"Stay where you are, this gir is dominant!!!" | GTA:SA Random User Made Missions Speedruns

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@Armi1P Жыл бұрын

52:47 That's the mf green Bravura!

@t0rque_cs Жыл бұрын

These dwom missions have made my daily commute so much better.

@funkybaisoubenoscat718 Жыл бұрын

I can totally relate. I love these so much :)

@eetuthereindeer6671 9 ай бұрын

Daily? But josh uploads like twice a month

@mr.gameing6376 Жыл бұрын

Josh please, don't stop with the DYOM runs.

@yousefslimani99 Жыл бұрын

I agree I really enjoyed his DYOM Speedrun!

@champagnegascogne9755 Жыл бұрын

But wen will the kill stop

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

@@champagnegascogne9755 asking the real questions here

@kaktus2872 Жыл бұрын

Gameing

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

@@kaktus2872 we gameing

@tumypok1011 Жыл бұрын

One day Josh will make an unbeatable PB out of all short mission he played and won't remember even one of them

@realcartoongirl Жыл бұрын

the green sabre one is so funny

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

I prefer the missions based on the actual storyline just because of how hilarious it can get, those missions with a brand new story aren't as good

@devangnivatkar2649 Жыл бұрын

Imagine getting rekt by Ken Rosenberg

@trulymeparker Жыл бұрын

LoL

@ArchangelTirael Жыл бұрын

Thanks for playing :)

@LaggySnake Жыл бұрын

@bruhSaintJohn Жыл бұрын

10:57 OMG wen will the kill stop? Right now. Josh decided to put an end to it.

@sknawa9860 Жыл бұрын

@user-sf7fm1bi1p Жыл бұрын

wen*

@MrMoloch2345 Жыл бұрын

I love those DYOM speedruns, helps me relax after hard day at work

@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny Жыл бұрын

When will kill stop has become a regular joke within chat

@endlessoul Жыл бұрын

Quite enjoying the DYOM missions, even though in my head I say it DWOM, no particular reason 😂

@Neraam_S Жыл бұрын

yes Josh, d is indeed a good letter to give in you

@lotuwei Жыл бұрын

33:01 that's a nice recreation of the 1980 AD Iran EAS alarm.

@deathblowhere Жыл бұрын

44:01 - Beware of that GIR, he's a dominant! lol BTW, just run that phrase thru google translator and figured out it should be like this - "Stay where you are - it's a raid!". I guess lack of special Turkish letters in SA giving Google a hard time to "understand" it properly, but it's hilarious!

@bananaslamma35 Жыл бұрын

5:53: That's a translation, yes - most likely the mission is made by someone from South America, possibly Argentina, where it's just not that big a deal to call someone "black". Unlike in the USA, nobody will bat an eyelash if a white person calls their black friend "negro", and "negro" is a common nickname for people with darker skin than average, usually accompanied by their name or a trait they're known for (like for instance, we had a famous TV personality called "El Negro Gonzales Oro" who was.. well, a dark skinned man whose surname was Gonzales Oro.

@ezequiel2940 Жыл бұрын

While what you're saying is true, calling someone "negro" can still be discriminatory if you say it to someone you are not friends with. Calling his cousin a "negro sucio" was def totally racist haha. So even if you're in Argentina, you don't just call someone "negro" out of the blue, there has to be some trust first

@bananaslamma35 Жыл бұрын

While true, it's also true that it doesn't carry anywhere near as heavy an implication as in the anglosphere, so you're far more likely to see it used in South America as an insult, and people will react less harshly to it as well. We sort of don't get as offended due to overexposure, I guess

@kamiloalvarez5800 Жыл бұрын

@@ezequiel2940 sure

@HyAVII Жыл бұрын

the cj meet mission dosent immidiately fail. the characters die but when the timer ticks down to 0 they respawn and the fight still happens

@bruhSaintJohn Жыл бұрын

Probably because they cannot change the aggro of already spawned characters, if i was to guess.

@HyAVII Жыл бұрын

@@bruhSaintJohn yeah. prolly a scripted sequence

@stephen3293 Жыл бұрын

Best series on KZfaq at the moment

@akbaev Жыл бұрын

11:08 that sound tho haha

@SpicySpaceCat00 Жыл бұрын

These make my day

@BFMert Жыл бұрын

All the deaths made me laugh so hard on this one

@wingsofzero5732 8 ай бұрын

Claude getting deleted by Rosie with a minigun was a wonderful plot twist I didn’t see coming

@realcartoongirl Жыл бұрын

when i watch it on twitch vod there are no ads but when i watch it live i keep getting 2 ads

@veez. Жыл бұрын

Finally, you’re hit with some hard missions! Attack Russian Ships was some proper Tom Clancy stuff, felt like the US President watching live Navy SEAL operations 💀

@glauberglousger6643 Жыл бұрын

44:04 I wonder if they’re talking about the gun being dominant, the hand, or... If one of the clowns/other people is a girl And she’s dominant Or maybe dominant means something else in this context, but it can also mean a lot of things so... Am I looking into this too much? Probably, but I guess it makes sense?

@deathblowhere Жыл бұрын

I've figured it out, it translates from Turkish like "Stay where you are - it's a raid!". Google translator always confuses if special characters (with umlauts, etc.) are replaced with simplified "English" variant.

@rjskillz92 Жыл бұрын

6:08 simple instructions are apparently too hard to follow. Also two missions from Jimmy_Leppard, Muhamed2010 and Notna (back to back even)? I think the randomizer is going off of a shorter list nowadays.

@iiGingiey Жыл бұрын

For bingo I'm counting that Franklin and Lamar missions as an alternative SA Story

@clem-hk2di Жыл бұрын

it's so much better with TTS

@CollinMac96 Жыл бұрын

Whenever Josh Uploads DYOM, I order dominos. DYOM is always more enjoyable with a hot meal by your side 🍕 🤤 😋

@KoylTrane Жыл бұрын

TTS lady outdid herself today

@sonorousgriffin776 Жыл бұрын

11:33 so I downloaded this mission and played it for myself and oh boy, it was trash. The mission made you go around the entire map killing various characters from SA, of course... until I reached a location in Los Santos where you had to kill Caesar. The problem was that since the mission had way too many characters, Caesar was shrivelled up into a ball, making him impossible to kill.

@champagnegascogne9755 Жыл бұрын

There are actually 2 missions in this run that ends with ":)"

@thegr8rambino Жыл бұрын

MORE DYOM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

@jeffhughes1318 Жыл бұрын

When will kill stop? 😔

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

*wen

@JohnPaulBuce Жыл бұрын

that cargo mission was so good

@extracheesypizzaboi Жыл бұрын

Now that's big gaming

@AswinMoses Жыл бұрын

Oh lord I miss you so much for real!

@Schwegg22 6 ай бұрын

got a bingo within 8 minutes on this one, beating my previous time by like 30 mins, crazy :D

@keinname6694 Жыл бұрын

52:42 BINGO

@Al-Qatrany Жыл бұрын

You played tow missions from the same author on this run (Muhamed2010) The gta5 re created mission and the self insert mission. And you did tow missions i a row (last tow by notna) by the same author as well, What a coincidence :)

@KhunPram Жыл бұрын

Josh When You Dyom Randomizer

@sarminder4357 Жыл бұрын

Greetings, British Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (sometimes iRacing) male entity!

@trulymeparker Жыл бұрын

That was some task

@AnimatingChannel Жыл бұрын

hrr hrr

@fluffydemon6439 Жыл бұрын

When Josh says "X has a minigun" all i hear is "if I try a little harder I will get a minigun"

@joeycommet45 Жыл бұрын

47:07 Nice smile 🙂.

@yousefslimani99 Жыл бұрын

Hope you will get new PB one day Josh!

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

Last one ain't even a month ago

@sieben8724 Жыл бұрын

Beautiful pfp

@andresa.ruizv.7413 Жыл бұрын

When GTA SA map in iRacing? :) Thanks for another DYOM video!

@jennasloan396 Жыл бұрын

Killing all the zombies in a L4D mission is inaccurate to the L4D video game; optimally you want to move quickly and avoid as many zombies as possible so as to conserve supplies.

@jennasloan396 Жыл бұрын

Also the more you dick around in L4D the more shit the game throws at you.

@theclasher1432 Жыл бұрын

The way i see it, the *real* first mission went wrong

@ViperCodc Жыл бұрын

DYOM!!!!!!!!!!!

@Koutsie Жыл бұрын

ready freddie :D

@chrisoboyo5470 Жыл бұрын

Hey Joshimuz, everytime I lower my volume to 0 for some reason the audio of the video cancels out. Could you fix this in further uploads? Thank you.

@arfrpt Жыл бұрын

hey josh, do you use a mod for ur gta sa videos or its just vanilla?

@user-zj5in4hg7w 2 ай бұрын

The old text to speech voices are pretty funny tbh you should phase them back in

@KhunPram Жыл бұрын

Gak popo kok Josh

@mariuszpudzianowski8400 Жыл бұрын

Colin... ha sacrificed his life for Wii

@Xe4ro Жыл бұрын

Parasols. Mission was made in 2021… hmmm Venthyr? 🤔

@claypotts2334 Жыл бұрын

Dwom

@TheKoreanDrifter Жыл бұрын

🙂

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

🙂

@iiGingiey Жыл бұрын

I'm assuming "dirty black" could be a nick name probably depends on what translators say

@claypotts2334 Жыл бұрын

I dunno about that bro lol

@damntrees Жыл бұрын

wow I've lost it big times on SWATOWs spawn

@barrymcbarryson7094 8 ай бұрын

Run

@squeax Жыл бұрын

Birinci görevde türkçe altyazı var lan değişiğime gitti şimdi :D

@olivashowmane1551 Жыл бұрын

JOSH THE VOICE IN THE DIALOGS SOUND WEIRD BECAUSE it reads some dialogs in english like they were spanish, hope u can solve it!

@user-hq2fy5cs1k Жыл бұрын

hello josh

@yousefslimani99 Жыл бұрын

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

@@yousefslimani99 what

@realcartoongirl Жыл бұрын

@@MaxerV19 she has boy issues

@Jeffdream Жыл бұрын

21:48

@kocayrklibirinsan3056 Жыл бұрын

first mission is turkish!!! hey josh, mostly, turkish alphabet is bugged in gta sa, thats why translation is incorrect in most times. 43:58 and turkish again...

@Cl4udio92 Жыл бұрын

That russian ship mission was simply awful, only a sadist would give 100% accuracy to enemies and equip you with just a shotgun 😤😤😤

@strahinjastevic7480 Жыл бұрын

@KeravnosPrime Жыл бұрын

33:53 Was hilarious, such a british reaction to getting gunned down

@GoNoRAR-xv3qo Жыл бұрын

11:09 best moment

@GoNoRAR-xv3qo Жыл бұрын

gonna set this to my sms sound on a phone

@Sliver90 Жыл бұрын

please smile

@LaggySnake Жыл бұрын

@MaxerV19 Жыл бұрын

🙂

@slight3814 Жыл бұрын

tutorial on how to get missions to autoplay please

@lambda-m1676 Жыл бұрын

use rainbowmizer and set everything to false except for dyom randomizer

@privet20005 Жыл бұрын

second mission tts is so comforting

@BardockPOL Жыл бұрын

Please :)

@glauberglousger6643 Жыл бұрын

None of the cars in the worst ending mission were even the right ones... Although I feel like they’re a downgrade

@_KRose Жыл бұрын

You really do get some of the worst missions sometimes

@shlomoshekel Жыл бұрын

Such late upload

@mrchops Жыл бұрын

am i the only one who finds the foreign tts annoying? I feel it could be improved by limiting it only to English speaking ones

@canyon5696 Жыл бұрын

who are the people that like the TTS? what do they get out of it? the accents are always too thicc to understand, you end up just reading the whole thing back yourself whats the point

@demonking41-l8j Жыл бұрын

I like TTS. The funny accents paired with the broken English really enhance the DYOM experience.