Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: AI Slop Is Everywhere | "Bot" Is An Insult

Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: AI Slop Is Everywhere | "Bot" Is An Insult | Google's Messy AI

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Tech lover Stephen Colbert offers his expert analysis on the latest news from the worlds of robotics and artificial intelligence.
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@goronska 7 күн бұрын

You actually DID nail it, Stephen. You are not old. *pat pat*

@timalice-2833 7 күн бұрын

Bacon on ice cream and $222 of McNuggets sounds like someone who has smoked too much of their 5 lbs of weed.

@jeremywarren7424 7 күн бұрын

Nice callback

@timalice-2833 7 күн бұрын

@@jeremywarren7424 thanks 😊

@jamesfayne108 7 күн бұрын

😂😂

@teressawilson-cordova6475 7 күн бұрын

😂

@nicholasnugen3904 6 күн бұрын

Only 5?

@landonewts 7 күн бұрын

I love how Stephen uses his platform to lift up and celebrate other artists.

@daitauloable 7 күн бұрын

Hey, don't make fun of "smart" watches. I just love it when my "smart" watch buzzes to let me know that I'm walking. How would I know that I'm walking if it didn't tell me?

@markaldridge5089 6 күн бұрын

I don't have a smart watch - now I'm worried that I might forget to breathe without one

@smoothrocky1847 6 күн бұрын

Just as in that recent episode of Dr Who lol

@amyjackson8725 5 күн бұрын

My sons got me an applewatch because of the "fall detection". Well, it went off and almost called 911 when I was pulling some weeds. Then, when my stepladder collapsed and I fell hard, it did not even notice🙄

@geoffreyschultz8515 6 күн бұрын

New Yorker cartoons are amazing… My favorite New Yorker cartoon is one my mom had framed and put in her apartment. It shows two acrobats at the point where the guy is supposed to catch the girl, but he’s handing her a bouquet of flowers. My mom said that she framed it because he never bought her flowers but was always there for her. They will be married 56 years next month. And he did give her flowers sometimes… just not always on time

@kenbrown2808 7 күн бұрын

the crash sensing technology in smart wearables really is something. in my town, fire crews were dispatched when an elderly person's iphone called 911 and reported they were in a car crash. and were able to successfully help them pick their iphone up off the floor.

@anthonettedillard3999 7 күн бұрын

Off the Floor, Ha Ha Ha, but not Funny to the FIRE department 🤣

@kenbrown2808 7 күн бұрын

@@anthonettedillard3999 oh, no. nobody was hurt, so it can be funny to everyone.

@askingwhy123 7 күн бұрын

Colbert is just consistently good.

@rhymeswithsomethingy4766 7 күн бұрын

As are his writers👍👍 I mean, just saying..

@Iwantalloftheinformation 7 күн бұрын

He strikes me as a genuinely moral person trying his best to be an enlightened improver of people's moods.

@JC_923 7 күн бұрын

@@IwantalloftheinformationHe's moral within the confine of CBS. He has been avoiding the Israel and Palestine situation the entire time. Only Job Stewart and John Oliver talk about them

@Iwantalloftheinformation 7 күн бұрын

@@JC_923 Yeah but I'm about to be really honest here, the only reason we care about Israel is because it is the number 1 foothold of the west that it is in the middle east, which still has the oil infrastructure to supply a majority to east and west.

@user-sv9nb8ky2t 7 күн бұрын

@@JC_923odd the other genocides get ignored. I guess it takes one that hits a person's political biases to get noticed.

@VTPPGLVR 7 күн бұрын

06:43 One example of a dangerous, inaccurate answer is that I googled “how to treat hypertension” and it gave me “how to treat hypotension” (Hint: they require mostly opposite things apart from safe exercise.)

@WhoKnows892 7 күн бұрын

lol... Great example of "Internet"

@WhoKnows892 7 күн бұрын

The significant problem is people are not thinking.

@michaels2219 7 күн бұрын

You say “dangerous” and “inaccurate” as if they’re negatives.

@rebelaqua823 7 күн бұрын

Shock horror! Did you get bad medical advice from Google? You should report that to someone.

@WhoKnows892 7 күн бұрын

@@michaels2219 These are what we now vote for...wth..

@timwooley60 7 күн бұрын

I have eaten a bacon sundae, candied bacon on vanilla ice cream with a maple syrup drizzle. Quite good.

@lyndsaybrown8471 7 күн бұрын

Yeah, McDonald's probably didn't want the AI to increase customer expectations of having tasty food.

@bwenluck9812 7 күн бұрын

Also, a sundae with Ruby Tuesday's hickory bourbon sauce (vanilla ice cream and bacon) is also tasty--but that was my own concoction. It's not something you can buy at Ruby Tuesday's--yet!!!

@shinyshinythings 7 күн бұрын

Were you in Canada??

@katthefantastic 7 күн бұрын

Hellz yeah, I'll try some ice cream bacon!🤘

@timwooley60 7 күн бұрын

@@shinyshinythings No, Arizona.

@SpaceForceCommander 7 күн бұрын

Now get Mount Everest drones to remove the human excrement from the mountain!

@evangonzalez2245 7 күн бұрын

They're called millionaires

@jpdemer5 7 күн бұрын

Seems only fair, considering the crap that they usually deliver.

@Nahyoudontgetthat 7 күн бұрын

And the left over humans who die so frequently there and preserved in almost a.... pallettable fashion...... I have a new business idea

@kevinhurley6919 7 күн бұрын

Drones to remove all humans from everest, then prevent the mountain from being climbed by anyone but sherpas. Lets just be done with the stupid pointless crap of the world

@lyndsaybrown8471 7 күн бұрын

That would be a beneficial use of technology. So, no, not going to happen.

@lauraallen9713 7 күн бұрын

The band delivers every. Single. Night. Thanks guys!

@mandcbruce 7 күн бұрын

Loved their performance with Trombone Shorty yesterday and LSD tonight❣️

@Nemethon 7 күн бұрын

People still don't understand that social problems cannot be solved technically, because bad behavior is not a technical problem.

@darthvirgin7157 7 күн бұрын

…yet.

@Imgunnabenicer 7 күн бұрын

That dog joke was brilliant.

@zaprowsdower9471 7 күн бұрын

Dumb question, what makes it brilliant?

@vickywitton1008 7 күн бұрын

I didn't get it!

@SixteenTonesStudio 7 күн бұрын

@@vickywitton1008 I'm not sure I really get it either... like, presumably the dog has 3 wishes, and is just asking the genie to throw the stick... and the genie thinks it's a trivial petition? Maybe the genie has to go back in the bottle after that, and is struggling with a moral dilemma

@jpdemer5 7 күн бұрын

@@vickywitton1008 Genie is looking forward to flexing his talent - and all he's gotten so far is toss a stick, twice. It's funny because we all know that he's about to be disappointed.

@StacySanseverino 7 күн бұрын

I agree that the dog joke was hilarious. I think the explanation is simpler in that all the dog wants is the stick to be thrown to him. He doesn’t realize that there’s much more that he could be asking for. I don’t think the Genie is having a moral dilemma or disappointed that he could be doing more.

@rainerprem8154 7 күн бұрын

Just to mention that "Assenmacher" comes from the word "Achsenmacher" = "axle builder" ... Poor Dennis, he perhaps never thought he'd make it into an American Late Night Show.

@Dbb27 7 күн бұрын

That was absolutely not very nice. Surprised at Steven to stoop that low.

@karlkoriander7915 7 күн бұрын

and in Germany (where the Leibniz institute is) the only meaning of "Ass" is Ace. So the joke is extra lame also

@benjamindally2397 7 күн бұрын

It is really disgusting to put a researcher into the spotlight like that. He is not a public figure, after all.

@most-average-athelete 7 күн бұрын

That was so tasteless... I'm surprised they resort to a level of comedy even in American standards can be classified as "mean semi-intelligent 8 year old"

@liamevans1508 7 күн бұрын

@@most-average-atheletebro, Germans are not that damn sensitive. He won’t cry into his pillow over being called Dennis buttmaker. It’s a childish joke, but it’s not mean lol.

@juliachatwin3907 7 күн бұрын

Slop isnt new slang. Its a metaphor for terrible stuff, such as the quality of food traditionally fed to pigs.

@zesty9815 7 күн бұрын

'Swill' is another good one. 'Slop' may be particularly apt, as it could connote 'sloppy work' as well. (Or even 'slopping out'.)

@wordzmyth 6 күн бұрын

Gaining a new meaning is a development of the word.

@juliachatwin3907 6 күн бұрын

@wordzmyth yeah but the new meaning is basically the same as the original.

@vapx0075 4 күн бұрын

@@juliachatwin3907 Dare I say "Applicable" to a new situation?

@juliachatwin3907 4 күн бұрын

@vapx0075 sure, but ultimately I see very little difference in the general use of the word between generations.

@lornaginetteharrison7168 7 күн бұрын

There is still hope for humanity. A competition for an AI generated image of nature was won by an actual real photograph taken by a human being. His "image" was selected as being the most creative by a panel of people, although he was disqualified as soon as he revealed it wasn’t AI.

@babetteshaw 7 күн бұрын

As an artist…what a crazy upside-down…everything…just…ugh… 💙

@bwenluck9812 7 күн бұрын

Isn't it ironic???

@victoriabaker4400 6 күн бұрын

Excellent activism by the artist.

@ThemFuzzyMonsters 7 күн бұрын

“Slop” is an appropriate choice of word.

@AndiNewtonian 7 күн бұрын

Indeed. I am so sick of AI. Can't wait for it to go the way of crypto.

@chezmoi42 7 күн бұрын

It really seems appropriate that I have been getting ads for an AI-assisted service to help self-publishers create their books. IOW, 'slop'.

@wizardsuth 7 күн бұрын

SoftBank's technology reminds me of a scene in _Star Trek: The Motion Picture_ in which a Federation outpost intercepts a Klingon transmission and runs it through the universal translator. The Klingon is speaking very forcefully with a lot of harsh, abrupt sounds while the translator calmly says, "... believe luminescent cloud to be an enormous energy field...".

@vapx0075 4 күн бұрын

Is this Why Uhura and Scotty had the books out and she was speaking Klingonese into the commlink? It was just not authentic enough, they'd spot it... I haven't watched it in years. Think it was The Undiscovered Country, the one with the Klingons but In can't be sure. Klingons are great.

@Alexandermhinton 7 күн бұрын

That cartoon was epic.

@TheCatBilbo 7 күн бұрын

Definite shades of Gary Larson - I love that surreal, thinking humour.

@ThatOpalGuy 7 күн бұрын

Meh

@kalindatchev994 7 күн бұрын

@@TheCatBilbo Yes, but Gary Larson would have showed what happened AFTER the third throw. He was a genius but he was also mean :) No heart-warming moments there

@j10001 7 күн бұрын

Brilliant cartoon. The classic New Yorker cartoon vibe, for sure.

@jpdemer5 7 күн бұрын

1. "Throw stick!" 2. "Throw stick!" 3. "I never meet Kristi Noem!"

@angelikalindenau943 6 күн бұрын

❤

@Dbeckdesign68 6 күн бұрын

😂

@nicholasnugen3904 6 күн бұрын

Ya you don't want to meet that gravel pit

@switchclips8375 5 күн бұрын

Haha

@DrBongos 4 күн бұрын

Perfect

@user-yq6xy5gd8p 7 күн бұрын

Casein is used in pizza and in glue. We are not mad at AI for getting it wrong. We are mad at AI for noticing what we are doing.

@TheGreatAtario 6 күн бұрын

We use water in industrial solvents and in baby food. I don't think this formula of statement is the indictment you think it is.

@darrensmith5997 6 күн бұрын

The glue on pizza reference was actually pulled by the AI from an onion article from 11 years ago. AI doesn't know the difference between satire and actual facts

@vapx0075 4 күн бұрын

@@darrensmith5997 A lot of People also struggle to understand sarcasm in 'just text'. Also there's a taxi meme where people with different cultural backgrounds text - in perfect English - and fail to communicate the sentiment they intended. All due to lost context, body language, personability and inflections. AI or aliens, who will crack the meme language quicker I wonder? Darmok and Picard at Tenagra!

@musikerman52 7 күн бұрын

Thank you for crediting the musicians - they sound great! And it would not hurt to hear them some more... and more... AND MORE PLEASE!

@jpdemer5 7 күн бұрын

Copyright is a freaking nightmare on YT - they'd be forever trying so secure broadcast rights to whatever numbers the band performs on a given night . . . and getting the rights days later, after paying royalties for them.

@texasbluebonnet4303 7 күн бұрын

Music makes the world go round , music is the icing on the cake, and it continues to add memories of certain moments in my life.

@ricinro 7 күн бұрын

decades ago I had a french Boss (chief engineer) and I mentioned to him that we had too much slop on this mechanical design (assembly). He was instantly mad at me for suggesting his design had pig food - an insult? He calmed down when I explained it was just play between parts. "Slop" for AI is closer to pig food.

@darrellee8194 7 күн бұрын

I miss Jean Baptiste and his little piano flourishes.

@TahtahmesDiary 7 күн бұрын

Same, he had such a unique flair, it's very noticeable that hes gone. I love the new band too tho, I just miss Jean.

@derrickstorm6976 7 күн бұрын

Yea there's clearly no replacing Jon

@ThatOpalGuy 7 күн бұрын

Ditto, but the other guy is pretty talented as well

@INeyxI 7 күн бұрын

@@ThatOpalGuy he's called Louis and yes he's great, and it's unfair he has to replace Jon baptist, he is awesome. But let's give Loius the love he deserves.

@highnoon9333 7 күн бұрын

@@INeyxI just because you corrected someone on a name, its Jon Batiste, not Jean baptist

@Brianredsox5 7 күн бұрын

I worked at Wendys in high school around 2010 and I would be lying if I said I never experimented with bacon on their frosty

@gnocchidokey 7 күн бұрын

I mean you were still young, that's the time for experimentation.

@vapx0075 4 күн бұрын

... why did you leave the story unfinished? I want to know if you thought it was good!

@Brianredsox5 4 күн бұрын

@@vapx0075 I did think it was good, but unfortunately no one else did. Imagine my shock when Wendys tested this out for a very limited time a couple of years later

@mybachhertzbaud3074 7 күн бұрын

Boy! Now I am feeling old, for most of my life, if a TV host said "Eat a bag of ass" ,people would be screaming for the electric chair! Haha😜

@Jacqueline_Thijsen 7 күн бұрын

I recently asked an AI about a quote I vaguely remembered the gist of. It gave me a homophobic twist of the actual quote I was looking for. My biggest fear is not AI taking over. It is AI turning into that drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and too many people thinking it's safe to let it drive you home.

@francescaa8331 7 күн бұрын

Extra 👍

@bartektrame8801 7 күн бұрын

everytime i google some mundane yet specific problem i run across shit articles with excessive bulletpoints which just dramatically switch topic mid-article based on some word-association. of course SEO'd to the top of my results

@derrickstorm6976 7 күн бұрын

Yes many talented people on this show. And also the writing staff

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 7 күн бұрын

That $222 order of mucnuggets happened to me (actually to my grandpa) when I was a kid, but it wasn't AI, OR a McDonald's. Went to white castle drive-thru, I asked for a 20pc chicken ring and a med sack of onion chips. Somewhere in there that became 20 orders of chicken ring (20pc) and a sack of onion chips (like one paper bag's worth) so maybe AI isn't the problem, the fact that we use number qty in a product name is

@jungersrules 7 күн бұрын

Thank you to Stephen and his staff for making me laugh during tough times. ❤ My pup isn’t feeling well, and the laughter provides much needed distraction and joy.

@roysmith8071 7 күн бұрын

If bot is an insult they must really hate it when I call them vacuum cleaners and toasters

@TDavis_333 7 күн бұрын

No, no, Stephen! Bacon on ice cream is never a mistake! Let me explain it this way. You had me at BACON!

@wintrydragon 7 күн бұрын

..."nailed it ...I'm not old"!! Love u Steven!!!

@TahtahmesDiary 7 күн бұрын

You said Pod Save America and I sang "LOVIT OR LEAVIT, LOVIT OR LEAVIT" 😅❤

@lexslate2476 7 күн бұрын

AI is an awfully misleading term for the way these large learning models are being used. A better term might be Plagiarism Integrating Synthesis System.

@Rosarium2007 7 күн бұрын

ISWYDT

@ajha100 7 күн бұрын

Hah, I see what you did there, and I like it.

@francescaa8331 7 күн бұрын

Heh.

@geoffkuhl 7 күн бұрын

murder straw is it better term for gun but here we are

@dkdevil3490 7 күн бұрын

I’ve just been calling it copyright laundering, but I love your acronym

@swistedfilms 7 күн бұрын

Life's like a mayonnaise soda Life's like space without room Life's like bacon and ice cream That's what life's like without you

@zesty9815 7 күн бұрын

Oh, ♫ _"What's Good"_ (Lou Reed). Not ♫ _"You're The Cream In My Coffee",_ after all. Thanks. One learns something every day.

@sarcasmo57 7 күн бұрын

Nailed it Colbert.

@thecactusman17 7 күн бұрын

Glad Stephen is finally on the level of us 40yo Gen Z whippersnappers.

@2332Stephen 7 күн бұрын

Since when is a 40 year old a gen z 😅

@bast713 7 күн бұрын

@@2332Stephen I think they were being facetious 😅

@merlapittman5034 5 күн бұрын

"Nailed it! You are not old!" And because of the way he said it, I laughed and laughed and laughed! 🤣🤣🤣

@anthonettedillard3999 7 күн бұрын

Wow, Stephen you keep me Sane with Laughter!! 🤣

@veganbutcherhackepeter 7 күн бұрын

"Buttmaker", haha funny. But an "Assenmacher" back in the day was a person that built the axis' of carriages. "Asse" = "axis", "Macher" = "builder". Axis builder.

@Ramsicle3000 7 күн бұрын

Fellow jackal? If not, you should watch Corrections with Seth Meyers, starting from the beginning of course.

@robo5013 7 күн бұрын

Sooo... Hitler?

@veganbutcherhackepeter 7 күн бұрын

@@robo5013 Ah, yes. The all defeating Hitler argument. 🙄 How old are you? 5?

@robo5013 7 күн бұрын

@@veganbutcherhackepeter If you don't get how Axis maker = Hitler you have no sense of humor. So sad. Besides asse means AXLE in German, not axis. And the name Assenmacher would more translate into Cartwright. Asse was also a German word that meant cart or wagon in the middle ages.

@veganbutcherhackepeter 7 күн бұрын

@@robo5013 Yes, now I get it. And I don't know the difference between 'axis' and 'axle'. To me they represent the same thing. I'm not a native English speaker.

@JerjerB 7 күн бұрын

SOFTBANK... The surprisingly innovative Japanese company that offered smartphones about 5 years before any other cell phone provider in Japan. And also you can't quit your contract... Ever

@chezmoi42 7 күн бұрын

So, that explains this new feature.

@davidharshman7645 7 күн бұрын

I gotta say...the AI got my order wrong WAY less frequently than actual employees trying to hear me through their terrible voicebox.

@patrickscannell6370 7 күн бұрын

That could be an accent thing though.

@1stnativeamericanmuslim560 7 күн бұрын

“You’re not old” 😂😂😂

@RyanEglitis 7 күн бұрын

Bot has been an insult for years now.

@herlandercarvalho 7 күн бұрын

I remember when playing WoW, back in around 2010, hearing people referring to players with bad gaming skills, as bots, so it is at the very least, more than one decade old.

@lesleyghostdragon3149 7 күн бұрын

5:59 - 6:26 Colbert nailed it 👏🏆👏

@braindedpxl 7 күн бұрын

Every time this segment comes up, I obnoxiously make the “ohh ohhhhjh ohh” noise that the terminator coffee maker makes. I of course, get a dirty look from my wife every time…😂

@robr177 7 күн бұрын

My wife says "Can I help?"

@chezmoi42 7 күн бұрын

Better in front of the TV than in the bedroom.

@sailinbob11 7 күн бұрын

Wanna freak everyone out ? Throw your i-watch in the dryer.

@maxfieldstanton4541 7 күн бұрын

05:58 -- Dear gods... I'm finally at the age where I don't understand what the kids are saying. I feel a sudden need to take up golf, and build model airplanes in my garage while listening to Scenes From A Memory, and smoke a pipe.

@Plexippuspetersi92 7 күн бұрын

You're just a few years from being a Republican, and dying alone despised by everyone you know.

@lexslate2476 7 күн бұрын

I'm over forty myself, but I'm pretty sure that 'rizz' is an abbreviation of charisma and is used to refer to people who have style. And 'mid' just means 'unimpressive'.

@wonderrob3225 7 күн бұрын

Well at my age I certainly am smoking a pipe !🍀🌴

@eddyr1041 7 күн бұрын

Ask ai to xlate😅

@J-ct2wh 7 күн бұрын

Sounds like heaven

@Tantrimancer 7 күн бұрын

2:51 "The Golden Girls" is STILL not available on Blu-ray! Stephen Colbert, please stand up against this tragedy!

@CyrilleParis 7 күн бұрын

The cyborgasm coffe machine should be made for real!

@sgtrock59 7 күн бұрын

You want creamer with that?

@rudeinterplanetjanet 7 күн бұрын

I just said I wanted that coffee machine. They need to make it asap!

@Jacqueline_Thijsen 7 күн бұрын

I agree 💯 with the dog. As for the bacon on ice cream, I think the likelihood of clients messing with the AI in hopes of getting free stuff is so close to 100% there's no real difference.

@kindablue1959 7 күн бұрын

I noticed how when Stephen was talking to himself (6:12) he said 'nailed it COL-bert' and not 'col-BERR'. My understanding is that's how the rest of his family pronounces it, and the 'french-isation' version is really just his 'stage name'.

@victoriabaker4400 6 күн бұрын

That's correct, so when he uses his family-pronunciation, he's letting us in on his "true interior voice"... scripted of course for the joke. But, I love it. !!

@marrobbart6093 5 күн бұрын

He didn't say Colbert

@Bunny8675309 7 күн бұрын

JennyFromHr says "Send me a check" Your team has been snagging my grubs for YEARS! Good taste.

@lordofelectrons4513 7 күн бұрын

Yes 'Slop' is a bit more socially acceptable than Shit which is a more accurate description .

@sophierobinson2738 7 күн бұрын

Bacon on ice cream sounds pretty good to me….

@tyrannosaurusburke 7 күн бұрын

AI Slop is a great term. I now have a name for a KZfaq video of a McDonald's commercial made by AI that give me nightmares even weeks after having watched it.

@welldonemovies 7 күн бұрын

I'm ready-waiting-and-willing... for my cyborgasm. 😉

@derrickstorm6976 7 күн бұрын

That's not how to write pausing in a sentence...

@Sammasambuddha 7 күн бұрын

@@derrickstorm6976 Reads like a dog with its tongue hanging out begging for a treat. Little bit sloppyish.😅

@welldonemovies 7 күн бұрын

@@derrickstorm6976 troll say what?

@welldonemovies 7 күн бұрын

@@derrickstorm6976 and it's called an ellipsis. Can occur at the end of the sentence or in the midst of it. Go bother someone else, Trolski. It denotes a hesitation; commas or dashes on the other hand, yes, THEY denote pauses. Do you know the difference between an Em dash and a En dash?

@j10001 7 күн бұрын

Definitely AI 😂

@K162KingPin 7 күн бұрын

Calling someone a bot to razz them has been around for over 25 years. Late 90's at least.

@Mexzot 7 күн бұрын

The problem is going to be that AI starts to feed itself on its own slop…and it will really wish it read the fine print in the Apple EULA!

@derrickstorm6976 7 күн бұрын

I love how some people don't get the genie-dog cartoon

@shinyshinythings 7 күн бұрын

Wait what? Really?

@squee599 7 күн бұрын

Please enlighten us then...

@TheUltimateRare 7 күн бұрын

google's ai told people it's safe to leave dogs in a hot car "the temp will be roughly the same inside and outside the car" Both things of which being completely untrue.

@davincisghost9228 7 күн бұрын

Someone should really build that coffee maker..

@dshepherd107 7 күн бұрын

Top of your game Colbert Fam

@stevenwilliams302 7 күн бұрын

Nice!

@that_jason_black 7 күн бұрын

Artificial indeed. Intelligent it ain't.

@Kenzie_Hill 7 күн бұрын

I watched Colbert Report and loved the format ❤❤❤

@Rosarium2007 7 күн бұрын

Bacon on ice cream actually sounds good. But real ice cream with chocolate and caramel, not that machine extruded soft serve available at a certain fast food chain on the rare occasion the machine is not broken.

@eddyr1041 7 күн бұрын

In Asia is never broken😅

@user-ju4lj2tv7x 4 күн бұрын

Great band thank you Stephen Colbert an crew

@jprsfragoso 6 күн бұрын

I think the glue answer makes complete sense. The IA was probably trained based on the videos of people eating Tide pods

@professorpresleyscience 7 күн бұрын

better than butter

@evanracer9 7 күн бұрын

5:58 God this is almost as bad as Skibidi Biden

@elizabethsutherland7932 7 күн бұрын

Glue. Two year olds know what's best.

@jamesjackovich5886 6 күн бұрын

My Jeannieologist said I was rubbing the lamp the wrong way

@waynebimmel6784 7 күн бұрын

I looked it up, Assenmacher is derived from Achsenmacher, meaning "axis maker".

@ninjachicken8939 7 күн бұрын

I gotta tell you macher doesn’t mean maker in english. It means eater.

@marlonliwanag9980 7 күн бұрын

I learned somewhere that they actually do use glue to make the cheese look stickier... for photoshoots

@jen9015 7 күн бұрын

I can throw it a third time 😂

@steveaustin2686 7 күн бұрын

I don't like how the Google and Facebook AI's can't be disabled, so we are stuck with their content. So I report them as much as a can. I'm curious of what FB employees think of their AI being reported as drug sales.

@francescaa8331 7 күн бұрын

😆

@gabi.padilla 7 күн бұрын

6:09 Chuck Noblet appears

@chrisarcher1146 6 күн бұрын

Google knows my favorite foods that end with 'um': applum, bananum and coconut.

@JayTee2985 7 күн бұрын

Glue is one of the main ingredients in Papa John's pizza.

@jpdemer5 7 күн бұрын

It comes free with the horse meat.

@phthisis 7 күн бұрын

5:58 Damn, that's a lot of slop.

@Lucius1958 7 күн бұрын

That latest slang: don't you think it's totally spam? It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing...

@Dbeckdesign68 6 күн бұрын

Ooh, nice burn on Papa John’s 😂😂😂

@ahmedayman6766 7 күн бұрын

The writers need a raise for this one 😂❤

@ryankunst668 7 күн бұрын

I can't believe google is now giving us an AI generated answer at the top of our search results that is often totally misleading or inaccurate. I hope they change it back to what it replaced: an algorithmically copy & pasted excerpt from a website at the top of your search results that was often totally misleading or inaccurate.

@deniseswafford7122 7 күн бұрын

So proud of you, Daniel! I still boycott Subway in your honor.

@felicialightfoot2380 5 күн бұрын

None of those boxes had stop lights. They were all go lights.

@c.b.barlow 7 күн бұрын

Bacon on cherry garcia ice cream is so good!

@DrKillerLetsPlay 6 күн бұрын

"..you are not old.." ..isnt the intro of this segment a reference to a 40 years old movie? XD

@nbuehster 7 күн бұрын

"Dennis Buttmaker" Sounds like something you wouldn't want to look up. 😁

@napalmholocaust9093 7 күн бұрын

Glue is an improvement over the prior insecticides in food ai suggestions.

@luuketaylor 7 күн бұрын

The AI wasn't wrong, it was just that one guy ranting about 55 orders of everything!

@huntwind5207 7 күн бұрын

These wrenches thrown in the gears of our system in coordination, domestically and internationally, so clearly by such ludicrous characters and so in front of our eyes! For the system to break may be their goal? I'm starting to wonder if crossed fingers for me and we when reciting all the patriotic pledges and oaths recited proudly as Americans. Maybe we recited for the reason of this moment. I speak for myself only.

@singleasasin 7 күн бұрын

interesting jokes, interesting subjects ! ... 😊👍

@fixingitrightish 7 күн бұрын

As a person of German heritage with "Macher" in their last name, that was a great joke

@Stratelier 7 күн бұрын

Speaking of AI, apparently a certain official fanart contest is receiving criticism after announcing its winners, due to allegations of AI-generated submissions (a direct violation of contest rules), with a side of allegations that certain contestants used multiple accounts to submit over the limit (also against contest rules).