Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue After The First Trump-Biden Presidential Debate

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

3 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be debate night without a LIVE episode of A Late Show! Watch as Stephen Colbert breaks down all the good, bad and ugly moments from the first of three contests between President Trump and Joe Biden. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Monologue
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@KITLEVEY
@KITLEVEY 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Wallace in WAY over his head. A famous person once said, and applicable here: "Never argue with stupid, they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
@wp2746
@wp2746 3 жыл бұрын
You think the trump family would chose any other moderater ?
@Bdmaurice
@Bdmaurice 3 жыл бұрын
"never argue with an idiot because from a distance, you can't tell who's who."
@saoirsedonnelly2352
@saoirsedonnelly2352 3 жыл бұрын
He’s probably the only person both sides would accept.
@briansilver3412
@briansilver3412 3 жыл бұрын
Good Luck to Steve Scully and Kristen Welker
@gregmiller9710
@gregmiller9710 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Twain...
@LordRenegrade
@LordRenegrade 3 жыл бұрын
Phantom Menace? Mark Hamill tweeted, "That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special."
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 3 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about the Holiday Spe-.... I mean what Holiday Special?
@ayoubbelkas689
@ayoubbelkas689 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chas-OTE blink if George Lucas is holding you at gun point
@spiceyhotpot
@spiceyhotpot 3 жыл бұрын
Saw that tweet, and the Holiday Special, it's pretty accurate
@enforcerofpain
@enforcerofpain 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch! I bet Disney wouldn't dare remake it.
@emanueldrummonds6106
@emanueldrummonds6106 3 жыл бұрын
True 💯
@rachelcrane2845
@rachelcrane2845 3 жыл бұрын
His wife giggling in the background at least makes me feel a little better.
@Arbitraritorian
@Arbitraritorian 3 жыл бұрын
"I come to you tonight, ladies and gentleman, an empty vessel. A man with a mind wiped clean. I have stood in the swirling chaos of creation. I have seen Shiva dancing the destruction, wielding his trident, carving great gouts out of the universe. The sky at once both red and blue and black until all that remained was a starless void and the hollowed husk once known as Chris Wallace." Elevating the rhetoric of late night one monologue at a time. Best Late Show Host Ever. Thanks, Steven
@samriddhigupta5514
@samriddhigupta5514 Жыл бұрын
Great reference for Shiva. An Indian approves it 👍
@Kathleen-ol2qm
@Kathleen-ol2qm 4 ай бұрын
This may have been his most eloquent monologue ever. He definitely IS the best! 👍
@nelipotfootfree
@nelipotfootfree 3 жыл бұрын
In the old days, the moderator would shut off the candidate's microphone when it wasn't his turn to speak or if he started to go overtime. They should bring this back.
@lorifenton1284
@lorifenton1284 3 жыл бұрын
nelipotfootfree Absolutely! That”s what I kept yelling at the TV during the debate. 🤫🙄
@siobhanhunt1749
@siobhanhunt1749 3 жыл бұрын
I wondered why this wasn't a thing!
@kittycat6195
@kittycat6195 3 жыл бұрын
They should also bring back moderators who are bipartisan.
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently both sides couldn't agree to it, which is code for Trump didn't want anyone to shut him off. He was planning on talking over everyone else, just like he always does --- he thinks he's establishing dominance like an alpha male, when really he's just being obnoxious.
@alanatkinson5090
@alanatkinson5090 3 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat6195 Well, Chris Wallace was about the closest one they could find for that. He was polite to both sides, scrupulously fair about how he posed the questions and gave them equal time. He had to yell at Trump a lot more, but that was because Trump wouldn't stop talking over him.
@centrifugalhorizon7628
@centrifugalhorizon7628 3 жыл бұрын
Watching the debate actually brought me extreme physical discomfort. I'm embarrassed to be an American and sickened to live among a brainwashed cult.
@derekbowen
@derekbowen 3 жыл бұрын
I truly believe that most Americans are good people.
@l.1273
@l.1273 3 жыл бұрын
@@derekbowen We might be good people as you say but our emotional IQ’s have come into serious question of late.
@randomwhitedude9227
@randomwhitedude9227 3 жыл бұрын
Dont judge Americans based on what you're seeing in our politics. We are only given the illusion that we are in control of what happens, these politicians actually run the country and they do what they want regardless of what the general population thinks about it. We're basically forced to just sit back and watch. We are not like them.
@cindys2995
@cindys2995 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely embarrassing! And that "Law and Order" crap is ridiculous. If he believes in that, he'd start with his entire ORGANIZATION! LOL. Hypocrites.
@enriqueali
@enriqueali 3 жыл бұрын
@@derekbowen good people elected Trump?! And continue to support him?! 😲😲😲
@joshuahitchins1897
@joshuahitchins1897 3 жыл бұрын
"We've had no negative effects." That aged like milk.
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. it looks as though God voted early. That quote about the virus being something that "affects virtually nobody" has certainly turned and bit him on his giant ass.
@ashandwit
@ashandwit 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! Great response. Wiping away tears. ROF.
@ZugzugZugzugson
@ZugzugZugzugson 3 жыл бұрын
just like your comment, seeing as Trump is already recovering.
@ashandwit
@ashandwit 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZugzugZugzugson You sure about that? I know all TRUMPERS are "experts".
@ijpete98
@ijpete98 3 жыл бұрын
Milk ages slower than that one did.
@annam454
@annam454 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm glad I've already had my children, I think just watching that sterilized me"... Best Line Evah... :)
@brianelmore2977
@brianelmore2977 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t ever use the word ‘smart’ with me” said Trump. No problem, said almost everyone on planet earth
@zachharkins6930
@zachharkins6930 3 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy who stared directly at a solar eclipse lol
@martinobrien7110
@martinobrien7110 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is too dumb to know the meaning of smart .
@PoweredByEnvy
@PoweredByEnvy 3 жыл бұрын
Again, this is the man who said "Trees that explode in terms of fire", and, "Hurricanes are wet from the standpoint of water." The word "smart" is a literal insult to putin's boot licking toolbox.
@chandlabing782
@chandlabing782 3 жыл бұрын
And my reply to Trump, stop interrupting me, I was about to add arse after smart.
@mocki5665
@mocki5665 3 жыл бұрын
Dunning/Kruger in action!
@rgwak
@rgwak 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in school and your assignment was to do a report on the debate.
@GatsuRage
@GatsuRage 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it would be a good comedy script.
@ibrahimkalmati9379
@ibrahimkalmati9379 3 жыл бұрын
I would say one thing to my teacher would you shut up man
@janeforst8464
@janeforst8464 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure any sane teacher would give an assignment like that knowing how trump's behavior is the classic schoolyard bully.
@smartin8247
@smartin8247 3 жыл бұрын
@@janeforst8464 On the other hand, it would be a very good lesson to teach children - how to recognize a bully.
@saylorskidds9538
@saylorskidds9538 3 жыл бұрын
It was for me. I will never recover.
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 3 жыл бұрын
"It was sarcastic, just like my oath to uphold the Constitution and my marriage vows," I needed to take a lap after that one.
@JarateHunter
@JarateHunter 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't call me smart, I don't know what it means."
@RosimInc7
@RosimInc7 3 жыл бұрын
I do! I.. I understood that reference.
@nathanmcclellan8078
@nathanmcclellan8078 3 жыл бұрын
Nice misquote. The media has trained you well.
@kellym9190
@kellym9190 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmcclellan8078 It’s called a reference, Nate. Lighten up.
@rachita2869
@rachita2869 3 жыл бұрын
Also the reply is a reference to what Steve Rogers (captain America) said in avengers 1 lmao it’s not that serious
@lizadeeza
@lizadeeza 3 жыл бұрын
Trump's best line, " Don't ever use the word SMART around me." POINT TAKEN Mr. President, We Americans SHOULD NEVER use the word SMART around you, nor should we use the words : HONEST, INTELLIGENT, HARD-WORKING, EMPATHETIC, OPEN-MINDED, COMPASSIONATE, BRILLIANT, CALM, REASONABLE, RATIONAL, FAIR-MINDED, DIPLOMATIC, to name a few. I have NEVER been so anxious to see a President wear an orange jumpsuit as I am to see the Tax Cheater and Chief in the Whitehouse wear one.
@wardenm
@wardenm 3 жыл бұрын
You just KNOW the Biden campaign is going to use that sound bite for commercials. XD
@Guitarzoids
@Guitarzoids 3 жыл бұрын
Smart: a dull stinging pain. “That really smarts”
@georgepapps815
@georgepapps815 3 жыл бұрын
To say he doesnt work hard is evidently incorrect
@hartcoronet9968
@hartcoronet9968 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. And Trump's so damned obtuse that it went right over his head. God forbid that anyone should use "smart" and "Trump" as part of the same phrase.
@petergarrett1963
@petergarrett1963 3 жыл бұрын
Ok d2eeps why do all you sheep hate him ..Z? Media wake up
@Silvana716
@Silvana716 3 жыл бұрын
The bleach thing was sarcastic? Who here remembers any laughter? In response to a bizarre joke delivered in a serious tone? He apparently failed clown school too.
@deathandcats
@deathandcats 3 жыл бұрын
Tumpty doesn't have a sense of humour. He has never told a joke. He makes fun of people, sure. But he isn't funny.
@2bleubird
@2bleubird 3 жыл бұрын
That makes me feel so much better. I wouldn't want the president of the United States to take the deaths of thousands of Americans too seriously /s
@khristoferdickover8983
@khristoferdickover8983 3 жыл бұрын
@@deathandcats Right? Just like that "joke" he told about wanting to date his daughter. Ooof "I don't kid." - Donald J Trump
@holamoco
@holamoco 3 жыл бұрын
He said it was a joke as a cover. He was totally serious at that time.
@charlynegezze8536
@charlynegezze8536 3 жыл бұрын
He's not witty enough to be sarcastic.
@vanillasiciliana
@vanillasiciliana 3 жыл бұрын
“I was a private businesspeople” 😂
@gryjffrs
@gryjffrs 3 жыл бұрын
His family is much larger on his tax returns maybe? That or he's referring to the voices that are undoubtedly talking to him all the time. He refers to them often when he says things like "many people" or "people are saying."
@AJB9806
@AJB9806 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore Stephen and think this monologue was excellent, but the best part of this, for me, was hearing Evie giggle in the background.
@saoirsedonnelly2352
@saoirsedonnelly2352 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an ASL translator. They’d just throw up their hands and go home.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 жыл бұрын
My closed captions were ridiculous...what a mess. Waste of time.
@andrewulanowski4190
@andrewulanowski4190 3 жыл бұрын
Look up the article for Japanese translators *trying* to make sense out of Der Loser's babbling.
@lillyrose165
@lillyrose165 3 жыл бұрын
My sister is hard of hearing. Idk if she watched it or not but now I am definitely going to ask her about the poor interpreters lmao.
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 3 жыл бұрын
What's the sign for "I uh- they're- it's- stand back and stand on chair."
@shqa574
@shqa574 3 жыл бұрын
Trump was doing his own ASL. Many hearing impaired viewers were confused about what he was saying.
@Parvie
@Parvie 3 жыл бұрын
Trump went into this debate thinking it was going to be just another Fox interview. But he forgot that the rest of America was there, too.
@johnwattdotca
@johnwattdotca 3 жыл бұрын
NoName 90: No matter what happened, this is the best that President Trump could do.
@Resin311
@Resin311 3 жыл бұрын
he owned. good luck
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Donny, did you forget WHY you were debating tonight? don't drink the tea.
@emblemedfate4270
@emblemedfate4270 3 жыл бұрын
Both Trump and biden lied more than they breathed in that debate
@Shyguy5104
@Shyguy5104 3 жыл бұрын
@@Resin311 you think being a big baby is owning how embarrassing for you
@MrDwwalle
@MrDwwalle 3 жыл бұрын
"Watching the politics for entertainment and the satirists for analysis." Matthew Wall, political science professor. 2020.
@luliby2309
@luliby2309 3 жыл бұрын
When Trump didn't condemn, but instead _condoned_ white supremacists and other thugs, that was easily the lowest point of a very low night in general.
@Teletheus
@Teletheus 3 жыл бұрын
Luliby He couldn’t help himself. Racism is too deeply ingrained throughout the core of his identity, and he doesn’t have the intelligence or self-control to pretend otherwise.
@juana1483
@juana1483 3 жыл бұрын
Yep! The maggot told racists to "Stand By." What a creep. Hopefully he becomes a one term worm!!!
@nathanmcclellan8078
@nathanmcclellan8078 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eruUhbZqnbiacmw.html You mean this time?
@luliby2309
@luliby2309 3 жыл бұрын
Teletheus: Pretty much spot on. He immediately tried to deflect and draw attention away from the question to then wriggle away from having to denounce evil. Juan: I know. I know. It looks like Biden is shaping up to beat him, so I hope that happens. Nathan: Ah yes, I remember that quite clearly. Wasn't that the time where he hemmed and hawed for a very long time and just waited and waited and refused to denounce white supremacists and then finally _reluctantly_ went out to "denounce" white supremacists, and followed it up by saying that "very fine people" were on "both sides" when only one side (the extremists that are his supporters) ended up killing an innocent person? If that's him "denouncing" white supremacists, then he did a piss poor job. It's also all beside the point, as I was talking about his refusal to denounce evil during this debate...so what does his poor attempt at trying to do so another time have to do with that? He still refused to do so _during_ the debate. Also, I see the comment has been deleted, but someone replied to me snarkily asking me to point out when Trump condoned white supremacists. If someone is actually too daft to realize, it was when he told the white supremacists to "stand down and stand by". Now...what does "stand by" mean? You say that to tell people to await further orders. It means he wants these thugs on his side and that he wants them to continue doing what horrible things they've been doing at further points in the future. That is condoning what they do, not condemning, and I can't believe people don't actually realize this.
@tysargent9647
@tysargent9647 2 жыл бұрын
@@juana1483 He could've just said, "Stand back and step down", or "Step down and stand by". But nope, he had to say, "Stand back and stand by".
@wilywascal2024
@wilywascal2024 3 жыл бұрын
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities” ~ Voltaire
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 'Fake' 200 000 dead Americans all want you to vote Trump 2020.
@quinnsinclair7028
@quinnsinclair7028 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 Cause it's not preventable, this was.
@le2800
@le2800 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 Trump didn't help THAT to happen like he did Covid. We DON'T have to have Trump but cancer unfortunately has been here throughout regardless of who is president. So WHY in discussing this debate which covered Covid would we start discussing cancer. Believe me, if it came to that subject Biden would be totally onboard since he lost a son to cancer.
@cassandro9445
@cassandro9445 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 just don't feed this troll, people. They crave attention.
@alejandramoreno6625
@alejandramoreno6625 3 жыл бұрын
"don't use the word smart with me", I guess he didn´t realise that it sounds like he is calling himself stupid
@notevenlistening6072
@notevenlistening6072 3 жыл бұрын
Add that to the library of things this guy doesn't realize.
@stylis666
@stylis666 3 жыл бұрын
@@notevenlistening6072 We need a bigger hard drive.
@sammavacaist
@sammavacaist 3 жыл бұрын
His voters know they are dumb and hate smart people. It's a dog whistle to them.
@user-gf4uc1ok3j
@user-gf4uc1ok3j 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Stephen’s wife in the back: W H E E Z E 😂
@stylez893
@stylez893 3 жыл бұрын
Trump: "no effect from the rallies" COVID: 'Hold my beer"
@jamesbyrne9312
@jamesbyrne9312 3 жыл бұрын
Nice, but i tire of hold my beer comments, there are too many on KZfaq, we need to get more creative. Sorry for rant!
@PeterSmith-or3pq
@PeterSmith-or3pq 3 жыл бұрын
False positive!?? . , we are in the midst of a long time corrupt government, so . ??
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterSmith-or3pq - So President Super Spreader and a couple dozen other Republicans have the COVID and you think they are ALL false positives?
@LinkMcStink
@LinkMcStink 3 жыл бұрын
If you actually watch the rallies, most of them are wearing masks. Which is a hell of a lot more that can be said for all the BLM riots. Oh, sorry, "protests".
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
@@LinkMcStink - Oh sure. Trump supporters are always so health conscious. Here they are showing their support for President Covid Karma this week: mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/watch-hundreds-of-maskless-trump-supporters-gather-to-wish-trump-well--ICIE-xB-UKP3xSmMuErsg?fbclid=IwAR3c8gEMuXxs_KqeEodzifWKB24qnRA6RgOv6sxBiUTfA-JNNlolT-t6rfk Our president declared that the virus "affects almost nobody". His Super Spreader events have managed to affect a whole bunch of nobodies.
@MikMoen
@MikMoen 3 жыл бұрын
"Will you shut up Man?" If for nothing else Biden gets my vote JUST for that. Said to his face what millions of Americans have been saying to their screens for years.
@misskitty6586
@misskitty6586 3 жыл бұрын
It was beautiful!!
@mslalamac
@mslalamac 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he left out a lot of expletives!
@LM-ht7sd
@LM-ht7sd 3 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020!!!!!
@smilesgirl17
@smilesgirl17 3 жыл бұрын
Does it negate his corn pop story, and saying if you don’t vote for him you’re not black?
@SpSot
@SpSot 3 жыл бұрын
And the clown bit.
@leonardocalheiros9240
@leonardocalheiros9240 3 жыл бұрын
I stood awake until midnight here in Brazil watching the debate and when it was over I just couldn't sleep. The stress of knowing that this election it's not going to dictate the future of USA but of many countries in the world kept me awake all night. We're suffering here in Brazil with our own despot in Bolsonaro, and his 2nd term will be heavily influenced by who gets to be in the White House next year. I just beg for you guys up north to do the right thing when the time comes. I've had enough of our forests burning, the police killing LGBT and black people and the religious intolerance that has become the norm here in Brazil. I just urge you all. GO VOTE!
@melhupby
@melhupby 3 жыл бұрын
They won't do the right thing. I bet money on Trump rolling into a second term with the popular vote. Brazil, Europe, Russia, America and more all consistently demonstrate that even when the _right option_ is actually available people are still assholes and pick the worst one.
@laurenw2519
@laurenw2519 3 жыл бұрын
💖
@spacecat6022
@spacecat6022 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, those intolerant and evil right wingers from the US have a big influence on all dirty right wingers in the world. They all need to be driven out of power. I hope you get rid of your crazy dictator and that the the US do the same before we all get shitty governments like this that will feel empowered by those fascist rules.
@Marvhead
@Marvhead 3 жыл бұрын
Leonardo, I hope you get your wish. Bolsonaro needs to go. Good luck.
@cheekyb71
@cheekyb71 3 жыл бұрын
I count my blessings every single day that Jacinda Ardern is our leader and that by and large the NZ people would never tolerate that kind of crap. I wish you well in Brazil, and everywhere men are put in positions of power that they don't understand and cannot use for the betterment of all their people
@kaeholmberg9124
@kaeholmberg9124 3 жыл бұрын
"no negative effects" boy that didn't age well...
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
God seems to have filled out his ballot early and voted for Karma.
@kristenkidd3982
@kristenkidd3982 3 жыл бұрын
The thing I saw that night that made me the most angry and upset was when Joe was talking about his son Beau, who he was very close with and died, and trump interrupted him to start antagonizing about his living sons past drug use. Not only was it so disgusting that he couldn't even shut his mouth for that, and be a decent human being for ten seconds, but because he felt the need to bring it up as if he doesn't have addicts or families of addicts in his base. As a recovering addict, that hurt me. It felt like he was coming at my mom the way he was implying it was joe's fault that hunter used drugs in the past. When trump could have used that moment to say "no I didn't mean that men and women who serve are losers or suckers", he just used it to say, " yeah well so are people who have done drugs. And so are their parents." Joe biden made me like him more that night. Without even skipping a beat, turned to the camera and said something along the lines of, "yes my son had a problem, just like a lot of people's loved ones at home.. he overcame it and I am PROUD of him.. I'm proud of my son. " That is what a leader looks like. I hope addicts both currently in the throws of addiction and those in recovery- along with their families- see it similarly and know who to vote for. Because addiction affects more than some might think. There are a lot of us.
@sewlemony1470
@sewlemony1470 3 жыл бұрын
Kristen Kidd big hugs, I’m proud of you! I have family who have suffered with addiction and lost a sibling to an overdose. It’s not anyone’s fault, addiction is a disease, it affects so many people and their loved ones, ignore trump he’s not smart.
@kristenkidd3982
@kristenkidd3982 3 жыл бұрын
@@sewlemony1470 thank you for saying that and I am so, so sorry for your loss. Addiction truly is a demon. Not the people affected by it. It is people like Trump that make addicts scared to get help.
@lesliemccormick6527
@lesliemccormick6527 3 жыл бұрын
And I would bet anything that Trump and his family are no strangers to drugs and alcohol, so he is a further hypocrite and a liar.
@Kevin-zv5mi
@Kevin-zv5mi 3 жыл бұрын
The country is not about personal issues between the two candidates but the policies and job they are going to do. The rest is just theater to fool young and old voters. Please got to each of there websites and look over their policies. That is all that matters...
@Kevin-zv5mi
@Kevin-zv5mi 3 жыл бұрын
@@lesliemccormick6527 it seems that they actually don't do that people made fun of trump for not smoking or drinking. Who knows for sure, most people these days are on something.
@LOTUSELISE340R
@LOTUSELISE340R 3 жыл бұрын
I'll say it again: Just CUT THE MICS after 2 minutes. Don't rely on people to follow the rules, just enforce them. (They are given a countdown timer off-screen for each question, some simply choose to ignore it.)
@sandrafishman6588
@sandrafishman6588 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, they should each be in a soundproof isolation booth. Then when time is up or they are trying to override the opposition, they can be isolated. They can still be recorded, it just doesn't need to be heard by everyone.
@Mish3aaL13
@Mish3aaL13 3 жыл бұрын
thank you, my mom has been saying that for years!
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 жыл бұрын
And put them in separate rooms because Trump would just talk louder.
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@alan-daniel
@alan-daniel 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love that and think it would definitely help, but the Trump campaign would NEVER agree to it. Biden's probably wouldn't either. Something's gotta change, though.
@tarheelpiper
@tarheelpiper 3 жыл бұрын
I want my goddamn democracy back. Go vote. Keep protesting
@TheKrazysexykool
@TheKrazysexykool 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, dammit!!!! Can't wait to vote🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@trickortrump3292
@trickortrump3292 3 жыл бұрын
"No negative effects" as the corona virus was incubating inside of him.
@0flyswatter0
@0flyswatter0 3 жыл бұрын
That's what he gets for staging his big rallies and not wearing masks. He's more of a fool today than he was 2 days ago.
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
That was either ironically karmic or karmically ironic. I can't make up my mind.
@trickortrump3292
@trickortrump3292 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrianR.-nu1sr Dude, that's deep.
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
@zhuull1 - I have that scenario at a 20% probability. The extensive conspiracy required to maintain that illusion would be intense. The president is now reportedly being treated with experimental drugs (NOT hydroxychloroquine), which is an approach that medical experts will tend to use if the patient does not respond to standard treatments, so we just need to wait and see. There is always a slim possibility that the entire COVID infection story is a ruse by the Trump campaign to resurrect him as a savior who survived the disease and proved it was no big thing. And then there is a 65% chance that not only did he catch the virus at one of his Super Spreader events, he is also being killed by it. There is also a 40% chance that he will recover but will be severely debilitated and handicapped, barely able to walk and be suffering from severe heart and lung issues. It is also likely that he could suffer more brain damage from subsequent strokes. Our president is far from being a healthy man. That baggy suit hides a multitude of sins.
@timallen9346
@timallen9346 3 жыл бұрын
Incumbating huh? Never heard of that
@kennmariga7962
@kennmariga7962 3 жыл бұрын
"Wear your favourite brown shirt and maybe SS the situation.." Who else got it..?
@ZugzugZugzugson
@ZugzugZugzugson 3 жыл бұрын
no u is smart, only galaxy brained individuals are able to do the play on a words.
@et3inuyasha
@et3inuyasha 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I got it. Good LORD did I get it. And my grandfather is spinning in his grave so fast, you could hook him up to an electric turbine and light up the entire state of Michigan. (RIP, CPL Karl Klafkee, US Army, Purple Heart, WWII veteran)
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
"Shut up, man..." Can't argue that Joe doesn't speak for most Americans ther, can we?
@kevinkim3793
@kevinkim3793 3 жыл бұрын
I smiled a bit at that moment. Only wish he would have pushed him harder and perhaps added some humorous jabs at Trump.
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 3 жыл бұрын
He said he would be a president for both parties. It was clear from the debate that Joe Biden was up to date on everything. Sleepy Joe clearly wasn't a thing here.
@jackmiller6162
@jackmiller6162 3 жыл бұрын
Very civil of Biden to call Trump "man".
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackmiller6162 Really? After all of what transpired tonight you're going to talking about the use of speaking to someone in a more casual tone? Trump was far less composed than Biden.
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
And me in UK, good luck America 🙏
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 3 жыл бұрын
They don't already have an ad with - "did you use the word smart? Don't ever use the word smart with me" - I am Joe Biden and I approve this message.
@trews1
@trews1 3 жыл бұрын
The Lincoln Project posted basically that ad just an hours ago here on KZfaq
@shqa574
@shqa574 3 жыл бұрын
Biden should have said to Trump, "For 750 points, can you spell the word "SMART", Donnie?" Trump would have been stunned into silence.
@cathyantoine2595
@cathyantoine2595 3 жыл бұрын
Yes good one
@StrengthFromGiving
@StrengthFromGiving 3 жыл бұрын
I think it was said best when drumpf jr tweeted that Biden was old or senial and he was viciously reminded that his dad suggested dropping a nuke on a hurricane... so he might want to rethink attacking on a basis of intelligence.
@notsure64
@notsure64 3 жыл бұрын
We wear masks to protect our friends and colleagues.
@noed28
@noed28 3 жыл бұрын
masks dont work except they steal us of oxygen
@bradjenkins7614
@bradjenkins7614 3 жыл бұрын
@@noed28 if only that made sense
@marissaburdock6550
@marissaburdock6550 3 жыл бұрын
@@noed28 the dumbassery woooooooooow
@HobertMallow
@HobertMallow 3 жыл бұрын
@CJ Sledgehammer if you really want to inform yourself on masks and covid-related knowledge, please use reliable sources. And that means go look for peer reviewed papers (that you can find for example using Google Scholar). Please don't fall for traps laid by internet "experts". The person you refer to is either completely fake or a failed research that is trying to use this pandemic to gain notoriety. There are unfortunately a lot of those doing that these days. For what concerns masks, specifically, here is a study that shows that masks can help: www.healthaffairs.org/doi/full/10.1377/hlthaff.2020.00818?casa_token=1-J26cxTuykAAAAA%3AxeJcFlVLsEs4-DqlY6biKli2HqJ841chwYoZiYVD74M2DV3Qx7h5J46Uw1A5i_GvEkLw2WJYXB0. It is particularly challenging to gather information on this topic because what we knew about the virus changed rapidly overtime. So for example if you read papers that were published in March, you will find information that is not completely accurate. I hope that this helps, stay safe..
@et3inuyasha
@et3inuyasha 3 жыл бұрын
@CJ Sledgehammer Instead of poking holes in your flawed arguments - as I see others have already done - I'm going to focus on one thing: The Coronavirus and COVID-19.... are the same thing.
@itsbora
@itsbora 3 жыл бұрын
“Once known as Chris Wallace.” Omg Stephen haha
@IthlinnePewPew
@IthlinnePewPew 3 жыл бұрын
They should hire that lady who told trump to let her finish her question during one of the townhalls. He shut up immediately.
@MiTmite9
@MiTmite9 3 жыл бұрын
She would have made a better moderator than Wallace. He was useless.
@780baby
@780baby 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing I said!
@NormaO
@NormaO 3 жыл бұрын
I said that too!!!
@White87FC
@White87FC 3 жыл бұрын
Because he's afraid of a strong woman.
@tnargskoorb1
@tnargskoorb1 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha thanks for making me laugh at least for a few seconds. Oh and I’m a Canadian. I can only imagine how you guys feel.
@cobiwilliams9552
@cobiwilliams9552 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert: “I never thought I’d say this, but I am so looking forward to the vice presidential debate” Me: Same
@davidthurman3963
@davidthurman3963 3 жыл бұрын
Ha now that's an awesome quote.
@josephkubly1950
@josephkubly1950 3 жыл бұрын
everyone should be looking forward to it. My girl Kamala is gonna bury Pence and dance on his grave.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 3 жыл бұрын
At least it will be civilized!
@njones420
@njones420 3 жыл бұрын
@@josephkubly1950 can't wait, she's going to destroy him :)
@lionelcross4557
@lionelcross4557 3 жыл бұрын
Tired of this cliche comment setup. Come original
@SKuLKZ
@SKuLKZ 3 жыл бұрын
“i come to you ladies and gentlemen an empty vessel, a man with a mind wiped clean, i have stood in the swirling chaos of creation, i have seen shiva dancing the destruction wielding his trident carving great gouts out of the universe, the sky at once both red and blue and black until all that remained was a starless void in the hollow husk... once known as chris wallace” best monologue ever fuuuck!!! Haha lmao
@lenusniq_9746
@lenusniq_9746 3 жыл бұрын
After today's news of Trump having corona, I just hope that Joe is OK.
@trangvophuong6919
@trangvophuong6919 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck Morrison Not like trump is any better. Didn't he tell us to inject disinfectant as a way to cure coronavirus? Plus, if he had dealt with the coronavirus, America wouldn't have become the country with the most number of cases in the world.
@tachikomakusanagi3744
@tachikomakusanagi3744 3 жыл бұрын
@@trangvophuong6919 Trump shut down US travel from China back at the end of Jan. Biden called him a xenophobe for doing it.
@crazyprincess789
@crazyprincess789 3 жыл бұрын
@Chuck Morrison your beloved 'president' also referred to the 1,800 US marines who died in war, as "losers" and "suckers" as he refused to pay his respects fallen soldiers at their cemetery. maybe try to not pick and choose where your patriotic morals apply. enough brainwashing. link: www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/
@kellym9190
@kellym9190 3 жыл бұрын
I would like this comment, but 69 likes is already nice
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 жыл бұрын
@@tachikomakusanagi3744 1) by the time he enacted the ban, Covid was here already; it came from Europe. 2) there were loopholes big enough to fly a 767 through.
@jamesamundsen7470
@jamesamundsen7470 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't ever use the word 'smart' around me!" Donald Trump
@tammyngo7405
@tammyngo7405 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@applehappyx-files2456
@applehappyx-files2456 3 жыл бұрын
exactly, chumpy doesn’t know what that means probably 🤣🤣
@skbwolverine
@skbwolverine 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it is his kryptonite. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@carolinamurtha3102
@carolinamurtha3102 3 жыл бұрын
That triggered him HARD. We should all keep calling him that.
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 3 жыл бұрын
lol, ok we will use the word dumb around you i guess
@christ2691
@christ2691 3 жыл бұрын
"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by" - Donald J. Trump If that doesn't send a chill down your back..
@mastereck
@mastereck 3 жыл бұрын
It could have been worse--Biden could have said, "Antifa, stand back and stand by!" I wonder if Biden is willing to condemn Antifa?
@RhondaFizzleflint
@RhondaFizzleflint 3 жыл бұрын
He just founded his own SA now.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 3 жыл бұрын
@IRONS Found the nazi!
@sleepingdogpro
@sleepingdogpro 3 жыл бұрын
@@mastereck Biden's repeatedly and clearly condemned the violence. There's a reason you CAN'T find Biden saying over and over "AntiFa stand by, someone has to do something about the right" and it's worth asking yourself why.
@mbd6054
@mbd6054 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Trump commanded these domestic terrorists to "Stand by" - the single most chilling moment of the 'debate'.
@trueshields5689
@trueshields5689 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Trump's side wasn't wearing masks has aged beautifully
@marketbuy
@marketbuy 3 жыл бұрын
This is all about Trump avoiding jail time in 2020.
@gramsus1402
@gramsus1402 3 жыл бұрын
Who_Dat? I absolutely agree...except it will be in 2021.... hopefully.🤞🏻
@Karideplov
@Karideplov 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joe. Does anyone else ever wish that someone from the WH press room just tell Trump to “shut-up, man” during his rambling coronavirus briefings?
@theweeklynewsexplosion5358
@theweeklynewsexplosion5358 3 жыл бұрын
Karideplov highlights of the presidential debate 👉👉👉 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fL-Wi5WZq6_GYXk.html
@johnkatz1665
@johnkatz1665 3 жыл бұрын
All that shows is Biden’s too weak and triggered to come up With a good comeback
@SallyImpossible
@SallyImpossible 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkatz1665 All that shows Is Trump is an obese drug addict Barely holding on To the podium As word diarrhea Spews out of his orange toad mouth
@PitFriend1
@PitFriend1 3 жыл бұрын
These debate “moderators” need to be able to switch off the microphone of the candidate not being asked the question. Or just turn off Trump’s microphone at all times and save time and sanity.
@niqhtt
@niqhtt 3 жыл бұрын
@MS. Parker It would also be helping him and he wouldn't look as bad. Theoretically, the president should be an adult and not need the micromanagement.
@2157AF
@2157AF 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think that would help when the 2 participants and moderator are only 12 feet away from each other.
@heidiburghgraef7181
@heidiburghgraef7181 3 жыл бұрын
definitely, they should have done it with Trump and Hilary and his stupid sniffling. Do it now.
@cranberryeater7459
@cranberryeater7459 3 жыл бұрын
They should fire Wallace for being a communist sympathizer. He was biased and helping Biden. More time was given to Biden, more questions were asked to Biden, and he skipped Trump a few times. Wallace is corrupt
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 3 жыл бұрын
bith campaigns must agree to that. trump’s camp will never agree. it’s all he has
@TheEcm84
@TheEcm84 3 жыл бұрын
Im still laughing for trump as Sauron, my eyes are watering from laughter!!!!
@cnett486
@cnett486 3 жыл бұрын
"Unspeakable burger farts?" Talk about mustard gas...
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын
Missed zinger: You DO pay millions in taxes... Just to other countries.
@MisterBigMac1
@MisterBigMac1 3 жыл бұрын
Urgh loads of missed zingers. He should have been starting every sentence with “ $750, man”
@whatiwasgoingtosay
@whatiwasgoingtosay 3 жыл бұрын
And I said, “Bitch, where?”
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225
@ceciliaageofaquarius1225 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@suehowie152
@suehowie152 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatiwasgoingtosay And Panama..
@tonia4934
@tonia4934 3 жыл бұрын
laalaa99stl damn that would have been good
@jamesnicholson3658
@jamesnicholson3658 3 жыл бұрын
I was just happy to hear someone telling Trump to Shut up, FINALLY!
@le2800
@le2800 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I know right! "Shut up", "Shush", "Clown" I loved them all! Go, Joe!!!
@WendyMG247
@WendyMG247 3 жыл бұрын
💯🤣👍
@annej6039
@annej6039 3 жыл бұрын
“We couldnt do any sentence-finding” 😭
@mevocalayag
@mevocalayag 3 жыл бұрын
I done normally watch your show but I think I'll start watching it now. You were super funny 😂
@TrueAlpha100
@TrueAlpha100 3 жыл бұрын
😂 “We’re going to go to the next question about racism, but if you want to answer about something else go ahead.” America’s official position on racism since the 1700s
@mishasan7
@mishasan7 3 жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped at that one. I mean wtf
@macprice777
@macprice777 3 жыл бұрын
This is just simply not true. As a black man, I can tell you right now that I’ve had a helping hand in every job I’ve ever taken. People have wanted me to succeed, and helped me do it every chance they got. People want to help minorities. Affirmative action even takes it to the next level. The idea that we’re some racist country is just false. We’re one of the only countries with the vast diversity we have. Are we perfect? No, but to say we’re no closer to unity than we were in the 1700’s is plain ignorant of reality. I would know.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын
it's not like tRump doesn't blather on about whatever he wants to, anyway.
@jesshighland7177
@jesshighland7177 3 жыл бұрын
@@macprice777 You must be white and black in name only.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын
@@macprice777 you've never set foot outside the US, have you?
@darrenwallace6161
@darrenwallace6161 3 жыл бұрын
“Stop pretending this is NORMAL”. Thank you
@phil1657
@phil1657 3 жыл бұрын
Like a snail and frog attempting to fornicate while a squirrel explains it can’t talk to birds
@snlclips4713
@snlclips4713 Жыл бұрын
2 years later and I just got that "finish" joke....
@justwatching719
@justwatching719 3 жыл бұрын
"Forget fact-checking this debate, we couldn't even do any sentence-finding." Yep 🧐
@tedfrankel
@tedfrankel 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Colbert was able to pull this together within an hour or so of the debate is testament to his comedic genius
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 3 жыл бұрын
@robert suba trolls gonna troll
@norvintinoco9881
@norvintinoco9881 3 жыл бұрын
man i didnt find anything he said funny
@michaeljoefox
@michaeljoefox 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t even be a debate. It should be like win Ben steins money: where each candidate is asked the same question in a quiet room with headphones where they can’t hear the other responses.
@Pashasmom1
@Pashasmom1 3 жыл бұрын
They should mute the mics next time until each one has answered the questions. Watch trump's head explode - his campaign is already pissed off about that idea.
@BrianR.-nu1sr
@BrianR.-nu1sr 3 жыл бұрын
@Simon Read - Yes. God has cast his ballot early.
@cholziyah9163
@cholziyah9163 3 жыл бұрын
"This is not going to end well" That statement was indeed true..
@jbnelson
@jbnelson 3 жыл бұрын
These four years have broken Stephen Colbert so many times it’s hard to ignore the personal toll taken on him
@binary10110001
@binary10110001 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised I haven't seen more comments like this, he seems A LOT more pissed off than the years of Colbert report. He is justified of course, but it's kinda hard to watch it takes a toll on his humour as well
@sd753
@sd753 3 жыл бұрын
he sucks
@staciangelly
@staciangelly 3 жыл бұрын
It's effected all Americans. I feel like this.
@le2800
@le2800 3 жыл бұрын
@Rick Ton Lol. I just love your response to @ Some guy. He should add Dumb in the middle.
@DagobertX2
@DagobertX2 3 жыл бұрын
Trump - "Don't use the word 'smart' with me." Biggest self own in history. True, you are not smart. :D Also he got so triggered by it, probably his dad said he is not a smart boy a lot.
@tiffanythornock8159
@tiffanythornock8159 3 жыл бұрын
DagobertX2 it was a nerve, very obvious
@AmericanPharaoh10
@AmericanPharaoh10 3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump was described by one of his professors as "the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." He is an idiot.
@AdamTait-hy2qh
@AdamTait-hy2qh 3 жыл бұрын
@@miantava Nope, I just checked - "Don't use the word 'smart' with me." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@miantava
@miantava 3 жыл бұрын
@@AdamTait-hy2qh apparently I'm drunk, wtf
@tget8004
@tget8004 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Tavares no he didn’t
@mongrelmachines
@mongrelmachines 3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy behind the classic ”trump will never be president!!” ?
@atpnguyen1442
@atpnguyen1442 3 жыл бұрын
More high rank Republicans supported VP Joe Biden…
@deborahkogan8742
@deborahkogan8742 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. Excellent analysis. Thank you!
@paolaa.calderonsanchez4666
@paolaa.calderonsanchez4666 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not from the US, so imagine my surprise with the fact that during debates, no microphone was turned off when one interrupted the other. It was awful to watch...
@kar891
@kar891 3 жыл бұрын
I am embarrassed for the US.
@Thoroniell
@Thoroniell 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewklahn7523 or they're given an opportunity to behave like mature adults and trump pissed it away. You expect someone else to maintain order and cover up the stuff you don't want to accept?
@drunknomore1
@drunknomore1 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure why anyone is blaming the moderator for trumps lack of maturity and respect.
@firstname__lastname
@firstname__lastname 3 жыл бұрын
Dude when Biden told Trump to shut up man! I snorted laugh so damn hard.
@dylancraven3979
@dylancraven3979 3 жыл бұрын
I will always and forever adore shows that are written and delivered so well that you can hear the production crew laughing in the background.
@AW-ue2ls
@AW-ue2ls 3 жыл бұрын
That laughter in the background has me WEAK.....every time I hear that laugh, it cracks me up.
@shelleydwyer-murphy2281
@shelleydwyer-murphy2281 3 жыл бұрын
"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by." - Donald Trump, 9.29.20 (Not a dog whistle, a bull horn on a national debate stage, Trump said exactly what he meant to say.)
@alanmartinez6877
@alanmartinez6877 3 жыл бұрын
First it was Russia, then China, now the proud boys. Trump wants to go back to When America was run on racism, slaves and religious words were used as an excuse to beat your wife.
@AuroraChernobyl
@AuroraChernobyl 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't lie in this matter.
@kamilkrupinski1793
@kamilkrupinski1793 3 жыл бұрын
"Would you shut up, man?" - this is my comment to last four years.
@theRealRKI
@theRealRKI 3 жыл бұрын
The giggles in the background are HILARIOUS!
@davidcharles7106
@davidcharles7106 3 жыл бұрын
"choo-choo tracks".....lol.....hadn't heard that in ages.
@Seffyzero
@Seffyzero 3 жыл бұрын
As a Swede looking in from the outside, watching this debate was actually a horrifying experience. I mean that in the most literal sense I can impress. This is not even funny anymore, this is the death of democracy.
@jimmyzoom1143
@jimmyzoom1143 3 жыл бұрын
Watching missiles land near you in Iraq back in 2003 was horrifying. Remember that foney war?
@jimmyzoom1143
@jimmyzoom1143 3 жыл бұрын
You had a left wing prime minister, if she was so good, how come they voted her out?
@funkeymichaelmc
@funkeymichaelmc 3 жыл бұрын
don't watch then, stupid
@EKDupre
@EKDupre 3 жыл бұрын
A country founded on slavery is not a democracy. And it never truly became one. I hear great things about the Swedes. Peace from Portland OR, U.S.
@jimmyzoom1143
@jimmyzoom1143 3 жыл бұрын
@@EKDupre erm, you missed out the American Indians that got wiped out.
@silcrow
@silcrow 3 жыл бұрын
This was straight up abusive bullying from the president of the US. Imagine anyone else doing this in a professional capacity
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 жыл бұрын
Capone, maybe. Mussolini.
@renshin5671
@renshin5671 3 жыл бұрын
No company would want to employ someone like Trump to their organisation.
@justsaying3729
@justsaying3729 3 жыл бұрын
BUT, this is what he did during the Republicans' debate & the Presidential debate with Hillary and it worked for him so do what works....Bullying, blame & attack. and then make yourself the victim....it's what he does and it's what's been working for him.
@johnkatz1665
@johnkatz1665 3 жыл бұрын
All the people crying about trump being mean are women or weak beta males
@WASEE627
@WASEE627 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkatz1665 Lmao Trump supporters are so insecure about their masculinity and so lacking in empathy that any complaint of unwarranted aggression is seen as 'feminine' and weak.
@marialipshits1544
@marialipshits1544 3 жыл бұрын
Great opening monologue Mr. Colbert. Thank you!
@GODSGIFT4REAL
@GODSGIFT4REAL 3 жыл бұрын
Lol the the laughter in the background haha awesome
@louisjohnson7107
@louisjohnson7107 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a Herman Cain reference - the administration didn't even have the decency to acknowledge or mourn him... deplorable
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he is obviously among the "virtually, nobodies" of whom Trump speaks.
@michaedove3562
@michaedove3562 3 жыл бұрын
They tried to sweep it under the rug and pretend it didn't happen because Covid is over...didn't you hear?
@shmales7023
@shmales7023 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@ericwood3709
@ericwood3709 3 жыл бұрын
Right! Cain's death is an inconvenience to them and their propaganda narrative about Covid, so they just stay mum.
@RM-ed1if
@RM-ed1if 3 жыл бұрын
Trump used Herman Cain as a prop. That's all he was for Donald. A prop.
@realtalk8730
@realtalk8730 3 жыл бұрын
This is not funny ,It’s scary when the President of the United States of America says “ Stand down and Stand by.
@thomasthuene3173
@thomasthuene3173 3 жыл бұрын
Now the Proud Boys are officially the SA of Trump. The Brownshirts who beat up everyone who does not agree with him - ON THE PRESIDENT'S ORDER
@kharnac3973
@kharnac3973 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone that doesn't have a problem with that statement is part of the problem. Unacceptable behavior by trump.
@austinfletchermusic
@austinfletchermusic 3 жыл бұрын
"Proud Boys ... stand by ... somebody’s got to do something about Antifa and the left." That's a legitimately terrifying juxtaposition.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 жыл бұрын
@Richard Harris [Citation needed]
@k.t.harmon343
@k.t.harmon343 3 жыл бұрын
He couldn’t pull himself to say it he couldn’t even fake it but he’s not racist
@IshyouNatube
@IshyouNatube 3 жыл бұрын
Terrifying. And to know this decision reflects all over the word.
@mitchhills1244
@mitchhills1244 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing the crew holding in laughter in the background was funny 😂
@PUPPETNETTES
@PUPPETNETTES 3 жыл бұрын
We need a mute mike when the candidate interrupts.
@amykruse6887
@amykruse6887 3 жыл бұрын
Please!!
@RedRedMCmusic
@RedRedMCmusic 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Emerald1dx3
@Emerald1dx3 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@michellec8473
@michellec8473 3 жыл бұрын
I screamed that at my phone screen so much...its fucking unbelievable
@elephanttrunk5372
@elephanttrunk5372 3 жыл бұрын
Satan has the trump regime in the palm of his hand.
@sarah.beauchamp3951
@sarah.beauchamp3951 3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad to hear someone else say “shut up” to Trump. When I yell it through the tv it doesn’t work.
@jenniferdjaslowskj993
@jenniferdjaslowskj993 3 жыл бұрын
Me, too, Sarah...good one. (how is this turd still functioning along with the. The Fox F**** and the rest of the cult still listening to him???....jeeezus. He could talk the balls off a brass monkey!!!
@jaimeliang2267
@jaimeliang2267 3 жыл бұрын
Sarah. Beauchamp Too funny! I personally have lost my voice.
@debrasewell388
@debrasewell388 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad it didn’t work for Biden either.
@felicianamontoya3607
@felicianamontoya3607 3 жыл бұрын
Lame losers all of u
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 3 жыл бұрын
I understand why he wanted Trump to shut up. If someone pointed out just how corrupt Biden is, ...shut up is the best answer
@last5902
@last5902 3 жыл бұрын
I love this video." Luckily i had my kid if not I would be sterelized watching this"😂 this so true.👍 I declare this video the best.😂
@Movielingo.
@Movielingo. 3 жыл бұрын
love the spoken word poem in the beginning lol
@laurenw2519
@laurenw2519 3 жыл бұрын
My ten year old watched with me. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. "That man is our....president...."
@blackgold63
@blackgold63 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure your child would never stoop to that kind of childish antics from those two old men that didn't know when to quit trading insults, there was nothing to gain from it at all.
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 3 жыл бұрын
You may have either turned him off politics forever, or created a fervent passion for understanding _why_ the orange bassoon happened.
@le2800
@le2800 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackgold63 these two men did NOT trade insults equally. Biden was trying to answer questions while Trump was throwing insult after insult. Biden would lose his temper and speak under his breath or call names out of frustration. Trump came unprepared and just wanted to bait Biden as his strategy. Biden used FACTS and facts aren't insults especially when trying to show how you are better for the job than them.
@laurenw2519
@laurenw2519 3 жыл бұрын
@@Finwolven I think he's gonna be pretty involved. He clapped a few times when Biden hit back and made points about the job Trump is doing and health care. But I feel bad that he passed out listening to two grown men yelling at eachother. 🤦‍♀️
@EH23831
@EH23831 3 жыл бұрын
I bet your son was thinking: “If I ever acted like that, I’d get a time out!!” 😂😒
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody is allowed in without a mask": why were they let in? Or, if they removed their masks once inside, why weren't they removed from the auditorium? Repeated calls for the orange nightmare to let others talk: why didn't they turn off his mike/only turn it on when it was his time to talk? Simple solutions: quit letting them break the flipping rules/doing nothing when they do!
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody dares to punish them. They are in power, and violent. Everyone just pretends it's 'all gonna be okay, we'll just follow the rules, and not worry about them'...
@dabertiemanke522
@dabertiemanke522 3 жыл бұрын
Trump may walkout ... plus Chris is biased...
@Pugetwitch
@Pugetwitch 3 жыл бұрын
No s***. nobody is above the law or the rules. f*** that. I don't give a f*** who they are.
@Pugetwitch
@Pugetwitch 3 жыл бұрын
@that wasn't.chicken I'm from Seattle Washington and masks aren't political. the fact that Donald Trump is trying to make them so, is disgusting.
@Pugetwitch
@Pugetwitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@vasisteel895 it's obvious that you're not American otherwise you would know that freedom of speech has nothing to do with wearing a mask period lol. freedom of speech has to do with public property and statements there upon, and not people speaking in private buildings.
@hito157
@hito157 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this on Oct 5th...no negative effects!!! HAHAHAHAHA
@resdin
@resdin 3 жыл бұрын
Love the background reaction to the 90 minute poop comment 😂
@maxxsbrother2
@maxxsbrother2 3 жыл бұрын
"He doesn't know how to not interrupt someone." "You'd be surprised," said Trump, interrupting him.
@MegensBay
@MegensBay 3 жыл бұрын
ICantThinkOfAName while sticking his tongue out - that was so gross and disgusting.
@chrisparkhurst5158
@chrisparkhurst5158 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@speedybball0287
@speedybball0287 3 жыл бұрын
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@chrisparkhurst5158
@chrisparkhurst5158 3 жыл бұрын
@@speedybball0287 your video has absolutely terrible quality...
@speedybball0287
@speedybball0287 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisparkhurst5158 how about the material?
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 3 жыл бұрын
I verbally exclaimed "Stop interrupting everyone you freaking toddler!" I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
@shaym.1372
@shaym.1372 3 жыл бұрын
Next time they should just turn off his mic if it's time for the adults to speak
@raystation8
@raystation8 3 жыл бұрын
GoKart Mozart nah he wasn’t I saw it myself. Don’t need to tell me what I saw.
@sedonasky7314
@sedonasky7314 3 жыл бұрын
I was screaming, "Cut His Fking Mic!!"
@parnelpospahala7920
@parnelpospahala7920 3 жыл бұрын
I was screaming SHUT UP at the telly! Then I realized I live on an apartment. Figured I better get quiet myself 🙂
@parnelpospahala7920
@parnelpospahala7920 3 жыл бұрын
@GoKart Mozart I disagree with Fox. Haven't watched. I watch Beau of the fifth column on You Tube. Beau's opinion matters more to me than a lot of talking heads on most media channels. Especially when they're all owned by just 6 companies.
@davidmelendezsoto7528
@davidmelendezsoto7528 3 жыл бұрын
Hey man phantom menace has the fight with Darth maul, keep my Star Wars out lol 😂
@pokeapple
@pokeapple 3 жыл бұрын
The first two minutes were real poetry.
@jeanniehelliwell1599
@jeanniehelliwell1599 3 жыл бұрын
Jeezus! I watched this from Australia for a half hour and then had to switch off. I feel sorry for Joe. The moderator was like the umpires in our Australian rules football games, one sided. Trump is the rudest bully politician I have ever seen.
@Makermook
@Makermook 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I'm embarrassed by our Clown in Chief. I'm sorry Australia and the rest of the world has to worry that this overgrown baby has our nuclear launch codes at his disposal. I promise you, we're doing everything we can to eject him from office.
@hartcoronet9968
@hartcoronet9968 3 жыл бұрын
No, he wasn't one-sided; he discovered what everyone else already knew: Trump is impossible to rein in. If I were Biden, I'd refuse to participate in any further so-called debates unless the mic of the person who is NOT supposed to be speaking is muted.
@WhiteFangofWar
@WhiteFangofWar 3 жыл бұрын
@@hartcoronet9968 It WAS muted. He's just that loud.
@rosspolglase8796
@rosspolglase8796 3 жыл бұрын
Likewise, but I sat through the whole thing. Australia's politicians on both main sides often fail to inspire, but surely we would never trust someone as shallow, dishonest and just plain ignorant as Trump to lead us. Please, good people of the US, remove this awful man in November.
@VioletEnds
@VioletEnds 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosspolglase8796 Unforntunately, there seems to be a shortage of "good people" here, so it's not certain. November 3rd is gonna be nerve wracking.
@SurvivalSpec
@SurvivalSpec 3 жыл бұрын
Debating Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. He knocks over the pieces, shits on the board, then struts around like he won.
@madeincanada4462
@madeincanada4462 3 жыл бұрын
Most accurate comment here. I'm stealing it!
@Girlsforever1982
@Girlsforever1982 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 That's great. 👍
@wbwayne8887
@wbwayne8887 3 жыл бұрын
That sir was brilliant. 😂 Or maam.
@Vinny-vk3xg
@Vinny-vk3xg 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@anne-mariesharaiha1217
@anne-mariesharaiha1217 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅
@silveratlanticconference5100
@silveratlanticconference5100 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@maxmartz4665
@maxmartz4665 3 жыл бұрын
Requirements and laws don’t mean much to Trump administration. The best would be Trump debating a leaf blower.
@ashandwit
@ashandwit 3 жыл бұрын
MAN! I'd LOVE to hear a LEAFBLOWER every time that orange turd started to SPEAK. DAMN.
@thebelleangels
@thebelleangels 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but hearing Biden say "Just shut up, Man." was worth the whole 25 seconds I put in to watching. Hasn't almost EVERYONE wanted to say to trump- JUST SHUT UP, Man. Shush.
@Nirrrina
@Nirrrina 3 жыл бұрын
I was wishing someone would finally tell him to just shut the f&@k up already. I didn't think anyone ever would. Much less Biden himself. That was so awesome!!
@mistahulmim1555
@mistahulmim1555 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын
I would've used a word more fitting and less civil than "man" - but yeah.
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 3 жыл бұрын
Chris had that moment too. Multiple times.
@sharonroy2645
@sharonroy2645 3 жыл бұрын
There's only one way to stop this raving lunatic. Vote him OUT!
@notsure8456
@notsure8456 3 жыл бұрын
If they manage to get him out of the WH he’ll probably run for senate in Florida or something. Unless he also exits this plane of existence we’re probably stuck hearing his ridiculous lies for years to come.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 He really isnt a good man, and the only media help needed to know this is playing footage of him talking. About anything.
@prettyflirty_7803
@prettyflirty_7803 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is a Russian Nazi wtf you talking about
@faaaszoooom6778
@faaaszoooom6778 3 жыл бұрын
Technically this is not true.
@neolaciss
@neolaciss 3 жыл бұрын
@@calo9210 Trump is a good man, LOL! Trump's one of the worsts! Please go back to school and re-learn what you have learned as being good. You can sit with your kid during online class, that'll really help.
@cheyenneguliker246
@cheyenneguliker246 3 жыл бұрын
It's the wheezing laugh in the background for me
@tiatalks6699
@tiatalks6699 3 жыл бұрын
The only talk show host who is still hilarious without a live audience or laugh track
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, have you skipped Seth Meyers & John Oliver?
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