Stephen Colbert: Every Member Of My Family Has Been Terrific

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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The whole Colbert family has pitched in to help Stephen do the show from home, and they've all been absolutely lovely about it. Which, statistically, means Stephen is the bad roommate. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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@DeathOfLadybugs
@DeathOfLadybugs 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop it! Stop it." That was delivered in exactlly the way we are all feeling.
@crazyguy43
@crazyguy43 4 жыл бұрын
There wasn't even the pretense of humour there, that was real, genuine anger.
@SuperBC1975
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
I love that the Late Show With Stephen Colbert has become a mom and pop operation with the wife, kids and family dog all lending a hand.
@gmunden1
@gmunden1 4 жыл бұрын
The dog, however, is playing hardball! LOL
@JBC352
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
aljanat5 Do it yourself. Stop littering this into other, unrelated comments.
@doreentalma2904
@doreentalma2904 4 жыл бұрын
We've seen the dog, now can we meet Mom and the kids?
@ijustwanttosleepnow
@ijustwanttosleepnow 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, until he does a sexual joke...😑
@paulipaz
@paulipaz 4 жыл бұрын
aljanat5 I had to replay that but over multiple times. His expression is perfect there.
@AmbivalenceIX
@AmbivalenceIX 4 жыл бұрын
“IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE!” I had a hearty laugh. I know there’s no live audience but we’re still laughing Steven.
@armandandrade9803
@armandandrade9803 4 жыл бұрын
D Gerard that line got me harder than any other in recent memory
@Jordando323
@Jordando323 4 жыл бұрын
*STEPHEN*
@oscaralvarado2899
@oscaralvarado2899 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, Steven...he can't even spell the name of the guy he's sucking off....
@kristinj3339
@kristinj3339 4 жыл бұрын
I work at walmart stocking eggs and milk. I'm giving myself a thumbs up. I never thought that I'd have to be brave.
@ramyashastri
@ramyashastri 4 жыл бұрын
You are brave. You're showing up because people depend on you.
@mikemckibbon9950
@mikemckibbon9950 4 жыл бұрын
I give you 2 thumbs up take care
@mikemckibbon9950
@mikemckibbon9950 4 жыл бұрын
I give you 2 thumbs up
@saq3329
@saq3329 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks a bunch sir.
@mikemckibbon9950
@mikemckibbon9950 4 жыл бұрын
@@saq3329 I'm not that old just call me mike lol
@-Cinderman
@-Cinderman 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen doesn't NEED an audience. He is the real deal: funny AND pissed.
@sfree322
@sfree322 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@omaramoo1509
@omaramoo1509 4 жыл бұрын
Honesty is all
@kitty6720
@kitty6720 4 жыл бұрын
I think so, too. He's pretty great an hilarious all on his own (with the help of his writers, but still) :-))).
@gwrachfel
@gwrachfel 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly Mr. Colbert you're just as amazing shooting your show at home. Thanks for making me smile about the horror.
@thebatmanwholaughs-66
@thebatmanwholaughs-66 4 жыл бұрын
"Did Jim say Hi back?" "He didn't say Hi back." "Is he mad at me?" "Probably." 😐
@Lowlandlord
@Lowlandlord 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Jim might be losing his job to Peter...
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 4 жыл бұрын
for those who are a bit bored with the quarantine: I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate melancholic 90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Thanks and stay safe.
@thesuccessfulone
@thesuccessfulone 4 жыл бұрын
Wow Stephen is an anxious girlfriend
@sergeikorolevGZ
@sergeikorolevGZ 4 жыл бұрын
"Can you tell how long ago that was? I'll give you a hint; IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE" Stephen and his crew are making quarantine way easier, thx a lot from Spain
@DagonExcelstraun
@DagonExcelstraun 4 жыл бұрын
"Can you tell how long ago that was? IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE"
@joncosmomusic
@joncosmomusic 4 жыл бұрын
David Dubois 😂😂😂
@jaimemoralessanroman3160
@jaimemoralessanroman3160 4 жыл бұрын
Took a second to sink in
@karmiya-plays
@karmiya-plays 4 жыл бұрын
I loved that so much I just sent it to my mum. What a perfect description of the way our world has changed.
@auberginemachine567
@auberginemachine567 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever hired these writers should give these writers a huge raise.
@Jean980
@Jean980 4 жыл бұрын
"We didn't know that until 24 hours ago." - Gov Kemp. Why are politicians allowed to LIE whenever they want?
@sabrinaharvey6152
@sabrinaharvey6152 4 жыл бұрын
Jean980 because they’re human, and want to keep their jobs.
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 4 жыл бұрын
anyone else kinda getting bored of these rambling monologues? I mean, they're a full production budget tv show, surely they can do better than the average youtuber...how about editing, scripts, there are people on payroll. Its just depressing. Seth's doing a lot better job.
@rukeyser
@rukeyser 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are essentially surrogates for corporate owners: gun manufacturers, drug companies, oil, insurance...
@chrisshank6713
@chrisshank6713 4 жыл бұрын
because we let them, we even hire them to do so
@cyansloth1763
@cyansloth1763 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Anthony Fauci legit made me cry with his humble words. He is what true altruistic leadership is. We are all lucky to have him here now.
@ladylang3
@ladylang3 4 жыл бұрын
Teykel Meeka Abd lets hope Trump doesn’t fire him.
@moonbeamchaos
@moonbeamchaos 4 жыл бұрын
Eugenia Alberdi From your lips to God’s ears. I’ve been expecting, fearing that he WOULD get fired. Trump is THAT stupid.
@lucid-truthbeborn5915
@lucid-truthbeborn5915 4 жыл бұрын
Humble. Altruistic.... The man works for Bill Gates
@jobethk588
@jobethk588 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Drumf's voice I react like Stephen Colbert's STOP IT! Just STOP IT!
@billsabado9393
@billsabado9393 4 жыл бұрын
Sign language interpreters facial expressions are classic
@lindacoe4282
@lindacoe4282 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Peter is enjoying his dad’s humor. He is doing a great job and I appreciate the effort it takes to give us our daily fix of The Late Show.
@lulamidgeable
@lulamidgeable 4 жыл бұрын
He's getting funnier, this format suits him. Fantastic monologue. His writers are cranking it up.
@JoDee172
@JoDee172 4 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%. Thought he was funny on his home show since the bathtub episode, but he seems to be really soaring now.
@peterwalker8466
@peterwalker8466 4 жыл бұрын
Peter HAS been terrific. You gotta keep him once things start to transition back to normal
@sighduck13
@sighduck13 4 жыл бұрын
well I do hope Stephen keeps his own son after quarantine
@estheraiyeniwon9551
@estheraiyeniwon9551 4 жыл бұрын
Mandy Tu 😂😂😂
@blessall4ever
@blessall4ever 4 жыл бұрын
@@sighduck13 🤣 🤣 🤣
@maryjane1361
@maryjane1361 4 жыл бұрын
Liking that black shirt no tie look!
@Geoe423
@Geoe423 Жыл бұрын
Looking back I realize he really helped me during that difficult time. Just watching it again takes me back. I’ll never forget this episode and how much I needed it at the time. ❤️
@harlandted
@harlandted 4 жыл бұрын
What a great segment. It’s like Steven has returned back to his groove after the shock of the virus staying at home. His show goes on now.
@stumpingrimy1686
@stumpingrimy1686 4 жыл бұрын
"It happened in a room full of people!"
@jackl8025
@jackl8025 4 жыл бұрын
"Say hi to Jim. Does he say hi back? ... is he mad at me?"
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 жыл бұрын
"Probably."
@JBC352
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
*Uncomfortable pause*
@katicabogar24
@katicabogar24 4 жыл бұрын
Nero watching Rome burn is extremely accurate on so many levels.
@SA-ww1ge
@SA-ww1ge 4 жыл бұрын
I get a kick knowing your son or kids are assisting you and how much you must be enjoying having your beloved audience. I sure feel the support you feel. Wishing you all every blessing.
@Cernicalogirl
@Cernicalogirl 4 жыл бұрын
I love the Nero reference. It feels so accurate
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
Orange toga?
@cerealutuber
@cerealutuber 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen looks snazzy!!!!
@boblowney
@boblowney 4 жыл бұрын
That Gov is going to be really shocked when he learns that the earth revolves around the sun and not the other way around.
@pamevans8001
@pamevans8001 4 жыл бұрын
good one
@61lastchild
@61lastchild 4 жыл бұрын
What? It does what?
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 4 жыл бұрын
@@61lastchild 🤣
@summerwillows4655
@summerwillows4655 4 жыл бұрын
When Stephen asks, who's making toast...and you actually are. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
@rich1228
@rich1228 4 жыл бұрын
Here we a man doing his job, answering questions and trying to help his country thru the most difficult time in the country's recent health crisis and getting death threats for trying to safe lives. At the other end of the spectrum there's an idiot that just self declared that he's number 1 on Facebook.
@MotoCat91
@MotoCat91 4 жыл бұрын
The scary part is which one the majority of Americans trust more
@Pete_952
@Pete_952 4 жыл бұрын
Scumbag trump is lying again. He's supplied everything every state needs! So, why is every state crying for help?! Trump should be in jail for violating His Oath of Office. Criminal Fraud!
@johno7617
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Chung VOTE the whole inept gop swamp out in 2020!!
@lcflngn
@lcflngn 4 жыл бұрын
exodus21v20 first thought, of course. Second, oh thank god.
@merdab8
@merdab8 4 жыл бұрын
Don't want to alarm you Richard but I think you somehow caught an anti trump troll. They're probably not lying but the way they're going about it I wanna be like, yeah dude I agree with you but you've added a little too much weird to sound authentic. But who knows, maybe strange wordy trolls don't exist. It's better than catching covid.
@guardemdog
@guardemdog 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, he managed to adjust his timing to not having an audience. That's pretty dang good.
@koala7254
@koala7254 4 жыл бұрын
exactly what i thought :D
@JEEEVANJOHN
@JEEEVANJOHN 4 жыл бұрын
He’s been in this business for a long time. You’d think by now he’d know what to do. I know you’re saying but that’s how I just felt towards your comment.
@fcgHenden
@fcgHenden 4 жыл бұрын
It's all Peter. 😁
@ranchozaragoza
@ranchozaragoza 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed his voice going up at the end of the segment as if he is trying to be heard over the applause and the outro music. He is really getting back into his new groove.
@SwimmingInSunlight
@SwimmingInSunlight 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, the flow is much more natural which makes it funnier and less feeling like a production 🐱
@wallst4205
@wallst4205 4 жыл бұрын
Newyork needs you Colbert.. thanx for the laughter during theses very hard times..
@nope-fv9eh
@nope-fv9eh 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert and the writing staff deserve a medal of honor whenever we get around to having real presidents again
@jasonbrown372
@jasonbrown372 2 жыл бұрын
yup
@TheTeacherMuse
@TheTeacherMuse 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate all the work these hosts like Colbert are doing. These 11 minutes took a lot of work I’m sure, and we don’t see all the behind the scenes mania! Thank you to you and your entire team for continuing to produce excellent work during these times and keeping us sane!
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 Kemp just heard of asymptomatic transmission _yesterday?!_ We're accustomed to Trumpian incompetence, but WOW.
@Nikki-lodeon
@Nikki-lodeon 4 жыл бұрын
It's next level.
@lesd1923
@lesd1923 4 жыл бұрын
Proves to me that he has NO INTEREST in leading our state....Stacey Abrams had the election stolen from her and now we ALL can see what a dirt bag he is.
@papabear2515
@papabear2515 4 жыл бұрын
He’s still trying to look up the word “symptomatic” in a dictionary.
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 4 жыл бұрын
Zesty And he’ll keep stealing the election unless those he’s killing wake up and throw him the eff out!
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 4 жыл бұрын
... though I'm sure T Electronix is right _("Of course the governor knew. It's just, slightly, less awful for him to pretend to be ignorant than to admit he is just callous.")_ kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bbhyopyju86-oX0.html&lc=Ugz7RFh65w03pKxhHt54AaABAg
@gingerredshoes
@gingerredshoes 4 жыл бұрын
"Satan's pickle." BWAHAHAHAHA! This was the laugh I needed today. Bless you.
@kenjikune2565
@kenjikune2565 4 жыл бұрын
I guess that engineer didn't have the proper...TRAINING. I'm not sorry, bring on the death threats.
@janethompson2396
@janethompson2396 4 жыл бұрын
Well played!
@mellamopepe619
@mellamopepe619 4 жыл бұрын
Kenji Kune He must have been a TRAINee
@mcslog
@mcslog 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t be sorry, your comment was right on track.
@Seetiyan
@Seetiyan 4 жыл бұрын
Oy vey, this whole conversation has been derailed.
@Strype13
@Strype13 4 жыл бұрын
"If they passed that bill, we'd never have another Republican elected in this country again." Did he just admit that every Republican essentially cheats their way into office? Well played, sir.
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@Fantumh
@Fantumh 4 жыл бұрын
Other Republicans have echoed the same sentiment.
@jonesba2004
@jonesba2004 4 жыл бұрын
PsyintZ yes. He just did admit that. Now the rest of the media needs to constantly replay that clip. It needs to be drilled into the thick skulls of my fellow Americans.
@bunniesbunniesbunnie
@bunniesbunniesbunnie 4 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair lol the dnc's primaries.
@ernestb3900
@ernestb3900 4 жыл бұрын
Well, why do think they're such a disparagement when Dems win a majority in a popular vote they end up with a minority in representation in State offices it's because the G.O.P. has rigged the state systems and the election are not really a representation of the majority vote this system needs to be looked at and made fair so the popular vote is represented in the apportionment of the legislators in the state.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
Peter better be getting a Producer credit for this.
@Opus313
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
Peter probably negotiated a credit in his contract and also one for Benny.
@debbiedoodiedandi
@debbiedoodiedandi 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny you said that. I was wondering if the family members that have been pitching in will get their names submitted at Emmy time
@JBC352
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: Can you tell how long ago that was? I’ll give you a hint. It happened in a ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE! When we can mark the time by looking at a room full of people... Edit: Also, Stephen, you’re doing more than just making jokes. You’re making being informed a little less maddening. I can’t be the only one you’re keeping sane during these dark times.
@JBC352
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
Debra Quarles It’s funny how the same people trying to blame China for everything are behaving the most like the Chinese government, isn’t it? Trying to silence, then (when that failed) trying to minimize it, attacking healthcare professionals for trying to speak out and warn the public, claiming they did everything right with zero proof, and taking action way too late just to try to save the economy.
@moonbeamchaos
@moonbeamchaos 4 жыл бұрын
JC Right - Trump, a/k/a Chairman Mousy Dung
@daviddelaney2407
@daviddelaney2407 4 жыл бұрын
We mark the time in a room full of people, a room full of people... --Dave, it's quiet up-town
@sabaritha
@sabaritha 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you’re old. Don’t die! We love you!
@NikkiBornRight
@NikkiBornRight 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "it happened in a room full of people" hahaaha!
@stancurrent8133
@stancurrent8133 4 жыл бұрын
We love you Stephen Colbert, and everyone at The Late Show, especially Jon Batiste.
@007vsMagua
@007vsMagua 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen. You remind me there are sane people out there.
@NediSafa
@NediSafa 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing this Stephen, Something about you calms me down every day. You make sense of the world.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, but that snake with the little face mask was pretty adorable. On a side note, GOD HELP US ALL.
@knifeyonline
@knifeyonline 4 жыл бұрын
all this is the natural progression of the invention of the fing-longer. inevitable really.
@cloveravery85
@cloveravery85 4 жыл бұрын
I'm praying for America, and God help me, even praying for Trump. Never thought I'd ever say that, but America needs all the enlightenment Trump can take without his head exploding. 🇦🇺 🙏 🇺🇸
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
C. Daniel Thomas Or you could read a decent book instead of the bible. After all there’s plenty of other books of fiction to choose from.
@cloveravery85
@cloveravery85 4 жыл бұрын
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 I'd advise him to read poetry and get a feel for metaphor. Then go all out and meditate and develop unity consciousness. Peace, Love and keep safe from Australia. 🇦🇺 🐨
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
aljanat5 Put your appeal on its own thread and more people will see it and you may get your wish.
@awkwardlyrachel5524
@awkwardlyrachel5524 4 жыл бұрын
His demeanor? DEMEANOR??!!! 😱
@gwenparker2228
@gwenparker2228 4 жыл бұрын
You keep me sane! Thank you for continuing your show. You have the best Home Set of all the late night shows.
@sheripoland4742
@sheripoland4742 4 жыл бұрын
What would we do without you?? You are saving our sanity, sir ❤
@mossiegee4674
@mossiegee4674 4 жыл бұрын
OMG how hilarious are the faces on the sign language guys? 🤣🤣🤣
@dorissaclaire
@dorissaclaire 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I need you to keep doing this. I don’t know what I’ll do if I wake up one day to the headline “even Colbert goes dark for the indefinite future.”
@janetmccauley2390
@janetmccauley2390 4 жыл бұрын
I thank God for you, Stephen. If I didn't share your laughs, my tears would have flooded the Puget Sound. Thank you for the laughter.
@AJay-lt9py
@AJay-lt9py 4 жыл бұрын
“Can you tell how long ago that was? I’ll give you a hint, IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE.” 😂😂😂
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
Of course the governor knew. It's just, slightly, less awful for him to pretend to be ignorant than to admit he is just callous.
@smarterthanawaffle
@smarterthanawaffle 4 жыл бұрын
T Electronix My parents who are in their 80s who are kemp voters have said OUT LOUD “well the earth is overcrowded. Maybe this is God’s way of getting rid of some of “them”.
@hellomynameishuman
@hellomynameishuman 4 жыл бұрын
@@smarterthanawaffle yeah this is a terrible exercise in population control, caused by man.
@hellomynameishuman
@hellomynameishuman 4 жыл бұрын
No hes just an idiot
@smarterthanawaffle
@smarterthanawaffle 4 жыл бұрын
Hello my Name is Human iTheir town is an epicenter They said this when “them” that was dying iwas black folks dying but now the white folks are dying too.
@JBC352
@JBC352 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a kind way to put it. In other words, he’s lying to hide his psychopathic disregard for others. Like Trump, he thinks since he has access to good healthcare, he’ll be fine, just not financially (which is why they do care about the economy).
@revengefrommars
@revengefrommars 4 жыл бұрын
2:17 So, apparently Santa is a sign language interpreter in the off-season?
@brendasewell3305
@brendasewell3305 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was David Letterman lol
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 4 жыл бұрын
He's also a dancing machine!!!
@MaaaM79
@MaaaM79 4 жыл бұрын
Thank You Stephen, I really need to disconnect and even though you are talking about the virus and my mother (87) was hospitalized yesterday in NY and I am at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana where I can't get off base much less out of the state or into NY, I look forward to hearing your broadcast. Please keep up the great work! Thank you, again.
@MaaaM79
@MaaaM79 4 жыл бұрын
Well my mom who was actually 89yrs old passed from Covid-19 last night.
@Elc0chin0
@Elc0chin0 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure if Stephen is going to get this but since he is the boss as he says he is then I would hope he gets this. I love the fact that so many of my favorite comedians (and in many cases more serious journalist than the real ones) are doing what they can to keep us all entertained during this time of quarantine. I'm one more week and I think I'm going to have to eat my wife. That being said, I have to say that when I first saw John Batiste (I do hope I spelled that correctly), (I googled it and I did spell it correctly), I really didn't think much of his band but they have grown on me, I remember the players who have come and gone and the guests he's had from time to time. I love the music and the fact that he has music for sale that helps good causes. I know this might be a bit far reaching but there is a segment or organization called Playing for Change where they take musicians from all over the world let them play music and combine it all into one song. I thought while we are in between takes or a music interlude it would be nice to see if John and his band can put something like this together as a music segment on the quarantine show and even have special guests. Just a suggestion. Love your show, got to see you a few years ago in NY and really enjoyed it and still do.
@kellyarme7954
@kellyarme7954 4 жыл бұрын
We have mail-in ballots in Oregon and it is fANTASTIC.
@Nikki-lodeon
@Nikki-lodeon 4 жыл бұрын
California, too. You just have to make sure the signature you use on the ballot is the same they have on file or it won't be counted. That is one jacked up thing about it...
@beckybowen196
@beckybowen196 4 жыл бұрын
@aljanat5 LOL...I'm from NC, yeah we here call that marrying your cousin. Only after dating all your Aunts and Uncles.
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion 4 жыл бұрын
Oregon also has zero voter fraud thanks to having a clear paper trail, very good turnout since voting is so darn easy, and every citizen is registered to vote as soon as you turn 18. (You pick a party later.)
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 4 жыл бұрын
Kelly Nordahl WANT. Srsly GIMME
@lyreparadox
@lyreparadox 4 жыл бұрын
Even *Indiana* has extended voting by mail so that everyone can vote without violating the social distancing order.
@professorbar8711
@professorbar8711 4 жыл бұрын
"it happened in a room full of people"... bravo lmao
@aaronconaway7555
@aaronconaway7555 4 жыл бұрын
"...it happened in a room full of people!" LOL Stephen LOL
@ZodyZody
@ZodyZody 4 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing that Colbert is able to impart serious news to me, and make me laugh at the same time!
@bjd1980
@bjd1980 4 жыл бұрын
I taught at Green River few years ago - Peter was in my cabin, met you briefly too Stephen. Great work, hang in there!
@GoGreen1977
@GoGreen1977 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop it, stop it!" I've been wanting to shout that at Trump for years, but no more than now.
@trailersic
@trailersic 4 жыл бұрын
Every time he says something like that I shout that. I kind of wish someone would party like it's 1963.
@krmdfan4067
@krmdfan4067 4 жыл бұрын
@Daytimedreamer
@Daytimedreamer 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely need this as a gif! Yesterday!
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody needs to start a mass mail in campaign to the white house, with only the words "Get out, Trump" written in the letters
@ginaheller333
@ginaheller333 4 жыл бұрын
I've fantasize slapping him every time he opens his mouth!
@ldority123
@ldority123 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, Stephen! You are funnier now than ever! I tune in every single day! "Satan's Pickle!"
@clairenix1108
@clairenix1108 4 жыл бұрын
Kemp took a lot of heat for not issuing a Stay at Home Order sooner (when many of us thought he would) and I'm glad he finally did, but it's ridiculous. For someone who wanted to be governor so badly he's sure doing a piss poor job. I hope the voters remember this. It's ridiculous that the CDC is headquartered in Georgia and here's the governor claiming "we didn't know".
@poetsplight4780
@poetsplight4780 4 жыл бұрын
He reopened the beaches sunday...
@heypookeybearitisi
@heypookeybearitisi 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Dr. Fauci's name, I say - out loud, like a mantra - "God bless Dr. Fauci." I must have said it 30 times during this video. 😂
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 4 жыл бұрын
"Nice Rumplestiltskin who tries to HELP you guess his name." LOL
@juliegilleland7947
@juliegilleland7947 4 жыл бұрын
Team Colbert is helping all of us! Thank you for continuing to give us the FANTASTIC show. You are all appreciated.
@musicartgeek
@musicartgeek 4 жыл бұрын
A master at work. Performing in long extended takes, with no audience, no production tricks, no music.. And killing it.
@adrianneedwards6179
@adrianneedwards6179 4 жыл бұрын
“Satan’s Pickle”. 🤣
@aprice666
@aprice666 4 жыл бұрын
"Georgia Governor and man who told the his plastic surgeon: 'give me the Joker'."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daveogarf
@daveogarf 4 жыл бұрын
Kemp... WHAT A GOOBER!!
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 4 жыл бұрын
aprice brutal!!
@aidanlevy2841
@aidanlevy2841 4 жыл бұрын
He looks more like a Harvey Dent :)
@thejoker420xp
@thejoker420xp 4 жыл бұрын
thats what i thought. i dont see the resemblance.
@dmiller5765
@dmiller5765 4 жыл бұрын
Corona virus Jeopardy: I'll take Dictionary Definitions for $600, Alex.
@melrosemyself
@melrosemyself 4 жыл бұрын
Listening to Stephen talk about Trump is so comforting to me because I can sense the thinly veiled fury and despair that he has, and it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who is just so furious and desperate to get this Trump nightmare to end. He mirrors my feelings exactly when I have to listen to another one of his coronavirus press briefings. My heart breaks for those affected by COVID19 due to the gross neglect of the Trump administration and other key players who should have made a positive impact on this situation.
@klee88029
@klee88029 4 жыл бұрын
I love you Stephen. Thank you for helping me cope during this worst era in our very privileged American lives.
@nexttimeondragonballzzzz
@nexttimeondragonballzzzz 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best one yet 😂
@RussellShawHiggs
@RussellShawHiggs 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s monologues are a hundred times better without the laugh tracks
@cpedersenatgmailcom
@cpedersenatgmailcom 4 жыл бұрын
Kemp: "is *now* transmitting before people show symptoms....". Now? NOW?! o_O *headdesk*
@marciagreene7049
@marciagreene7049 4 жыл бұрын
I love you! You're so bright and funny...miss the show, but happy to see you from home. Stay well!
@AndrewSouthworth
@AndrewSouthworth 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else finding these at-home night shows to be better than the studio night shows? haha
@cloveravery85
@cloveravery85 4 жыл бұрын
I'm stuck in isolation Down Under and caring for my aged parent. Watching Stephen doing his show at home is my daily mental health work out.
@tophers3756
@tophers3756 4 жыл бұрын
They're definitely finding their footing. Last night's monologue was hilarious without the studio laughter.
@prundonmcavoy7155
@prundonmcavoy7155 4 жыл бұрын
It's very humanizing and feels very genuine as a result.
@mjredman3361
@mjredman3361 4 жыл бұрын
The show moves faster without the walking around and the waiting for applause
@prundonmcavoy7155
@prundonmcavoy7155 4 жыл бұрын
@@mjredman3361 speed is the essence of comedy
@laneythelame
@laneythelame 4 жыл бұрын
Im curious to see what Peter looks like. Does he just look like Colbert 20 years ago? Lol
@luminus69
@luminus69 4 жыл бұрын
He had Peter on his show before, just google Peter Colbert to see.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 4 жыл бұрын
luminus69 on the late show or the old show?
@__-pn1jc
@__-pn1jc 4 жыл бұрын
He was in the Colbert christmas special if i remember correctly.
@neatrizareco4807
@neatrizareco4807 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know if he's getting paid😬😬😬
@SageTheRage
@SageTheRage 4 жыл бұрын
@@neatrizareco4807 Or his daughter, Madeline, for the great hair and makeup job each night. Maybe even responsible for his wardrobe too.
@annaliz1981
@annaliz1981 4 жыл бұрын
Omg. My housemate who listens to a lot of extremist "news" tells me this morning, "did you hear that people can have the Virus but not show symptoms?" 🤦🏻‍♀️ I explained all viruses are like that because everyone's immune system is different.
@varnull6120
@varnull6120 4 жыл бұрын
I think you've found the "youtube video" beat. No more long pauses for the audience to laugh, you seem to be more comfortable too. Well done.
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 4 жыл бұрын
lmfao, "read that squinting was sexy". Nailed it.
@MichelleC50
@MichelleC50 4 жыл бұрын
The puppy is the bad roommate, he eats the toilet paper.
@michaelwertzy9808
@michaelwertzy9808 4 жыл бұрын
Pooch accepts sliced ham for bribery! Attaboy!
@Ectava
@Ectava 4 жыл бұрын
Not if you put it in a safe he doesn't ^-^
@dhenschel4
@dhenschel4 3 жыл бұрын
"I must be hot, I smell a lot of smoke. Who's making toast?" incredible!!
@kristinepursell3159
@kristinepursell3159 4 жыл бұрын
You are BACK! I missed you and need you and please don't stop, you.
@rebeccakumi5369
@rebeccakumi5369 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY STEPHEN COLBERT IS BACK TO HIS OLD SELF!!!! Lean in Stephen. We need you.
@GolDreadLocks
@GolDreadLocks 4 жыл бұрын
We need Stephen to keep us sane-through all this insanity!
@christophersnyder1532
@christophersnyder1532 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert has been a trooper in this crisis.
@amanday3103
@amanday3103 4 жыл бұрын
The “I like to watch people vote” sounded just like the hormone monster from Big Mouth.
@9786oof
@9786oof 4 жыл бұрын
This show is so much funnier these days for some reason I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time
@TheMsRavenBlack
@TheMsRavenBlack 4 жыл бұрын
Things are hard now. It's helpful to see others trying to keep their heads up. It's misperceived that misery loves company. Miserable people appreciate someone who still tries. Even when it seems futile. It never is until it's over. We choose when it's over. Your feelings are valid, but there are people who care and love. You are one, and while we struggle, others will support you when you feel like your breaking. Even strangers. This comment was something I chose to do, regardless of the outcome because your are fucking worth it. When laughter is hard to find, I hope these words can at least bring you a smile.
@michellecallahan9496
@michellecallahan9496 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's partly because we need to laugh so badly and partly because it's less polished and more real. I hope they keep these types of shows going at least a little bit when this is all over.
@hismajesty1323
@hismajesty1323 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s the same concept as when you go camping all your food tastes incredible! But instead of camping it’s quarantine and instead of food it’s comedy. Ya know?
@jshadow536
@jshadow536 4 жыл бұрын
TheMsRavenBlack Thank you for this. I appreciate your effort and perspective.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 4 жыл бұрын
TheMsRavenBlack tbh it’s not that hard... we have it easy
@EastSider48215
@EastSider48215 4 жыл бұрын
I’d like a clear shot of the book shelf, just to see what books Stephen reads. Also, love Peter!
@Nikki-lodeon
@Nikki-lodeon 4 жыл бұрын
Someone else listed the book titles above. Clearly someone with a bigger and better screen than me...
@EastSider48215
@EastSider48215 4 жыл бұрын
Suq Madiq: Every avid reader has shelves and shelves of books we haven’t read yet. Just like you have shelves and shelves of food you haven’t eaten yet.
@Torey3D
@Torey3D 4 жыл бұрын
Ok for real, I was laughing at my desk! Thank you, Mr. Colbert and family!
@superfreakmusic7681
@superfreakmusic7681 4 жыл бұрын
Loving the sign language guy at 2.16-he's elevating it to street dance!
@RitchyWolf
@RitchyWolf 4 жыл бұрын
Man, Georgia Governor's ASL interpreter looks like a Santa Clause preacher.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 4 жыл бұрын
Not knowing ASL, I was wondering if he was signing, "This effing numbskull is finally learning what he should have known a month ago...."
@magicAlonso1414
@magicAlonso1414 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha “Santa Preacher” good one Kittie
@Hornswroggle
@Hornswroggle 4 жыл бұрын
"If we agreed to this level of voting there would never be a republican elected in this country again" --- Donald Trump, 2020 Welcome to Democracy.... oh wait... that concept went out the window 3.5 years ago....
@lcflngn
@lcflngn 4 жыл бұрын
More than 3.5... Voter suppression is as old as this country.
@jbtheo5038
@jbtheo5038 4 жыл бұрын
Tre C At least you’re willing to admit that you get off on voter suppression.
@josefsaknikent6365
@josefsaknikent6365 4 жыл бұрын
Voting levels? Sounds more like a pyramid scheme. Also he sounded sincere in the fact that a Republican will never be voted in, unless some sort of agent steps in and makes it so HIS man wins
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
@Dana Chapin: Oh please. I've seen en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killers_(1964_film) , B list is FAR too generous for ronnie, who's a Z-lister, AT BEST! As for trump, there aren't enough alphabets/abjads/abugidas/etc. or terminal letters/symbols/characters/pictograms to adequately represent the absolute bottom of all lists where trump belongs.
@ShannonRochon
@ShannonRochon 4 жыл бұрын
@Tre C Oooh....I'm sorry, degenerative brain disease must suck...poor you.
@charliesimar7541
@charliesimar7541 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the sign language interpreter's rendition of the Gov's speech. So expressive.
@Luna-de_azule
@Luna-de_azule 4 жыл бұрын
I have always adored Steve Colbert he is a leader
@multanocte6431
@multanocte6431 4 жыл бұрын
This is so bizarre watching the fall of humanity right in front of us. Thank you for making the last few days of life on this planet funny.
@jasonbrown372
@jasonbrown372 2 жыл бұрын
now is a good time for enjoying the second view
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 4 жыл бұрын
These people running the country are the equivalent of the kid in class saying Lord Of The Flies is about... Some flies and a Lord. It's a long book and they do things together. The end.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 4 жыл бұрын
And most of America is Piggy
@anonymyus7007
@anonymyus7007 4 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced the man behind that governor doing the signs (2:32) is actually just a wizard enchanting the audience.
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 4 жыл бұрын
It’s good you’re starting to experience the new normal - we’re going to be inside for a few months yet, and some of us will be inside for more than year but we’re learning how to live well this way. It’s the people who have to be out providing food and other essentials who now need our support and advocacy for their protection
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