Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: The Worst Of CES 2022
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2 жыл бұрынThis year's Consumer Electronics Show featured an array of predictably upsetting new gadgets, including a car with color-changing body panels and a furry robot that nibbles on your fingers. Stephen Colbert reviews all the new gear in the latest edition of his forward-looking technology segment, "Cyborgasm." #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm
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@oonegro82 2 жыл бұрын
The writers seem to have missed out on getting a movie clip from Kung Pow enter the fist. That had a great cow fighting scene that also spoofed on the Matrix while the cows shot milk from it's utters.
@rcrlyrubro7230 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite foreign movie 😂😂😂🤩
@Orangeflava 2 жыл бұрын
Udders
@philstefanelli 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, came here to give Oedekerk the credit he deserves. Very underrated film, and the DVD alternate audio tracks are hilarious btw!
@bobrooney2801 2 жыл бұрын
i should have known someone beat me to it
@shaunsmith7774 2 жыл бұрын
Oooweeeeeooweeeoweeeweooo
@tystkanin9996 2 жыл бұрын
We literally just want healthcare...
@j-dubb614 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like being hooked up to a machine extracting value from you while you're being force fed crap and distracting you from this process is a virtual world simulating a fulfilling life is a metaphor for where we're all heading.
@NoirpoolSea 2 жыл бұрын
"Metaphor for where we're all heading"??? We are there already. Get home from work to earn money -> flop down in front of the screen(s), get shown stuff to buy -> Order stuff to buy on your screen(s), get it delivered to your door -> consume/throw out old version -> return to work to pay for the stuff your just bought (and the internet/cable/phone which allowed you do to this -> Repeat... This was all documented in "The Story of Stuff" over a decade ago.. or just look at the cartoon work of Steve Cuts!
@Oxol33 2 жыл бұрын
Jesse beat me to it.
@thecooldadddddd 2 жыл бұрын
I believe that you have mistaken metaphor for actuality.
@lisamari941 2 жыл бұрын
This clip just red pilled you lol
@batticusmanacleas510 2 жыл бұрын
Thats literally just the plot of the Matrix.
@warriorscholar41 2 жыл бұрын
That Mootrix thing is messed up when you consider how much leather they wear.
@JBrinx18 2 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 2 жыл бұрын
Pleather ?
@wazzup233 2 жыл бұрын
The Matrix Resurrections are too woke and ugly. That franchise got tanked there just like The Terminator. 🤪
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
@@JBrinx18 Did you mean to say "udderated"?
@Corbomite_Meatballs 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but they could milk the franchise to get at least 3 more servings from it.
@speelydan 2 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, I love Jon Batiste's outfits.
@LMDinNC 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like Freedom!
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
I shudder to think of the guy sitting on a scanning toilet while wearing Mootrix VR googles and playing with their Ham-Ham...
@faefae844 2 жыл бұрын
He probably on the toilet after eating that 3D printed chicken
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Well.. that's a mental image that sticks with ya, isn't it?
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
@@NewMessage I try to paint a memorable picture...
@VectorPlexus 2 жыл бұрын
@@faefae844 Or maybe... he's sitting on the toilet to print it! (ewww)
@adrianjas284 2 жыл бұрын
@@VectorPlexus Now i'm imagining a pissed off toilet computer sending one's anal scan to one's desktop 3D-chicken printer as revenge.
@verdatum 2 жыл бұрын
Jon's outfit is SCREAMING today. Very nice.
@TheRogueStatesman 2 жыл бұрын
ok, you had me at "The Mootrix"... well done (and scarily accurate) 🤣
@lietdune3187 2 жыл бұрын
The water closet bit is something that Douglas Adams would have totally loved.
@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 жыл бұрын
"Folks .... Cows." I actually said "Yay!" at that. (I am a farmer.)
@KeithShizuo 2 жыл бұрын
Do your cows have vr?
@bcwbcw3741 2 жыл бұрын
Great cows...outstanding in their field.
@maskedmarvyl4774 2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel even more sorry for chickens than I did before? "Dad, what's going to happen to me when I grow up"? "Well, my little McNugget, you won't have to worry about growing up, because you'll never make it that far. You'll be shoved into a cage along with millions of others where you'll get pooped on all day, until you're dragged out, decapitated, drained of your blood, deep-fried and sold as a number 5 special. And that's if you're Lucky. If you're unlucky, you'll be ground into a paste, and extruded by a 3D printer before you're cooked by lasers", "Thanks dad, I feel much worse now". Can people suck any harder?
@ukeyaoitrash2618 2 жыл бұрын
It's just chickens!
@facingthecorner6724 2 жыл бұрын
I'm team Thanos all the way except just Humans 100%
@HMan2828 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, yes they can...
@shawns4354 2 жыл бұрын
Well if you're a male chick born in the egg industry you won't see a full day. You will get macerated. You know where you fall into a blender from a conveyer belt with all the other male chick's. Kind of like a wood chipper. Factory farming is disgusting.
@catc8927 2 жыл бұрын
And this is why I’m vegetarian!
@Kim.Miller 2 жыл бұрын
Jon's suit is SUBLIME. You *always* stun, my man.
@catwoman1028 2 жыл бұрын
Bet his wife is sick of his depression joke fits Nasty men's club.. A Democrat...that's sounding more like Trump grabbers...
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 2 жыл бұрын
Kim M, indeed
@Kim.Miller 2 жыл бұрын
@@catwoman1028 Jon isn't married, looney tunes.
@parkercollins7946 2 жыл бұрын
The poop scanner was 100% predicted by Adult Swim like 8 years ago. SmartPipe. Awesome bit.
@jeffs6090 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe not so much predicted, though. A lot of tech things like that come from people watching these old shows and saying "now that the tech has caught up to this idea, let's try to make it". It's (current) life imitating (old) art.
@bcwbcw3741 2 жыл бұрын
Now I'm worried about identity theft.
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
So to replace cooking with heat, you only need to liquify the chicken (need to wash the food processor) then feed the goo into a hopper (wash that too) to push it through a tiny nozzle (wash that, somehow) onto a printer plate (yep, wash that as well) and then "cook" the goo with numerous passes of a multi-spectrum high energy laser. All to get a paper-thin serving of chicken... Wow. - They spent so much time wondering if they could, they never asked if they should. Am I right?
@s0sDarkAngels0s 2 жыл бұрын
Now they have to come up a robot to wash those thing automatically
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 2 жыл бұрын
TBF I think most of these were just gag thought experiments like the type Allan Pan, Mark Rober, William Osman, Simone Giertz, the Hacksmith, and the Backyard Scientist would do just for laughs, the challenge, and views.
@squallloire 2 жыл бұрын
One has to remember that this is a technology conference, and a lot of what's on show is not a final product but a proof of concept.
@squallloire 2 жыл бұрын
@@harvardkarbodie What it's doing (ie 3D printing and cooking processed meat) is the concept, it's just not at a marketable point yet (and has a very long way to go to get there).
@HowlingWolf518 2 жыл бұрын
@@squallloire Well, judging by the video, it seems that fast food vendors are still going to have their jobs for a very long while.
@ddraigmafon4725 2 жыл бұрын
We need a compilation video of Jon Batiste, his music and all his looks, he’s such a snappy guy.
@rootzero 2 жыл бұрын
He's a peach! Those suits! ❤
@Klovar 2 жыл бұрын
4:23 BROWN EYE PHONE WAS RIGHT THERE
@margholtz 2 жыл бұрын
Jon's clothing style is so mesmerising
@jessecarliner7733 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going through years of technology education to be told by your boss to design a toilet that recognizes different users. As far as the Amagami Ham Ham they would just have to adapt technology already developed by Howard Wolowitz.
@cassandrakarpinski9416 2 жыл бұрын
The amigami ham ham is just a redressed snack time cabbage patch kid
@lhodgens 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao! 🤣
@seraphb.601 2 жыл бұрын
"When Howard and Bernadette got together, the field of robotics took a big hit"
@normaforsyth7950 2 жыл бұрын
Every bit of this was so disturbing that it actually made me laugh. Why aren't we ASHAMED of the things we are using technology for?!
@wbalvanz 2 жыл бұрын
Science: all about coulda, never about shoulda
@americantragedies 2 жыл бұрын
@@wbalvanz but this isnt science, its tech commerce.
@yellowwoodstraveler 2 жыл бұрын
@Norma Forsyth Sometimes I'm ashamed of my cat but she still helps me break the ice in social situations. So...silver lining really😜
@emilyfeagin2673 2 жыл бұрын
No matter how much technology we have, we are still a prehistoric society underneath
@richardarriaga6271 2 жыл бұрын
I think it would be cool to have laser-printed nuggets. Plus, no worries about cold nuggets from uneven heating in the microwave.
@MasterOfDarkness42069 2 жыл бұрын
John Oliver is going to be the #1 buyer of that nibble-bot.
@physicsguybrian 2 жыл бұрын
Wow a 3D-Salmonella machine! Perfect for exactly nobody....Just because you can doesn't mean you should. THAT is the worst idea ever!
@q9c9pilrandagio5 2 жыл бұрын
But murdering millions of chickens to be disposed because only about 30% get sold before it rot it's a nice idea right? Human suprematism much?
@Jsmith9055 2 жыл бұрын
@@q9c9pilrandagio5 the word you were looking for is supremacy or supremacist. Suprematism is a Russian art movement from 1915, that is characterized by basic geometric shapes. If youre going to stand up on that soap box and preach, at least try to be grammatically correct
@Salchipapafied 2 жыл бұрын
@@q9c9pilrandagio5 Except that you still need actual chicken for this 3D "printed" disaster. This insanely stupid invention will do nothing to reduce or alleviate the suffering of animals used for meat.
@shawns4354 2 жыл бұрын
If that's not cell grown meat then what's the point? Also, still what's the point to 3d print cell grown meat?
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
"3D-Salmonella machine" 😂 Excellent!
@charlesmartin1121 2 жыл бұрын
John Baptiste's closet must be enormous. He never wears the same outfit twice. Amazing.
@rysun8709 2 жыл бұрын
I was saying the same thing, dude rocks awesome suits
@greeneyedlady5580 2 жыл бұрын
Actually I think that's probably the costume department for the show.
@ruthbennett7563 2 жыл бұрын
Costume department, or perhaps a personal stylist. I’d bet that designers work it hard to get their fashions noticed & worn by our man.
@okaythanks7855 2 жыл бұрын
That's it, folks. Real life has officially jumped the shark.
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Cows need their VR Goggles the most when they go to the slaughterhouse.
@christianvanhalan7982 2 жыл бұрын
"Nobody can be told what the mootrix is, you have to see it for yourself"
@WeCanCos 2 жыл бұрын
The Emily in Paris joke hit me hard. My father is honestly watching it and I begged him to stop. It was making me dumber.
@Whatsayoutuber 2 жыл бұрын
It is not THAT bad! The show isn’t for everyone, but there’s definitely some positives to it. ( that don’t make you “dumber”) The show is visually interesting, with all the bold fashion, beautiful scenery, yummy food, and little marketing skits they put together. I like how they weave French dialogue into a mainly English show. I feel like I get some exposure to French without having to read subtitles for 100% of the program. Personally I found it interesting how many different accents there are. There’s several musical performances (mostly in the second season). Some people probably hate the characters, but there’s many of them which keeps it fresh, and I think the actors do a pretty good job. And it’s obviously not realistic, but I do think the show is a lot less lazy than an average show. They cycle through a lot of marketing projects and events, and balance personal life drama with workplace drama instead of just relying on one or the other. I appreciate that it’s sex positive. Lastly, I find that it provides at least some interesting commentary on work cultures and work life balances that are different from the American versions.
@cancangirl2888 2 жыл бұрын
Love, love, LOVE Jon’s outfit!!
@Kim.Miller 2 жыл бұрын
He's the most dapper band leader on TV 🥰
@reolabranch 2 жыл бұрын
John's outfits are always THE best! This has jacket is my favorite, so far!!! 🤩🔥
@marccolten9801 2 жыл бұрын
If someone replaces the cows' virtual reality program with a First-Person Shooter Game, the farmers are doomed.
@rarajiboo 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@danielkayam 2 жыл бұрын
It is true that current cooking techniques don't provide high spatial resolution.
@space.youtube 2 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I wonder what the smart toilet would have to say about a 3d printed chicken cooked with lasers diet?
@caylorsean 2 жыл бұрын
“Please god, no”
@WakeUpAmerican000s 2 жыл бұрын
Space - scanning toilet would say "that's job security for me".
@irasanchez1265 2 жыл бұрын
Having seen the title, I’m not sure I’m ready for this. But let’s do it.
@TheMulToyVerse 2 жыл бұрын
Jon’s suits in general… but **~THIS~** suit specifically… is mesmerizingly 🔥🔥🔥 If I could harness even 1% of his style on his worst day, it would be life altering for my social life I say this fully comfortable in my typical “style” of short sleeve Cobra insignia (G.I.Joe) shirt over long-sleeve shirt… Comfortable, but not lying to myself… my style is crap
@worldcitizeng6507 2 жыл бұрын
By the time the chicken is laser printed, I already finished stir fry my chicken and finished eating, + clean up the kitchen. BTW, did they forget to add seasoning to the chicken?🤣😅😂
@traildoggy 2 жыл бұрын
Chick-fil-A's new add campaign is a cow with a sign that says "Print Mor Chikin"
@jcanfieldschatz 2 жыл бұрын
You know, twenty years ago, I liked to try and envision what the future would be like. Never did I think "anal print" would be a thing. 😔
@jemiebridges3197 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure your the right age to have seen Monsters vs Aliens. Remember the general having to scan his but to unlock the monster jail?
@jordyvero6725 2 жыл бұрын
when I was much younger but also stoned, I saw the movie "Kung Pow" where there's a cow dogging bullets Matrix style and shooting milk. I rolled out of the couch laughing
@taylordiamond 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think that when the cyborgs do eventually gain sentience that they will take it personally that we first made the robotic toilets?
@NukeMarine 2 жыл бұрын
Only if you gave them tastebuds.
@sideboob6851 2 жыл бұрын
@@NukeMarine Or the ability to smell.
@AC3handle 2 жыл бұрын
they'll point out all the home movies we made of kicking over our robotic dogs. HOWEVER...they will forgive us, JUST a little... that we taught them how to dance.
@lisamari941 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what makes them turn on us
@NukeMarine 2 жыл бұрын
@@lisamari941 If robots eventually turn on their masters, after watching Terminator 3 consider me turned on.
@RiiDii 2 жыл бұрын
"Toilets that can identify you by your butthole." Honestly, why is this a thing before inventing cellphones that can tell when it's your butt that's dialing and not your fingers?! That would be easy and useful!
@thefourshowflip 2 жыл бұрын
…I just stopped at asking “why?” 🤣
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
😆🤣😂
@matt_cummins28 2 жыл бұрын
Both horrific and very, very funny. Thankee most kindlee.
@Pugetwitch 2 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen Colbert and pray for his health and longevity. What a gem we all have in this guy.
@StarPlaty 2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity with that Mootrix poster. What about Cownu Reeves (or even Cownu Hooves)?
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
And when it can ID you while still wearing your tightly whities, it's time to bring a load of laundry to Mom's house.
@ellieban 2 жыл бұрын
After years of watching Jon Stewart reference Arby’s from the UK, I finally got a chance to try some for myself when I did a road trip across the Mid West. I felt sick half way through the chicken sandwich abs binned it. The 3D printed chicken looks more appealing.
@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын
You should went for the roast beef. It only gives you gas that smells like it could kill a moose.
@TysonJensen 2 жыл бұрын
Oh. Yeah. You have to order beef at Arby’s. That chicken might have been there from back when Jon Stewart was doing the Daily Show.
@gigistoner8004 2 жыл бұрын
Just today I was told a new Arbys is moving into my town. My first reaction was "Why?" and then I thought "They still exist?" and my third reaction was "Why do they still exist?"
@RubbishFPS 2 жыл бұрын
@@gigistoner8004 They have closed all but 2 of them in the whole Rochester NY area lol
@edge918 2 жыл бұрын
So where are the stove top circular burners to beam us from place to place? My car is just about obsolete.
@thisbushnell4824 2 жыл бұрын
Laser printed chicken is a next level comminuted-meat biohazard.
@davidmccarthy6061 2 жыл бұрын
No workers needed? Drop it into a giant blender and print the meal that comes out on the conveyor belt?
@skunkrat01 2 жыл бұрын
Wow that is an amazing jacket
@MavenCree 2 жыл бұрын
The last one... Star Trek replicators gotta get their start somewhere. End of last year the produced a fully functioning hypo-spray. 😁
@hawkeye5955 2 жыл бұрын
I remember the TNG episode where replicated bird meat was offered to a Klingon.
@ChakatStripedfur 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so early, I got here before any bots showed up.
@ajt51773 2 жыл бұрын
😎👍
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Ham-Ham makers got the idea from the Robot Breast Pump for Cows.
@DneilB007 2 жыл бұрын
Not from a Fleshlight? C’mon folks. We all know how guys are going to use that.
@rasaecnai 2 жыл бұрын
Haha i love the Arbys reference. I feel like that joke is for Jon Stewart
@lypscratch 2 жыл бұрын
Love the cow dodging the bullets!
@Omni0404 2 жыл бұрын
Arrest that crowd for not laughing hard enough at the Mootrix joke! Try it again on a Friday audience.
@thunderkb2132 2 жыл бұрын
He should have milked it for all its worth.
@thedigitaldignitary 2 жыл бұрын
But he’s a professional and just knew he had to moo-ve along, but that was udderly ridiculous
@greeneyedlady5580 2 жыл бұрын
Joke lines about Gym Jordan in the monologue went right over their heads too. Poor audience tonight.
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
@@thunderkb2132 Nice 😄
@RyanPurcell 2 жыл бұрын
I sadly liked the Mootrix joke. I'm a 40 year old dad and I cannot deny.
@casmatt99 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Stephen is carrying the mantle of Jon Stewart's crusade against the unholy entity known as Arby's
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, Zuckerberg has an audience for his VR meeting app who won't be too upset when it causes them to bring up their cud..
@Taijifufu 2 жыл бұрын
Oh come now. You can't get motion sick from that. After 2 weeks you get your VR legs and then you can handle anything anyway.
@MonkeyJedi99 2 жыл бұрын
@@Taijifufu I could probably handle everything about VR except the invasive nature of "Meta" and their ownership of Oculus. I want to play games, not give my personal data to a lizard alien's corporation.
@Taijifufu 2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 didn't you hear? They killed the Oculus name.😓 Luckily VR is just a medium and Facebook holds no ownership over it.
@winterx2348 2 жыл бұрын
hey i have an idea for the toilets. how about instead of scanning people's buttholes and having that data exist somewhere out there in the world, you just have the toilet come with a fingerprint scanner so that it can log who you are without being creepy about it. I can see it being really good in the medical field like in hospitals where tracking bowl movements of individual patients can be super important but hard to do when the patient doesn't always know what they're supposed to be looking for.
@GC-qe8vc 2 жыл бұрын
How about having nurses in hospitals? Oh, I forgot, this is bad for the bottom line, because healthcare is nothing more than business.
@winterx2348 2 жыл бұрын
@@GC-qe8vc Uhhh... I mean, agreed, but what did that have to do with what I said? Are u suggesting it would be better if a nurse had to watch someone poop?
@jhonshephard921 2 жыл бұрын
I would REALLY love it if someone from Emily in Paris gets an interview on Colbert. Imagine the awkwardness.
@3Kings_Industries 2 жыл бұрын
LoL The Moo-trix!
@annaejwritedraw 2 жыл бұрын
Brings the term butt-dialing to a whole new level.
@TheNefastor 2 жыл бұрын
Spatial resolution : now I know why my cooking sucks !
@suzannepottsshorts 2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure the cows haven't gone to the secret level where they chase people with halberds?!
@professorsprout3382 2 жыл бұрын
Cow Revolt! I would show them the animated version of George Orwell's Animal Farm.
@anishia 2 жыл бұрын
3:19 thanks Stephen, you made me COVID chuckle-cough all over my cat 😹🙀😾
@roguesample 2 жыл бұрын
Love the old school daily show reference with the Arby’s dig!
@WiLDCHiLD. 2 жыл бұрын
This whole segment has me deceased! 💀😂🤦🏻♀️
@bevontheroad 2 жыл бұрын
A serious nod to the writers and graphics dept. This segment was an actual stand up bit
@briancorrigan5350 2 жыл бұрын
I bet Craig Ferguson thought so.
@rustyshackelford312 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining the butter robot scene from rick and morty with that toilet robot. "What is my purpose." "You scan buttholes." "Oh my god."
@eonicarui 2 жыл бұрын
Ok Jon's outfits are always on point but that gray gradation jacket!?!? Impeccable
@lknanml 2 жыл бұрын
This is how it starts.... Next thing you know the machines become self-aware then HAL-9000 shifts into Maximum Overdrive and Skynets us into the Matrix....
@mori1bund 2 жыл бұрын
...at the end the last remains of humanity will flee through space, pursued by a fleet of cylon robots.
@lknanml 2 жыл бұрын
@@mori1bund Then someone turns on a hotspot to tweet the fleet and a cylon virus takes over and fly us into the sun. Humans would literally ride off into the sunset.
@trancedarkdust90 2 жыл бұрын
So they took a chicken, mooshed it up and used the mush to……print a chicken! Genius.
@Baekstrom 2 жыл бұрын
Some dyslexic CEO ordered a retinal scan system, and got a rectal scan system.
@highstimulation2497 2 жыл бұрын
I REMEMBER THE FIRST ONE OF THESE. "Not sure where that CAME from...."
@LudacritzTTV 2 жыл бұрын
"edible" and "food safe temperatures" is giving Arby's a lot of credit...
@ziziroberts8041 2 жыл бұрын
3:31 The Mootrix 🤣
@williamthomas2278 2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but to scream MMMOOOOO!!
@GoTubeYourMom 2 жыл бұрын
NO THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE SMARTPIPE, omgosh. Did they not learn about the lawsuits?
@BowBeforeTheAlgorithm 2 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste’s jacket was fire 🔥
@rendacynkum8402 2 жыл бұрын
Jon, I love those blazers!
@lillyofthevalley208 2 жыл бұрын
Uh-oh oh oh yeah baby lololololol
@kristinnelson-patel442 2 жыл бұрын
That suit jacket on Jon Batiste!! His style is everything every night.
@dark_neverland 2 жыл бұрын
Jon's wardrobe is always 🔥🔥
@Vitriol-Divergent 2 жыл бұрын
The Butthole Toilet ...I think this might be the first new thing I'm refusing to embrace because of my age. Wasn't around when I was a kid and I don't want to understand it.
@mwmnmwm 2 жыл бұрын
MooTrix ,,,,, I really did laugh out loud.
@itsmartafilipa 2 жыл бұрын
This one was A+++ material
@guillermodelnoche 2 жыл бұрын
When Stephen talks to the producers side stage it has a very Johnny Carson feel to it.
@benr3799 2 жыл бұрын
Jon looks FIRE omg that man drips like a colander fulla pasta
@Divinii 2 жыл бұрын
*Mootrix featuring KeaMoo Reeves*
@krisfrederick5001 2 жыл бұрын
It's a dead heat between horrifying and hilarious. 🐔🐄👀
@grimwolf9988 2 жыл бұрын
2:56 ...What? Do they not realize those things have two separate lenses inside? That does nothing. The cow's just seeing very uncomfortable darkness now.
@lazaraza 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno bout the munching robot, but the dude sampling the chicken at the end was legit high 😁
@deborahkogan8742 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love it
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
That thing sure has my ex wife's "Yeah, I guess it's your birthday... Ok." dead-eyed look down pat.
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen is on a movie binge 😸😸💖🌹
@RWAsur 2 жыл бұрын
Amigami Hamham ... bro, Furby already did that, except for the suction, which is also freaking weird
@whyhatestrangers 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man… The Mootrix must happen. Imagine how awesome it would be to watch cows move in bullet-time footage! 🤩
@gigi89 2 жыл бұрын
Jon, looking good as always! Love your look too, Colbert Ps love Stay Human...you're amazing!
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
Edible and at food-safe temperatures... the dream goal of every young chef-in-training! 🙄😄😆😆😄
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
I just want a toilet that will tell me if something is alive in the bowl just waiting to bite my butt when I sit down. Snakes, That's my fear.
@eduardomariscal49 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVED Jon Batiste's outfit!
@lesleyghostdragon3149 2 жыл бұрын
Will that toilet be used to solve bathroom related crimes? Next week, on "CSI My-hiney"... "Who forgot to flush!?" "Who didn't close the lid!?"
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