseers made them visible and therefore able to "hide" Mines. Notice how Banshees moved there just before Mines unborrowed and moved away just after borrow to avoid splash damage. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but it definitely looked like it was intentional

This could have changed but Flo usually prefers a PF instead of Orbital since it takes less micro and he can do his shenanigans on the other side of the map and surprise his opponent with a PF in his main protecting his SCV’s This game he might’ve prioritized the minerals for other things Also I think he even queues probes at hidden bases so he can dedicate his micro on his shenanigans

Some KZfaqr speaks german: Germans: DIE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST AB SOFORT DEUTSCHES STAATSGEBIET !

*cut to 11 ravens* me: it's beautiful

Le me: fails trivia quiz. Modify comment? No Delete and create new one? Smart.

That 90 supply Viper transition, baby. A classic

2:28 You have officially completed a PHD in German

Thanks for keeping it family friendly with those heckians. The people of Amsterdarn would be proud.

Okay lowko here comes my interpretation of upgrades and why most of them does not need to be reequipped: The terrans are used to travel to multiple planets and having to re adapt whenever they land. The blue flame upgrade is the easiest one: The fire mechanism needs to be calibrated for the atmosphere. As soon as it is "researched" all helions just need to apply the correct configuration. Similar story with the stimpack: The marines and their space suit needs to be calibrated for the oxygen intake. However the use of stimpack changes the metabolism and therefore the oxygen demand. The marines carry enough drunks, but are not allowed to use them, before the exact dose for the environment is calculated. I needed to squeeze a lot of energy drink into the shield upgrade: It has to do with the humidity and the radiation. The right ratio of water absorbing support material and impact absorbing material needs to be calibrated first. Otherwise the shield might not withstand a single hit and endagers the troops. This also explains why the lab needs to be attached to the production facilities and why it can be used to "research" so many different technologies. The lab is just an processing unit with a big sensor array to gather a lot of data.

blueflame midfight upgrade works like this: they get a call from the CC telling them that they only had the factory default settings on their hellions and that they need to reach down and open the valve on the propane tank all the way.

The reason his strategies always seem to succeed is because you never show his losing games! Would love to see one for a change so we can experience counter cheese justice.

We need more Florencio! I was missing his games, so I tried to watch a couple from another caster, but your voice is just so much better I had to stop. Player skill for informed comments is also important ofc.

SC2 Teacher: alright use this build order and you should be good to go Florencio: No, I don’t think I will.

The uppgrade is called Överklockad Flyg motorer. Nice video, love to see some wacky games.

Is it odd to say that im more of a fan boy of florencio then serral, reynor, i think you get the point :P

Orbitals are just crutches anyway. I mean, none of the other two races gets mules and they work just fine, right?

Hey, Lowko! ,D Flo knows how and when to make OCs. I'm glad you're so nice to him, PiG ain't that nice when it comes to judging Florencio moves. Yet Flo wins too often and swims too deep in the sewer to be punished for that. And thank you again for casting this really weird game, it's an excellent entertainment you introduced into your channel!

I remember in Homeworld (space RTS) units had to do just what you are suggesting, small ships returned to base to get upgraded, bigger ones just needed you to give them the upgrade command which would disable them for a period of time while they upgraded.

The Banshee upgrade is called "Hyperflight Rotors"

Well I already know who's gonna win before I even click! Florencio plays gives me nightmaresXD

Sign: Make a sacrifice for mine gods Schneitz: lol go go go...

Though an orbital is a much stronger choice for at least your first couple of command centers, there is something to be said about using Planetary Fortresses against lower level opponents. At higher levels Florencio wouldn't be abel to rely on his opponent throwing away units needlessly against his planetaries, but in games like this, well, apparently it's cost effective.

Im pretty sure this upgrade is called hyper rotor thingies. Trust me, i'm a gamer.

Please Lowko, do more Florencios!

18:50 the correct term is "There's a conspiracy of ravens" (or unkindness, both are quite fitting here)

11:30 lowko asks us whats this upgrade called im like, banshee speedy speedy upgrade that kills my drones and svc up grade :D

Ready for more crazy strategies!

Ah yes, this is totally a game between byun and special... Thanks Lowko for the quick edit.

12:50 Schnetz making Geschnetzeltes ( thin strips of meat, often veal, cooked in a creamy sauce )

I always thought of Starcraft as a small representation of something very huge going on. One zerling unit is equal to hundreds of them, one marine equals a squad. The time required to complete an upgrade would be what is needed to process de order, make production and apply the upgrades by logistics and transport. Also the map is in reality a whole planet and when the resources are depletted, it means that the planet has gone dry of them.

Finally a new video of the sewer mermaid!!

Florencio wins by driving his opponents insane.

12:51 And then Schnetz got up and slapped the shizzle out of Lowko.

I just started watching lowko recently, him telling the viewers to smile is such a wholesome thing, thanks man, it helps :)

Painful to watch, yet fun somehow, haha.

I'm unsure if this is painful or genius

Me not making orbital command center Lowko: *angry *

Lowko's comment at the ~9:00 minute mark: Starcraft 2 players don't think in game, they think in the replays. Yeah, I've noticed that too. We tend to play starcraft as a developed instinct, rather than a cerebral strategy exercise. Maybe because that's how most video games are played? Maybe because SC2 has so much going on in each game, our mind is just too caught up thinking about 5 things at once?

terran.¿ give it to me edir n1: florencio hes just a plat player dont do him edit 2: this is painful to watch im leaving

Its simple i see florencio i click

At 10:00, Flo almost did a 200IQ loopeyloop with the zerg chasing his bait. Completely out of position by 10:10 with the heckions having a home stretch to the zerg's mineral lines.

Schnetz: sacrificing dozens of roaches Schnetz: “a small price to pay to keep that third base” 5 minutes later he lost the third base

No "HEEELLLOOOUUU EEEFFFFFREEEEYYYONEE", again. Lowko are you OK?

I was paying attention so closely to the banshee counter attack and the home defense that I actually didn't notice just how many ravens he built. I just about lost it when you cut to them, like... who does mass raven anymore? Its hilarious watching it work regardless though.

That voice has to be the most badass one you’ve done in a while ! 2:27 New announcer pack lowko plz q.q

Hey, Lowko! Flo's just getting used to his hotkeys setup, so he can use abilities and actions more intuitively. It is a game he played recently, I'm glad he decided to submit this mass raven harass to you.

This has to be the sickiest, weirdest, yet funniest playstyle of Terran I have ever seen so far. Florencio you bastard! XD

7:54 This asshole of a barracks just flies away after causing untold misery. 9:40 The epic barracks scout 10:00 Mario Kart 12:35 *Squishy banana is thrown at a wall* 15:00 *Another squishy banana is thrown at a wall* 16:40 ... What? 17:15 Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Overseers 18:31 No Mercy 18:56 *Yet another squishy banana is thrown at a wall* 20:36 Game ends. Opponent leaves wearing a barrel with suspenders.

Schnetz is a synonym for the partydrug "Speed" here in germany, so yeah a bit dirty :)

19:07 what was that ? That was GeSCHNETZeltes I'm sorry.

The hellions always come with blue flames and the marines always have shields but they have a union and part of the agreement is they wont use their shield or blue flame unless you pay the union the extra minerals/gas

2:27 - I lost it.... Lowko, we need a whole game casted with this voice, and maybe in German. Or whatever the language was. I have no idea, it sounded great!

Caught a “Magic: the Gathering” ad just before this vid. Day9, Patton Oswald, and Danny Trejo, holy shit who knew Day9 was so tall.

Hellion. Noun, a rowdy or mischievous person, especially a child. -or- Helios, also Helius, in ancient Greek religion and myth, is the god and personification of the Sun, often depicted in art with a radiant crown and driving a horse-drawn chariot through the sky. He was a guardian of oaths and also the god of sight.

you killed me around 12:50 "the award for the worst Zerg fight ever..." :D

Schnetz, the name, sounds like "Schnatz". It is the golden small ball which the seeker in Harry Potter needs to find in the Quidditch match 🤷‍♂️

Paused at 15:03 "What is the definition of insanity?" My reply, to which I believe is the answer you want (in my own words, not from a dictionary) ; Repeating an action with identical variables and expecting an alternative outcome.

This is the second time I have watched this match-up and cast in a week. The entertainment value is huge. Florencio is a legend in my world!

“Minerals are nasty.” - Lowko 2020

Mass Raven isn't exactly a new thing though - and back in like 2014 it was literally impossible for Zerg to beat if you didn't kill the Terran player early, since PDD negated literally all zerg anti-air.

They are nowhere near Platinum league. They look like maximum silver. Back in the day, Gold league players knew how to macro and how to fight. Plat league players were Gold league players that don't miss injections and creep spread.

I don't know what's funnier. Lowko yelling at Florencio to build an orbital or PiG completely forgetting it and always yelling at Florencio to scan :D And that was the proper way to tell the player, that he needs "MEHR MINERALIEN" :D

Orbitals really are like building depots seeing how they can calldown extra supplies and mules can harvest without counting towards supply allowing more supply for army units.

Combat shield upgrade is like an iPhone update, you have to install it to your armor, but then once it's installed you're good

My problem against 1 base terran is how can i push up the ramp to a couple siegetanks? The trade feels so inefficent.