I can see Bernie saying that someday, because he does. Bernie 2020: the people's champion!

Should be one of his campaign tee shirts

@Time-traveling Troll The "I wrote the damn bill!" already is.

BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON! Come on lets do it.

T-shirts! Bumper stickers!

People better start singing that to their children.

ShiroiKage009 banking on their right wing lies If you re poor they'll let you die

I didn't die but I scared my cat. Wooo!

They lobbied hard for the biggest tax cut yet The Republicans never cared about the national debt To the rich and corporations it went to, true Nothing to the working class like me and you

@@anziogo115 So all the lobbying that took place on this country and what has brought this country to this point is now going to be discarded as fear mongering or better yet conspiracy theories now. Jesus this never going to end for some and the blaming and the lies and deceit!

That's a bumper sticker! 😅

@@chrissiek8706 And a T-shirt.

It. f-ing. rhymes!!!

"Twinkle twinkle little star The billionaire class Has gone too far" Wow Stephen has the best Bernie slogans

@@wordzmythI want Bernie to win just so I can watch Stephen's impressions for the next four to eight years ! Unbelievably good / very canny / extremely well observed.

How isn't that his campaign slogan!

@@GubekochiGoury Because his current one is already perfect. "Not Me, Us." Though if there was ever a reason to take on a second slogan, this would be it.

I love that so much.

Twinkle twinkle little star the billionaire class has gone too far

My first thought was of this: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbtincKctZy5YKs.html

Redundant as fawwwk (fixed it)

@@pams3747 At least you tried

“You play with fire, you gonna get Berned” Damn that’s good.

Pamela Shepard consistency in a leader who’s been fighting for the people is so bad huh? 🙄🙄🙄

@Lillian Williams Damn right. Brutha was on fire. Only logical choice for sae humanists.

Barbara LeMere what a team! #BernieWarren2020

They came to yell and scream their fairy tales, and the only result will be another win for felon trump. Disgusting.

@@exploringlife738 Well we all get a vote - see you at the polls. I'll be the one on the unicorn.

Lmao Nice!

FranciKatherine Melton-Jones Me too! The politician who has earned our trust!

Yelling and screaming and wild-man gesticulation to entertain with fairy tales those who cannot or will not do their own research and thinking - he'll give felon trump another four years just like last time. What a monumental shame.

@@exploringlife738 I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure last time Hillary Clinton and her terrible campaign gave trump his first term

.... and she is single!!!!

@@jameshumphrey9939 No she isn't, at least not when she started her presidential bid. References?

Agreed..the rest look like neds

It's awesome to watch those two work together. I'm sure this is just the beginning. You already have the media smearing Warren because she's decided to plant her feet solidly on the side of progressivism with Bernie.

Um, Warren was a lifelong Reagan Republican. She still calls herself a capitalist.

The funny goes away rather soon when most of the jokes become about Bernie's age. Stephen and his team can do better.

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Trump needs to watch. I suspect he does like to watch, just not this show.

Streaming TV So is Bernie

@@marthab.gallegos4624 Agree you can't say anything bad about a politician in the game that long that still remembers why he got in. God bless Bernie!

@cesar leon And that's the trouble. His burners say his passion is great, but he's just riling them up with screaming, wild-man gesticulation, and nonsense fairy tales that can never come to pass. Sadly, he's destroying the Democratic party and he'll do his best, with co-entertainer Warren, to give trump as much boost as possible.

Now I want an Egg Cream down at Woolworths

Up above the proles so high. Dripping in diamonds, they own the sky. Twinkle twinkle little star, the oligarchs have gone too far.

@@trentrubenacker9718 HAHAHA!!! Awesome! I wanted Stephen to keep going!

Queen E I was deaaaad 🤣🤣

He's got the memo anyone but Bernie, getting money out of politics will bankrupt the MSM!

You 2?

I hate how Colbert always denigrates Sanders. He hardly reinforces his policies. There is cleary an editorial strategy behind this. Very worrisome.... Greets from Europe...

@@athousandIQ Not really. What he has done was innocent silliness about his mannerism and added some youthfulness like this joke, because of his mainly young supporters. Only Bernie and Elizabeth Warren did not get real slaps from Colbert from all the candidates. The others with low support ratings don't even have a real chance anyway, so they are free for the hunting season. :) From Europe also...

Did you see someone changed his wikipedia page to say he died then lol

She's my senator, and has always been pretty soft spoken. I love to see her getting fired up now, and slamming these hacks.

Warren/Sanders is like a wet dream ticket. Either of them can take the lead.

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A Hayes Lmaooooo imagine thinking radical left policies would work

That is what is needed to fight Trump.

May the odds be ever in her favor. Might I suggest doing it in the middle of Times Square? Someone I know once said you could totally shoot someone there and get away with it.

She murders who ever needs to be murdered, but she has Bernies back. I hope they team up.

I LOVE HER!!

Warren, Bernie,Tulsi or BUUUST

Vu Oanh I’m sick of the constant anger. I hate the yelling. I don’t think it’s cute anymore.

Don't confuse anger with passion.

Try respectable.

marvigli19 Bernie is only a year older than drumpf

@@stellashepherd844 you're sick and you need good health care and Bernie gonna get it for you.

Imagine spending your whole life surrounded by people who either don't get it, call you crazy, try to sabotage everything you believe in, corrupt the nation, and so on. And to put the cherry on top, Trump gets elected.

Or 10 😀

i think of it as 5 years myself

I think it's his best impersonation.

I hope of andrew yang- it'll be hard for stephen but good for everyone else

10

Kaneda Shotaro the best qualified, I would hire him in a blink of a second! #BernieWarren2020

As Nina Turner says, "WITH THESE HANDS!" xD

And someone else sang “Hands up baby, hands up”.

Lol

Someone better be getting the rights to "Throw your hands in the air" by Cypress Hill as Bernie's intro for his rallies.

Somebody needs to get angry before the pitchforks come!!!

I love Bernie impressions almost as much as I love Bernie.

Yes, I'ld rather be hearing the Bermie impression than the Orange impression any day.

@@ylimeasil America's a joke, these days.

I love Stephen, but he is a party mainliner.

@Kathryn Foster-martin Beep-boop, beep boop bop. Weeba wobba, ticka ticka ticka.

Kofi Wingless I have been since 2015, except the DNC tree cold water on my face!

🔥🔥🔥

Bernie and Warren don't stand a chance. Way too "out there" for the average voter.

@@sebastianelytron8450 lmao, yeah, Healthcare is such a revolutionary idea for the average American 😂

Listen to Warren and quit saying “we can’t”

Sebastian Elytron Maybe the average voter should read one or two of her books and get a bloody clue. She’s not ‘out there’, be it her reasoning or her proposed reforms. She’s sensible and considered, and it stems from experience.

@@Elephantstonica reading? That's way too out there for the average voter...

I agree!

Big pharma... sickness industry

She also has a history of claiming you can pray HIV/AIDS away and convinced many to stop taking those medications. Yes, we have a sickness system in America. She's not the answer.

In the 80s and 90s she tried convincing people that AIDS and cancer could both be cured by loving yourself more. People died listening to her. Some of her ideas (preventative health care, reparations) are woth pursuing, but she does not belong in the Oval Office.

Marcia Baxter it is heartbreaking for those states with limited resources

That was "THE Kennedy Moment" !!!!!!!Bernie 2020

Bernie Sanders rocks!

The diffrence between wannabes and the real deal.

Bernie your great

Bam!

everyone says so but I liked "maybe you did, and maybe you made a lot of money doing it!" because it gets to the heart of the problem both great moments though

Atom Manhattan 😂😂❤️❤️

And clean air.

Yessss

Free at the point of service. We all pay a little bit more in taxes, but then none of us have anymore bills, deductibles, co-pays, and premiums, costs and "private taxes" that accumulate to far more than what any increased "public taxes" would amount to. Getting rid of the unnecessary middleman and excessive overhead in our current system will then save us up to $5.1 Trillion in total (According to a U-Mass Amherst study). Studies have shown that this will save average Americans up to thousands of dollars a year.

Atom Manhattan 😛😎

Anushervon Odilov I’m dead too. 🤣🤣My family has no money for burial. They will wait for you to die so we can have a joint burial. 😂😂😂 And we will make them write “I WROTE THE DAMN BILL”. On the casket.

He has really improved it; he does a great job of Bernie!

@@SunflowerSpotlight *yeah, you're right. Before he wasn't reading.......😂*

@@enixword2637 Lol😂😂😂😂😂

Lorenzo Carmagnola Warren 2020!! But Sanders is great as well.

Or the other way around. I'd vote for that ticket either way. Granted, I will vote for anyone who isn't an ignorant sociopath at this point, but you were talking dream team.

Warren/Sanders all the way!

@@patrialibre12 -- Good! Because that's only a non-stop laugh getter with his basest base. Everyone else is going to get real bored of it real quickly; anyone who isn't already bored with it, that is.

I prefer Warren bernie, either way it's those 2!

👨‍🎤Bernie and 👩‍🎤Elizabeth or 👩‍🎤Elizabeth and 👨‍🎤Bernie 🇺🇸

Blake B. I agree!

Willaimson is a refreshing take to the canned political strategies of all the other candidates

I don't think she's dumb, Blake B, just out of time. I love hippies, too, but not in the WH.

Kat the dog lover same here, she just had a really good answer and Stephen didn’t address it

And he profoundly cares for more than his TV image.

He really does care.

Best part of the segment. 😂

The answer is no. I don't know who half these people are.

@@couragekarnga8735 And I don't want to know about them! Bernie! Tulsi!

Bernie is a national treasure.

Trump in contrast doesnt even know how to write.

@@y3ee3e preach

Dan Young Priceless! Now we want a T-shirt with that quote! Bernie you could collect millions for your campaign!

Man, who doesn't? Bernie is awesome!

Kyprosa Daeior Stephen, Bernie and Cardi B.

😂🤣😂🤣

It would sell a million copies.

I would buy that mixtape.

Yes and No - Health care for all is also good for business. When people feel safe they do better!

Wait till no deal brexit comes through.

Yippee ky yea - stay over there and keep your opinions on our country to your fkin self! Okay?! Byebye.

Ps -- another fake troll account

Lol cuz eu has so much money!

Mervyn Stephens The problem is this: in 2016, Bernie supporters who stayed home or voted for Trump were enough to elect Trump. I fear a repeat. Bernie is polling fourth, and I don’t see him improving.

@@zeusmasterson4117 we didn't all stay home or vote Dump. That's a lie perpetrated by butthurt Shillary fans. I voted for her even though she gamed the DNC.

@@longgroove Oh boy. Dems are still ripping themselves up about something that happened BETWEEN them three years ago? Cry me a river, build a bridge, get over it. Concentrate on the REAL problems 2016 has brought with it (Russia *winkwink*) Good luck with beating a moron whose staff is mostly in line with his ludicrous stances. He may talk out of his ass but at least his party is consistent confirming it.

@@zeusmasterson4117 He's solidly polling 2nd after Biden, whose numbers continue to drop every day. Claiming he's "polling fourth" is an outright lie considering you're cherry-picking 1 poll from a month ago that is a huge outlier compared to the aggregate polling data.

exactly and he is the most honest nothing can be done really ... people like lies and good promises

@@jameshumphrey9939 "nothing can be done really"....Im sorry, has each administration in the past 20 years not each taken radically different directions that affected us all? Who gets in *matters* even though inter-partisan fighting will absolutely hobble their plans.

About 85% of the current Democratic field unfortunately. They need to bulldoze at least three quarters of the moderates away so we can actually have 1 debate night and not have to listen to the moderators call on John Delaney ever 30 seconds.

Republicans that's who. "We can't afford to give everyone healthcare." "We can't afford to give everyone a higher minimum wage." "We can't afford to move over to renewable sources of energy." "We can't afford all those 'entitlements' (aka social safety nets)"

Less caricature-y and yet more biting...

Ain't that the truth. Pretty sure Colbert is voting for Trump in 2020 for that reason. 😂 Honestly I don't blame him. Trump's a shit president but man is he entertaining.

Nutteri he knows he may have to use it daily for say....the next 9 years...

@@fernie6299 thats a pretty dumb reason to vote for

Colbert may be concerned there will be nothing to lampoon unless Trump is reelected.

Not the best reason...but any reason is good to vote for Bernie

@@bjornsantens9030 Did we watch the same video? lol

Theresa Mae - Where is the "violent" opposition?

Grace Grit and Glory if you don’t see it, you don’t get it.

and she is the best candidate out there

@@MysticGaiaTarot And as long as you don't educate those not seeing it but dismissing them your candidate, whoever it is, will be the loser. A morally superior loser but still a loser.

Either way, a great team. But I would love to see Bernie mop the floor with Trump.

@@katlovesdogs4119 He can do it with Pence or Nikki Haley

That would be a dream, but I fear it is a fantasy. Neither of them are electable in today's America, though as your neighbor I wish they were.

@@MikeEmmet I didnt believe Trump was electable after that "They're not sending their best, folks. They're sending the rapist and thieves ...etc" speech. Such Blatant Capital R racism would have been political suicide if anyone else would have lead off a campaign with it. Yet here we are. So I'm gonna vote for the Warren/Sanders Ticket anyway.

@@StumpyDaPaladin Not to mention the election of Obama.

Agree but he's not one man band. Give some credit to the writers.

Reminds me of John Kerry

@@kurtzelasko1330 Exactly...and John Kerry *did* have a plan. Many plans, actually. Good ones. John Kerry was talking about Medicare for All back in 2004.

And Bernie "I wrote the damn bill" Sanders! Love them both!

@@sdt1017 that election was... 2004? I was like 10 lol, so all I know is he married the heinz lady and that he has a plan

@@kurtzelasko1330 Yup--2004. It's great that you were paying attention to the election at 10! Kerry would have been a good president. Unfortunately, we got four more years of Dumbya, and the messes he created have only gotten worse. Obama saved the economy, but Trump is going to crash it again.

He's GENUINELY charismatic, and does not have to lie, brag, or create international messes to garner attention.

14 states - Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Oregon and Wyoming -have CLOSED PRIMARIES. In CLOSED PRIMARIES, ONLY registered party members can vote in their own party's primary. Bernie 2020!!

123benny4 I agree. Pete buttigieg (I believe that’s how you spell it) is also quite good.

Brett Nine I’m with you here. The people of America have a real chance to choose a leader that will actually help, not only the people of the US, but people around the world...

Hell no. I'd rather see orange man again

Pranav Please elaborate. In what way are any of us (aside from the multi-millionaires and billionaires) better off with Trump than Sanders or Warren in the White House?

I promise you, we absolutely will.

I would vote for a dog turd to get Trump out of the white house.

Alina Ioana 😂

I want to see him elected period.

I want to see him elected so the world may have a future ... a livable one -- enjoyable one & an adventurous one. If we get a Green New Deal it increases the chances of them sprouting the world over. This is needed to avert climate chaos & move towards abundance, away from this scarcity state bottom-line driven corporations depend upon to shore up markets

I swear if he gets in the white house, the oval office will look like a chaotic single dorm room but in a funny way: Papers flying around with a coffee maker and half eaten turkey sandwiches on the desk and everything. I'd love it lol.

Alina Ioana Yeah it is fire his impression 🔥🔥🔥

sounds good thumbs up!

Lilac Lizard, Hey! That’s a really Great Idea, man! Have you contacted any of the people who are involved with the Climate Crisis, yet? I am positive that someone will want to hear what you have to say on the subject. Might want to take a Lawyer with you to help protect your interests. Huh, Such a powerful outcome from that idea of yours! Seriously, Good Luck!!!

Here's a short video from Gabe Brown (one of the people mentioned) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iNGfdrxlqpaqmmg.html think of the bees & food quality while watching that! But additionally, the world's soils hold double the carbon reserves of both the atmosphere AND every tree & living creature on the planet & they're pulling MASSIVE amounts of carbon out of the air & putting it into that carbon store below the ground. Systems like shown here will generally pull around 50 tonnes of CO2 out of the air & lock it in the soils per hectare per year. Over scale, that's a HUGE impact on greenhouse gasses! (there's 1.1 billion hectares of cropland & 2.6 billion hectares of rangeland in the world today, so 180 billion tonnes of carbon we could pull out of the atmosphere each year with this, compared to 37 billion tonnes of fossil fuel emissions we put into the atmosphere in 2018. We won't get a universal 50 tonnes per hectare in the real world of course, not many farmers will do it really well, but we can get enough to REALLY impact!) Also, this IS possible to scale! A lot of permaculture type systems really don't scale & need lots of work to operate, but the only thing stopping this system from scaling is deals between input (pesticides, herbicides, antibiotics for livestock etc) providers & large corporations running mega-operations of mono-crops or CAFO's. This system eliminates most inputs & cuts their profit margins, while returning the profits to the farmer & passing the savings & healthier food onto consumers. For a scaled up version of the livestock part, here's 4,500 cows (a small feedlot number) in a regenerative agriculture system in Australia, with all 4,500 cows going through one of their DAILY paddock moves kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kLaPp7Vlq7TcY3k.html Widen the choke-point & enlarge the paddocks & 4 times more cows could be added with the same labour costs. Integrate into corn mono-cultures during the off season, when the land is normally left bare & eroding & this could be scaled up to match average feedlots sizes of meat production, all while healing the land & using no more land than feedlots & their food production currently use, achieving the same growth rate in cattle (now eating grass instead of grain), but FAR higher welfare for them & other land users (wildlife). Additionally, by rotating well managed cattle with corn crops, it eliminates the need for most chemical fertilisers & breaks pest cycles to eliminate the need for pesticides & GMO's & stops all the pollution runoff from feedlots, because now that "pollution" becomes fertiliser sucked up by the healthy soils. The land is much more drought-proof due to increased soil carbon too & therefore able to grow a much more diverse range of crops for human consumption as well as diverting crops from livestock to bio-fuels. Currently 75 BILLION tonnes of carbon rich soil are eroded by wind & rain off bare soils in global agriculture every year, adding massive amounts of carbon to the atmosphere as it does so & causing "red tides" & ocean deadzones as the chemical fertiliser rich soils reach the rivers & oceans. That's 10 tonnes of soil eroded every year for every person on earth! Lobbiests won't fight for this stuff, they profit from resisting it. This has to come from grass roots pressure if we want to change the world with this cheap & efficient system that also makes our food FAR more wholesome & chemical free (and cheaper to produce in the process). Lets make this a talking point for the democrats - and Republicans too! Should have similar support to universal health care if people can learn the facts

@@lilaclizard4504 This is fascinating. Regenerative agriculture seems like it would be attractive to both progressives and non-corporate right-wingers. If this knowledge were to spread further a much larger movement could arise. I'd love to learn more about this. Do you know any good resources I could look into or even volunteer opportunities?

Captain_Nerdrage agreed!

Agree

Oh that's why I suddenly felt cold and dark clouds came in.

Oh yeah!

Genevieve No, no, no: Warren/ Sanders ticket!

John Griffith I get it, you preferred crooked Donald.

John Griffith Dream on.

Adam Jacobs What does age and color matter? It’s the politics and the personality that counts.

Genevieve ❤️❤️❤️❤️😀

And you know that's a joke he personally wrote.

I'll bet he's even made it all the way thru the Simarillon, twice!

he called Baltimore a third world country. But yeah, he's still the best.

He said it was like a third world country... when talking about the need to mend racial inequality. It's called context.

@@basvanlaanen3463 oh when Bernie does it, it's context but when Trump says a similar thing, he is racist? Got it. At least I know what standard you're following... Double Standard.

If Trump spent his life fighting for racial equality I wouldn't call him a racist...? That's the meaning of context.

@@hereLiesThisTroper Standard Republican incomprehension of nuance.

I agree...except her anti Medicare for all stance

@@bjornsantens9030 Yes for sure but she did express after the debate that she was sort of rethinking her stance on that. Interview is here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n91gZqVq2LTNm4E.html

Well as a politician she needs to do both

Dr M D Aden no

For president 2020 period

Periodt.

great grampa bernie is TOO OLD!!! no more cranky old white guys in the White House!!!!! the future is feminine, young, and NOT WHITE!!!

@@jrsinsf Chica What is WRONG WITH YOU???

ANY ONE USA ANYONE YO KICK THAT ZIONISTS TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE

No!

diane whalen - she will get a lot of new followers, speaking engagements and sell many of her new age books. She doesn't want to be president, she working on introducing herself to a wider audience. I think she truly believes her philosophy and will probably get a major television show. She will be very successful as an important voice in American discourse, if she doesn't get to tied up in politics and money but be a free independent voice.