Listen up people! We need to protect Florencio in case of an AI uprising. Florencio will be our only hope. No way an AI will predict a battle against a Florencio.

Any amount of chads past three is a fraternity of chads

cannons into void rays into oracles into zealots into oracles into phoenix into void rays

Its very much "aussie man reviews" doing starcraft commentary. GOLD. Love it PiG m8.

This is the first episode of the Florencio Files I've ever watched and currently I have no words for my experience with what I've seen. I believe it might take a few months for me to cope with it. However, loved your commentary, PiG

""is there anything more chad then a few bros high fiving while touching tips though?" hahahahahahahahaha had me in tears

I don't smoke, I need a cigarette after that... The weirdest thing about this game to me, however, is how Hostile can just give a 'gg'. No more, no less, and leave after it. Surely it needs more swearing than that!

I really lost it at 12:47 - 13:08 and started uncontrollably laughing.

Maverick and Iceman 😭😭😭😭

this was the best piece of casting ive ever heard

When Maverick and Iceman going to hunt for Zerg Building in my mind "Highway to the dangerzone" from Top Gun starts to play

Florencio! The only fucking player that builds his main after his natural. What a legend. 23:12 (22:18 in-game)

Florecio is right, I was not ready for this. I never will be.

"Best Episode"? I thought it was a clickbait. How wrong was I! Best commentary in the history of this game!

Kudos to the pooper-lord at the 6 o' clock base. He was preventing a Nexus for 20 minutes non-stop (starting at 16:30 ingame til the very end)

- …and Neeb grabs the controller and shows us some awesome Floless micro! XD XD XD

Clocking in at 5 FPS in the middle there. That's "fukken"s per sentence, of course.

Florencio is actually very consitant with his minimap he says he watches that about half the match hence why he is not very control group experienced

"He's also the first both analyst and therapist"... nice...

I got introduced with Pigcasts way too late. Love it!

Best one so far!! Your commentary is 10/10 🤣

40min of beautiful Protoss bullshit, I love Florenico files

PiG gave me an idea. What if there was a map with a maze of invisible neutral buildings?

Hahahahaha I love these videos. Every time i feel down i watch the florencio files and i feel better. Thank you pig for the time and dedication.

Lost my shit when described how Florencio throw the controller and neeb catches it mid air to dodge the shot :D

The 22 minute Cannon Rush broke me

I'm just here for the lasers

You know it's a wild and epic SC2 replay when F*CKING VAL KILMER dies mid match

I am still not ready for this.

I think the only way to describe this is aggressively australian

amazing florencio amazing

PiG and OzzyMan should commentate WCS :)

😂😂🙌🏼 my body was not ready for that one

GOD dude HAHAHA I love your comentary on this one XD erned a sub, HAHA we gonna pis on ya with our This BEams XD LOL

This game is the greatest just for the arrested development references.

Somehow PiG predicts the plot of Top Gun: Maverick.

Wasn't florencio the real cheater in this game? You are not supposed to play together with someone... this isn't archon mode :P

Didn’t know PiG was Ozzyman of SC🤣🤣

I have no idea what the fuck the commentator is talking about but it's hilarious and the game is great. GG

Upgrades are for wankers™

6:56 Zerg moved the queen almost before even seeing the Voids.

i like how the biggest bm is pig.

DankTales, woo-hoo! My favourite show!

I LOVE THIS MAN

Lol the commentary is great.

fucking lol, classic flotoss

Big steak of a ravager haha

Funniest game I have ever seen

That muta switch made me want to die.

Tobias DeVito? Nice!

This guy is crazy

I think the early play looked like hacking because he realized he was against florencio, so the ovie went for where florencio sends his probe every game, then he did a quick practice pull the boys, just in anticipation.

So was he hacking or not? Because it didn't look like he was, or else why did he fall for all the hidden cannons?

I dont think I was ready for this O.o Great commentary though :D

When you say the f-word, you know it's a real talk. Also, char-ray is a shitty word.

I was thinking danny devito for the oracle

I dont understand why everyone plays like fucking gold when they meet florencio?!?!??!

oh these trolls :D ... no upgrades :D !?!?

I thought I was shite at starcraft.

Do wins get any easier then this? haha!

What league is this? Gold ?

The never-nude oracle.

Wild game

Best stream, ever!

"Chad Rays"

Does Florencio have a twitch?

So normally watch Lowko and Winter and saw Winter's vid of you coaching him and got me to start watching your coaching vids... eventually KZfaq popped me to this one and im losing my shit. American... but I FUCKING LOVE the British (edit: apologizes... Aussie) wordplay and vocabulary (huge Python fan), fucking Iceman & Maverick (whipping his ass in the shower), calling him a poofta… fuck that 16 mins no UPGRADES, upgrades are for wankers ... just losing my fucking shit one this one!!! XD

epic!

How come u dont plug florencios twitch? even tho your casting his games

What is the "Chad" thing? I don't get that reference...

"Hydralisks are organic, theyre none gmo" Say what? Zergs literal thing is genetic modification! Thats Abathurs literal reason for existing!

Ozzy Man Commentates :D

wow...

This guy is definitely hacking. Not only the overlord move at start, at 10:26 he goes in the side of the base with his first attack with ravagers and hydras before he even knows the cannons at front are even there.

Is it cheating that his 5th base already had assimilators on the gas? He didn't even need to build them, they were already there. 28:10 is when Pig tells you which one is his 5th. (although I think he missed the base to the left of the 3rd)

If he was hacking why would he change the direction of th ovie?

Does Florencio live with Neeb or something? I’ve seen most of the Florencio files and he always throws a Neeb gets the controller joke.

can someone explain to me how map hacking works in SC2? all games are being played on a server I have no idea how you'd be able to map hack on anyone. one of the obviously suspect movements was at 6:55 where void rays were not in the OPs base, but the queen decided to move up the ramp like 2s before they show up. which could be a coincidence if he decided to inject his main or something but still...

I dont get how he know that he's hacking

OMG! :O

So weird when PiG flips from normal commentary to his profane improv mode... 🤮

F Avex

i dont think he was hacking

isn't the whole point of zerg that they are gmos?

ausiman sc2

who is florencio

25:24 Not an actor, but director Rian "Roundhead" Johnson looks a bit like that but nowhere near as cool

But Oracles are actually girls...

"He's Hacking!" No dumb dumb he saw it....

Using a program that is called a "hack" isnt hacking, its just cheating, they are plain cheaters.

Before I watch the best episode of the best series on any medium ever, I think you misspelled Florencio Flies. I really think that would improve this series. Just saying. You should keep calling it files, but also typing it that way is weird. You're weird.

This dude forced grind voice is SO annoying

can we tune down the commentary jokes a little bit? I swear I got a headache.

go flick him a follow, florencio is chill as