Stephen Colbert Gets All Up In Your Faith

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

9 жыл бұрын

The Dalai Lama is going rogue and suggesting that he may not be reincarnated and China is not feeling super chill about it.

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@KingzEric
@KingzEric 9 жыл бұрын
He brought back the High Five gag from The Colbert Report!
@StriderZessei
@StriderZessei 9 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite gags.
@haveaboat
@haveaboat 9 жыл бұрын
+KingzEric The guy sitting under the desk getting paid only for high five gags?;D
@haveaboat
@haveaboat 9 жыл бұрын
+KingzEric The guy sitting under the desk getting paid only for high five gags?;D
@martineliasson3497
@martineliasson3497 8 жыл бұрын
+Poca Haunt Us Unpaid intern perhaps?
@haveaboat
@haveaboat 8 жыл бұрын
Martin Eliasson I mean, what else does he have them do under the desk ;D If you catch my drift.
@TheReal7Bit
@TheReal7Bit 9 жыл бұрын
It's the colbert report, it's.... it's beautiful
@starlinguk
@starlinguk 9 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Tulip Not quite. Colbert from the Colbert Report was an act. He was pretending to be a right-winger, he's not pretending to be anything anymore.
@anAmishGuy
@anAmishGuy 9 жыл бұрын
+starlinguk Yes, thank you, we're all clear on that. The point is this bit could have been lifted straight from the old show.
@amphibian27
@amphibian27 9 жыл бұрын
It is so beautiful. I miss my Colbert Report...
@IceColdProfessional
@IceColdProfessional 9 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to understand the allure of Colbert. I may have to binge watch the old show.
@kgal1298
@kgal1298 9 жыл бұрын
+anAmishGuy I could be wrong, but I'm fairly certain he brought his writers with him. That's what I heard anyway so some similarities would make sense.
@tristanneal9552
@tristanneal9552 9 жыл бұрын
I died at the apple logo bit. XD
@tristanneal9552
@tristanneal9552 8 жыл бұрын
***** Oh my gosh XD That's hilarious XD
@aasisch
@aasisch Жыл бұрын
1:07 he is so ignorant. thats not Gautam Buddha but Budai. he is supposed to represent Future incarnation of Buddha known as Maitreya Buddha. do your research before making a joke. omg smh 🤦‍♂️
@tristanneal9552
@tristanneal9552 Жыл бұрын
@@aasisch a future incarnation of Buddha is still Buddha, so I think the joke works as is
@daneofurexistence
@daneofurexistence 9 жыл бұрын
I'm really digging what I've seen so far. It's a mix of the Colbert Report and late night talk shows, which makes it kinda refreshing.
@mikuel25
@mikuel25 9 жыл бұрын
+Dane Tucker Soooo much better than Letterman.
@DylanNes
@DylanNes 9 жыл бұрын
+Zachary T I agree. I just think the jokes may be dumbed down a little because the Late Show is targeting a slightly different audience.
@diltonx6066
@diltonx6066 7 жыл бұрын
The band kinda annoys me sometimes. But Colbert is kicking some serious ass.
@symonstudios
@symonstudios 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Lewis llll. Llll
@sabinor2560
@sabinor2560 9 жыл бұрын
The fire nation wants to get him oh wait......
@cerniglia65
@cerniglia65 9 жыл бұрын
+Sabino Rodriguez Haha I assumed I was the only one thinking about The Last Airbender!
@swng314
@swng314 9 жыл бұрын
+cerniglia65 Me too. What're the four nations? Tibet, Bhutan, Nepal, China?
@cerniglia65
@cerniglia65 9 жыл бұрын
Steven Wang I think I read somewhere that air benders are like tibetan minks, earth benders are like ancient china, fire benders are japanese or something like that, and water benders are like eskimos
@swng314
@swng314 9 жыл бұрын
cerniglia65 That all might work, but I might switch China and Japan because China's the one that invaded Tibet in real life. And the eskimos just seem out of place.
@cerniglia65
@cerniglia65 9 жыл бұрын
Steven Wang Well i think it is eskimo because of the location, and I don't know about you but doesnt the fire nation look japanese?
@James--Parker
@James--Parker 9 жыл бұрын
Long ago the Dalai Lama always reincarnated. Then everything changed when the China Nation attacked!
@Freeden
@Freeden 9 жыл бұрын
I not only love that he hasn't changed his style all that much, but that this is also unique to the late night scene. It isn't just interviews and cheap jokes, he's actually imparting knowledge on people. He's teaching people stuff. He's talking about things that actually matter. It's wonderful.
@okrajoe
@okrajoe 9 жыл бұрын
That had to be the most puns ever crammed in one video.
@mooose2
@mooose2 9 жыл бұрын
+okrajoe check this out. www.cc.com/video-clips/tw7sr5/the-colbert-report-obama-s-coffee-cup-salute
@labrynianrebel
@labrynianrebel 9 жыл бұрын
Historical nitpick: I'm pretty sure that statue is not the Buddha but actually Budai
@oodjee
@oodjee 9 жыл бұрын
+labrynianrebel right you are
@RustyTube
@RustyTube 9 жыл бұрын
+labrynianrebel You’re right about that being Budai. Though I seriously doubt Stephen Colbert knows the difference, LOL. He has probably heard of Budai being referred to as “Laughing Buddha,” but doesn’t know there are countless buddhas in Buddhism, so he just assumed Budai must be _the_ Buddha, rather than _a_ buddha, a presumed future buddha at that.
@Clymaxx
@Clymaxx 8 жыл бұрын
+labrynianrebel Huh. Learn something new.
@HongFeiBai
@HongFeiBai 8 жыл бұрын
I'm used to calling him Maitreya Bodhisattva in Mahayana Buddhism.
@jonman122
@jonman122 9 жыл бұрын
I can finally view these in Canada, woohoo!
@christiansleepvideos
@christiansleepvideos 9 жыл бұрын
Congrats, buddy!
@miraclelurker
@miraclelurker 9 жыл бұрын
"He's taking his nothingness is going home." I really love this guy!
@WiseOnion
@WiseOnion 9 жыл бұрын
+OWS ellie what do you like about that line?
@CmdrSloanne
@CmdrSloanne 9 жыл бұрын
The Colbert Report took over the Late Show. that's how i like it. keep doing a great job. stick it to the networks. hahahaha
@KatyaLishch
@KatyaLishch 9 жыл бұрын
I'm Russian and I love watching Colbert, is he famous in America?
@miraclelurker
@miraclelurker 9 жыл бұрын
+Катя Лищина Yes.
@galacticgrandmas
@galacticgrandmas 9 жыл бұрын
Colbert is held to the standard as being one of the most important political comedians in the U.S.
@kurtbradley2590
@kurtbradley2590 9 жыл бұрын
+Катя Лищина He is a well known political comedian by liberals who enjoy his satire. The right wing conservatives lack any sense of humor and most likely are unfamiliar with him.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 9 жыл бұрын
+Катя Лищина Everyone is famous in America, at least briefly. In my case, I blinked and I missed it. Damn! :)
@cgallegos2106
@cgallegos2106 9 жыл бұрын
Da, he is a famous political satirist and comedian.
@23ofSeptember
@23ofSeptember 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is becoming the Colbert Report...I like it! Letterman was boring as hell.
@cris_with_no_h
@cris_with_no_h 9 жыл бұрын
Letterman wasn't boring for me, but damn Colbert is some upgrade!
@Ageallean1
@Ageallean1 9 жыл бұрын
+Cris Jericho Cruz As a Letterman fan could you please explain to me Letterman's appeal. Maybe it's a cultural thing, because a lot of people in the States seem to love him but the majority of people I know here in Australia think he's really boring. For me, he's just really bland an uninteresting and seems like a seedy old grandfather.
@JulyTiger1986
@JulyTiger1986 9 жыл бұрын
+Ageallean1 I'm from America and I thought he was super boring also. I think it may be more of a generational thing vs cultural.
@marvinandroid4044
@marvinandroid4044 9 жыл бұрын
+Ageallean1 he use to be waaaayyyy better, he wouldn't take shit from celebrities and was even often mean to them. That said in his later years he was a huge bore and not half the host he was in his youth
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
+20,049,453 Views Yep. He had an edge in the eighties, but he totally lost it.
@donnielatenight1345
@donnielatenight1345 9 жыл бұрын
The Apple logo...hilarious!
@reneelucero2923
@reneelucero2923 6 жыл бұрын
No avatar the last airbender jokes??? NONE?!?!? You blew it Stephen, you REALLY BLEW IT!
@astrophonix
@astrophonix 9 жыл бұрын
I hope they'll do a movie about the Dalai Lama and have him acted by Arnie, saying; "I won't be back!"
@aasisch
@aasisch Жыл бұрын
1:07 he is so ignorant. thats not Gautam Buddha but Budai. he is supposed to represent Future incarnation of Buddha known as Maitreya Buddha. do your research before making a joke. omg smh 🤦‍♂️
@Dita_Utomo
@Dita_Utomo 8 жыл бұрын
Just what things that lurk under your desk, Mr Colbert?? Hilarious :D
@WoundedEgo
@WoundedEgo 9 жыл бұрын
I've always found that the best way to cross the Himalayas is on a Dalai Lama.
@davidroberts1689
@davidroberts1689 9 жыл бұрын
One of his best. Love it!
@norbu1959
@norbu1959 9 жыл бұрын
Free Tibet and Long LIve Sephen Colbert!
@raven50x
@raven50x 9 жыл бұрын
I'm buddhist and I love this.
@mcj88
@mcj88 9 жыл бұрын
I really can't explain it, but the Apple bit really makes me laugh XD
@GermanLeftist
@GermanLeftist 9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who sees more a connection to The Daily Show in this segment than The Colbert Report? I mean, it is essentially "This Week in God".
@isaiahthomas7015
@isaiahthomas7015 2 жыл бұрын
Well programmed Stephen. My father, PhD in Chemistry from the University of Minnesota, and I, would watch your show monthly for years. He has now passed on to hear you from heaven.
@aasisch
@aasisch Жыл бұрын
1:07 he is so ignorant. thats not Gautam Buddha but Budai. he is supposed to represent Future incarnation of Buddha known as Maitreya Buddha. do your research before making a joke. omg smh 🤦‍♂️
@sixthjayhawk
@sixthjayhawk 9 жыл бұрын
Saw the headline, and immediately thought of "Yahweh or No Way." I liked this bit. It was part YONW, but without the "politics" of it. He just told us what was happening while making jokes about it. He didn't need to make a statement about it the way "Stephen Colbert" had to on the Colbert Report. Bravo, sir!
@Noble1200
@Noble1200 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Buddhist myself he got a lot of stuff wrong but it's was fucking funny because he made fun of American ignorance and all the clichés people have made.
@eldadmaster
@eldadmaster 9 жыл бұрын
"He must reincarnate, and on our terms?? What does that suppose to mean?
@infernocanuck
@infernocanuck 8 жыл бұрын
+The Solmanian It does sound pretty ridiculous, doesn't it? But, sadly, it's feasible. All the Chinese government has to do is bribe, threaten and coerce the individuals running the test to pick a pro-china kid they already groomed. The fraud would be lauded as the next Llama, and the real reincarnation (if there is such a thing, let's assume for the sake of their faith there is) would never be discovered.
@tesla4008
@tesla4008 8 жыл бұрын
+infernocanuck the fraud wouldn't pass the test by the monks.
@ayszhang
@ayszhang 8 жыл бұрын
The monks don't control the military
@tiaramizu
@tiaramizu 7 жыл бұрын
It's a bit late to post this, but the Chinese already have done so with another incarnate lama (there are different types of lamas aside from the Dalai Lama): "In 1995, Chinese authorities seized the boy the Dalai Lama identified as the next Panchen Lama, the 11th in a distinguished line of incarnate lamas. The Chinese then installed their own candidate, claiming that the emperors of China in Beijing had set up a system to select religious leaders in Tibet. (The whereabouts of the Dalai Lama-nominated Panchen Lama are a state secret in China. It is possible that, if freed from captivity, he would follow the example of the Karmapa, a lama who represents another Buddhist tradition in Tibet, who, though officially recognized by the Chinese authorities, escaped to India in 1999.)" www.nytimes.com/2015/12/06/magazine/the-last-dalai-lama.html?_r=0
@EliDEVITTSpeaks
@EliDEVITTSpeaks 9 жыл бұрын
Colbert Wilmore and Oliver is love. Colbert Wilmore and Oliver is life.
@gabrielsalinas1655
@gabrielsalinas1655 9 жыл бұрын
i really hope this show survives! i love it!
@0Yazz
@0Yazz 7 жыл бұрын
when the apple logo came on and the sound, omg i died x'D
@vickeyyoung2846
@vickeyyoung2846 9 жыл бұрын
The Apple logo is among all the other religious signs at 0:55
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 7 жыл бұрын
Do they still play that startup sound? I remember that came in with some models of the early 1990s.
@OlviMasta77
@OlviMasta77 6 жыл бұрын
Vickey Young Rofl!
@sophside9931
@sophside9931 9 жыл бұрын
Colbert has the most amazing suits!
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
Most of this is true, and it is nice to see a celebrity, non-Buddhist, who knows what he is talking about when he speaks about Buddhism. However, I must clear up one misconception. Buddha was not fat. The fat guy is a Chinese God who they associate with Buddha. But in South East Asia, where an older form of Buddhism is praciced, he is never depicted as fat. This makes sense. He spent a good amount of time as an aethsetic and almost died of starvation. He realized that this was the wrong path and started eating one meal a day of whatever people gave him. The Dali Lama also eats one meal a day. I tried living as the monks due, eating two meals a day, but I smuggled some food in for dinner, and when it an out, I had to leave. Monkhood ain't for sissys.
@davidsingh5329
@davidsingh5329 9 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Davidson India is the country Buddhism originated from, the mans name was Sidhartha, he was suppose to be the 8th reincarnation of the God Vishnu, he was a prince with long ears. Sidhartha gave up his riches and decided to follow his own path, so when he died the people that followed him became Buddhist, something completely different from hinduism, and it then moved towards china.
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
+david singh Most of what you say is true. However, the Idea of Buddha being an incarnation of Vishnu is a much later idea developed by Hindus to assimilate Buddha back into Hinduism. Buddhists do not believe this.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 7 жыл бұрын
Does it matter whether they believe it or not?
@melbatoast6403
@melbatoast6403 9 жыл бұрын
If I was Letterman, I be stoked that they got someone kick ass to replace me. It was kind of like when Drew Carey took over for Bob Barker, he didn't try to outdo or imitate Barker; he simply tried to honor the man, while still being himself. Very few people can follow a legend, but Colbert seems to be pulling it off with no problems (probably because he was already a legend himself). Now I'm curious to see who they get to try and take over for Alex Trebek. That's going to be another incredibly tough act to follow.
@vroxxzz
@vroxxzz 8 жыл бұрын
I love that the apple logo is included with other religious symbols. Such a subtle colbert touch!
@AugustEverywhere
@AugustEverywhere 9 жыл бұрын
The Apple icon with the Mac startup sound. Perfect! And I'm a MStian.
@robertbryan6485
@robertbryan6485 9 жыл бұрын
I found the Apple Logo part hilarious
@brucedepenha
@brucedepenha 8 жыл бұрын
"The Colbert Report" may have ended but he's brought the same brand of humour into "The Late Show". It's fantastic.
@LaVictoireRosee
@LaVictoireRosee 3 жыл бұрын
Everything has now changed. He's just mainstream
@RagHelen
@RagHelen 9 жыл бұрын
The new Lama must be a child? So there is no chance for Donald Trump?
@stevanbrzi7937
@stevanbrzi7937 9 жыл бұрын
+RagHelen Donald Trump is a child, so it's all good
@Bailskywalker
@Bailskywalker 9 жыл бұрын
+RagHelen so we can send him over there? YES
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
+Stevan Brzi I doubt he could pass the basic tests that Tibetan children of about three have to pass. Such as, they would put the former Dali Lama's glasses in the middle of some toys. If he grabbed the glasses and ignored the toys, you may have a match. The Donald would go for the toys.
@stevanbrzi7937
@stevanbrzi7937 8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Davidson :))
@WishingBabyX
@WishingBabyX 8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Davidson Or maybe he will start screaming "DEPORT THE MEXICANS" instead of choosing anything
@Lawh
@Lawh 9 жыл бұрын
Hes back thank the gods
@QuantumBraced
@QuantumBraced 8 жыл бұрын
The apple logo made me rofl so much.
@luckyjasonfan
@luckyjasonfan 9 жыл бұрын
Where is the GOD MACHINE? We need This Week in God back!
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
+luckyjasonfan Buddhists don't really believe in God.
@Elround4
@Elround4 9 жыл бұрын
Ethan Davidson More precisely, Buddha (i.e. Siddhartha Gautama) taught that all of his enlightenment came from his own human endeavors, that only humans can become Buddhas, and that deities can't give one enlightenment. Though this primarily concerns the Buddhist sect that is closest to the original teachings (i.e. Theravada). Some of the Mahayana sects have either different variations of this concept or are overall closer to the other religions. ^^
@milascave2
@milascave2 9 жыл бұрын
+Elround4 Well said. As the Buddha might have said "I have nothing to add."
@ing3009
@ing3009 7 жыл бұрын
That high five! LMAO!
@arecawdeeoh
@arecawdeeoh 9 жыл бұрын
This was interesting. I like this.
@changeorbeextinct
@changeorbeextinct 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love that Apple logo in list
@cataphractmusic
@cataphractmusic 9 жыл бұрын
The apple boot-up sound effect, lol
@michaelcruz8255
@michaelcruz8255 9 жыл бұрын
When the stephen colbert gets all up in your faith intro played. I thought my macbook was on the fritz by playing the startup sound.
@shmecklestemple
@shmecklestemple 7 жыл бұрын
you're the single most funny person on this planet
@SolSmoke
@SolSmoke 9 жыл бұрын
that was not a statue of buddha
@michi6486
@michi6486 8 жыл бұрын
Doesn´t the way they find the dalai lama the same as the search for nickelodeon´s avatar?
@fannishfanning160
@fannishfanning160 7 жыл бұрын
yes, they got that idea from the dalai lama
@darrenfaber2334
@darrenfaber2334 9 жыл бұрын
It is incredible that, on a video about Faith, there is not a single combative comment. Amazing. Encouraging!
@tristanneal9552
@tristanneal9552 9 жыл бұрын
So I read the article.... and this is actually a VERY complicated political and religious issue. Like, holy llama, both parties have a lot at stake riding on this guy's decision.
@Alreadygone-qg5qw
@Alreadygone-qg5qw 5 жыл бұрын
get up in there!
@katelynchristensen775
@katelynchristensen775 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is my religion.
@RUDEMusicUS
@RUDEMusicUS 9 жыл бұрын
rashashashashananashana
@tesla4008
@tesla4008 8 жыл бұрын
Google is sponsoring the search for the next Dalai Lama.
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 3 жыл бұрын
Goodbye, Dalai. My goodness.
@Otter-Destruction
@Otter-Destruction 9 жыл бұрын
OMG HE NEVER LEFT!
@dianahilburn9739
@dianahilburn9739 9 жыл бұрын
HAND SLAP! Perfect!!!!
@Ireland264
@Ireland264 9 жыл бұрын
"Undefeated llama champ." I wanted to high five him for that one. :D
@naughtycursor
@naughtycursor 8 жыл бұрын
Stephen is so adorbs!
@MrJoeyTaco
@MrJoeyTaco 9 жыл бұрын
The Dalai Lama like the Avatar lol
@quarteracreadventures855
@quarteracreadventures855 8 жыл бұрын
Its like the 'This Week in God' bit from the Daily Show.
@wholeone1332
@wholeone1332 8 жыл бұрын
Something else beside e-mails? ah, the balls.
@JMJackMcNally
@JMJackMcNally 9 жыл бұрын
But, avatar the last airbender jokes... you had one chance colbert you had one chance you blew it up yu fukin blew it up
@OboeWhizzy
@OboeWhizzy 8 жыл бұрын
I just keep replaying that bit with the religious symbols where the apple logo pops up loling so hard
@rosssharma542
@rosssharma542 9 жыл бұрын
This is going on in 2015. Incredible.
@RaginYak
@RaginYak 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a Tibetan Refugee myself and seeing wrong map in this show disappoints me.
@chancesmith116
@chancesmith116 7 жыл бұрын
Remember when he did this with Jon Stewart? It was great.
@floofy5529
@floofy5529 9 жыл бұрын
Colbert seems a bit more relaxed.
@eeddnunez
@eeddnunez 9 жыл бұрын
I love the show I always always happy every night watching hen make fun of everything you are the fucking best Stephen Colbert
@shirsp4536
@shirsp4536 7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the big golden guy isn't actually the "original Buddha"… :D He's a famous monk named Pu- Thai who lived in the 10th century and was known for his cheerfulness and handing gifts out to kids :P
@TomDeVito
@TomDeVito 9 жыл бұрын
I love it!
@brucegelman5582
@brucegelman5582 4 жыл бұрын
The next Lama will be found in a fortune cookie.
@tenkenroo
@tenkenroo 8 жыл бұрын
i want a high 5 desk intern
@CraigBray
@CraigBray 8 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that the OSX start up sound?
@LiliFromHali
@LiliFromHali 8 жыл бұрын
so what do you guys think that hand's doing when he's not high-fiving it?
@freetibet6830
@freetibet6830 9 жыл бұрын
u have shown half of the tibet map in ur show..stephen colbert..
@youngmoney8073
@youngmoney8073 9 жыл бұрын
He pronounced his last name with out the "T".....Colbert Report 2.0 confirmed.
@jonmyles4531
@jonmyles4531 9 жыл бұрын
A lot of errors here but funny nevertheless. 1. The Laughing Buddha or Ho Tai is not directly related to the historical (4th of this age) Siddhārtha Gautama, Shakyamuni Buddha. Ho Tai was, according to one legend, a monk who would always carry a bag full of sweets, which he gave out whenever he met up with children. He was always joyful & happy , laughing & because he was a monk, & because some Asian languages use the same word for monk as they do for Buddha, there has been confusion that he is a form of the historical Buddha. Another theory has it that he was originally a fertility God, or a God of Prosperity, his round belly was a symbol for a bountiful harvest. As Buddhism spread into China from India, the local population accepted him as a saint, or a manifestation of the Future (5th called Maitreya) Buddha. In Japan he is known as Hotei and is considered one of the Seven Gods of Fortune. It is not uncommon for shopkeepers & other people in general to rub the belly of Ho Tai in order to bring good luck or improve sale. Apparently some Feng Shui practitioners believe that using an image of Ho Tai can help direct energy. 2. Tibet is not just the supposedly Tibetan Autonomous Region (TAR) which equates to Ü-Tsang (དབུས་གཙང་Central & West), plus Amdo ( ཨ༌མདོ HH the 14th Dalai Lama born at Takster there & his is no way Chinese) & Kham (ཁམསEastern Tibet). 3. For info HH the 14th Dalai Lama is the spiritual head of the Gelugspa order, HHthe 41st Sakya Trizin the head of the Sakya order, HH the 17th Karmapa (who escape occupied Tibet at end of 1999 beginning of 2000; the Kagyu lineage's 2nd Karmapa (Karma Pakshi) started this type of recognised succession of Tibetan tulku teachers)head of the Kagyu lineage & Taklung Tsetrul Rinpoche head of the most ancient of the schools the Nyingmap lineage. HH the 14th Dalai Lama brought all 4 lineages together in the The Tibetan diaspora.
@risingsun08107
@risingsun08107 8 жыл бұрын
It's so easy to parody the Chinese government; they're almost a parody of themselves.
@harshad1341
@harshad1341 8 жыл бұрын
That's not Tibet! Tibet is way way larger than that! Other than that, this was Hilarious.....
@huyueqi
@huyueqi 9 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the "Goodbye deli" pun. plz explain anyone?
@greenion12
@greenion12 8 жыл бұрын
Dalai Lama you chill.
@CantStayAway
@CantStayAway 9 жыл бұрын
You can tell he really likes saying "Dalai Lama" by how he rolls the L's...:P :)
@TheVirtualObserver
@TheVirtualObserver 8 жыл бұрын
That apple tho... ;-;
@jamesgreydanus4676
@jamesgreydanus4676 9 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for the llama pun but it never came.
@jamesgreydanus4676
@jamesgreydanus4676 9 жыл бұрын
+James Greydanus That is unless i missed it.
@anamarijabencic8344
@anamarijabencic8344 3 жыл бұрын
This week in God energy!!!!
@kevinraper114
@kevinraper114 9 жыл бұрын
So what's that hand doing under his desk the rest of the time?
@MSTe98
@MSTe98 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only uncultured swine who immediately thought of Avatar: the Last Airbender when he was explaining the process of finding the new Dalai Lama?
@LaVictoireRosee
@LaVictoireRosee 3 жыл бұрын
I did too 😃
@GhostInTheShell29
@GhostInTheShell29 9 жыл бұрын
Once a buddhist has listened to the band Nirvana they no longer reincarnate. Or something like that.
@smujismuj
@smujismuj 8 жыл бұрын
What is LSSC?
@danilogondim9300
@danilogondim9300 9 жыл бұрын
That's not Buddha, it's Budai
@rialene92
@rialene92 9 жыл бұрын
love you stephen
@DCSTadi1337
@DCSTadi1337 9 жыл бұрын
I didn't get "Goodbye Dali", please explain.
@bennybrewer2066
@bennybrewer2066 9 жыл бұрын
+Tadiwa Mahlunge It's a reference to a song called "Hello Dolly". Louis Armstrong had a hit with it a while back.
@candacegraff9334
@candacegraff9334 9 жыл бұрын
yeah
@violetwrath5173
@violetwrath5173 8 жыл бұрын
How very sad the "Hello Dalai" joke is not understood by much of "murka"
@AnemocracyTheBand
@AnemocracyTheBand 4 жыл бұрын
Too funny!
@HaroldDavidsonUS
@HaroldDavidsonUS 9 жыл бұрын
Dalai: [sigh] "How am I going to secure my place in history as the most important person of the Tibet people? Seriously, I don't know how I passed the test in the first place - I doubt someone else is going to. How am I going to make my believers still believe?" Adviser: "Just tell them you're the last Dalai Lama. It makes you seem more important and will leave room for there possibly not being some kid who can pass the tests we made up." Dalai: "Will they believe that?" Adviser: "They're religious. They'll believe any BS you tell them."
@stuntmen75
@stuntmen75 9 жыл бұрын
Plus this is not the second Dalai Lama, if anything Tibet and the Dalai Lamas of the past have all had conflicts with China and now that the government is literally trying to strong arm him into reincarnating just so they can have another political puppet to "unify" China is just stupidity on China's part, the solution here is that the Tibetan monks now stop looking for the Lama all together so that China won't have another puppet to encourage Chinese rule over a region that people did not want to be part of China in the first place.
@ZarkowsWorld
@ZarkowsWorld 9 жыл бұрын
+oodjee Any moron can get the Nobel Peace price. History has proven that.
@WiseOnion
@WiseOnion 9 жыл бұрын
+Zarkow THIS COMMENT IS NOT ABOUT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. Don't nit pick to argue, see the point; Dalai Lama is a spiritual leader, compassion is his religion. He said that in order to avoid filthy Mao politics getting involved. China have announced many fake lamas in the past making the Tibetans forcefully believe whatever these puppet monks tell them to. Do some research have some knowledge and be sure you are qualified enough to argue your point. Don't get emotional on a keyboard.
@ZarkowsWorld
@ZarkowsWorld 9 жыл бұрын
Karma Lama Dalai Lama is a moral fraud, a corrupt leader for an oppressive religious sect that ruled a small nation with an iron fist.
@WiseOnion
@WiseOnion 9 жыл бұрын
I get it. You're either a pro-maoist chinese communist, a dorje shugden hardliner, or a knucklehead who believes in propaganda. Zarkow
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