When you rearrange the letters of “trifling” you get “flirting”

Stede with everyone: I'm sure they are good people Stede with Izzy: peace was never an option

oh my god (disbelief) oh my god (heartbroken) oh my god (homophobic)

literally nothing funnier than izzy more or less being a guy from a Serious Drama Genre who wandered onto the ship ran by a guy in the comedy genre and getting endlessly pissed about it

Stede's power to take down arguably more competent, powerful men by annoying them until they snap and do something stupid is fantastic.

I can't get over Stede repeating the "Or is it?" and Izzy suddenly getting confused and not knowing how to respond. I love their interactions because Izzy is the one person Stede is never nice with or polite to 😂

i love how everytime stede sees izzy he's like '''UGH, IT'S YOU'' 🙄 his mood changes so quickly its so funny

I love how Stede is so courteous to most people when he first meets them… except for Izzy.

"Stede Fucking Bonnet, I Fucking change you to a Fucking duel" is the most dramatic line in cinematic history

They're both two different types of dogs fighting over the same cat

Gosh i love their banter so much, stede literally don’t give a damn about being gentle or kind towards iggy

"bonnet comes along and he's like, oh blackbeard, i really love that- i love the way you dress, i love the way you hair - your beard and all that" - izzy hands really underrated rambling tbh izzys just so bamboozled this idiot came along and successfully seduced his boss lol

I think Izzy should get to hate kiss Stede at least once…as a treat

"how goes the fuckery?" ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (1:54)

It really was hate-at-first-sight for these two, wasn't it?

Love how Izzy goes through all the stages of grief with his oh my gods when he thinks he hears Steve and Ed going at it 🤣🤣

Stede: You taught me well. Ed: Not THAT well- Stede: *slaps Izzy’s ass instead of stabbing him while he’s got the chance*

1:57 izzy just standing in the shadows KILLED me omfg

Stede really is a terrible pirate unless Izzy in involved. Then he suddenly becomes competent... the power of jealousy, I guess? As seen with Calico Jack.

1:43 he was fucking crying???????? THE TEAR

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I like Izzy bc every single scene he's in makes me laugh. It doesn't matter whether it's a serious one or comedy, somehow Izzy always makes everything funnier

stede gaslighting izzy in the forest is the best scene ever

Are we really going to ignore Stede's millisecond of confused excitement at being grabbed at/manhandled in 1:21 (because he was probably thinking it was someone else... wonder who else wears black leather on that ship HMHMM) before his face drops with disgust and he goes "UGH, IT'S YOU" because. it makes me feel 3 different emotions at the same time

I adore this 😂 those dramatic zooms *chef kiss* We absolutely need an episode in S2 where Izzy and Stede are stuck together and have to work together. Top tier comedy

izzy's literally just trying to do his job and not get killed on the high seas lol and all he gets is "haha izzy i am fucking your captain"

When ed is hanging and Izzy yells at Stede, when Stede walks away he says "looks like there's trouble in paradise"

I hate Izzy so much (affectionate)

that "IZZY 👹" at 1:04 gets me every fucking time i'm dying

I’ll never get over how Stede just blatantly dislikes Izzy Everyone else even the Badmintons he’s generally polite to but there is not even a façade of civility with Izzy it’s so funny to me XD

stede slapping izzy on the ass w/ his sword is just 🤣

0:12 You can tell izzy at least knows how to spell his name because he cuts the letters into Stede's shirt

Con's acting choices are everything to me

this whole thing is SO well edited and hilarious. the closeups, and careless whisper and clown music being put over those scenes, PLS

"This isn't over, Mr. Bonnet" "Good, cause I kind of enjoyed it" When I tell I need them to hook up next season, just to see what happens-

that scene where izzy is just peeking around the curtains "how goes the feckery?" is so funny to me

1:12 I love how here Stede is basically saying doesn't give an f about what Izzy's 'captain' thinks. But BOY little does he know what's about to unfold.

3:46 DOES FRENCHIE CALL HIM "JIZZY"!??!?

1:32 this look stede gives is so cartoonishly hilarious XD

1:01 Stede's so mean AND I LOVE IT

Literally I think Izzy is just jealous that Stede wasn't into him lol

"How goes the fuckery?" and Stede's repeated "Or is it?" are two of my most favourite lines from this show. Of course there are too many to choose a proper favourite lmao Edit: can't forget "good.. cuz I kinda enjoyed it". Gotta love their trifling

i cannot take their duel seriously AT ALL with the chicken dance in the background

I love Jim giving silent fighting tips when Izzy and Stede were duelling!

i will never get over izzys jealous face when he thinks ed and stede are trifling with one another

izzy wandered off the set of black sails

The careless whisper fucking broke me XD

1:57 I always laugh at this part because why is he peeking around the corner like that?? lmao

Izzy thinking he has the right to finger Stede’s fabrics without permission… like a PIRATE

THE MUSIC AFTER IZZY SAYS “and he adores you”

I love the prissy little flick he does with his head at 1:16

I love the scene at 0:30 when Stede says "I've already ruined one man's head this week..." Izzy's defiant expression just drops. XD

Lmao Stede is certainly not keen on being gentle when it comes to Izzy

2:21 had me dying ✋😭

the growl when he corrects Iggy into Izzy always cracks me up 😂😂😂

I FUCKING DIED AT THAT "hELL"

"upon my signal, unleash 👹👹👹" THE VOICE EFFECTS SENT ME 😭💀 HE SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING BUMBLEBEE FROM TRANSFORMERS AGSGDHASJGJDAGH

I TOOK A SIP OF WATER RIGHT AS CARELESS WHISPER STARTED AND WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

1) "unleash h̸͇͑͝e̸͙̺̊l̷̻͕̾̑l̸̫̟̈́̚" almost killed me, 2) you picked the best possible music to put over the duel

I deeply appreciate how well the duel is synced to the benny hill song LOL

0:34 *the editing lmao this is a masterpiece*

"What about it, I don't care" Ah yes, pure gold

This show is basically ten dudes fighting over Edward.. I mean, I don’t blame ‘em

god i love this fandom sm

OH MY GOD, that last bit with the music was AMAZING, it synced up so well im dying

I'm losing it at the zooms 😂

Our flag Means Death is the only show where I find bearded men attractive.

This is one of my favourite videos from the fandom, it’s so well edited and it’s so funny! I think one of my favourite things is the fact that when Stede’s going “you’re trifling me!” It’s the exact same energy as the scene from Night at the Museum 2 when Kahmunrah is having a rant at Larry because he touching the tablet. 10/10 amazing

These 2 were destined to hate each other

Did Frenchie just call Izzy 'Jizzy' at 3:48? I love that for him.

“Careless Whisper” had me wheezing! 😂

watching these scenes without ed's longing glances is really odd i've got to say

Having careless whisper over that scene is so funny 🤣

I am the only one that thought Izzy was about to cry when he misinterpreted the stabbing scene?

Now looking for excuses to say "what a perverrrse misuse of space."

The way Izzy says perverse........

Trifling legends fr

this had me in tears, thank you for that

*When Stede’s about to throw hands with Izzy Hands.*

POCKET SAND!

You put Yackety Sax into their sword fight! The Comedy Gods must be inspiring you and smiling upon you. I genuinely laughed.

the audio edits and zooms are so simple and they make me LOSE it

2:04 im crying

Oh lord that sax music made the duel 1000 times better 😂😂 And the record scratch?? Brilliant! ✨👏🏻

The benny hill music over the duel is inspired, I’m actually crying from laughing so hard

You had me with that music between their duel I'm cackling like an idiot

This video/edit is P-E-R-F-E-C-T. It looks like they're just fighting over Ed.

I need to watch this every day to keep my sanity

I fucking died at 0:34 holy shit

I love their banter 😂 amazing editing and music choices!!

Just me standing around reading Stede/Izzy/Edward fanfic hoping it comes true 😭 I just feel like The Revenge is naturally polyam. My head cannons are Stede/Izzy/Ed and Izzy/Lucius and Lucius/Black Pete (Lucius being more solopolyam). Also Jim/Olu and Jim/Spanish Jackie.

0:21 is so funny to me bc I remember Izzy was only like 16 at this time lmaooo

As a person whose name is also Izzy, this was an absolute rollercoaster

honestly what does it say about me that this video finally made me understand gentlehands

😂😂😂😂 the duel montage with Benny Hill's music 😂😂 this is brilliant *dries a wee tear*

THE TALENT IN THESE EDITS!!!

the fact that i read the title as flirting 💀

Omg they need to just make steddyhands canon already! Just because all 3 of them need it!

I absolutely love that Izzy is never seen entering the scene, he always just appears in a corner somewhere and it kills me EVERY time😭😭

Am I the only one who accedentally (and incorrectly) quotes "If you'd kindly fuck of the pissery's canceled"